Seriously OT: The Real 3rd Thready...

We remember you, but we dont really care if your alive or not.

We remember you, but we dont really care if your alive or not.Sheesh, tough crowd. :grinyes:

TS

I have several riddles for you guys.

1. There is a man who lives in an apartment complex on the 12th floor. When he leaves for work every day, he takes the elevator to the first floor, and continues out the front door of the complex and on his way to work. He get a one hour lunchbreak everyday at 1pm. When he comes home, he take the elevator to only the 6th floor, gets off of the elevator and walks the remaining 6 floors to his apartment. When he leaves to go back to work, he takes the elevator all the way down. When he returns, he uses the same method as he did when returning to his apartment for the lunchbreak. Why does he do this?

2. A man lives in the forest, and has all of his life. He has and continues to walk this same trail every day of his life to retrieve water from the stream not to far away. One day, he sees a cabin in the middle of the trail. This cabin was never there before. He looks through a window and there are 6 dead bodies. How did the cabin get there?

3. You are driving a bus early on a busy Monday morning. The bus makes the first stop and picks up 5 people. The second stop, it picks up 12 more people. On the third stop, 2 people get off. Can you figure out the age of the bus driver using the given information. If so, what is his age?


Someone I work with told me these. I know the answers to all 3, so if you guys get stupmed, I will tell you the answers. Enjoy.

1) It never says he starts at the 12th floor and goes down. Obviously, it's malfunctioning.

2) There is an airplane cabin with 6 dead people crashed on the trail.

3) I'm 32 because I'm the one driving the bus... LOL

Nothing like AF to provide Friday afternoon entertainment while I'm wasting my time here at work, earning my salary before it's time to go home.

I'm sitting here working on a manifold in autocad- still. Waiting for three to roll around so I can take my bum friend to work, then I can go back to bed.

Have y'all noticed no ads lately? I'm not complaining though... haha

never really noticed the ads...went out duriing lunch and got a Mongoose bmx bike for my son...now i have 2 bike i have to get home

Im a redline man myself.

TheSilentChamber finally revealed himself

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/blucivic1/HIDEAWAY/Dont20Touch20The20Girls.gif

LOL, that is hilarious man

Sheesh, tough crowd. :grinyes:

TS

good going TSC you alerted the fuzz :uhoh:




i think i figured out why i like this thread......



no repeat questions :icon16:

good going TSC you alerted the fuzz :uhoh:Fuzz? more like fuzzy bear. :lol: I was just waiting for your highness to return from her long voyage. Now that you are back, I'll head back to the bunker. :grinyes:

TS out (in hiberation)

Fuzz? more like fuzzy bear.
TS out (in hiberation)

.... I could use a rug....

I used to have a Dyno Detour (GT). I miss the days of being a teenager and riding wheelies around the block...

New Signature.

anyone watch anime?

always

Loser.

ima loser baby, so why don't you kill me...

when i was in h.s. the media dubbed that the song of my generation

finally got the rear caliper for the landcruiser in...had to come frome dallas...haven't driven it in about a month because of that...i think for my first brake job i didn't do that bad

trying to figure what tires to get for my bike...currently have some white WTB Primal Rptor 2.1 tires on it and they will need to be replaced soon. Decided i wanted another color except black and considered some baby blue Nokian Boazobeana S tires...
http://bikemag.com/features/columns/author_s.hottie.enduro-300.JPG
but also considering some red Mechalin tires also...what color do you guys think...the delima come in that i work down the street from UNC-Ch but a NCSU fan and stay down the street from it....but i like the blue...or should i just go with the black Nokian X Trak??

Black. They'll get dirty anyway, right?

I'm seriously considering a 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee because it looks more rugged than a 99-05... Interesting little tidbit for all of you car lovers who love to obtain useless information. They continued to make the regular Cherokee in the same body style as the 96-98 (even with the headlights from the basic Cherokee from those years) up until 2001, 2 years after the Grand Cherokee took on the soccer mom SUV style. Pretty much a rip off for left over parts that are supposedly "newer" but are probably left overs that never made it to the Grand Cherokees in the previous years...

Anyway, I've been considering newer options but the way vehicles depreciate so fast these days it's hardly worth it to finance something only to have it be worth a 5th of what it was when new when it is finally paid off.

when buying a new car....it's better to lease or pay straight out...or just buy a used (3-5 yrs old) car and finance that b/c the value will already be low...but if you want new...lease, but you can't do a lot of driving though

and speaking of depreciation...my 1994 Land Cruiser is right at 200,000 miles and with that mileage and listed options...KBB value is right at $7,000...granted brand new it was $53,000., but 12 years later it's still holding it's value

That's not too bad for 12 years later... depending on the shape it's in of course.

I understand the idea behind leasing but with my commute it's not very practical. We'll still use my wife's car but the idea is to give her car a break, and alternate between vehicles. Knowing me, I'd probably bitch about every little ding if I got a relatively new car. The Grand Cherokee I'm looking at has a clean "corporate fleet owned" carfax with only 86k miles on the 4.0L straight six. I'm going to finance most of it but as money frees up in the future I'll pay it off. We'll see what happens...

I own a car that is worth twice as much now as it was when it was brand new, and it has 112k miles on it. Thats some nice depreciation :)

must be some old classic car

anyone watch anime?

I do

bear you watch full metal alchemist?

Yup i have seen it subbed and dubbed

i got 2 tickets to tomorrows Carolina Hurricanes preseason game and can't go b/c my wife's grandmother died...so i'll be in SC this weekend

So yeah the hotel I work at had a MOCK terrorist attack the other day, and the swat guys came in and shot half of the hostages and all of the terrorists. Mean while the negociator is getting all pissed off b/c the snipers are killing everyone.

Oh and to boot, apparently they didn't inform all of the police force that they were performing this exercise. So a pile of cops start hearing all of this shit going down on the radio, haha. So every officer with a car was flying into my hotel. Now that is quality entertainment!

sounds intresting

i need $900

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/car/208073506.html

Damn..that looks perfect for me :(

I could buy it right now, but I'm done with the crxes.

went to SC this weekend...burning up there...didn't know it was gonna be that hot...gas was only $2.09

Gas is now 1.99 here in SC...

I got a new ride. Green 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo TSi 4x4. Turtle Truck FTW... woohoo...

Turtle Truck FTW... woohoo...

:lol:

after 4 years of lurkin, fightin with newbs....
probally in 6 months im goin to buy a 4g as a daily, my truck just costs to damn much to drive everyday and i dont want to put alot of miles on it.

im kinda leaning towards a 4 door, idk why but its probally because of this car...
http://www.streetsource.com/uploads/Ownerprofiles/bigjerm/121200230547PM17551.jpg

i'd like to have another 4 door...for family use...i think i just got used to having speakers in the back though :)

fucking vice grips...

well...Mellowboy's banishment is being discussed...too bad i can't see the thread

I wonder what he is being banned for...

something about religious threads and spam..it was in the moderators forum

well...Mellowboy's banishment is being discussed...too bad i can't see the thread

Im not being banned. They wont ban me if I coorporate with them nicely. They already fixed it. Im just using the banner which doesn't link to anywhere. Bnaylor handled it for me.

so your muslim? watched and informative showw about islam on the history channel

History, Discovery, and TLC...my best friends

so your muslim? watched and informative showw about islam on the history channel

History, Discovery, and TLC...my best friends


Yes I am :)

Yes they are good channels to learn from. I've learned alot about wildlife in watching National Geographic channels back in my at a lesson age.

if moderators discussions are to remain hidden...why do their threads keep showing...this is like the 3rd time is saw this on the main forum "Mellowboy Religious Advertisement and Spam?"

if moderators discussions are to remain hidden...why do their threads keep showing...this is like the 3rd time is saw this on the main forum "Mellowboy Religious Advertisement and Spam?"

Damn dude, dont worry about it LOL. Its not a big deal.:smooch:

Damn dude, dont worry about it LOL. Its not a big deal.:smooch:

oh i'm not worried about it...just got a pm from a mod asking about how i knew

so here's a good question...why is Muhammad (sp) the most used name in the world?

why is Muhammad (sp) the most used name in the world?

In the media? Peoples name? Be a little bit more specific please.

because there are no other names with "muh" and "mad" in them. Use your fucking brain, tit head.

Lol

In the media? Peoples name? Be a little bit more specific please.

peoples name in general

well...Mellowboy's banishment is being discussed...too bad i can't see the thread

:disappoin you know what they say about "assuming".....you make an ass out of u & me

you know damn well i don't tolerate shit stirring. if you were so concerned for mellowboy's well being you should have contacted myself or another mod (its not like 18 aren't assigned to just this forum). i'm sure igor will be fixing the new topic bug since the suspense of not knowing is killing you :shakehead

with 6yrs time served and no prior offenses, i should hope mellowboy comprehends the rules and continues to follow them.

as for you BLU...you shouldn't forget so easily how you were almost perma banned for testing the line with your computer generated graphics. you really want to draw moderator attention to yourself again?

i take serious pride in the civic/crx forum running smooth on it's own....don't disturb the peace by stiring shit when you don't even know what you are mixing up :nono:






.....so we're trying out a new engine source. we ordered a sohc vtec for a crx. a block stamped d16a arrived with a p84 ecu. swap the valve cover with a y8 and you have a mad tit3 supa sl33pa

mod yelled at me this weekend too

:disappoin you know what they say about "assuming".....you make an ass out of u & me

you know damn well i don't tolerate shit stirring. if you were so concerned for mellowboy's well being you should have contacted myself or another mod (its not like 18 aren't assigned to just this forum). i'm sure igor will be fixing the new topic bug since the suspense of not knowing is killing you :shakehead

with 6yrs time served and no prior offenses, i should hope mellowboy comprehends the rules and continues to follow them.

as for you BLU...you shouldn't forget so easily how you were almost perma banned for testing the line with your computer generated graphics. you really want to draw moderator attention to yourself again?

i take serious pride in the civic/crx forum running smooth on it's own....don't disturb the peace by stiring shit when you don't even know what you are mixing up :nono:

actually i didn't forget...about my gifs...was sent a pm about one last month i believe...and i wasn't stirring the poo...anytime spam is mentioned...the one doing the spamming is sent pm about the rules and if continued, banishment...mix spamming with religion, and a thread talking about it...well you can't say i'm assuming...

but it's over and done with

got my tickets for GT Live next week...gotta see if i can find someone to ride with...considering camping out thursday night or riding down early friday morning

peoples name in general


Its Sunnah. Meaning the way of the prophet. Since we view our Prophet the most perfect being, trying to follow in his footsteps. Since the Prophet Muhammad is promised Heaven like all of the Messengers before him.

ahhh...gotcha