SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Is there a gif of more than 5 people visiting AF each month? Do you have the special effects budget for that??

that one is most definitely for arousal.

would have to be in the Members Only Club to see the ones for pleasure :boink:

Despite there being no moderators on the site anymore, somehow TSC was recently downgraded from Premium status to regular ass dude.

Must be an Affirmative Action thing

Regular ass dude? :(


Take it back... or else I wont post this.
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/remy-lacoix-hula-hooping.gif

Regular ass dude? :(


Take it back... or else I wont post this.
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/remy-lacoix-hula-hooping.gif

Regular ass dude? :(


Take it back... or else I wont post this.
http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/remy-lacoix-hula-hooping.gif

In a world, where a once a reputable forum terrorist, banished to the ends of the interweb, returns to find the boards empty and his Premie status gone.

I Am Postwhore
Coming Summer 2014
Written, Directed, Produced, and Seen
exclusively by TSC

I dare you to open this page on your phones browser. Should be a good hour

Oh shit I thought this was still the last page so I could overload it with gifs.... I suppose I could do more productive things

How did you know about my movie/screenplay?!?? You talking me again, Johnson??? (despite knowing you for years... I don't have any idea what your real name is... and Amy won't tell me... because she thinks its funny that I don't know... So I call you Johnson from now into forever)


And this is my theme song for the rest of my time in Portlands.
http://youtu.be/Z09lYqdxqzo

How did you know about my movie/screenplay?!?? You talking me again, Johnson??? (despite knowing you for years... I don't have any idea what your real name is... and Amy won't tell me... because she thinks its funny that I don't know... So I call you Johnson from now into forever)


And this is my theme song for the rest of my time in Portlands.
http://youtu.be/Z09lYqdxqzo

For a while, I wanted to be called "Token" but at the time there was already Tonio "Token Black Mod". Maybe I can take over now that he and everyone else is gone.


But this is what I think of whenever I think of Portland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XM3vWJmpfo

Speaking of shit from 10 years ago, I burned a CD for one of my friends yesterday. I had almost forgotten that was a thing I knew how to do

Speaking of shit from 10 years ago, I burned a CD for one of my friends yesterday. I had almost forgotten that was a thing I knew how to do

I can honestly say I have not purchased, or even played, a CD in probably at least 5 years. possibly longer.

Monday? Didn't we use to do things on Mondays around here? *shrug*

We do all types of cool shit

Its Cold Out Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNgHV_iMudQ)

Fast and furious 7? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fast and furious 7? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fast and furious 7? Are you fucking kidding me?

Stop it.... I don't believe this to be true. I'm still "waiting" for 6 to get to Netflix so I can see why Vin Diesel crashes through a plane.... not that it matters.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, there is a show I am looking forward to coming back. Key & Peele... I see an ad for it has somehow made it to this page.

East vs West All Star football may be the best sketch I've seen of theirs.

Stop it.... I don't believe this to be true. I'm still "waiting" for 6 to get to Netflix so I can see why Vin Diesel crashes through a plane.... not that it matters.

I read that they've actually signed on to make 3 more, 7 is in filming right now, and the actors have signed on to extend it to sequel numbero nine-o.

Fast and furious 7? Are you fucking kidding me?
LOL. I saw a thing the Yahoo! main page, that the dude from the Tokyo movie (#3?) signed on for F&F 7, 8, and 9.

Edit: F' You AF for going to a new page without telling me :(

LOL. I saw a thing the Yahoo! main page, that the dude from the Tokyo movie (#3?) signed on for F&F 7, 8, and 9.

Edit: F' You AF for going to a new page without telling me :(

1) Yahoo still exists? I thought it got washed away in Katrina, along with MySpace.

3) Whats all this "new page" talk?

NINE!?!?!? Is that really necessary? I was good with 2... back then (almost 10 years ago?) I figured 3 would be the max.

3) Whats all this "new page" talk?

Pfffft new to Spoon. He's been gone for so long that we actually got a new page,


While You Were Out:
BLU showed up and was immediately dismissed
Fred Durst performed briefly before being executed
We found Jimmy Hoffa
We then lost him between the seat and the center arm rest of an Accord along with a quarter and a pen cap.... none have been retrieved


You missed all kinds of shit Spoon

Pfffft new to Spoon. He's been gone for so long that we actually got a new page,


While You Were Out:
BLU showed up and was immediately dismissed
Fred Durst performed briefly before being executed
We found Jimmy Hoffa
We then lost him between the seat and the center arm rest of an Accord along with a quarter and a pen cap.... none have been retrieved


You missed all kinds of shit Spoon


Fred Durst, Now there is a name I expected to hear never.

3) Whats all this "new page" talk?
It went from page 127 to 128 without me noticing before I posted.


Fred Durst performed briefly before being executed

You missed all kinds of shit Spoon
There better be a video.

It went from page 127 to 128 without me noticing before I posted.


There better be a video.




awww, I'm sorry Hun, want me to text you next time we are about to cross over?

It went from page 127 to 128 without me noticing before I posted.

Hey, put your big boy pants on and flip to 40 posts per page like a man :headshake

Hey, put your big boy pants on and flip to 40 posts per page like a man :headshake

I'm on page 170... because I'm a chief like that.

I'm on page 170... because I'm a chief like that.

Ohh... make that page 171.

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick

Why does the chat on this site randomly turn itself on?

Hey, put your big boy pants on and flip to 40 posts per page like a man :headshake
Had no idea there was an option for that. And BTW, maybe I don't want to put my big boy pants on! :moppie:

weaklings... my pages are like bench pressing 5 Buicks... your pages are bench pressing 5 guys named Rick
If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.

If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.

LOL. I actually laughed out loud... that's pretty rare.

*nods head to how much 'tang this song has gotten me*
http://youtu.be/rcTARfiJvEs


I do have a confession, I've never a black girl. Which as of recent has peaked my interest. They are somewhat of a rarity in Portland though.

My real question is, do I go classy or ghetto? Advice/recommendations?

If those guys named Rick are Rick Ross and his 4 clones, I think we won. Just sayin'.



Touche
*golf clap*

*nods head to how much 'tang this song has gotten me*
http://youtu.be/rcTARfiJvEs


I do have a confession, I've never a black girl. Which as of recent has peaked my interest. They are somewhat of a rarity in Portland though.

My real question is, do I go classy or ghetto? Advice/recommendations?


Well as resident negro (when Blu's not around), I would advise ghetto if youre looking for more of an "experience" cause they typically have no interest in wining and dining and are animalistic in a good way. However, they also carry baggage of all types (kids, baby daddies, random dudes that think they will turn em into a housewife). Also, ghetto black chicks are REALLY combative so you have to be prepared to fight em to the death before you can smash.


Now the classy ones are less likely to be complete animals in the bed, but they're more approachable by a long mile. Problem with them is that too many believe they are God's gift to all men and that we should jump through hoops to get anything out of em. The battle there is more of an extended one. Classy black chicks are too demanding a lot of times without providing any benefit other than you getting to fuck em (when they feel like it).



I'm sure there is some variance depending on the region you live in. I have no idea what it's like in Portland but if the black chicks are scarce, then I imagine few of them are ghetto (they like to run in packs for safety). You might actually have an easier time there if the black chicks feel isolated and undervalued in comparison to the white girls. Maybe the white guys show em no love and they've been waiting for one to pay attention so they can be defiled. That seems like it's up your alley.

The authority on these things.... maybe you know who this is gonna be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX9ZInZP9OM

Portland is mostly either trendy hipster/yuppie white girls, and Asians. Lots of Asians. Blu would run around like an exited GIF making horn dog.

Shit this is still the last post? Fuck that. Now this is the last post

Shit this is still the last post? Fuck that. Now this is the last post

Ohh fuck that, this is the last post.

Motherfff- don't make me go to my Hello Kitty Boom Pack

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/501068156/Cute-font-b-small-b-font-bomb-Mini-Grenade-Style-font-b-Stereo-b-font-Speaker.jpg

Motherfff- don't make me go to my Hello Kitty Boom Pack

http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/501068156/Cute-font-b-small-b-font-bomb-Mini-Grenade-Style-font-b-Stereo-b-font-Speaker.jpg

Have fun taking that through the airport.

Have fun taking that through the airport.
First thing I thought of as well.

Although if you keep it in your carry-on, you're more likely to get the through. Every month or so on the news I hear about someone being arrested at their destination, with a loaded hand gun in their carry-on bag. Like "Oh, I totally forgot that at some point I intentionally placed this in my bag. I have no idea how that got in there."

First thing I thought of as well.

Although if you keep it in your carry-on, you're more likely to get the through. Every month or so on the news I hear about someone being arrested at their destination, with a loaded hand gun in their carry-on bag. Like "Oh, I totally forgot that at some point I intentionally placed this in my bag. I have no idea how that got in there."

A few weeks ago a guy in Portland tried to take a flash grenade onto a plane. Said "I didn't know they weren't allowed." They confiscated it and let him continue his flight.

^sounds like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B93BoC9ylg

Most disgusting thing ever happened to me a minute ago. We've been having problems with mice for the past year or so. They get into our basement, and we can hear them in our ceiling. This only happens a few times a year. Well my dad's been putting out poison laced peanut butter lately, and killing these little bastards. Our washer & dryer are both in the basement...I think you can see where this is going.

When I got down there, the top fill washer door was open. I peaked in a little bit (wish I inspected a lot better), and saw some little lines on the lower part of the center thing (agitator). Now, the last time I washed clothes a week ago, was right after I mowed the lawn. So I was pretty damn sure it was just grass that came off my socks from that last time. Popped my shit in, washed it.

As soon as I started pulling stuff out to throw in the dryer, I noticed a bad smell. I started sniffing the clothes as they came out, but they just smelled like the soap I used. Pulled a couple of shirts out together... what the hell is that? Looked like a leaf...nope. Sticker or paper...nope. Unfold some more. A gelatinous mouse, with no fur, and a translucent body (what I meant by gelatinous looking). Not going to lie, I almost puked.

I'm assuming the thing ate some poison, fell in, and has been there for a while. The water, I'm sure, didn't help any, But now I have no idea what to do. Clearly the washer needs to be cleaned with bleach, but my clothes are mostly black so bleaching them isn't going to cut it. They're rewashing right now with extra soap. So when they're done, I think I'm going to bleach the washer, and then wash them a 3rd time. No clue.

So all the fur had obviously come off in the wash, but the skin became almost transparent? Nice

:puke:

Yup, it was fantastic. :(

Probably the Fear Factor I had the hardest time watching was the one where they put NY sewer rats in a blender and they had to drink it.. but this sounds almost as terrible.

Now if you had found this gummi mouse in your Lunchable, then you'd really have a show stopper

Sooo...... I smoked. >_>

Sooo...... I smoked. >_>

Been a long while for you, right? I'm considering a full stoppage... probably temporary, but still. For the last few weeks, with my consistent daily usage (about half a gram per day) I've leveled out and don't really feel much of anything now. And I know for a fact its good shit.

I wanna be on your level :(

Correct. I quit back in feb, but then rehashed briefly on and around my trip to Texas in June. Havnt lit up since 4th of july. Then got stressed out. So yeah...

A lot of my guys in Chicago are waiting for 2014 when they start with the dispensaries here. Supposedly you'll be able to pick up 2 oz every other week for something like $300/oz. I'll believe it when I see it, but that's what I'm hearing.

course, you need to have a card to be able to buy at the dispensaries, but with my history of chiropractic issues, I don't think it should be hard for me to get one. Question is, will I even be able to appreciate the stuff if/when I can get it

The first public stores in Washington state are slated to open the first of the year, but I don't know what the rules are in regards to Oregonians buying it there.

And FYI, I can get ounces for $300 any day of the week ;)

The first public stores in Washington state are slated to open the first of the year, but I don't know what the rules are in regards to Oregonians buying it there.

And FYI, I can get ounces for $300 any day of the week ;)

Shit I forgot we did have that price comparison a while back. I recall you saying something to the effect of $5/g or less which is just plain unheard of in Chicago nowdays.

What's gonna be really interesting is to see how many "street pharmacists" that stick only to herbal supplements are put out of business in 2014 and turn to the sale of other goods..... whiter goods. Course, new guys trying to sell "other" generally is followed by the type of violence that we already have a surplus of in Chicago.

Guys who can get cards (like me) and guys that know them will have access to way cheaper product and it'll be the same or better quality. I guess there's the guys who have never been to a doctor in life that won't be able to get cards that will keep some of the street dealers working.

Shit did I just try to start a serious discussion??

Fuck that shit son
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