SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Sorry, wrong cliffhanger....

why was this chick living in student housing when she didn't even go to high school?

ged.

Never seen such a whoreing spree that stops with a To Be Continued.... how dare you

If your a good boy I'll continue it tonight. I'll tell you all about Jackson, and Susan too(who will be entering stage left soon...)

If your a good boy I'll continue it tonight. I'll tell you all about Jackson, and Susan too(who will be entering stage left soon...)

Sounds good and effed the eff up. We really need an English equivalent to "schadenfreude"

Sounds good and effed the eff up. We really need an English equivalent to "schadenfreude"

That's the German lesson for the day. Up next, I give the French translations for "seal" and "condom" and why they are great

That's the German lesson for the day. Up next, I give the French translations for "seal" and "condom" and why they are great

Neither definition involves cutters or choking or smacking or hair pulling though, so its missing some of the drama of the Jennifer/Jackson saga

What in the name of afro picks is happening with that gif?

http://youtu.be/vgxxAwue7Fs

ahahahahaahaha I remember that

ahahahahaahaha I remember that

I don't :(

If a commercial doesn't happen during a Bears game or Wheel of Fortune then I won't see it cause I DVR all my shit or flip away for commercials on live shows.

I don't flip away during Wheel though :nono:

If a commercial doesn't happen during a Bears game or Wheel of Fortune then I won't see it cause I DVR all my shit or flip away for commercials on live shows.

I don't flip away during Wheel though :nono:

That show is still around? Isnt vannah white like a thousand by now?

That show is still around? Isnt vannah white like a thousand by now?

It is. She is. And I'd still :boink: out of respect if nothing else

Yeahhhhh turn those letters.... turn em good

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qGSRAjvUPOI/Tt51Gxjv3mI/AAAAAAAABmo/6iJp0ht7jms/s1600/S-5547.jpg

That pic is a lot bigger than I thought it was gonna be

So I created an LLC which has yet to earn a dollar or issue a single paycheck. I get a letter today from the good ol (never corrupt or incompetent) State of Illinois saying that I must "ACT NOW" on a past due income tax return for the company. "Please call us at ------- so we can update your account"


I call, sit on hold for 16min and 30 sec before it says "We're sorry, no service representatives are available at this time. Please call back during our normal business hours: 8:30-5:30 M-F and 8:30-4 on Friday" then I get hung up on by this digital asshole.

Worst part.... it's only 4:40. Maybe they meant closing time is 5:30 Eastern which would make total sense seeing as how the entire state is in the Central time zone.

Fuck Illinois. Fuck it in the eye socket.

Fuck Illinois. Fuck it in the eye socket.

Hopefully I'm important enough one day for these words to bite me

that pic is a lot bigger than i thought it was gonna be

i vomited on halloween not because of alcohol but because of vana god damn prehistoric dry vagina whistling in the wind ass let me buy a vowel mother fucker ass dick cunt sweat drip ball hair colonoscomeeeee

Hopefully I'm important enough one day for these words to bite me

This thread needs some white people music.

http://youtu.be/9TlBTPITo1I

This thread needs some white people music.

http://youtu.be/9TlBTPITo1I
Hell yeah, nothing says "white people music" like having lyrics about rollin' another joint, and having a transsexual in the video!

Hell yeah, nothing says "white people music" like having lyrics about rollin' another joint, and having a transsexual in the video!

Wait, which one is the tranny?

The "chic" near the end of the video who takes the mic & lip syncs the lyrics. Although, I have to be politically correct here. I'm not sure "she" is a tranny exactly. Perhaps a hermaphrodite, but live as a female?

Wait, which one is the tranny?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/Izumilover/tumblr/gifs/bd3.gif

Wait, which one is the tranny?

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/Izumilover/tumblr/gifs/bd3.gif

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/izumilover/tumblr/gifs/bd3.gif
lmfao

lmfao


While this could very well be a cross dresser as well, I believe it to be a full fledged lady?
http://youtu.be/irNtyaNHq5A

While this could very well be a cross dresser as well, I believe it to be a full fledged lady?
http://youtu.be/irNtyaNHq5A
Looks full female to me, but wtf do I know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZtDqpdvy7s

But regardless, who the F&*% is the girl in the blue dress, in the video you posted?! That's the real question.

But regardless, who the F&*% is the girl in the blue dress, in the video you posted?! That's the real question.

Dibs.

dibs.

ha!

You son of a bitch. I wasn't aware that Internet Dibs were relevant.

But did he lick his finger and place it on the Dibbed item? I believe that's in the Dibs Bylaws

But did he lick his finger and place it on the Dibbed item? I believe that's in the Dibs Bylaws

If I could have I would have...

If I could have I would have...

The weekend is here. Maybe I'll finish my story. Or maybe if I'm productive I'll get to installment numbero two-o.

The weekend is here. Maybe I'll finish my story. Or maybe if I'm productive I'll get to installment numbero two-o.

Wait..... aren't those the same thing?

Or is this some wierd Tarantino style timeline where we already heard the end and beginning, but still haven't heard the middle

Wait..... aren't those the same thing?

;).

Or is this some wierd Tarantino style timeline where we already heard the end and beginning, but still haven't heard the middle

This happens in the middle
http://youtu.be/8Vmnq5dBF7Y

This happens in the middle
http://youtu.be/8Vmnq5dBF7Y

:eek7: <--- that about sums it up for me

My guy got some new shit onthe menu today.... its called Insomnia

it works as advertised

it works as advertised

Haha

I gained about 200 minutes in the daylight savings shift

I gained about 200 minutes in the daylight savings shift

Anyone doing NoShave November?

Anyone doing NoShave November?

You mean this "Mowvenber" that I heard about starting last year? I'd do it, but it would just be depressing. 30 years old and I still cant grow a full beard. Shit, I only got decent chin coverage about two years ago :frown:

Although recently I've noticed that I almost got a 5:00 shadow going if I dont clean up the sparse stubble every few days. I guess by the time Im 40 I'll have a full beard

But by 40 I'll be a gotdam cue ball up top

I suppose I'm lucky to still have a hair line that doesnt start behind my ears though

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRM9beb3CXsGqEa6160xQA1gcbKPF4WZ j0FzkgOGwzBEDLo-vCp

You mean this "Mowvenber" that I heard about starting last year? I'd do it, but it would just be depressing. 30 years old and I still cant grow a full beard. Shit, I only got decent chin coverage about two years ago :frown:

5 days in an I look like Grizzly Adams.



I actually got a head start though... I stopped shaving about half way through October.

Well of course you did. You can't live under a bridge and give people quizzes to pass without a beard.

Some fuckwad tells me I cant pass his bridge and he doesn't have a beard, I punch him in his weak ass bald chin and keep moving.

I suppose I'm lucky to still have a hair line that doesnt start behind my ears though

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRM9beb3CXsGqEa6160xQA1gcbKPF4WZ j0FzkgOGwzBEDLo-vCp

When I hit 25-26 mine starting going at an astonishing pace. Earlier this year I just gave in and started shaving my head.

Some fuckwad pass this bridge

So meet the new family member.... I'll let you guys name her... Shes a lefty.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_00000339_zps3e7404d0.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_00000341_zps2e938f61.jpg

Largest bowl out of all my pipes. You can easily put two, possibly three grams in that bowl. Very larger pipe. Heavy.

What doooooooo you guys think?

Well of course you did. You can't live under a bridge and give people quizzes to pass without a beard.

+1 for the cleaver troll reference.

+1 for the cleaver troll reference.

I just realized, there is an entire trolling division that we have not been utilizing. There is now post now, which obviously we are aware of, but there is also the Thanks count... which we have not thus trolled.... we could easily under mutual agreement thank each other into this social schwarchzenageresch ego of like "holy fuck look at that guys thank count, mother fuck a goats ass."

You know what I'm sayin', boss?

i just realized, there is an entire trolling division that we have not been utilizing. There is now post now, which obviously we are aware of, but there is also the thanks count... Which we have not thus trolled.... We could easily under mutual agreement thank each other into this social schwarchzenageresch ego of like "holy fuck look at that guys thank count, mother fuck a goats ass."

you know what i'm sayin', boss?

also

also

I'm going to be in Chicago next April. We should grab a beer and a bowl.



Know what I'm sayin', boss?

What a shitty fucking weekend...plus.

Thursday or Friday I got some shit in my right eye, from my friend driving down a country back road. Shit just flew through his window and into the opposite eye. Constantly feels like there's something in my eye, randomly.

Saturday or Sunday, my computer monitor blows, so I'm stuck using some old as CTR Compaq monitor from my parent's basement (yeah...Compaq doesn't even freaking exist anymore). So I'm on a 14" or so CTR monitor posting this right now, and I'm actually LUCKY to be doing so...

Out of no where, on Sunday, my internet connection to my computer drops completely. Verizon's Tech chat says it's my computer's fault, and not their connection. Apparently this is true, because Windows is now asking me to Activate my Windows 8.1, even though I have Windows 8 stock. And Windows Defender gives me an error for their firewall. So being smart, I set up a Dell restore disc. as soons as I got this new computer for x-mas last year. Unfortunately Dell sux penis, and has a piracy programming built in, so when you partition a part of your hard drive as another drive, Dell's restoration program thinks your stock hard drive has been replaced, which means you're a fucking pirate of their software. Luckily my programmer brother bought me an external hard drive last year for x-mas, so I backed up all my porn...errr....I mean all my files (car service manuals, family photos, etc). Then I had to delete everything. I mean literally everything on my computer has been completely deleted (important stuff backed up of course).

I'm really not sure at this moment what happened to cause this issue. Clearly my internet connection went down. Also my Windows "Defender" Firewall had an error and refused to allow me to connect to the internet. Great "Defense" that Windows product is. All the Google searches I did provided no help, other than tell me that I got some bad malware or something, that destroyed my firewall. Oh yeah...then there's Windows telling me to activate my computer after updating to 8.1.

The basics of this post, fuck Dell & Microsoft. Viva la resistance!!!

^Fucks sake, when shit goes bad for you, it happens in heaps. actually its kind of like "when it rains, it pours". I just made that up.

Viva la resistance!!!

Indeed

I'm going to be in Chicago next April. We should grab a beer and a bowl.



Know what I'm sayin', boss?

I do, we should, and we shall. Someone produce the stone tablets


...what's that you say? We only have stonER tablets??


...well then send a smoke signal of affirmation