Off-Topic Thread...

nah not pokin fun at ya. my wife goes faster than 140 on two wheels. so if 140 is fast enuf for you on four then that is your business not mine. if your scared i understand.

who the fuck, ok so you married a dude shut the fuck up and go back the the crazy fun Ninja forum. Dick

and while you were doing that, i was busy doing this...

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fuck my life owns

That roqs!

nah not pokin fun at ya. my wife goes faster than 140 on two wheels. so if 140 is fast enuf for you on four then that is your business not mine. if your scared i understand.

Yer a fgt... go drive your Z31 off a cliff with your GF while driving fasrer than 140 MPH, yo!

going fast on a motorbike is manditory... it's also super fun and super suicide... you'll find that most people around here are pretty protective of the other members when it comes to outsiders..

Protective? I love my lil' babies...

nah not pokin fun at ya. my wife goes faster than 140 on two wheels. so if 140 is fast enuf for you on four then that is your business not mine. if your scared i understand.

whatever floats your boat. but i have an idea, how about you just dont come around here anymore and stay away.

i have done that once, but not with jager. i started drinking at about 10 and didnt stop drinking until about 4 and i had to work at 630, yeah, ill never do that again, of course i probably wont every really drink again.

Not too bad...but not as good as my stupid ass. I was the head baker at a bagel shop in West Palm for a while. I had to BE there at 3 in the morning. My buddy and I would close down our favorite bar, the Palm Beach Ale House (THE SHIT!!!) and I wouldn't even go home! Fuck being a baker at a breakfast place. 3am-1pm mon-thurs...no thanks. To top it all off, I wasn't even of legal drinking age yet...lol.

Oh the shit that went on in that town while I lived there...jeez...

heh, yeah, i was 16 at the time and i came into work still drunk and i threw up a couple times. it was crazy.

LOL yeah
dont come around here anymore and stay away.
both, dont come around here AND stay away while your at it.
damn you told him freak.


jk

LOL yeah

both, dont come around here AND stay away while your at it.
damn you told him freak.


jk

hey, dont make me open up a can of internet-whoopass on you, lol.

lol, nothing like drinking alone...



i do it too the odd time... no biggie

not alone...i was with my girlfriend. amazingly i felt better today than usual. :D

hey! i just got done eating my girlfriend out and giving her a hickie on her nipple with my parents sleeping downstairs, ahhh good times.
definitely way too much information.

BTW: she so owns you...you go down and get nothing out of it??? :loser: p*ssy whipped, id say. :lol:


BAH!! You cant beat red bull and vodka. They make for the best combination! But any alcohol + redbull will get you royally fuked up... God thats fun... Glad to hear you enjoyed it :biggrin: how bad were you in the morning? :evillol:

i really wasnt all that bad in the morning. i actually felt better than usual. i fell asleep about 2am but i am starting to feel it now.



Your not alone when you do that. Your busy chatting to me and stealing my secret recipes to get chicks hideously drunk and in the sack... :devil:
dude...you do that with him also? WTF...i do that same thing, i even gave him 2 perfect real life examples. i let him read the whole conversation from start to finish. he should be able to do some serious one night stands if he is getting secret recipes from 2 different people. :lol:

nah not pokin fun at ya. my wife goes faster than 140 on two wheels. so if 140 is fast enuf for you on four then that is your business not mine. if your scared i understand.

well i can definitely tell who wears the pants in that household! :rofl:

i wouldnt be bragging about that because your wife may be one of the many who die in a motorcycle accident. i refuse to buy a bike because i know i will push the limits, thats something i do best. i have way too much life ahead of me for me to die doing something idiotic.

Pfffft... all yous fools is slow! I jack off at 300 mph....

consider me an outsider if you want, I own a 1985 and a 1990 300zx. Peace, love and HAYABUSA!

Its not bragging. Dude said he done 140 on someones azz in traffic, that sounds pretty idiotic to me. guess it be an opinion just like azz holes, everyone has one. Dont figure you think you can die in an automobile?

consider me an outsider if you want, I own a 1985 and a 1990 300zx. Peace, love and HAYABUSA!

Its not bragging. Dude said he done 140 on someones azz in traffic, that sounds pretty idiotic to me. guess it be an opinion just like azz holes, everyone has one. Dont figure you think you can die in an automobile?

hayabusa's are like the mustang of the bike industry. overweight, over-hyped, and overall not a quality machine. it just has power, it is one of the worst handling bikes on the market. i dont like the fact they are way too popular and over-hyped.

you want a quality bike, go test ride an aprillia, ducati, or buell. hell even a Honda is a better bike.

anyways good luck in life. you cant honestly expect to be respected by entering a forum and bashing a member because you feel 140mph is slow.

Yuh... I mean we all joke around... but your comments seemed a little "talk-shit-ish"...

^ alrite fellas heres how it's gonna go down... freak's gonna' steal us an airplane, meanwhile me jason, jorgey, yaggus, and delerious will all sneak on board....

while this guy's out doing 20MPH on his bike Jorgey can start jakin' off into his face at 300MPH, and than I'll take a shit on him at 400MPH (yea I got skillz like that) and than Jason, Yaggus, and Delerious'll all be so drunk that we can use them as projectiles and throw them at Captain 2 inch on his fagabusa or w.e.

than to finish off the night me and jorgey porgey are gonna have our way with Wes :D

lol where the fuck do i come in on all of this. Can i at least blow something up or run something over (but not in the Z of course, dont wanna mess up my baby).

i think someone has a very large imagination.

projectile? what am i, chop liver?

anyways, the plane idea sounds good. freak, go get your pilots liscense and then pick us all up in one of those big ass freight planes, that way we can all meet up with George with our cars in Cali and party like there is no tomorrow with hott latina and oriental women!!! :smokin
:

what a goofy ass drunk mofo... lol

hey as long as you give me a helmet, i'll jump off or out of almost anything... with head protection i'm indestructable!

consider me an outsider if you want, I own a 1985 and a 1990 300zx. Peace, love and HAYABUSA!

Its not bragging. Dude said he done 140 on someones azz in traffic, that sounds pretty idiotic to me. guess it be an opinion just like azz holes, everyone has one. Dont figure you think you can die in an automobile?

if you would of read my post closer, you would or realized that i passed him in 4th gear and THEN went up to 140, so he was about 1/4-1/2 mile away from me before i hit even 110.

but anyways, it cost like $6,500 to get your pilots liscense, i will just steal a plane and a pilot.

but anyways, it cost like $6,500 to get your pilots liscense, i will just steal a plane and a pilot.


whatever you got to do...do it. just let me know so i can work my schedule around so i dont have to work. :D


delerious, your far from indestructible...your crying because of a little bump on your toe. :rolleyes:

it's not a bump on my toe, it's a planters wart, and i'm not crying, i'm just describing the process of cutting on it with a knife and toenail clippers

it's not a bump on my toe, it's a planters wart, and i'm not crying, i'm just describing the process of cutting on it with a knife and toenail clippers

yeah, you should probably use a kitchen knife and then hide it, next time you have to set the table. set it next to your sisters plate...that should be quite a funny prank.

dude, im so drunk!

you suck k3, your posts arent funny-drunk-posts, they are lame-drunk-posts.

than to finish off the night me and jorgey porgey are gonna have our way with Wes :D

WTF? LoL

ohh damn I can't believe I forgot about probe!!! fuck ummm let's see... uhh you can sleep with his woman while we're all doing our magnificent deed????

it's not a bump on my toe, it's a planters wart, and i'm not crying, i'm just describing the process of cutting on it with a knife and toenail clippers

:crying:

and than Jason, Yaggus, and Delerious'll all be so drunk that we can use them as projectiles and throw them at Captain 2 inch on his fagabusa or w.e.

I'll drink to that! :cheers:

dude...you do that with him also? WTF...i do that same thing, i even gave him 2 perfect real life examples. i let him read the whole conversation from start to finish. he should be able to do some serious one night stands if he is getting secret recipes from 2 different people.

BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!! Whats your best secret recipe/s then? :smokin:

ohh damn I can't believe I forgot about probe!!!

I'm GLAD I was forgotten...


*Brent runs like a scalded dog from the thread...*

you cant get away from a thread this big.

I was thinkin about using you as a projectile as well but I mean by that time we already would've been out of room inside the airplane...


uhhh I wuv you n.e. ways??? :smooch: :greddy2:

oh, i will get a really big plane then.

how about that new airbus a3-80, think you could get one of those beasts off the ground? lol

well, the 88's officially off the road... changed over the plates and insurance today... man i forgot how comfy the seat in the 86 is... just grabs and holds you like a freaking racing seat... awesome.... good to have a clutch that works well too now... altho the ps pump is making noise... hopefully it'll hold out for the winter... if not.. oh well.. more hp for me! lol

BAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!! Whats your best secret recipe/s then? :smokin:

jello shots...woman love jello shots and they love playing with them. :naughty:

strawberry daquiris work well too. nice fruity drink with a little jazz always works great. :D

and yes, i am a pretty laid back drunk. captain morgan's gets me a little crazy and funny. otherwise i just sit back and think about stupid shit. i always seem to tell stories of my life that i normally wouldnt. :lol:

yeah, he's not joking........

lol I can just you sitting at a computer when Jason drunkenly IMs you and you're over there like "ohh jeez not this fucker again"

and yes, i am a pretty laid back drunk...i just sit back and think about stupid shit. i always seem to tell stories of my life that i normally wouldnt. :lol:

Me too...but feed me some Jagermeister and I'll kick the living shit out of you...and you're brother...and your dog...and the neighborhood tree. I love Jag...lol...but I try to avoid it for obvious reasons...

Oh oh oh...I found some good Canadian goodness at my local specialty liquor store recently. First, a little pretense:

I was 15 or 16 working at my first real job, a place called LaRosa's in Florence, Ky. My manager was ranting and raving about how he just turned 21 and he was going to go to Canada, just over the boarder, to get some Molson XXX. (Ironically enough, you don't even have to be 21 to drink in Canada...lol...guess he didn't know that.) Aparently the draw to it was that it has a lot of alcohol in it...so much so that it's not even sold here. Well...the years tick by and, for whatever weird reason, this became one of those things that I just never forgot. You know how it is...everyone has those things that they remember and they have no idea why...this is one of mine. Finally, this last July, I went to a Z car meet in Orange Grove, Oh for my birthday. In the hospitality room, there was a cooler with a bunch of beer in it, and amongst that beer sat that mysterious Molson. Apparently one of the many Canadians that came to the meet brought it. Tried it and it was GREAT...and strong as hell. Good shit.

Fast forward to about a month or 2 ago. I went for the first time to a big ass specialty liquor store that I had been living behind for months. I was pissed at myself as soon as I walked in for not coming here before. I like my drinkage and I LOVE trying new stuff. It would take me a thousand years to try everything in this place. As I'm roaming about in the massive beer cooler, I spot it...MOLSON XXX!!! AND IT'S ONLY 5 BUCKS FOR A 6 PACK!!! Went back again last week and they were out of stock.

Well I got me some today...called Party Town (the big specialty liquor store) to see if it was in stock. Bought half their shipment...lol...7.3% alcohol...and eeeess goooooooooooooood...not too shabby.

that's why round these parts american beer is generally referred to as piss water

i will stick to my pepsi vanilla.

i will stick to my pepsi vanilla.

dude buy coke...they are going out of business and then pepsi will turn into a monopoly. monopolies are no good...

yeah man, haven't you seen them BLING BLING pepsi trucks and the SUPER SKINNY coke trucks? lol

new sig

dude buy coke...they are going out of business and then pepsi will turn into a monopoly. monopolies are no good...

i cant believe you just said that, that is a sin, coke tastes like shit compared to pepsi.

I like Pepsi better too, but I don't drink either but very rarely. If you stop and think about it, beer is better for you than soft drinks...ever read the ingredients in that shit?! I happen to have my girl's cherry coke bottle sitting in front of me:

Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup (not JUST sugar, this is sugar to the 10th power...), caramel color, phosphoric acid (what the HELL is this and WHY would I wanna drink it!?), natural flavors (eh...ok...???), caffeine. There's a CUP of sugar in a can of pepsi.

Beer: Water (mostly), malt, barley, hops.

All I drink is 90% water, 1% coffee, 8.9% beer/wine, .1% diet coke to wake up in the morning.

And D, I used to drink bud light almost exclusively just cuz I didn't know any better. It's not bad, it's just that there are SO many FAR better beers out there. I'm starting to drink less and less american beer. Molson XXX is on of my current favorites, I like Steel Reserve for some reason, and last weekend I got some port wine.

I dunno if any of you happen to know anything about wine, but port wine isn't just wine. It's FORTIFIED wine. Way back in the day, the drunkards that hung around the ports (that's where it gets the name) started fortifying their wine with brandy and cognac to make them stronger. Last weekend's wine was called Cockburn's (funny name) Fine Ruby and was fortified to an ass kicking 20% abv. That's 40 PROOF WINE!! I HAD to try it. It was actually very good. Highly recommended.

i cant believe you just said that, that is a sin, coke tastes like shit compared to pepsi.

i didt say pepsi didnt taste better. im just telling you that you wont be able to afford pepsi if coke goes out of business. DUH!

i havent drank many wines in my life. id much rather have a shot or mixed drink. :lol:

yeah.. i too am for the mixed hard liquors for regular drinking, but when it comes time to get gunned, shots are the only way to go... if i want to not remember anything, it's jagerbombs and then sipping on redbull and vodka... that'd be enough to make most people wasted/comatose lol

When I'm at home, just me and my girl, I'm not going to shoot to get completely tore down...aside from the fact that I REALLY try to avoid that anyway. I hate getting completely ripped.

However...by the third glass of that wine, I was done. And, contrary to popular belief, I didn't have a hangover. I actually felt great the next day. Most people think wine will make you feel worse than ________*insert liquor/beer here* the next morning.

Say what you'd like about how shots work and all that, but drink a few glasses of 40 proof wine in a couple hrs and you WILL be unfit to operate heavy machinery...and it's SO much easier to drink than shots.

It's not what you drink that matters...it's not how much you drink that matters...what matters most is how fast you drink it. Been saying that for ever.

that's what 151 is for ;)

naw man, if you do the shots right they'll taste like fruit juice and still kick you in the face a few minutes later when they're absorbed... shots are usually for parties/clubs tho, where it's not convenient to be trying to hold a drink and dance/stumble around...

151 will fuck you up, but if thats what you want go for it. Or make a friend who happens to make moonshine.....damn thats not whats up.

back when i used to drink, the main thing i drank was some Dole strawberry-banana orange juice (or some other flavor) and malibu rum. mmm, i love malibu rum.

^ I'm not too fond of malibu rum myself, I like apple vodka man that stuff's good.... and smirnoff twisted or w.e.... that's good shit, but I chase with it

smirnoff vodka is crap... try something along the lines of absolut, level, or grey goose.... the goose is expensive but it's the best stuff around

Lol...malibu rum...foofy drink...lol.

Wanna try some really good stuff? I'm also a bit of a rum connoisseur. My favorite is Bacardi Select. I love rum and Coke...er...sorry...Pepsi...lol. Technically I mix it with Diet pepsi...but it's still "rum and Coke". I've already gone through my rum and Coke kick, though. Sure I'll do it again...it's so good.

Oh...and by the way...did I mention that I found a Nissan pickup truck with a snow plow attachment? How fucking COOL would THAT be for the winter?! Make some extra cash while I'm at it. :naughty:

smirnoff vodka is crap... try something along the lines of absolut, level, or grey goose.... the goose is expensive but it's the best stuff around

ahhh...grey goose and absolut. now your talking!

hypnotic anybody?

i dont like bicardi or most any rum that is out there becuase i dont like the liquor taste, i like malibu because it doesnt have much of a liquor taste. i probably dont like that taste becasue the first time i got drunk, my brothers friends were giving me southern comfort shots that i thought was jack daniels and i threw up on it, not very pleasing.

well if you don't like the liqour taste, try that smirnoff twizted stuff, it's different flavours and you can't taste the vodka, but it's pretty much wussy drink...

i dont like bicardi or most any rum that is out there becuase i dont like the liquor taste, i like malibu because it doesnt have much of a liquor taste. i probably dont like that taste becasue the first time i got drunk, my brothers friends were giving me southern comfort shots that i thought was jack daniels and i threw up on it, not very pleasing.

i cant drink southern comfort...it makes me evil. seriously it makes me want to fight everyone and anyone for no reason. so...no...i cant drink southern comfort but i do like crown royal. :naughty:

me and my buddy did butt load of jack daniels one new years eve at this girls house we went to school with. it was actually her brothers jack but he fell asleep so we raided his stash. good ole times. :lol:

lol llz, that'd be pretty sweet... i still say find a turbo minivan and toss a snow plow on the front of that...

i haven't had a chance to try that hypnotic stuff yet, i think that's what i'm going to try after my absolut runs out.. JD is nasty for shooting straight... not bad mixed tho... i used to be quite the crown and coke fan until i tried some captain morgan's spiced, fell in love with that for a while until i got into cocktail mixing which seems to be working well for the time being... kind of expensive tho.

You guys are seriously going to hate me... :D

Well, here she is. 2002 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro. She's absolutely stock, aside from the 17" Konig wheels with Toyo tires. And for the most part, she's staying stock for now. Anyway, here are some pictures, hope you enjoy. :D

I love downtown Wilmington... Good spots for photoshoots.
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The circle at Mayfair... Yes, yes wheels need cleaning.
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Now I truely love this picture... I call it "The Distant Admirer", all of the elements of the photograph make a perfect line through the frame... I just love it.
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Off the road near Airlie Gardens by Wrightsville Beach...
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Had to do the open shutter on the Tachometer... Looks so cool. :D
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Flame away. ;)

-Wes