Seriously OT: The Real 3rd Thready...

i girl i was seeing for about a month went to college near me...went to go pick her up to take her to the store and the movies since by then we were just friends and she tells me that she's pergnant :22yikes: ......by a guy she met during her pre-college camp :bananasmi :ylsuper: i mean :(

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So my brother-in-law (that's my wife's brother) pulls up to the family get-together in a new Dodge Charger. I've only seen them from far away but up close they're bad ass. It doesn't have any emblems though like R/T or anything. But it does have a 3"? stainless steel dual exhaust and a tiptronic transmission with all wheel electronic LSD lock up to prevent any kind of wheel spin. Also, on the highway 4 cylinders cut out for efficiency (I've heard that Honda/Acura was trying to implement this same kind of technology only with their V6). It has 18" rims with super fat 295?/60-18 Continental rubber. I think the tires were replaced though because supposedly it was one of the first 35 made and was run around Darlington Race Track by some professional driver. It's black with metallic something or other. It's pretty big too. The front seat was almost all the way back and my brother-in-law who is over 6' and diesel for a 50 year old got in the back seat and still had room. Not really my thing though but nice car I guess...

i still call it retro gone bad

speaking of ugly...then new chevy HHR...cross between an SSR and a '49 Suburban (that's what they said :dunno: ) read an article about it they had the nerve to call the xB ugly compared to HHR...looks like the designers of the Aztec got a new job :lol2:

http://www.upi.ru/avtodrom/img/2hhr.jpg

"yes hello id like my scyon Xtra Boxie." lol theres an XB around here somewhere painted like a shipping pakage. lol

[QUOTE=jestersrain lol theres an XB around here somewhere painted like a shipping pakage. lol[/QUOTE]

now that's funny :p

why is it that when you have "civic" or any type of car reference in your name and post in another car forum you're always questioned as to why you are there

because it looks like ur lost and wandering around :dunno:

EDIT: thats post 69 :)

Now printing page 563... This is taking a while, even with my suppa cool lazzaaaa printer.

You are a post whore derek

:eek:
how dare u!
wait... yes i am
haha

I only type the turth :p

yea.. i know
lol

Hows the ride?

great, love it :D
needs more power tho hehe

great, love it :D
needs more power tho hehe

that's an understatement when refering to hondas :licka:

You called me up and I turned you down.

Ami, I was expecting something like ITB's or a head package or something... not an air ride

Got my new humidor built. Its nice.

From the TshirtHell newsletter:

Around the 1700's man invented television. Of course these early
televisions were made of wood and there were probably only 3 or 4
channels,
with one of them being devoted entirely to churning butter. In the
twentieth century we have cable television. There are over 5000
channels.
They still have the channel devoted to churning butter, but now they
also
run it in Spanish. The Spanish version is way better because the
butter
churner has enormous tits. Sometimes Erik Estrada shows up to chase
her
around the butter churn wearing only a bonnet, a bow tie, and a pair of
high
heels.

We all know that modern network television is highly regulated and
censored.
We expect it to be creamy soft serve dog shit in a cardboard cup.
Basic
cable is also a wasteland. Basic cable is divided between crappy low
budget
decorating shows, tedious wildlife shows, and that show where they
build
motorcycles. The motorcycle show, which used to be one of my
favorites, is
now just one big product placement opportunity for whatever corrupt
corporation dumps a mountain of cash on these, 'rebel' bike
builders/cheap
corporate whores.

Premium cable television is no better. They've hired all of the
writers
away from basic cable and network television and then they never put
out any
new shows. There is one new episode of the Sopranos every 3 years.
The
new season is going to open with A.J. getting a colostomy bag and
moving
into a retirement home.

And what has basic cable and network television done now that they
don't
have any writers? They've switched to Reality Programs. What are
Reality
Programs? Cameras follow people around as they go about their day.
Does
this sound familiar? You're just sitting in the mouth of the cave
watching
your neighbors. We're back where we started, except this time there is
no
chance a dinosaur will show up and disembowel Bobby Brown. And that's
a
shame.

Ami, I was expecting something like ITB's or a head package or something... not an air ride

i was hoping it would be as unexpected as it seemed to be. it's something i have been considering for a while now. if i want to go fast i can hop in his hatch.

my car went from smooth to a bumpy ride. i can't drive as aggressive as i used to. i really have to slow down for bumps and corners now....good thing it's only 2 miles from our house to the shop :icon16:

oh yea...i almost forgot!

we got a call the other day. apparently a guy in a 99 civic went to honda with some problems. they handed him the phone and gave him our number to call :ylsuper:

noice...Honda's giving you business :thumbsup:

started cutting the grass this morning, stopped to help my bro move...6 hours later i come home and start cuttingg some more...

back yard is less than half finished and so is the front....i'm hot and tired :(

oh yeah...i started cutting wednesday night after getting a notice from the city that i have to cut my grass (mower was in shop for 4 weeks) and got a 1.5 rows finished before i was attacked by yellow jackets :(

i ran in the house and showed my wife my booboo's :) ...but she didn't kiss them though :(

damn post whores

Finally got down to Fla and checked out my house, its fucking sweet! They are thowing all kindas of sweet homes up all around it, so i can see my property value shooting through the roof!

oh yeah, and I was also supposed to have a job interview, well I show up for it and I find out that the Chef I was supposed to interview with was fired two days ago, and there are about 5 other layoffs...

noice...Honda's giving you business :thumbsup:
our honda is a Subaru/Chevy/Honda dealership...and they rank importance in that order. i think they might actually be happy to have people call us to get them out of their hair :screwy:

i'm hungover
yay

I'm working on some stuff. yall might get a sneek preview later today (wont make you wait like someone does...).

well as you all know my tacoma got totalled. so i picked up this beast for 800 bucks.
Definitly needs some work
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hmm wtf it wont show the pictures
Http://www.streetsourcemag.com/Profile.aspx?ProfileID=37260

You mean this (maybe it will work...): http://www.streetsourcemag.com/uploads/Ownerprofiles/puponair/821200540135PM57891.jpg
That's really nice man. If I ever bought a truck, it'd be something like that...low...ride...er.

Ah shit.... I gotta go fill up with gas with cant find the vasoline...

man Jetts...let's hope for the best on this one :)

well went and got some more casual shoes to wear to work...looks kinda like these but not exactly, they didn't have the ones i want in 13 so i had to get thsts...didn't know they were Arnold Palmer :dunno:

http://www.timinggroup.net/images/products/thomas.jpg

had these Timberland boat shoes since 2000...all beat up and thread is starting to come loose that hold the shoe to the sole...but i love them

http://tbl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTBL-1381086v250.jpg

i was sitting and thinking...these were some $70 shoes...far cry from the $140 shoes i wore while in high shool...children will make you conserative :tongue:

lol wow i go and find the cheapest pair of black "skater" shoes in size 13 i can find, which is slim and none

anyone else as ______ as I am?

anyone else as ______ as I am?

yea. im so ______

I also, am real frigging _______.

New sig... yeah someone allready pointed out that it has a spelling error.

Ok fixed it. I need to update my sig thread... lots of new stuff that isnt in it.

Where do you get you pics from TSC?

the internet...doesn't show the face b/c of copyright infringements (sp) and the chance of being sued

but this is all just a guess

Blu, getting stung by yellow jackets sucks. I got stung by like 30 last year and had to be brought to the hospital... I got my grass cut and then some more across the street which is where I lost my wedding band. I'm clearing out the bush to find it. It sucks, flew right off my goddamn hand a week or so ago while flinging a stick across the street...

Oh yeah, I'm so _______ as well...

kids are so expensive...we're paying $1000 a month for daycare and for my son, he has to to have before school care, so he's going to the YMCA and that's $105 up front and $80 a week...still have to buy clothes for all three of them for the fall and winter...kids are very expensive :(

thought this was nice

http://towelie.dsmpile.com/av.gif

Accually alot of my sigs do show faces, and you are wrong. The reason alot of my sigs are the way the are... well, you would just have to know me and know how I think and how I do my work.

Sold my Civic.... :(
I miss it, but it just sat in my driveway for the last 9 months.... no time or money to work on it.

Great, does that mean your going to stop annoying us now?

I just made it back to boston from miami... shit am I tired

sounds like fun...flying

is it wrong to br proud that noone passed you at the end of a long trip :)

Great, does that mean your going to stop annoying us now?

NEVER......

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btw... blah :icon16:

Hello.

well my 1st weekend of jail was FUN. Read about 1200 pages and hardly slept..on the flip side though bubba was surprisingly gentle... lol j/k. But seriously everyone in there is there for like assault and drugs and shit and me with my little "no insurance" ticket was kinda a joke..but anyways I have 4 more weekends of that crap so everyone please wish me luck. :(

No luck for you! Come back one year!

(been watching the soup nazi episode of Sienfield)

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