Seriously OT: The Real 3rd Thready...

Part 1: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t68462-1.html
Part 2: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=254496&page=1&pp=15

some "real winners" trashed the Part 2 thread. while trying to clean up the thread a mod accidently changed the Part 2 thread to say Part 3 :loser: This is the REAL 3rd thready

same rules apply in this thread:

NO PORN (duh)
NO FLAMING
NO TECH :icon16:
NO REPLIES WITH 50 MILLION SMILES (we can all thank BLU CIVIC for that new pc siezing rule :sly:

Ladies and Gentlemen, start you engines.....

LET THE WHORING BEGIN!

w00t! i'm the 1st reply :ylsuper:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i already made part 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR EVIL!!!!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.. seeing as someone had to crap on my thread.. i'll crap on this one!!

*CLICK!*

GOD DAMMIT!

why doesnt that work?

well.. seeing as someone had to crap on my thread.. i'll crap on this one!!

*CLICK!*

i 0wnz j00 :evillol:

hmm...

*click* *click* *click* *click*

:banghead:

*cli.. BOOM* :owned:

i 0wnz j00 :evillol:

remember... i like it rough! ;)
but not too rough... just enough so i dont bleed or bruise

:lol2:

meh
like i said
i'm bored!

someone start a fire... fires fun :)

-"whats the shit u guys eat? dry ice?"
--"no! flyd rice"
-"yea thats what i said.. dry ice"
--"no no.. FLYD RICE!"
-"isnt that what i'm saying? DRY... ICE"
--"no! FLYD RICE!!"
-"ohhh... FRIED rice... got it"

DING DING DING

so... i have this odddd feeling, this page is gonna be just u and i rambling on

girlfriend told me shes preg....DAMNIT

GOD DAMMIT!
ignorant SOB!
u interupted mine and silents conversation! JESUS!

blah, i'm just messing with u
anywho, i'm outta here for awhile
l8r

Um... derek... your a post whore.

Wow another one! I just hope this one reaches the glory of it's predecessor

girlfriend told me shes preg....DAMNIT

wow..I hope you're prepared for that. :( That's why my g/f gets depo-provera..one shot every 3 months and no little surprises. Good luck with that whole situation though..

Thats why I stick to sheep.

You thin sheep are good, you should try pigs... chasing them down is half the fun!

Ever mud wrestled a pig?

That's why my g/f gets depo-provera..one shot every 3 months and no little surprises.
Do antibiotics effect it like the pill?

only when they were wee little pups, our pigs got friggen huge

Back in high school we used to have to go weigh hogs... stupid stuborn roll around in there own shit animals.

see shes on the pill...this is just her infinite wisdom telling her shes preg cuz she threw up today...still DAMNIT

Maby shes sick. I'v thrown up before without being preganent.

thats what i said she said "but my stomach hurts really bad" and i said thats what happens before you throw up.
i dont even see how she could be for 2 reasons shes on the pill and umm....ya

I could read a phone book and make it sound passionate.

wow...alreadly late for the party...and i got top posts in Pt. 2 :D

doubt i'll make as many posts as i did before b/c i had more time :( and i think i did a lot of countdowns also :)

thats what i said she said "but my stomach hurts really bad" and i said thats what happens before you throw up.
i dont even see how she could be for 2 reasons shes on the pill and umm....ya


could be like me and get your vas deferens cut :icon16:

want her thought of being pregnant to go away...just say "how could you be pregnant when i'm sterile" :evillol:

oh yea, found a 5.0 for my 89 ranger (=

I'v got a lovely bunch of coconuts... diddly dee.

there they are a sitting in the road....bum, bum bumb

big ones small ones some as big as your head.....

Oh, things were so much better around here with Mufassa. (sorry... I dont know the rest of the song... thats the next line in the movie though).

what?! what did you say? i told you never to mention that name in my presence i am king i.....(sorry lion kings my fav. movie god im a dork)

Sin city is a pretty awsome movie, you need to check it out if you haven't saw it yet.

i d/l it...was the hotness :)

i've got to finish watching Kung Fu Hustle...haven't laughed that hard in a movie in like forever

I'm so tired... watched "Day After Tomorrow" last night cuz we picked up the DVD on sale for 10 bucks... Going to a family multiple b-day party thing later. We may as well celebrate Roman Polanski's b-day too since he's 72 today...

blah blah blah

EDIT: WOOT! page 3!!!!

mine says page 5

and who's Roman Polanski

gotta show u guys a pic of my desk...been doing a lot of paper art...you'd get a good laugh

shit I am wore out I've been working graveyard the past few nights, it really messes with your body, Can't wait to be on a normal schedule again.

mine says page 5

and who's Roman Polanski

The director of "The Pianist" with Adrian Brody and other films. He was kicked out of the US many years ago for supposed pedofilia. I think he fucked Natajsa(sp) Kinksi when she was a teenager...

who's Natajsa Kinksi?

wonder if that get's bought up in conversation..."so, how on earth did you manage to get kicked out of a whole country"

shit I am wore out I've been working graveyard the past few nights, it really messes with your body, Can't wait to be on a normal schedule again.

i know what you mean...i worked overnight at wal-mart and it sucked...

who's Natajsa Kinksi?

wonder if that get's bought up in conversation..."so, how on earth did you manage to get kicked out of a whole country"

She's a European actress... kind of old now, but used to be attractive. I think it's Natassja Kinski. She did lit flicks like "Tess of the D'Ubervilles" and "Great Expectations" as well as got naked in a few foreign films directed by the guy who got kicked out the US...

well i don't watch that many foreign dramas...so i wouldn't know who she is

well i don't watch that many foreign dramas...so i wouldn't know who she is

I don't like to either. I do like Japanese films. I saw an old one a few days ago that my wife's friend burned to DVD. It was subtitled of course and a period involving martial arts... "styles" and "clans". Damn it. I can't remember the name. In English it was kind of stupid sounding... probably a direct translation. Something about a cart. There was a Shogunate Executioner who had a son and he pushed his son in the cart and he was an "assassin" who chases after this Bishimi or whatever she's called (female assassin) who is fine as hell and has a tattoo on her back as well as a boy with a dragon's body grabbing at her nipple on her front. It's a pretty kickass film for 1972 or whenever it was made...

EDIT: I think this is it...
Kozure Ôkami: Jigoku e ikuzo! Daigoro (1974) ... aka Baby Cart 6: Go to Hell, Daigoro!
... aka Jigoku e ikuzo! Daigoro (Japan: short title)
... aka Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell
... aka Sword of Vengeance VI

i'm sorry...all i saw was "nipple" :naughty:

i watched the Joy Luck Club....still love that movie

i find this picture so funny

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/blucivic1/33.jpg

i find this picture so funny

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/blucivic1/33.jpg

*hearing Charleton Heston saying "Soylent Green is people!

That pic's from the Inital D movie isn't it? What a shitty movie that is. I've only watched half of it because I was so bored.

update!!! girlfriend not preg....THANK GOD!!!! WOOHOO!!!

/me stumbles in... well.... she may be now...

Sin City... I still have a headache from that monochromatic acid trip.

I am so many days behide in this thread

speaking of pregnacies, check out this clip http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pregwait.html


stupid bitch haha

deskinned/removed impact beem, 88 door with lexan window is really lite.

one of my old ex-girlfriends tred to tell me i was the one who got her prgo but i found out it was my ex-friend from highschool, hope there happy now 22 and a 4 yr old lol!