SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

http://vimeo.com/75238783 << guy I know made that.

http://vimeo.com/75238783 << guy I know made that.

I was preparing to complain about the lack of action in the first half, but the whole thing is so well made, I just cant. I could watch the onboard drift-cam all day though

I was preparing to complain about the lack of action in the first half, but the whole thing is so well made, I just cant. I could watch the onboard drift-cam all day though

I sometimes wish his videos had a little more action, but hes very skilled. infinite more composition than most drift videos you see.

If he were to do a full hour of video like that, I'd definitely watch it... assuming that means we would get more of the action. Most drift videos of drifting I've seen have been not much more than shaky handheld camera footage of a few sweeping turns with some 240SX's and Supras sliding through.

...not that I haven't spent more time than I should watching those

If he were to do a full hour of video like that, I'd definitely watch it... assuming that means we would get more of the action. Most drift videos of drifting I've seen have been not much more than shaky handheld camera footage of a few sweeping turns with some 240SX's and Supras sliding through.

...not that I haven't spent more time than I should watching those

Quiet a few of his videos are on here http://vimeo.com/yaerproductions/videos all around the 5-10 minute mark. Some of the earlier videos have more just drifting before he started developing his style as much.

Oh holy hell...1st iPhone test = epic failure!
Sell out :shakehead

Apple wishes so much that they could make a phone as good as Samsung's Android phones, that they sued them. Funny how Apple's Mac/iPhone OS', Android, and Linux are based off the same base OS; UNIX. Now the new iPhone OS is clearly a knockoff of the Android OS. I guess I can however congratulate you on, at least, not getting a Windows based phone. :biggrin:

Ohhhhhhh I'm such an OS snob/doucher. :cwm27:

Sell out :shakehead

Apple wishes so much that they could make a phone as good as Samsung's Android phones, that they sued them. Funny how Apple's Mac/iPhone OS', Android, and Linux are based off the same base OS; UNIX. Now the new iPhone OS is clearly a knockoff of the Android OS. I guess I can however congratulate you on, at least, not getting a Windows based phone. :biggrin:

Ohhhhhhh I'm such an OS snob/doucher. :cwm27:


I use Blackberry (z10), what do you have to say to me?

http://vimeo.com/75238783 << guy I know made that.
Damn. Very nice. Those RED camera/camcorders are fucking sick. I saw those online a few months ago. If I had the money, and was serious about making videos or movies, that's the way to go. That shit is crazy for what it can do with all it's attachments. Obviously expensive for the average person just recording some random stuff, but even for making a low budget aka (aka a Hollywood quality low budget movie), that shit seems like the way to go. Crazy how technology has come along.

I'll definitely check out the other videos in the link you posted. Good shit.

I use Blackberry (z10), what do you have to say to me?
WTF?! I had a sarcastic retort that I tried to post (maybe it will post on it's own at some point) to this, well before my last post, but it didn't show up. Maybe is someone *cough* Amy *cough* started a new thread for us it would have worked. :D

But basically I tried to say that you should probably look into the newest Android phone, within the next year or 2, because Blackberry is going to out of business. And really, do you want to own a phone, by a company that provided outdated computers to schools decades ago? Or a company that is brand new in the game, but making hundreds of millions based on their technology. I don't know about you, but when I was a senior in high school back in '99, my school still had Apple IIE's, which were prehistorically out of date at the time. Blah blah blah, I'm drunk for the first time in like 2-3 weeks so I'm no good at this. I wish my original post would have worked because it was pretty decent (better than this one for sure), IMO. Jesus I suck, but I love you guys.

WTF?! I had a sarcastic retort that I tried to post (maybe it will post on it's own at some point) to this, well before my last post, but it didn't show up. Maybe is someone *cough* Amy *cough* started a new thread for us it would have worked. :D

But basically I tried to say that you should probably look into the newest Android phone, within the next year or 2, because Blackberry is going to out of business. And really, do you want to own a phone, by a company that provided outdated computers to schools decades ago? Or a company that is brand new in the game, but making hundreds of millions based on their technology. I don't know about you, but when I was a senior in high school back in '99, my school still had Apple IIE's, which were prehistorically out of date at the time. Blah blah blah, I'm drunk for the first time in like 2-3 weeks so I'm no good at this. I wish my original post would have worked because it was pretty decent (better than this one for sure), IMO. Jesus I suck, but I love you guys.


Lol, I was a loyal android user for 6ish years, in particular the Moto Droid (og droid) series. I'm a fan of mac computers, but I cant stand i-anything. And I agree somewhat on the going out of business. If you've never spent any time with the bb10 OS its actually really nice. I prefer the layout over android and ios- have not used the windows phones. I've grown to love it, actually planning on purchasing the new z30 when Verizon picks it up. But... I think its a case of too little too late. It should not have taken Blackberry this long to adopt a touch screen interface, from the company that pretty much invented the smart phone genre, they really missed the mark of where it was headed. Do have quiet the loyal (yet small and growing smaller) user base though. I'm not a heavy app user- I do tuns of emailing, texting, and internet though, and blackberry does those quiet well, the on screen keyboard has "flick" typing, which I prefer over SWYPE, is the best virtual keyboard I've use. It does fall short in the app department though. When it comes down to it, I also kinda like being part of the supporter of the underdog, even when you know its going down.

Have I mentioned that I beat my oldest laptop to death... or at least into a coma from which it won't recover. Hasn't started windows in a week, and still won't do it even with the boot disk. I swear there was some reset button somewhere that I could press, like on my iPod (god forbid I ever have to reset it and lose half my music from old computers)

Have I mentioned that I beat my oldest laptop to death... or at least into a coma from which it won't recover. Hasn't started windows in a week, and still won't do it even with the boot disk. I swear there was some reset button somewhere that I could press, like on my iPod (god forbid I ever have to reset it and lose half my music from old computers)

I thought you got a new laptop?

I thought you got a new laptop?

I did, and so far I've managed to not lay hands on it in violence... although it tested me yesterday with a mysterious void of sound production.

This was my old laptop, used exclusively for Netflix'ing, downloading of the less-than-legal variety, and most importantly... for p0rn. This is a HUGE blow to my operation which, ironically, is usually in search of blows

Closing in on 9,500

and you know what comes next.......

Yes, 9,501

There's no way any regular in here didn't see that coming. Thats Acorn Comedy 101

In approximately 100 days, I will be launching an Indiegogo campaign for the company I'm trying to get off the ground. I'm gonna need to average 5 posts per day so I can hit 10k before I'm banned for posting the link here...

It'll be worth the exposure... upwards of a quarter-dozen people could see it here

It'll be worth the exposure... upwards of a quarter-dozen people could see it here

*quarter of a half dozen.

*quarter of a half dozen.

Speaking of quarters.... I'm out and have a string of quality movies coming via netflix. This must be corrected

New page :bananasmi

:bananasmi X 9,500

New page :bananasmi

Not for me....

:bananasmi X 9,500

But mine reads 7890.... which is far superior.

Woke up at 9am, figured I'd close my eyes for 10 more minutes...

Just woke up, 3 hours later.

Woke up at 9am, figured I'd close my eyes for 10 more minutes...

Just woke up, 3 hours later.

LOL, yeah.. I've never done that...

Not for me....

pffffftttttt... llllllaaame

pffffftttttt... llllllaaame

....says the guy with almost 10,000 posts in a nearly abandoned interweb forum

pffffftttttt... llllllaaame



I went into admin mode and changed it to show all posts on page. All page 1 to me :D

My day job is so worthless that my netflix schedule overrides any meeting that my boss sets up. Well, that's one of the many things that override my boss, but netflix is the least critical of the group

....says the guy with almost 10,000 posts in a nearly abandoned interweb forum

<<< little disgruntled that your going to hit 10k before me.

<<< little disgruntled that your going to hit 10k before me.

Two years head start. Also have to factor in that your time in Banlandia was much longer than mine (even though I once held the title of President)

Don't worry, I'll share the massive void of woman parts thrown my way as a result of reaching AF/PH immortality.

Two years head start. Also have to factor in that your time in Banlandia was much longer than mine (even though I once held the title of President)

I wander where we rank across the entire site?

I wander where we rank across the entire site?

There has to be a listing somewhere. Probably in the vacant Mod Corner. I recall BLU, Moppie, BullShifter and some others (mostly mods) that were above 10k back in the day.

After some in depth investigation (looking at one mod-heavy thread), GTMike400 at one point had over 25k posts which were seemingly legit, but later had his post count reduced to about 6k. I can't remember if the details were ever made public. I'm sure US Weekly or the Enquirer were all over it at the time

Also stumbled across this in the process: Banlandia (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=517725)

TonioSeven aka "Affirmative Action Mod" also had over 10k (12,326 to be exact)


And YogsVR4 sits just over 17k



..... how many posts ago did this stop being worth reporting?

There has to be a listing somewhere. Probably in the vacant Mod Corner. I recall BLU, Moppie, BullShifter and some others (mostly mods) that were above 10k back in the day.

That's true. This placed used to be happening. *swats at a cock roach trying to my burrito*

After some in depth investigation (looking at one mod-heavy thread), GTMike400 at one point had over 25k posts which were seemingly legit, but later had his post count reduced to about 6k. I can't remember if the details were ever made public. I'm sure US Weekly or the Enquirer were all over it at the time

Hes a buddy of mine, I'll get to the bottom of this tomorrow.

TonioSeven aka "Affirmative Action Mod" also had over 10k (12,326 to be exact)


And YogsVR4 sits just over 17k



..... how many posts ago did this stop being worth reporting?

You know, four posts deep, I still want to know where there fuck I rank. Most forums you can view member list, but they have it turned off on here. I'd say if you imagine a bell curve with around 25k to be the peak, and many known 10k+ers, I'd say probably in the top 200 at least.

Obey TSC



Hey man! lets both buy some 4th gens, start making tutorials and editorials and talk about the good ol' days and shit. Lets get some god damn people in here. You in? I bet one can find a one on craigslist for less than a grand. And your a baller, you could make that happen.

Hey man! lets both buy some 4th gens, start making tutorials and editorials and talk about the good ol' days and shit. Lets get some god damn people in here. You in? I bet one can find a one on craigslist for less than a grand. And your a baller, you could make that happen.

Wait, that sounds like an awful idea. Nix that. Lets just pass a bowl instead. I mean play with some legos. Bake a cake. Those type of incognito things.

Wait, that sounds like an awful idea. Nix that. Lets just pass a bowl instead. I mean play with some legos. Bake a cake. Those type of incognito things.

7900 Mofo! 1600 posts behind...


If I post 4 times as much as you, we will hit 10k at or around the same time. I think I could easily post four times as much as you on any given day.

7900 Mofo! 1600 posts behind...


If I post 4 times as much as you, we will hit 10k at or around the same time. I think I could easily post four times as much as you on any given day.

I say once we both hit 10k, ESPECIALLY if we're still in this thread, then we claim squatter's rights and do as we dam well please with the site. I got a video of a ram ramming a cheerleader for the Rams in the pickup bed of a Ram. Its really dirty though... the truck

I say once we both hit 10k, ESPECIALLY if we're still in this thread, then we claim squatter's rights and do as we dam well please with the site. I got a video of a ram ramming a cheerleader for the Rams in the pickup bed of a Ram. Its really dirty though... the truck

This thread is starting to feel like Lost... Most everyone is dead, people we thought were dead show up for no reason, we get really fucking weird spambots that just repeat shit from who knows where. What the fuck is going on?

I say once we both hit 10k, ESPECIALLY if we're still in this thread, then we claim squatter's rights and do as we dam well please with the site. I got a video of a ram ramming a cheerleader for the Rams in the pickup bed of a Ram. Its really dirty though... the truck

I talked to Mike, the 25k was legit, there was also another whore that had 25k. At one time Mike had 107k, but it was fake.

This thread is starting to feel like Lost... Most everyone is dead, people we thought were dead show up for no reason, we get really fucking weird spambots that just repeat shit from who knows where. What the fuck is going on?

One day we're gonna wake up and realize that the entire AF experience was the dream of a dying boy....

One day we're gonna wake up and realize that the entire AF experience was the dream of a dying boy....

and then that boy saw two of the least respected members of this fantasy forum reach 10k posts... and he rejoiced

:bananasmi

and then that boy saw two of the least respected members of this fantasy forum reach 10k posts... and he rejoiced

:bananasmi

....and then the universe punished him for wasting so much time

:bananadie

....and then the universe punished him for wasting so much time
...by making him the first legitimate person in recorded history, to truly go blind & grow hair on his palms, from masturbating.

If only that boy had been nicer to his first girlfriend

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If only that boy had been nicer to his first girlfriend

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/511.gif

I don't entirely know whats happening here...

Its a PSA. Heads up.

Its a PSA. Heads up.



I'd certainly slap her with my... pillow case. Too.


In other news:
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In other news:
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annnnnnnnnnd FIGHT!!!!

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