SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

As soon as it hit the back of my throat, I coughed, and I was not expecting that. I used my friends vaporizer once before, and I don't recall feeling anything hit my throat like that. The taste however, is certainly not "Magnificent".

I wish so badly that this chick at work would try e-cigarettes and make this same statement verbally.



So because yesterday was 420 and I didnt partake in the herb... I purchased a hookah instead. Been a while since I used one, used to have one a few years ago and gave it away when I moved. I work for middle easterners and they smoke on the regular, so I figured I'd fit in. Kinda enjoy it, however I'm not used to the nicotine light heady nauseated feeling. Blehhh

I tried a hookah when I was in Tallahassee and had a similar feeling about it. That light headed nicotine-type feeling was not what I expected, and I didn't really like it. When that particular hookah bar closed down they were selling off the hookahs (really nice stainless steel 36 inch ones) for like $50. In retrospect, I really wish I had bought one.

I, however, did partake in herbage on 420. Its been a while since I've had a "gotdam I'm high as shit" feeling, but several rounds of bong rips took care of that. Good times

LOL http://youtu.be/ddgyg_5FF_0


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Goddammit......

What happens when you take hot (for the 90s) women, the Its A Small World ride, and the elderly version of the two assassin brothers from Breaking Bad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

I think this has turned into an evil game of worst songs that are going to be stuck in your head for today.

Well when a simple game is left in the hands of evil people, it is used as such

I bet we could turn a game of "post your favorite charity" and it will become vile and nearly unpostable

LOL. True enough..



In other news, I shaved my head last night. With a razor. Bald. I have to say... its very weird having feeling over a large area where you've never been touched before...

I wish so badly that this chick at work would try e-cigarettes and make this same statement verbally.

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Now that you pointed it out, that might be the most disgusting thing I've ever unintentionally said.

I guess being a smoker, I'm affected by Hookahs differently. I actually enjoyed the feeling, the only time I smoked out of one. I never expected tobacco (or whatever the hell was in those discs) to be so smooth. I've smoked out of plenty of water pipes (bongs) before, so I guess it shouldn't have been a complete surprise. Not something I would do on a regular basis, but I'd definitely do it again.

So I finally had my first Guinness tonight. I tried a sip a few years ago, before I really developed a taste for beer, and thought it was disgusting. It was quite pleasant. But people weren't kidding when they said it's like a meal on it's own. I bought another pint+ of another beer, and I wasn't even sure if I'd waste my time drinking it, because I felt to full. But I cracked it open anyways, and I'm glad I did.

The other one is a Magic Hat Brewing Company #9. I've seen it in my local grocery store (that strangely has a far bigger selection of craft & foreign beers that anywhere else locally) for a long time now. The 5.1% alcohol turned me off for the longest time, because I only buy higher alcohol beers. But I'm glad I did. This is probably the 3rd best tasting beer I've ever had, following Dogfish Head 60 minute IPA & Southern Tier 2XIPA, and just ahead of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

Ohhhh that takes me back, Magic Hat #9 was one of my staples back in Texas, and I have yet to see it once here in Portland.

Brewdog Tokio was like a meal to me, after drinking the 12 ounces I was all sweaty and breathing in large breathes, and had to loosen my pants...

I picked up a 6er of 21st amendment "hell or high watermelon" tonight, along with a couple of Widmer Brothers and Elysian's I'd never tried- havnt cracked them open yet. The Hell or high watermelon is a great unusual beer though.

Saw Book of Mormon last night... pretty awesome if you like the whole South Park brand of comedy. Only thing I would say could have definitely been better is the space available for me to put my legs. Live theater is not kind if you're 6'3" or taller. It was the same story when I went to see comedy shows at "real" theaters.

Jolly accord giant.

In other news, I found a beer store that has over 1200 different varieties in stock, and I lost a chunk of my paycheck before I made it out... Finally found Conflux No. 1 again, I had it it fresh about a year ago and it was one of the best beers I've ever had in my life. Joint effort between Deschutes Brewery and Hair of The Dog Brewing Company. Its just now supposed to be drank, as its made to be aged. Got two bottles... going to continue aging one and save the other for a special occasion.

So i went and bought some beer tonight at the local grocery store. Of course they were out of Natty Daddy, because who couldn't resist a cheap 8% alcohol beer for $.99? ...when they only stock 6 cans at a time on the damn shelf. I was so enraged, I actually decided to spend a little more money, instead of getting the $.99 Keystone Ice tall cans. Well, it payed off, maybe. I found a Harpoon Brewing Company 100 Barrel Series "Directors' Cut" pint bottle for $3.49. I've had one of their beers previously (I think it was their IPA), so I said screw it, bought one and 3 Dog Bite tall cans. Got to the register, and the bottle rang up at $6.99. I was still enraged, and a little out of it from not eating all day, paid, walked out, and sat in my car for a second pondering if I should bitch about over paying. I decided to bitch, and I'm glad I did. Apparently someone flipped the sign over, and it actually was $6.99 a bottle. They refunded the price, because it was their error, so I got it for $3.49. Now that I think about it, they didn't even charge the bottle return fee ($.05 in NY), since they refunded me $3.50. Going to save it for Saturday night while watching the UFC PPV. Hopefully it's good, if not, I've wasted more money on horrible locally brewed 6-packs. So I'll be happy not to have paid full price regardless.

Unrelated beer buying rant from tonight: While I was browsing the selection of beers a guy and 2 girls were walking around the beer section yapping away. "OMG is that beer really $4 for one bottles?" "OMG is that 6-pack really $12?" The guy was 6ft something, long dyed black hair and skinny jeans, and one of the girls (who mentioned she needed diapers about 4 god damn times) had some bleached white (far too bleached to be just blonde) hair. I didn't even waste my time looking at the other girl. Basically they were all half goth/ half hipster douchebags (I mean poser "goth" douchebags). Clearly these people were strictly PBR, Coors, or Budwiser purchasers (well...at least the girls were). So I get to the checkout line and they went to a different one than I did. They tried to buy beer, when one of them didn't have I.D. So the girls move to my checkout, sans beer, and continue their diaper talk (not sure they even bought any). The guy in front of me has a shitty bank that has Debit card issues, and takes 5 whole minutes to eventually pay in cash. The cashier, who notices me as a regular, rings up the beer (wrongly labeled *woot*), and asks the girls & guy, who is now waiting 10 feet away from me, for their I.D.s. For some strange ass reason, in the confusion with the first guy in line, she didn't realize weren't with me. I told her I didn't know them, and being a regular, she didn't ask any question & rang me up. Cut to me returning to the store. Customer service was closed so I went back to the cashier (an older woman in her 60's & always very very nice). As I'm walking I can hear her talking to a manager and co-worker saying something like "I don't think he was with them, he comes in here all the time." She called a manager over and the manager went to check the pricing. The cashier almost immediate asks me if I really didn't know those people. So on one hand I felt bad that she might have had a manager "talk to her" about possibly selling alcohol to someone buying it for people without I.D.. On the other hand, she thought I was somehow associated with some Goth/Hipster douchebags. So I'm kind of ok with getting the discount.

In other news, I found a beer store that has over 1200 different varieties in stock, and I lost a chunk of my paycheck before I made it out... Finally found Conflux No. 1 again, I had it it fresh about a year ago and it was one of the best beers I've ever had in my life. Joint effort between Deschutes Brewery and Hair of The Dog Brewing Company. Its just now supposed to be drank, as its made to be aged. Got two bottles... going to continue aging one and save the other for a special occasion.
Damn, must be nice to find a place like that. The only store I know like that is all the way in Albany, 2-3 hours away. My parents went there about a month ago, and I'm glad they didn't invited me. I probably would have busted a nut so hard, right there in the middle of the store, and embarrassed my family for generations.

But it's so strange that quality beers actually get better with age (assuming the right conditions I suppose). Yet, the typical mass produced commercial beer ends up being skunked and downright disgusting after like 3 months. Seriously, some have a freaking "Born On Date" to signify when it was bottled, and gives a general time as to when to drink it before. As if quality brewed beers have some serious amount of preservatives in them or something, that keep them from being skunked & tasting like ass. When in reality mass produced commercial beers just use shitty low quality & cheap ingredients, that they go to shit quickly. :rofl:

Sweet Baby Jesus, I've turned into a beer snob. Yet I still enjoy insanely cheap high alcohol shit beers. What a freaking hypocrite I've become :p

Beer snob. I don't associate with your type.... >_>

lol, if they think $4 a bottle is bad, they're heads would explode if they seen what I've paid for single bottles before (upwards of $20). That's like... a 30 pack. in a single bottle.

And something weird, I haven't seen a bottle of Magic Hat in probably two years, it gets mentioned once on here a few days ago, BAM local store has Magic Hat now. WTF. I think God watches this thread. Maybe she's the random spammer...

As I sit here enjoying this #9, I realize that while still a good drinkable beer, the last two years my taste has become altered as such- this beer is almost tasteless.

Happy Monday, Gentlemen, Sir Acorn, and Spoonson.

No one else posting makes me look like a whore. :(

you're not?

Not on weekdays... I keep it classy. Hows the sun, desert boy?

Awesome. went hiking yesterday. going hiking tomorrow. Love this life.... no if only my work would quit dragging their ass and let me make some money... life would be complete

I'm jealous. we get like a day of sun, then pay for it with a week of rain :(

what kind of work are you doing now?

I've accepted a job at HoDaddy












(GoDaddy)

Remember, Danika Patrick is only hot because there are no other girls in her field of work....

I dont think shes anything special to begin with...

Exactly.

However... the sales girls... yup...

Lol. "would you like to see my van...."

Ok so this guy at work whos been there way longer than I have has really been getting on my nerves... should I just go with it, or bringi t up to my boss? I've typed out this long letter, but cant decide if I send it if I'll just sound like a whiny bitch...

Umm... it depends on what hes doing... if his actions warrant disciplinary action, get management involved.. if hes just and annoying douche.. either ignore him or speak to him 1 on 1

I'm going to talk to him 1 on 1, one fist to one face.

but seriously, him being a bitch is making my job and another persons job a lot more difficult and miserable.

so talk to him. being in management i can tell you the LAST thing we want to hear is about someone being 'annoying'

oh its not just annoying.

Thats part of the ting, hes not doing his job, wont talk to anyone, ignores direct questions. comes in late constantly, hinders my job.

but they're not going to fire him or anything, hes been there for 23 years, so what can I do.

I'll just grit my teeth and say fuck it.

hmm... you could always propose hiring 'extra help to take the load off' him since he is clearly overwhelmed...

actually we did that... thats what triggered his extra moodyness. I think he feels threatened by the new guy. lol

Jewelers are a weird bunch.

take him out back and make him disappear

You go see the fishies now...


BTW... I got to watching this show "Tanked"... while the guys are kinda annoying, and some of the installs are corny.. kinda makes me want a large tank.

Haha, those were the guys i almost got a job with before i decided to move to AZ

Lol for real?

yes for real

So what do you do at GoDaddy?

Sales. I want to go back to school and get a technical degree though

What happened to border patrol?

This is what I'm working on... I dont know what it is, dont ask.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/tennn_zpsed729946.jpg

I would likey be fired and arrested for being too trigger happy...

i see a flower, octopus, leaves, a vagina, and a brain.

i see a flower, octopus, leaves, a vagina, and a brain.


All the things a man needs.

Just realized I have a coworker, that while not block, looks very much (in the face at least) like Nicki Minaj....

Shes... um... something where they do Buddhism... I just file her under "general Asian"

Fizuck, not only did I miss the deadline for the Songs You Weren't Thinking About Monday's, but I missed brief octopussy talk.

These fuckers at my job are really going overboard with assigning pur team to shit we have no experience in and dubbing us "subject matter experts"

That shit is cutting into my daily whoring

In other news, you may remember I am setting up to launch my own business. Website should be up next week. Ill share if Blur doesn't tell me to go fuck myself

Is it porn and porn related?

is it AcornPorn dotta comma?

BTW... I overheard someone verbally end a sentence in real life with a real human with "hashtag _____"