SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

So I just discovered my couch is infested with bedbugs. Looks like the only piece of furniture in my apartment is getting tossed tomorrow. Fuck my life, with a capital F. Back to sleeping on the floor :*(

weird, almost every post on this page is doubled...anyway, some pictures from work this weekend

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Adrian saw our double posts, and raised us to a triple.

Some nice stuff there, for sure. I'm excited about the Ferrari F12 review on Top Gear tonight. Mondays... Top Gear, Fast N Loud, AND "merican Pickers... Good day to be a shut in...

stupid triple post

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/83417539.gif

I'm all down with the dancing girl... however.... there is a dude in that gif also... Which will get Accord excited...

I'm all down with the dancing girl... however.... there is a dude in that gif also... Which will get Accord excited...

LOL, I still don't understand what this thread is about.

On a similar note, you guys have the best emoticons!

OMG, this is like seriously the best thread EVER! The forum format is like the best ever!

OMG, this is like seriously the best thread EVER! The forum format is like the best ever!

Ive been gone from this thread for a few days, very pleased with the progress here.

Oh and I think I know why we are getting double posted. Once a thread gets this large, it starts going haywire. I believe the same thing happened with the last OT Whoring thread but there were enough people around to care and start us over. This thread is so rich with history though....

Ive been gone from this thread for a few days, very pleased with the progress here.

Oh and I think I know why we are getting double posted. Once a thread gets this large, it starts going haywire. I believe the same thing happened with the last OT Whoring thread but there were enough people around to care and start us over. This thread is so rich with history though....

It's like hearing that your going to have another kid after the youngest is almost grown. And you immediately blame Adrian...

It's like hearing that your going to have another kid after the youngest is almost grown. And you immediately blame Adrian...

well don't we blame Adrian for pretty much everything? I thought that was part of the rules of OT

well don't we blame Adrian for pretty much everything? I thought that was part of the rules of OT

...and I missed something along the way cause last I knew Adrian had been laid off (if memory serves correctly) and did not have a job description that included hanging around race-ready vehicles

what the french, toast?

I was gonna delete my duplicates but that shit takes too long. I'd rather share this link to the most fantastic street fight Ive ever seen

Lady Brawl (http://deadspin.com/zodiac-mf-takes-on-an-epic-boston-ladybrawl-620015572)

I was gonna delete my duplicates but that shit takes too long. I'd rather share this link to the most fantastic street fight Ive ever seen

Lady Brawl (http://deadspin.com/zodiac-mf-takes-on-an-epic-boston-ladybrawl-620015572)

...and I missed something along the way cause last I knew Adrian had been laid off (if memory serves correctly) and did not have a job description that included hanging around race-ready vehicles

what the french, toast?

You know, I was wandering the exact same thing.

And we can't retire this thread... it marks my triumphant return to this waste of time. I think I was around for thread Uno, Dose, Possible three, not for four, but then it was like a big pair of warm titties when I got unbanned and returned to find five, and a couple of you OG whores remembered who I was and made me feel right at home.

So toast to this mother fucker!

You're allowed to swear on this forum?!?!

Google doesn't look too kindly on that.

Yeah, we're allowed to say stuff like "Hey, new guy, nobody fucking cares who the fuck you are, but I need your address so I can mail you a rope and a pamphlet on hanging yourself."

Yeah, we're allowed to say stuff like "Hey, new guy, nobody fucking cares who the fuck you are, but I need your address so I can mail you a rope and a pamphlet on hanging yourself."

Who is this "Google" you speak of, Sir?

Do you believe this "Google", as you've called him, would take too kindly of a person who interacts with a community, yet fails to interact with a community in regards to the primary topic, that said community was based upon?

In that context, this "Google" you speak of, sounds like a fascist jerk.

Who is this "Google" you speak of, Sir?

Do you believe this "Google", as you've called him, would take too kindly of a person who interacts with a community, yet fails to interact with a community in regards to the primary topic, that said community was based upon?

In that context, this "Google" you speak of, sounds like a fascist jerk.

Who is this "Google" you speak of, Sir?

Do you believe this "Google", as you've called him, would take too kindly of a person who interacts with a community, yet fails to interact with a community in regards to the primary topic, that said community was based upon?

In that context, this "Google" you speak of, sounds like a fascist jerk.

No, Google Adsense.

No, Google Adsense.
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an assertion without knowing whether it is true or false, is guilty of falsehood; and the accidental truth of the assertion, does not justify or excuse him.

^^^^ Listen to the German.

^^^^ Listen to the German.

^^^^ Listen to the German.

^^^^ Listen to the German.

I was gonna delete my duplicates but that shit takes too long. I'd rather share this link to the most fantastic street fight Ive ever seen

Lady Brawl (http://deadspin.com/zodiac-mf-takes-on-an-epic-boston-ladybrawl-620015572)


I think I'm too white to watch this, that's the most ghetto thing I've ever seen, with some of the nastiest ghetto girls I've ever seen.

I'm going to go shower now... and bang a white girl who wears her underwear inside of her pants.

My poop is green today, and I mean a dark forest green. So I'm a little freaked out. I certainly haven't had too much vegetables, vitamins, or different medications recently. I have however been drinking a whole lot of random craft beers over the past week. I drink right from the bottle or can, so I have no idea if any of them were dyed. I've also spend most of my time outside for the past 3 day on 90+ degree days. And also ate nothing but greasy, sugary, and high fat foods. Hopefully this was a one time thing, I'm not down for a colonoscopy.

Edit: I just remembered I chugged a Fierce Grape and then an Orange Gatoraid back to back today. Probably didn't help any.

Some Chinese food does that to me.

Some Chinese food does that to me.

Put that pussy in my face... I ain't got no worries!

Put that pussy in my face... I ain't got no worries!

Put that pussy in my face... I ain't got no worries!

I'm gonna pass

I'm gonna pass

So its true what they say about black guys not eating pussy?

And we can't retire this thread... it marks my triumphant return to this waste of time. I think I was around for thread Uno, Dose, Possible three, not for four, but then it was like a big pair of warm titties when I got unbanned and returned to find five, and a couple of you OG whores remembered who I was and made me feel right at home.

Whores of a feather post together

So its true what they say about black guys not eating pussy?

Pfffft maybe black guys, but this ambiguously tan guy right here has no such objections

I hear that's why black guys open their Newports from the bottom... in case there is pussy juice on their fingers it wont touch the part of the cigarette that goes in their mouth...

Speaking of pussy..... this FWB of mine has always had a cat.... like a live feline. The cat was ok, mostly stayed out of the way when it mattered.

Yesterday I get there and she now has a kitten. This one won't leave us the fuck alone for most of the time I was there. The first cat seemed equally as annoyed, if not moreso, about this kitten cause it would just try to fight all the dam time when it wasn't annoying me.

So this morning, she's asleep and I see the kitten is picking a fight with the cat and getting put in its place every time. The attacks stop just long enough for the cat to casually stroll out of the room and the kitten followed. About 30 sec later, the cat comes back but the kitten is NOWHERE. I took a peek around the other rooms to try and find the little guy, but found nothing.

So I'm pretty sure the cat had enough of the kitten, lured him into the other room, crushed its windpipe, and came back to chill in peace. Can't say I blame it... that kitten if fucking annoying.

Cold world

I hear that's why black guys open their Newports from the bottom... in case there is pussy juice on their fingers it wont touch the part of the cigarette that goes in their mouth...

*the more you know*

LOL

I managed to get two stereotypes in one sentence. I feel accomplished.

LOL

I managed to get two stereotypes in one sentence. I feel accomplished.

If youre gonna do something, do it right

If youre gonna do something, do it right

Speaking of doing it right, this Global Rally Cross, I just found it....... I have to do it

Speaking of doing it right, this Global Rally Cross, I just found it....... I have to do it

That looks fun... however.... I'm putting pennies in my penny bank for a Ferrari F12...

That looks fun... however.... I'm putting pennies in my penny bank for a Ferrari F12...

BTW- Fish Tacos and Blackberry Redbull (custom mixed, over ice) for lunch.... I could do this every day. And I think I will do this every day.

BTW- Fish Tacos and Blackberry Redbull (custom mixed, over ice) for lunch.... I could do this every day. And I think I will do this every day.

So I'm watching Family Guy (yes... 10:30 on a Saturday Night I'm watching adult cartoons... fuck you) where they mention Laura Bush killed a guy. I've seen this episode several times and I had always though it was just Family Guy randomness. This time I hopped on Snopes.com and sure enough... Laura Bush killed a guy.

So I'm watching Family Guy (yes... 10:30 on a Saturday Night I'm watching adult cartoons... fuck you) where they mention Laura Bush killed a guy. I've seen this episode several times and I had always though it was just Family Guy randomness. This time I hopped on Snopes.com and sure enough... Laura Bush killed a guy.

It was in a car accident (the key word being accident). It's not like it was on purpose.

Your ruining this thread. Why are you even posting here?

Your ruining this thread. Why are you even posting here?

I have to defend Laura, she's a great woman!

So I've been tracking my sleep activities with a FitBit One... turns out I'm only averaging around 4.5 hours of sleep a night. I guess in my mind it never clicked that going to bed at 2-3am and getting up for work the next morning was robbing me from that much sleep. No wander I'm always dead feeling.