SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

You know at my work I hold tolerances to 0.001 MM

That means, as far as the world is concerned- i have zero tolerance!

So fuck loose tolerance mother fuckers. I'm going to down another few dozen beers then go pick a fight on Clinton street.

Its 12:29 on the left coast

and I still have ZERO tolerant for a a mother fucker.

30 seconds between posts? no god damnaged problem. It takes me at least a few minutes to collect my thoughts

Clinton Street, Portland fucknig Oregon.

A gay guy recently got his ass kicked in front of Clinton Street Theater. Which is quiet surprising, considering they hold "Rocky Horror Saturdays"

I dont see what what the big deal is regarding gay marriage in 'MERICA. I'm not gay, I like to plow the vadge field. More gay people, more vadge for me to plow. I had a roommate for a year. I always joked with the other guys "man I think _____ is gay" noooooooooo they said, I move out, a month later he outs himself as a fuck me in the ass homosexual. Did I lose respect for him? No. Thats just a few less girls off the market and available for me.

Has anyone has Sessions?

I'm sipping... well... guzzeling on one of my go-to's tonight. Sessions by Full Sail.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/SessionBeer003_zpsd1634a1c.jpg

The rock, Papers, skizzors makes it fun... even when your drinking to yourself.

They have two of each style of cap, however the ones with the 'hands' in them are more rare.

Right now, I'm on Paper.

Come on skkkkkkizzzzzzooooooorrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz ozozozozozozozoozozozozozozozozozzzzzszozozo odsufdsjklasdnfoldsjfrakls;djfkl;adsfj dkl;afj asdlk;fj sadkl;zozozozozozozozozo

No stop till BROOKLYNE

Why did I give up my xanex script?

I keep picking up empty bottles. and fuking empty whores.

one plus two equals empty

I don't even know the lyrics that this bitch thinks I'm sensitive to.

Kate Oats. Shes kinda "Hampsterish" but I'd bone that till thw cows come home.

its almost 4am. not in jail. guess thats a plus, right?

Woah shit, some serious whoring in this piece.... bravo sir, bravo. Banlandia is proud

Songs You Forgot Existed Mondays:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNPjeIamsck


....my apologies for this being stuck in your head for the rest of the day

Also.... if anyone happens to stay at the Allerton in downtown Chicago and you stay in room 2402 I highly recommend you do not flip over the couch cushion on the right..... and you probably wanna wear socks at all times. You know what, just request a new room

I see your Ace of Base and raise you a:

http://youtu.be/pGL2rytTraA

Touche sir.....

These ads are starting to freak me out. After my friday night with a 42 year old Ive been getting Cougar Life ads. I don't recall ever having those before....Asian Singles, yeah, but not Cougar Life

LOL, I think they're tracking you... in real life.

I want my Asian Singles back. I don't know what sites I had in my history that made them show up, but I'm on a mission to get em back

Forgot to bring a lunch today.... should I buy lunch and spend money that I dont wanna spend... or just wait till I get home to eat... Hmmm

I really should bring a lunch to work more often.... like ever. I paid $13 for some chump-sized club sammidge, a handful of "gourmet" chips, and a bottle of Izzie. I would have been just as happy paying half the price for a shitty McDonald's meal

Man its weird, I thought when I stopped smoking weed my bank account was going to be overflowing... and it would be... if I'd stop buying all this shit I don't really need.

I've been watching portland craigslist for months now... pretty much every single 88 civic I come across is a 4 door, where the fuck are all the hatches at????

Man its weird, I thought when I stopped smoking weed my bank account was going to be overflowing... and it would be... if I'd stop buying all this shit I don't really need.

I got the same problem. If I have money and basic bills are paid, then the next place selling magic beans will empty my pockets.

In trying to be an entrepreneur, I've spent $1900 in the last month vs the $750 I saved by living at moms again. Eventually it'll pay off but for now I'm broker than I was living on my own without the benefit of my own space to do as I please.

And I have 5 days to mail off a check for $950 to uncle Sam for taxes I owe. If I could kick myself in the balls for accidentally claiming 3 exemptions, I would :shakehead

So I got my work comp infected with a virus.... had to have come from my personal comp which mostly sits dormant but is on our Hot Spot network at home. I didn't even know these two were boning!!!

Use protection kids......

.....which reminds me of a debate I've had numerous time in the past. How many 3rd graders (average size... like 80-90 lbs) do you think you could beat up if they jumped you??

My theory on this is hinges on one factor: how big is the room we are fighting in??


If they try to jump me in a gymnasium, I can definitely knock out at least 50 before I start to get tired. Kids don't know how to fight effectively and they can't take a punch. If they are set on killing me, I have no qualms over cracking some jaws in half.

......but if they jump me in a small classroom, then I would probably get taken down by 30 or less. If they can swarm me and jump off of shit, then I'm in trouble. If you got three kids flying at your head while ten are gnawing at your ankles, then you're in a tough spot no matter how big or strong you are.

You ever had three kids try to take your grown ass down?? I have. They go straight for the legs and hold on for dear life while one attacks the body..... sneaky lil fuckers

With that bit of pontification complete, its time to finish off the lil bit of bud I have from the weekend. My herb consumption has become much less frequent and in much smaller quantities, but hasn't stopped. Down to about 2g every other weekend, sharing with my ol smokin buddy

What the fuck AF!?!? You show me a shady ass series of double posts and then when I delete the second, they're both gone!!!!!

You raped me out of some comedic gold. GOLD I TELL YOU!!!!!


son of a bitch

for the sake of making sense out of my whorish string of posts (and to whore it up a lil more) insert the following where you see a post deleted:

"I don't endorse condom use. I do, however, endorse the hiring of children as bodyguards. They work for cheap and people are really hesitant to fight back when they see a swarm of third graders comin at em with nunchucks"

^That felt dirty..... I need a post rape shower (not to be confused with a post-rape shower)



****actual rape is not funny.... sorry to all the ladies that may have found this insensitive. I'll gladly apologize in person if you're hot****

Third graders are about the size of midgets... but midgets have bigger heads, so in theory they're easier to hit... bigger target for the sweet zone.

There was a midget on "Counts Kustoms" or whatever the name of that pathetic show is. Then he cried because they painted his Can Am Spider purple. True Story. Wow is that show bad.


I'm on week... um... I think 7ish with no bud. I had a crappy week so I thought about it, but never did. For me I don't think I could be a "occasional" smoker... once I taste the sweet funk I'm back on pothead time. Last time I really stopped I lasted three months, was at a buddies house, they offered so I was like "sure, why not" Then I smoked for the next 4 years straight.

Anyone seen this show called Graveyard Carz? Wow, talk about another horrible show. Its filmed in Springfield Oregon, about two hours from here. Worst part is they actually do some really nice Mopar restorations. Owner is pathetic- tries to be a hard ass and funny, fails at both.

I generally hate all of the new reality-type shows. The obvious scripted storylines just make me angry. Its a shame though, cause the ones that do restorations or customizations probably do turn out quality stuff but I'll never see. The West Coast Customs(z?) show is the only one I occasionally tolerate cause I think of Ish like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite

Never seen it.

(by "it" I mean Napoleon Dynamite)

I'm judging you heavily right now. A classic piece of cinema..... ok maybe thats too strong an endorsement, but I really like that movie.

Deactivating my facebook this weekend. Place has sucked away 6 years of my life.

Great, I have a loose dental crown. *waves more money goodbye*

Never seen it.
That's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever heard anyone say. You should be banned from the forum until you see it.
:banhim:

It looks beyond gay. I refuse.

meh. It's just a corny 80's style movie, with no swear word. It's funny at how corny and dumb it is. Honestly, you would be better off watching it while stoned though. So if you start smoking again, and find yourself bored as hell you should really watch it. I held off watching it for a long time after it came out of DVD. It was worth watching for me.

I remember years and years ago when it came out someone tried to get me to watch it, and I was so drunk I passed out while sitting straight up on the couch, during the opening credits.

So I don't normally work directly with customers... but for some reason the owner decided to dump an impossible to please customer into my lap tonight... been working with her (through email) since I got home over 4 hours ago. F M L

It was a good 8 hours ago that I tried to reply "I'd hit it".... and now I remember why I gave up. I'm trying to post and AF is fighting back

Oh rere?

Of course it could just be that this good ol laptop o mine isnt used to being used so heavily. Ever since I downloaded the MS Security Essentials, I've been all over this bitch like its 2009