Seriously OT: The Real 3rd Thready...

mother fucking u joints.

Well part of TSC's new years resolution has come true early. I'm finally moving out of his basement. It's been a slow season for his noob killing, so there's nothing left for me to do (no more cutting up and disposing of the bodies). Although it has been fun, I have to say it will be good to get away from his constant sexual advances :greddy2:

lol

Fuck. my car died today.

"yeah, from hauling too much ass!"

:lol:

Anyone have any plans for new years? I'm fixing to play russian rullet, I dont have a revolver, a full automatic will work though right?

im sure an automatic will do you fine.

i heard TSC eats babies... is this true?

Well only the cream filled ones.

well you might be a mad child-eating loony. but i'll wish you happy new year anyway, since it's 2006 in London.

so...Happy New Year guys!!!

I got a wide body fender on one side of my car lol... I'm so cool.

for new years...im still under my car changing my tranny...mmhmm fun, never letting my sister drive my car ever...ever...
she somehow cracked the case when she bottomed out over a speed table...this blows nuts...

Yay! I got herpies for new years.. I swear I will never let Civic Boy's sister ride me again.


:evillol:

ha ha ha...she rode you, you got owned!!!

2.2 is back to his offical status as "random dumbass posting in our off topic thread". Why should I do any work when I can lay back and let her bounce around to her liking?

thanks for the title, appreciate it.

an only you would enjoy being ridden by a woman. well that's not true but i dont know anyone else like it.

thanks for the title, appreciate it.

an only you would enjoy being ridden by a woman. well that's not true but i dont know anyone else like it.


i dont know about you, but i like to be ridden. :grinyes:

from your comment you are coming off really gay :greddy2:

an only you would enjoy being ridden by a woman. well that's not true but i dont know anyone else like it.
:wtf: You sure you're not misunderstanding what TSC means by that??

your the one misunderstanding, jetts understood it perfectly as I intended.

hmm......seems this "ridden" may have a different meaning accross the pond.

Apparently.

hmm......seems this "ridden" may have a different meaning accross the pond.


or your just an idiot

or your just an idiot

yea, that seems more likely.

Maby he has never been rode?

2.2, you're weird... or maybe there is a misunderstanding.

Anyway, I like to be ridden by my wife...

2.2, you're weird... or maybe there is a misunderstanding.

Anyway, I like to be ridden by my wife...

i like to be ridden by your wife too :evillol:

i assumed "ridden" was pretty much doggy-style, except where tsc said ridden by someone's sister she took him from behind, which is strange to say the least.

i'm guessing that's not what it means then, but tsc would probably like that too.

It means she's on top, he's on the bottom.

"oooh........"

You little perverted ass kayak.

kayak, isn't that like a canoe?

Somewhat.

I almost got free gas today. I pumped my gas, went in to pay, and they asked me if I wanted to pre pay it. At that point I should have just played along, bought my cigs and left. But apparently the new guy there took off the $ from my pump when the previous person paid for a different one. Could have got a free $10 and 4.1 gallons of gas, but that's what I get for being honest.

.... Because the sex is so much better when she's mad at me.


Well guys, this may be my last few days to post for the next few months.

How come?

random

there is a god

Nope, it all fell though, so I'm not leaving for maryland tuesday. Guess yall will have to put up with me a little longer.

Gimme somethign to break.

Heh my new vice stand, right at chair level keeps the brews nice and frosty.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df26b3127cce9627e558bf6700000015108AbtmjJo5Ys4
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6df26b3127cce9627017d3e0000000016108AbtmjJo5Ys4

Mother f^cker!!! After reformatting my computer, I still have the same f^cking issues I had before I did it. I can't burn a CD, can't update windows anymore, and can't defrag my damn computer. Microsoft...you suck wet, juicy, sweaty, shit stained ass.

MMMMMMmmmm .... four piston calipers.

Can you say blown?

http://ls1tech.com/forums/showthread.php?t=420925

Holy shit. Guess he should have used some ARP head studs :grinno:

i think that split the head, from the pics it looks like the head was bolted onto the short block from the side. it's all cracked.

i like tractor pulling....all that power....

they use external clamps also along with studs to hold the block together. looks like that dont work much either

It looks to me as if the block itself came apart, and not just the head came off.

Freddie Kruger visited me last night. Half way through a dream he showed up out of no where. He sat me down and waved his claws in my face, and then jammed it into my head. I was all messed up when I woke up from that, so I ran into my brother's room (because I saw his light on). When I opened the door I found him half laying on his futon, having a seizure. So I tried to grab him to stop him from shaking, but he jumped up and gave me a mean look with his fangs and glowing red eyes. (kids, don't do drugs before you go to sleep or you'll have fucked up dreams like that).

^^^
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
fucking drugy

The guy who invented LSD turned 100 today, hope everyone celebrated.




Heh... quiz of the day, what has 12 pistons and is only as fast as a stock civic?

Your car with 4 wheel disc brakes with 4 piston calipers up front.

The guy who invented LSD turned 100 today, hope everyone celebrated.
LOL I would have hated to be that guy. Getting that shit on his hand and suddenly start tripping without knowing it was going to happen. I mean no one really knows what it's like until they first do it, but at least then they know that they took something and just wait for the results. Mmmmmm...drugs...

The guy who invented LSD turned 100 today, hope everyone celebrated.


every now and again i get a reality check on how sick in the head i really am....

at first read this is how my brain processed your statement: LSD>tranny>mmmm, Honndaaaa

:screwy:

Ordered new shoes today

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7737397627

thought i'd make an appearance....

i present to you....the upside down heart bum!












































































































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/blucivic1/ct122342.jpg

look at this beauty

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Nissan-300ZX-NA-2-2-NOT-Supra-350Z-240-Skyline-WRX-Civic-Integra-RSX_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6398QQitemZ46036451 93QQrdZ1

http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/ee/f4/9c_3.JPG
http://i14.ebayimg.com/03/i/05/e8/79/a0_3.JPG

:eek2: God Dammmmmmn! I need to find me a woman with an ass like that.

I am now embarased to own a car. I shall proceede to gauge my eyes out with a 9mm bolt.

http://ned.ronet.ru/0/1959%20Buick%20Electra%20225%204-door%20Hardtop.jpg

Picture it laying frame with some nice big wheels. Think it would be worth $300 and a few hundred hours of body work?

That poor nissan :crying: