Off-Topic Thread...

15 celcius you hoser

Hahahahahahaaaa......

So I've found the upgrading FAQ I wrote posted on several North American Z car boards, an Australian board, New Zealand and now one from Canada written almost entirely in French.



I'm an internationally recognized automotive authority.



Sweet. :cool:



Maybe one of these days I'll get around to figuring out what the hell I'm talking about.

My god what is that looming over the horizon??!?!?!?!

Is it invading aliens?

Is it the Blob??

No... IT'S BROKE'S EGO!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

HA! You wish!

Unlike all of those, my ego is unstoppable!

My god what is that looming over the horizon??!?!?!?!

Is it invading aliens?

Is it the Blob??

No... IT'S BROKE'S EGO!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

ahahahahahaha

I just spend a good half hour re-reading the FAQ and you have added HEAPS to it since last time I read it. Nice work!

... Pity I don't own a Z32 anymore :P

I just spent an hour looking through all of the photos and videos I made while I was out on the road driving trucks. It's amazing how much I had already slipped into the back of my mind. Exotic cars I'd seen, beautiful sunrises over scrub desert, random people I partied with in a plywood shack bar in Wyoming, that drunk snowmobile mechanic, touring Lambeau field, various airport bars, that great night in San Antonio, running out of gas in Southern Idaho (not recommended)...


I miss driving trucks. Damn my infernal addiction to steady paychecks!

Lol, damm the need for money...

I went to a pretty kool party on the weekend. It was one of my girlfriends friends's 21st bday. The party was fancy dress and the theme was stereotypes from round the world.

I havent seen that many gorgeous women in slutty french maid style outfits since I saw that porn last week. Fuck there were gorgeous women everywhere... One chick went as an American college slut. What a fucking fantastic choice. So much cleaveage you could hide a body in there. Some very nice looking chicks in spanish style dresses were looking very classy. My gf went as a leprachaun in a low cut green dress. Some dude rocked up in a penguin suit and kept the full suit on all night. What a mad cunt :icon16:

And I know your waiting with baited breath... you want to know... What did Anthony go as? A stereotypical American :D

I gots me a white shirt that had "God Bless Amerika" stenciled in on the back, splatered the front with food stains, wore a horrific stars and stripes tie that has past presidents on there, put on a trucker style cap, grew a redneck moe, put on boots and stuffed a pillow underneath my shirt. God i was a sexy beast that night...:smokin: All the ladies loved me. I dirty danced with several hot women that night. They couldnt get enough of my sexy gut... The highlight of the night had to be the dirty dance with the 'College slut' to the tune of Sexyback. I was a god.

I'm willing to bet that you were so drunk that is what you thought happened. Likely you ended up running into a by stander a few times while screaming "WOOO!!!!".

I'm willing to bet that you were so drunk that is what you thought happened. Likely you ended up running into a by stander a few times while screaming "WOOO!!!!".

the would complement the american hill billy theme very well.

I'm willing to bet that you were so drunk that is what you thought happened. Likely you ended up running into a by stander a few times while screaming "WOOO!!!!".

Hahahaha on a normal night that possibility could be considered quite likely. On that night however I was designated driver. I was bone sober, fatman dancing baby :smokin:

yag you are nothing to me without a camera :D

yag you are nothing to me without a camera :D

Come and see it for yourself then :iceslolan

in good time my friend... soon as i win the lottery :P

Passport: $

Flight to Downunder: $$$

Hotel, food and rental car: $$

The look on his face when you drop kick Yaggus on his own doorstep: Priceless

Some things money can't buy but for crass entertainment there is attempting to start an international incident.

Ok so ignore everything I said about lots of hot bitches being at the raves I have been to. I knew nothing till Friday night where I got a very good education on how hot, hot bitches get and how many you could possibly cram into a small (comparitivly) venue.

Fuck. Me.

And the good news is I think I have a couple of photos :iceslolan The are on my friends phone. So I wont have them until, a) I see her next B) figure out how the hell to get them off her phone.

Mate, that was a well good night. Some awesome tunes and a great crowd, all of them -very- happy. :p

Hey everyone. ! finished my model z. A fucking hardcore project. I'll later make a big thread about it but so far i dont have internet - 56k. So for now just 1 pic.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/amnesboy/DSCN3910.jpg

It is the baddest! wil exchange for a 1:1 zx tt 2+0 :) It took me a year to make.

CheerZ, amnes.

That is sick and you ahve some talent! Good job bro! Make copies, ill buy.

Dyno'ed at 387rwhp/357rwtq @ 14.5 psi on 92 octane with no tuning on a Mustang dyno. Made 300 lbs of torque at 3200 rpm because stock turbos with all of the upgrades spool like a crazy mofo.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/520/picture070mediumij6.jpg

Still needs some tuning and getting the boost controller dialed in but the curve is great, the air/fuel ratio is in a happy place and the ECU kept up a steady 17 degrees of advance under full boost so I can't complain. Given that the horsepower doesn't drop off almost at all in the top end I'd say the cams were definitely worth it. That torque curve is fucking sexy.

wow that's pretty solid for stock turbo's... definitely a nice looking graph too... now it's time for some gt30r's ;)

Fuck that lag ridden bullshit. I'm getting some GT2554Rs, aka Sport 530s minus the 200% JWT mark up for a two bolt inlet adapter, waste gate setup and oil return line modification. There might be some other changes but it's really minor crap when you look at it. And actually I won't be getting the GT2554Rs, it will be the GT2854Rs, almost the same turbo just a bit different exhaust wheel and housing.

I just love the fact that the torque curve goes straight up after I get into the throttle.

Anyway, it was the ZCCW dyno day, there were a pair of Z31s there too. I forgot what they ran but I emailed the ZCCW guy that was taking down names and numbers. I'll post some pictures later with the results if I get them.

Hey D, are you going to make it down for the Golden Garden meet tomorrow?

http://northwestnissans.com/board/showthread.php?t=50832

yeah sure thing, it's only a 21 hour drive from where i am right now, and that's IF i had my z with me

My bad, I thought you were in Vancouver.

Sucks to be you. :)

Good day out at the Golden Garden meet. The theme this year was "240s with body damage". Pics to follow.

Hey everyone. ! finished my model z. A fucking hardcore project. I'll later make a big thread about it but so far i dont have internet - 56k. So for now just 1 pic.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i286/amnesboy/DSCN3910.jpg

It is the baddest! wil exchange for a 1:1 zx tt 2+0 :) It took me a year to make.

CheerZ, amnes.

Amnes, that is the shit!!!! That is seriously awesome dude. The level of detail is amazing....

Thanks guys. I apreciate it. It took me about umm too much to make :) nice dynosheet

Hey guys. How's shit been?

huh, so you didn't die...

Not quite, just been busy... Working two jobs and going to school full time FTL. But it looks like I may be making a return to the Zed game... If all goes well, this kid's dad has to approve of the Prelude before anything can go forward.

Hey guys. How's shit been?

I thought I smelled stale cheerios.

Do we know you?

Not quite, just been busy... Working two jobs and going to school full time FTL. But it looks like I may be making a return to the Zed game... If all goes well, this kid's dad has to approve of the Prelude before anything can go forward.

heard that before...

You're right, I should keep my Prelude. Non-turbo Zs are slow as hell.

Ooooooooo...you trying to get rid of the 'Lude?

You're right, I should keep my Prelude. Non-turbo Zs are slow as hell.

agreed...

stock for stock the n/a z32's are about equal with the gen 5's aren't they?

Pretty much. Both are mid 7s to 60. I liked the handling of my Prelude better than the Z32's I've driven, though...I haven't had as much experience in Z32s, though. They're both killer cars...

stock for stock the n/a z32's are about equal with the gen 5's aren't they?

i would say that...which goes to show that N/A Z32's are teh suck.

i would say that...which goes to show that N/A Z32's are teh suck.

Faster than a Z with no engine in it. ;)

Faster than a Z with no engine in it. ;)

speaking of that, what's up with those fools with the car anyway?

Faster than a Z with no engine in it. ;)

eh...it might get me by a few lengths.

speaking of that, what's up with those fools with the car anyway?
i am beginning to think i am the fool beings i am still hopeful that it will be done any week now. in all reality, i am very pissed and i have this $6k eating my hand and it is taking everything I have not to go out and buy a brand new 06 GSXR 1000 that is left on the showroom floor.

Weeeeeeell, finally got that AFC installed and my Z finally idles smooth.

Weeeeeeell, finally got that AFC installed and my Z finally idles smooth.

the reason for the inconsistent idle was the JWT program? or a combination of different factors?

JWT program is fine. It's the dual intake with only one MAF sensor that causes the problem. AFC, second MAF, some wire = Good to go.

JWT program is fine. It's the dual intake with only one MAF sensor that causes the problem. AFC, second MAF, some wire = Good to go.

nice? what dual intake system did you go with?

Jwt.

So, yeah, leaving for Germany on Saturday. Back in two weeks.

Nice!!!

Where abouts in Germany are you headed??

South western Germany. Saarbrucken, Kaiserslautern, Pirmasens area.

Ok I am so stupidly bored at work right now. I have had pretty much NO work to do for the past week. I am going fucking insane. There is only so much on the internet you can look up....

I can watch vids on youtube and such but I have no sound on my computer..

I don't know why I even bother coming in....

Ok I am so stupidly bored at work right now. I have had pretty much NO work to do for the past week. I am going fucking insane. There is only so much on the internet you can look up....

I can watch vids on youtube and such but I have no sound on my computer..

I don't know why I even bother coming in....

Uhhh...cuz it pays...??? lol

Find a better job! Austraiia is like a communist country. Only 5% of people doesn't have a job. People who do don't do shit, because too many are employed i guess lol. Yagg start biulding model cars at work :)

Uhhh...cuz it pays...??? lol

Yeah but I could not come in and I really doubt anyone would notice...

Find a better job! Austraiia is like a communist country. Only 5% of people doesn't have a job. People who do don't do shit, because too many are employed i guess lol. Yagg start biulding model cars at work

Not too sure what you mean by the communist thing. In Western Australia our unemplyment is only about 2-3% at the moment. Its rediculous. Everyone is looking for new staff atm...

I wish my job was like that. My job's been really hard the past couple weeks and it sucks. Why I chose the restaurant industry is beyond me to this day.

I wish my job was like that. My job's been really hard the past couple weeks and it sucks. Why I chose the restaurant industry is beyond me to this day.

Man trust me, you dont. It sucks. Because the partner I work under is somewhat disorganised I either have no work or I am drowing in it. I mention to him that I have no work and one of 2 things happens.

1. He finds me something to keep me busy normally nothing too big.

or

2. He asks the other partners for work for me. When this happens, the partners dump their shittiest jobs on me that they dont want to inflict on the members of their own team. So then I get flooded with shitty jobs from a bunch of partners to do. Mean while my partner comes up with some work he needs done, but I cant do as I am inundated with all of the shit from everyone else. Then he gets shitty because I am still trying to sort out the shitty jobs from the other partners instead of getting his jobs out the door. I can't fucking win....

Life... life is life :) A job like any other, it sucks unless your the boss.

what's up ladies? been a while

what's up ladies? been a while

hey, i got an email saying something new was posted on here. amazing. anyways, dz how's the car coming along? i think the last time i talked to you, you were doing something with the heads?

yeah got the heads ported and polished, etc.. car's back under the cover for winter and i'm back at school... going to go try and finish things up at x-mas break.