Off-Topic Thread...

yeah they had her doing the ho-down on one of vh1's special episodes...caught her ass lip singing.

yeah, i don't think there's anyone who hasn't seen that video by now...

well we all know that the Saleen S7 is prolly the sweetest domestic ever right...wrong, today they released the Saleen S7 TWIN TURBO bitches, 750 HP, 700 lbs ft torque, and 0-60 in 2.8 and 1/4 mile in just over 10 flat, HOLY MOTHER

SALEEN's are queer cars... an R391 would own that peice of shit any day!

Pair that SILICONE... I meaning SALEEN... Up against a Keonigsegg CCR dude... See who wins :lol:

-Wes

finally some people that agree that the saleen isn't all that. i rather have a mosler or koenigsegg anyday.

-Jared

OH! and i just got my black wheels on!!! i will take pics tomorrow when there is daylight. i have only seen them at night and they already look awesome, makes my car look dark and mysterious.

-Jared

woohoo

Selling the 240 and building one of these:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/567/

EDIT:

An instant smoke machine for parties

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/542/

Random ownage

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/500/

ok i said that the sallen TT was the best domestic, yes te koeniggseg is one of the breatest cars ever with 806 HP i know, and the mosler is alot like the s7 and is also sick, dont crucify me, teh s7TT still deserves repect with stats like those

that is pretty sweet, but one thing that annoys me, they only show like 5 second clips through the whole thing.

-Jared

lol that tank is pretty sweet... as for the burnout... good way to severely decrease the retail value of your house... i bet that stunk like crazy

Selling the 240 and building one of these:

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/567/


now that would be bad ass!!!

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now that would be bad ass!!!

yeh, that is awsome. but can u imagine what u would say to the cops when they pulled u up on the road.

"hi officer. yes i realise what it looks like but i have a good excuse. you see my car had a flat tyre and i needed to get home so i made it into a tank......... you know how it is"

but the burnout in the house. that is bad. that smell would not go away. it would be like in the furniture. In the walls!

btw, y is my writing in bold?

btw, y is my writing in bold?

'Cus you're a nitwit...

WTF Is going on with our ZedEX sigs?

what do ya mean?

-Jared

Red X's....

guess what i may be ordering tomorrow....

yeah thats right. everything to change my automatic to a 5-speed!!!! suckers!!!

Real men do it with an AT!

guess what i will be getting in the mail sometime...SHORT SHIFTER!!! yeah, thats right, you wish you could george.

-Jared

Real men do it with an AT!

Blasphemy!!!

fun factor Jorge!!! fun factor!!!

guess what i will be getting in the mail sometime...SHORT SHIFTER!!! yeah, thats right, you wish you could george.

-Jared

Chaddup... I can get this one from STILLEN for my AT!

http://stillen.com/Sportscars_detail.asp?cat=4&subcat=168&Brand=&id=625&page=1

Chaddup... I can get this one from STILLEN for my AT!

http://stillen.com/Sportscars_detail.asp?cat=4&subcat=168&Brand=&id=625&page=1

if you paid $325 for that shift knob, you need mental help!!! that is ridiculous!

that is rediculous, i only paid $100 for my amz short shifter and $60 for my jdm shift knob.

-Jared

Yeah... that is different though... this has springs and gizmo's and shit in there... more $$$. Not saying I would buy it... just pointing out if I did, I could... know what I mean, jelly-beans?

Anyway.... am I the only one seeing the RED X's??????????

yeah im getting red x's too!!!

Good... I thought I was going nucking futs there!

i have only gotten red x's once, and my sig pic sometimes won't show up.

-Jared

Wes needs to fix that.... isn't he the one who conjured up your sig and the ZedEx logo?

he came up with the logo, but he did a different sig of mine.

-Jared

all mine are working fine... you guys are on crack

mine are working fine now. YOU are on crack.

-Jared

Its not the logo fella's, vBulletin was just screwing up earlier.

Look what I've got :evillol:

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/2466/ferrari355f1spyderrear1zc.jpg

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/2594/ferrari355f1spyderrearside5hw.jpg

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/6480/ferrari355f1spyderfrontside4yo.jpg

http://img148.exs.cx/img148/8198/ferrari355f1spyderduct7kf.jpg

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/448/ferrari355f1spydercivicrear2oq.jpg

http://img133.exs.cx/img133/7033/ferrari355f1spydercivic9xa.jpg

God I love this new Digital Camera... I can actually take pictures of all of these sick cars in town :lol:

-Wes

you must live in a rich town...look at that mcdonald's...looks like church or funeral home. fancy mcdonalds!!!

Yea I live in a VERY rich town...

Michael Jordan has a few houses in Wilmington (Its his home town, he lived there until he went to Carolina State), Andre 3000 has a house on Figure 8 (beautiful private island off the coast of Wrightsville Beach)...

I live in a pretty nice neighborhood as well, but it wasnt always that way. When we built our house (16 years ago) our total build, and property cost was $150,000... The developement blew up right after we build, and the house is now worth somewhere in the mid to high $400,000 range.

I hate living in a rich neighborhood... So many rules and regulations, fabricated by these old people that have nothing to live for, other than to uphold these rules :rolleyes:

But yea... Very rich town...

-Wes

Wow! Italian crap car! Right next to a crappy Hon-Duh! Bwahahahahahhahahaha!

*snickers* look at that pos beside that beautiful ferarri.... just kidding wes... wait... am i? :D

LoL

Didnt you drive an Integra Delerious? And as I recall, you also managed to wreck it :D

-Wes

Didnt you drive an Integra Delerious? And as I recall, you also managed to wreck it :D

-Wes


Bwahahhahahahaha! You're right, Wes! Don't you guys remember Delerious-Integra???? Bwahahahahahahahaha! "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt-crash..... wow Z's are cool! Can you change my name?" LoL

now that's low... at least mine wasn't a civic lol, and i didn't wreck it.. i totaled it!

yeah, at least has a little bit of dignity, not much, but at least a litttle bit. there are only two honda's i wouldn't mind having, the S2000 and NSX. and i wouldn't mind having a prelude for a daily driver.

-Jared

id take a prelude or the triangle taillight v6 accords for a daily driver...

s2000, i can think of quite a few cars i would rather have than a s2000 and the NSX i can think of quite a few cars i would take before a NSX for that kind of money but both are very nice cars.

well i have been shopping for cars online for a while, and i found this shitvic for sale $3,000! But imma try to get them down to 2500 or even 2000. 1993 90K newly painted and z3 fenders and some other shit.. http://images.autotrader.com/images/2005/1/7/176/321/1200455279.176321922.IM1.MAIN.565x421_A.562x421.jp g
Gonna go check it out after i sell my 3Z on saturday!:( Seen a 240SX for sale but had 130,000 and i dont want the headache of things breaking.. I found out today that the cap on my transmission fluid is missing and i dont know for how long.... and it might be contaminated :( but its cool im selling her..

you mean the whole dipstick is missing???

RICER!!!

hahahaha yeah i know its a ricer but whateva i like rice. haha nah i have a manual trans, so theres a cylender with tranny fluid in it or somethin to go with my slave cyl i donno all i know is that i fixed it by tyin rubber bands and covering it witha plastic baggy lol. Ill race Z32s like wes and smoke them! haha

well, get ready to take it to a body shop. you are gonna wreck it due to the PZC curse with hondas.

if the cap you are talking about is next to the brake booster, than it is the slave master cylinder, and the cap covers the resovoir of hydraulic fluid for your hydraulic clutch. you don't want to loose that stuff or your clutch will stop working. i have had experience with that, it sucks, going all the way home in 2nd gear and trying not to hit stoplights.

-Jared

i finally got a job interview tomorrow...i hope i get this one. its at a factory here in town and i could possibly start at $12 an hour, full-time. lets hope i get it!!!!!!!

fingers crossed k3..

freak i know what you mean.. i had to drive 8 hours with no 1st to second syncro... to bring the car home.. then another hour and 45 to get it to the tranny place

i dont believe in curses the red sox won a world series :) tonight im checking out a 99 maxima a 97 blazer and a 98 GTP im gonna look at the shitvic saturday

'99 Maxima would be a hell of a buy! VQs are good engines, and if the Max is an SE, the car would be a lot of fun.

I almost bought a '95 Maxima, I was going to bolt up a PFI Turbo kit, BNR34 Stock Wheels, Eibach 1.5" drop, and make it a track beast... But that all fell through when the owner I was going to buy it from, let someone test drive it... And the dude wrecked it :lol:

I sure as hell didnt want a Maxima with a chassis bent to a 45degree angle :p

-Wes

I sure as hell didnt want a Maxima with a chassis bent to a 45degree angle :p

-Wes

ouch...

sure you do... just makes it a bit more interesting of a drive!

I guess I could get used to a constant countersteer, just to drive straight... Hey I could truthfully say "I get sideways around every corner"

:lol:

-Wes

OK.... here's the scenario... This fine... and I mean Carmen Electra FINE... chick comes up to you while you are at a club/bar/whatever the fuck and starts talking to you and stuff... one thing leads to another and you guys end up at her/your house and you start banging... your all into it and it's the best damn sex you have ever had.... then she stops you! She's gonna pop/cum/have an orgasm and she pushes you off and tell's you, "Now take a shit on me... then you can finish!"


What do you do?

dude...do you have to lay down back in your own shit or can you flip her over and hit it from the back???

either way, its a no go for me. thats just disgusting...ill go find myself another one!!!

LoL

id shite all over her stomach, turn her over so she gets all the shit on her tits and chest and pussy crack, bust a load all over her ass cheeks, flip her back over and lick the shit off her tits.

1via where do you come up with these scenarios! crazy man.