Seriously OT: The Real 3rd Thready...

sweet. i'm looking for a vovlo B230FT engine. you can make like 750bhp from them and about 600lb/ft. 2.3 litre straight 4.

i forgot about this place...i'm sure TSC missed me...

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

Look what I got in a PM today... It almost brings a tear to my eye. :

You might want to tone your "stupid little bitch" and "dumb fucking idiot" type responses down a bit. It seems most of your posts are pretty sarcastic, and offer nothing of real value. Maybe you should take some happy pills if you want to stick around AF.

-kris

you need more alcohol, or maybe it's that you need less. i don't know..

you listen to some weak ass music

Who said I listen to music at all? Are you making fun of def people?

Yeah man, how frigging insensitive you are.

you listen to some weak ass music

Beck is cool. I bet you like rap music... :loser:

Don't fuck with deaf people either. Ever hear of sign language kung fu... deaf fu... biatch! :lol:

No i dont like rap music. I like slipknot, mudvayne, coal chamber, ect

No i dont like rap music. I like slipknot, mudvayne, coal chamber, ect

I used to as well, then I graduated to adulthood... sucks... but the money is better... LMAO!

I used to as well, then I graduated to adulthood... sucks... but the money is better... LMAO!

Yea i am an adult i have my house that i live at i pay my bills and i go to work at 7 every morning.

Will you be my hero?

No i dont want to be your hero i would be pissed if i had a follower like you.

Aww, I lub you, cant to cuddle?

Yea i am an adult i have my house that i live at i pay my bills and i go to work at 7 every morning.

I was just playing, dude. I used to be the biggest Korn-head back in the mid-nineties (before anybody ever heard of them). I've seen Soulfly 3 times, met Max Cavallera... seen Fear Factory three times, met the drummer, had a beer with Burton Bell at Ground Zero in SC. I've seen Monster Magnet twice... dude lit his guitar on fire at both shows. Last show I saw was Skinny Puppy. I even liked Slipknot for awhile back in the day. I still have a bunch of metal cds but I'm hearing impaired so I listen mostly to trance, techno and lounge music now.

BTW, Happy F***in' Birthday to me...

well had my first race in a good while...i was in my friends 98 3.2TL and he was in the 92 Prelude he just puchased...

we did a couple runs...

1st was about a 60-90 run...when we punched it i had him, but he slowly started to pull, then when he shifted he started to pull on me

2nd was about a 80-120 run...due to the auto transmission in the TL, when i hit the gas there was a short delay...long enough for him to get abuot a 1/2 car ahead then slowly start pulling away

3rd and last - from a stop light. light turned green and he had me off the line...had about a car length before we shut down

the Acura 3.2TL (identical to this)
http://www.nw-autopage.com/lg_pics/1970360.jpg

the Prelude
http://www.upshizzle.com/x/IMG_9749.jpg

I'm hearing impaired so I listen mostly to...lounge music now.

BTW, Happy F***in' Birthday to me...

OLD PEOPLE.

Happy Birthday Turtle
http://www.funnygarbage.com/img/case/cy2.jpg

OLD PEOPLE.

Happy Birthday Turtle
http://www.funnygarbage.com/img/case/cy2.jpg

Thanks!

happy birthday to you i didnt know that you were hearing impared and i also didnt say anything about deaf people either.

MMmmm ... does that mean we're all getting cake?

happy b-day turtle!
wheres the freakin cake?! :)

happy birthday to you i didnt know that you were hearing impared and i also didnt say anything about deaf people either.

I just mentioned it because listening to loud music fucked my hearing up so I don't listen to loud music so much anymore. It's no big deal.

Cake? Hmm... should I take more diabetes pills and have cake or sacrifice taking diabetes pills and drink beers?

I'v been taking sleeping pills then working out.

Happy B-day man. Definently take beer over cake.

I opted for the cake...

^ LOL, nice.

Got my late X-mas and late b-day present from my bro today. High Performance Honda Builder's Handbook. Looks like a very nice read. As all the formulas for picking injectors and stuff, so I won't have to go digging through all my internet bookmarks anymore to find the info. I know I can find all the info online for free, but it's still something nice to have.

i've seen those books before...would have liked to have had one when i had my honda

Gotta love breaking parts not 10 minutes after you get them. I think I have that book, if its the one put out by SA Design publishing its crap. Bunch of general knowledge that your should allready know, and hardly any good tech stuff that isnt common knowledge. I have way too many books though... and several self compiled books.

Yup, it's one of those books. But like I said, it's good for reference when I don't feel like looking on the net for something specific.

Well... 3 weeks into the job, and Toyota dealership technician is not shaping up like I'd hoped it would... is very discouraging when the most challenging problem that comes into the shop on a regular basis valve cover leaks on the V6 camrys and such.
Oil leaks and 30k, 60k, and 90k service checks are the majority of the shop work that I've seen in 3 weeks. Not exactly what I'd had in mind getting into this field......

I'm pretty sure now, I'm going to go back to school for some electronics degrees and see about either getting on at a performance shop where I can do wiring or ECU programming, or get back into car audio and do high end installs professionally... because it's looking like I'm not going to get my technology fix from working for Toyota.

In the mean time, I'm going to look around for a Honda dealership job and see if there's any difference... because Toyota's line of vehicles just seems very bland to me, and I just can't get into the product enough to like it.

Well what did you expect?

Well what did you expect?

I had expected something a little more technically challenging.

I guess I was expecting to put more of what I learned in school to good use... stuff like testing sensors and circuits, and engine performance diagnostics... like my 4.0gpa and certifications say I'm qualified to do.

I'm just more interested in the technical side of things, instead of patching up oil leaks and balancing tires for picky customers.

Holy slowness. I thought Sundays were AF's slowest day, what's with all this downtime today?

igor is tit fucking the server again. Its strange what stuff gets omited in motors the longer they are made... have a 93 escort parts car, and a 96 escort that I'm doing some stuff to... kinda scare some of the stuff they did away with... like oil holes for the wrist pin

fuck

Maybe you should look into fixing Toyota's shitty dangling exhaust pipe on their cars for the past 10 years.

AF is slower than that retarded kid who beat up TSC...

:lol:

But not as slow as special sister.

My friend gave me an STD today...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/DVC00109.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/DVC00108.jpg
...manifold that is. Plan to buy a Dremel tool, exhaust manifold gasket, and then port and polish it (after I clean it of course). Maybe I'll even be able to use my stock heat shield ('94 CX) for even more of a sleeper look.

Are you going to turbo your d16? I would do the same but I like using 87 octane... I'm just cheap.

At 8:00 am this morning I became the first person to buy the tool album in the greater Texarkana area. Tool keeps getting better with age. I have to say this is the most unique artwork I have seen come with an album since the days of vinyl. I baught it, then went back and baught two more copies just to keep unopend for a few decades. This will be undoubtably amung the top three albums of the year.

Are you going to turbo your d16? I would do the same but I like using 87 octane... I'm just cheap.
It's part of my future plans, I don't even have an engine yet. Plan to do a higher compression (around 10:1) and a Zex cam for a while, and then do some low boost with some dsm parts (turbo, smic, bov). A lot of my friends/ acquaintances are into DSMs, so they have a ton of old parts laying around that I could probably pick up cheap; figure I might as well do something inexpensive if I'm going to do anything at all. It'll be another year before I really start the project, I'll just get the parts piece by piece when I can. And I wish I could find 87 octane gas, I only see 89 around here.

I can't wait to hear the new Tool album, might pick it up today if I've got time. I've been waiting for it for months (since I first heard they were working on it). Should be some good stuff.
Edit - Bought the album today... HOLY SH*T!

Gee mikie.. I think he likes it.

Anyhoo... I accidently baught some 11:1 pistons and new valves.... dont you hate when that happens.

Pearl Jams new album is kinda weak :(

I never really liked any of their music after Against, or VS; what ever the hell that album is called now. After that, nothing really caught my attention.

I'v allways kinda liked them, wouldnt rank in my favorites, but I like them. Something that pissed me off about their new album and the new tool album is that neither have traditional booklets with them, the tool one is glued to the case, and the pearl jam one is not shaped the same as a regular book, so it doesnt fit in a cd holder book thingy right.

Something is really messed up with me. For the past few days I've been having a very painful problem with my left ear, especially at night and the early morning. In that little indent behind the ear where my jaw bone meets the back of my neck/skull, there is something sticking out of it. It feels like a little round ball just pushing out. And the pain is from the middle back of my ear, all the way down to the middle of my neck. Almost feels like a muscle or gland is trying to squeeze out between the bones. The only other time I recall this happening was when I was 7 and had Mono. Damn I frigging flipping out...

It's either a swollen lymph node gland (immunity thing to help ward off infection) or a cyst. Take a mirror and hold it so you can look at it in comparison to pictures on the Internet of cysts and lymph nodes by the ears and see what you come up with. There is a lot of that kind of stuff on the Internet to help settle your nerves or speed your ass to the ER... whatever the case may be.

I'm thinking it could be an ear infection. It's definently not a cyst, because it just appreared a few days ago. It started Tuesday night without warning and hurt a little the next day, went away Wednesday night and all yesterday, up until late last night when it started hurting again; even more. All the pics I found online don't really show where I'm having the problem. The pics of the lymph nodes show them way too low on my neck. My pain's right in that pit behind the ear lobe. But my mom had some antibiotics left over, so I'm going to take those for a few days and hope it gets better.

Yeah, I've had that happen before. Sounds like an ear infection. There are lymph nodes there too but they might be called something else... basically the same thing. Antibiotics should work...

Shit, it's f*cking killing me now. Trying to get into the docs today, but of course they're busy as hell. But at least they're trying to get me in with a different doc than earlier this week. The doc I went to earlier this week was the same doc I went to a few years ago; when I was sick for an entire YEAR (it was actually a few days more than a year) and the jackass couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. I'm seriously considering stabbing myself in the ear.

Edit - Ok... I'm an idiot. Well when I went to the docs earlier in the week, the doc noticed I had a pimple in my ear (not in the canal or anything), and told me to use a hot compress to get rid of it. So I just got back from seeing a different doc. She said that the pain I'm feeling is because the lymph node closest to the zit is sucking all the poisons and infection out, which is causing the lymph node to swell and be irritation. 2 doctors appointments in 1 week for a fucking zit! That son of a bitch is getting popped tonight. The shame...the shame...

Thats nasty man.

Yes it is, and surprisingly very painful.

"Angels on the sideline, puzzled and amused. "Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused. Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly old monkeys. Well, there's one, you're bound to divide it right in two."

Angels on the sideline baffled and confused. "Father blessed them all with reason, and this is what they choose? Monkey killing monkey, killing monkey,
over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys. Given thumbs they forge a blade
and then theres one bound to divide it right in two. Monkey killing monkey, killing monkey, over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys. Give them thumbs,
they make a club and beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery. Repugnant, is the creature who would squander the ability, to lift an eye to heaven, coscience of his fleeting time here. Brothers sleep inside here."

Cut it all right in two

"Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky. Fight over life, over blood, over air. Fight over love, over sun, over another. Fight each other, over..."

Angels on the sideline again, been so long with patience and reason. Angels on the sideline again, wondering when this tug of war will end.

Cut it all right in two. Right in two"

Deep Maynard, deep. And shockingly religious, seeing as how Maynard apparently used to give out business cards stating his name was "Jesus H. Christ".

Post # 20,000 in the Off Topic sub forum :smokin:

So... the civic is on the verge of being sold.

Sellout. Unless you buy another H/A, then I take that back.

I'm not really a honda person anyway. Need to make some room for the truck I'm fixing to buy.

I knew it would be a lymph node and most likely a zit.

Well, I noticed a small leak by the waterpump. Car runs great cuz I reset the timing back to stock but being a ricer has its disadvantages I guess. I reckon I'll get the timing belt and water pump replaced. Since it requires getting the crank pulley bolt off and motormount loose and I suck at life, this would be better taken care of by the shop that only works on Hondas. They are actually quite reasonable with labor charges.

Seriously considering trading in the wife's Passat for something with less miles and more reasonable...

igor is tit fucking the server again.

not igor, the new admin. the question is: can you spot the n00b admin?

you"ll win an 3-c00k13 if you do :naughty:

not igor, the new admin. the question is: can you spot the n00b admin?

you"ll win an 3-c00k13 if you do :naughty:
liam821. Where's my 3-c00k13?

I knew it would be a lymph node and most likely a zit.

Well, I noticed a small leak by the waterpump. Car runs great cuz I reset the timing back to stock but being a ricer has its disadvantages I guess. I reckon I'll get the timing belt and water pump replaced. Since it requires getting the crank pulley bolt off and motormount loose and I suck at life, this would be better taken care of by the shop that only works on Hondas. They are actually quite reasonable with labor charges.

Seriously considering trading in the wife's Passat for something with less miles and more reasonable...
Yeah. It's still there, it's just a tiny little thing. I can't get rid of it no matter what I try (clearasil, hot water, hydrogen peroxide, stabbing it with a needle). Oh well, live and learn.

The t-belt wouldn't be too bad if you have jack stands and a floor jack, but I bet the water pump would be a pain in the ass. Of course without air tools, things get even harder.