SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

My consumption limitations have more to do with budget and living quarters than it does personal restraint.

Although now that I never have to share when at home, I can stretch it a lot further. For a gram to last a weekend unburnt was unheard of at my old apartment.

LOL, thats my limit also. Portland just has a lot cheaper good. My regular guy does 70/quarter which is $10 higher than other people I know but its always AAA grade, and he has info about the strains, super reliable, etc. So I pay up the extra 10 just because hes a good guy, and sometimes if hes running late and I have to wait he'll bump it up to 10g for 70, which is a pretty good deal no matter how you slice it.

LOL, thats my limit also. Portland just has a lot cheaper good. My regular guy does 70/quarter which is $10 higher than other people I know but its always AAA grade, and he has info about the strains, super reliable, etc. So I pay up the extra 10 just because hes a good guy, and sometimes if hes running late and I have to wait he'll bump it up to 10g for 70, which is a pretty good deal no matter how you slice it.

10g for $70 !?!?

Fuck me in the earhole.... 3.5 could easily run you $70 if you don't know the right people here. Shit I once paid $50 for 14g of shwag for brownies. My brownies would be so much better in the great pacific NW

10g for $70 !?!?

Fuck me in the earhole.... 3.5 could easily run you $70 if you don't know the right people here. Shit I once paid $50 for 14g of shwag for brownies. My brownies would be so much better in the great pacific NW

Would they be this good? http://youtu.be/Czw1pB6ZDRM

Would they be this good? http://youtu.be/Czw1pB6ZDRM

I'm fairly certain I don't wanna be caught watching this video at my desk

It's work friendly. And it involves 19k rpm

It's work friendly. And it involves 19k rpm

It's work friendly. And it involves 19k rpm
Jesus, could you even put that thing on a dyno without having to immediately rebuild it? I've heard of dirt track racers rebuilding their engines after every race, and they're probably revving it less that ¼ of that rpm.

Jesus, could you even put that thing on a dyno without having to immediately rebuild it? I've heard of dirt track racers rebuilding their engines after every race, and they're probably revving it less that ¼ of that rpm.

The tolerances on those f1 engines are so tight that when cold they are essentially locked up, they have to pump pre warmed oil through the engines until it brings up the block temp enough to expand and allow the pistons to move.

http://news.yahoo.com/military-could-help-looking-drone-lost-lake-ontario-144230402.html

Makes me feel safe to live in this area...

Jesus, could you even put that thing on a dyno without having to immediately rebuild it? I've heard of dirt track racers rebuilding their engines after every race, and they're probably revving it less that ¼ of that rpm.

The tolerances on those f1 engines are so tight that when cold they are essentially locked up, they have to pump pre warmed oil through the engines until it brings up the block temp enough to expand and allow the pistons to move.

http://news.yahoo.com/military-could-help-looking-drone-lost-lake-ontario-144230402.html

Makes me feel safe to live in this area...

http://news.yahoo.com/military-could-help-looking-drone-lost-lake-ontario-144230402.html

Makes me feel safe to live in this area...

I'd look on ebay...

It's work friendly. And it involves 19k rpm

Its not work friendly if it makes you whack one out at your desk :jerking:

and what the deuce happened to :comprage: ??

http://news.yahoo.com/military-could-help-looking-drone-lost-lake-ontario-144230402.html

Makes me feel safe to live in this area...

On the plus side, your terror cell is safe another day

Wait... was it Spoon that leads various terror sects... or was it that other guy??

Oh right... the other guy

Wait... was it Spoon that leads various terror sects... or was it that other guy??

Oh right... the other guy

I thought there was no spoon?

Wait... was it Spoon that leads various terror sects... or was it that other guy??

Oh right... the other guy

On the plus side, your terror cell is safe another day
Oh geeze, thanks. I'm sure there's no need for me to worry about the NSA taking that as anything but a joke. I mean, it's not like th

oh geeze, thanks. I'm sure there's no need for me to worry about the nsa taking that as anything but a joke. I mean, it's not like th

oh shit they took spoon!!!!!

I bet they sent the dish to do it

http://www.ebsqart.com/Art/Recent-Work/watercolor-ink-acrylic/642645/650/650/The-Dish-Ran-Away-with-the-Spoon.jpg

I bet they sent the dish to do it

http://www.ebsqart.com/Art/Recent-Work/watercolor-ink-acrylic/642645/650/650/The-Dish-Ran-Away-with-the-Spoon.jpg

That looks more like a condom...

That looks more like a condom...

Who says they have to be mutually exclusive? I've seen condoms used as gloves (the non love variety), hats (the non jimmy variety), cups (the non bra variety), sling shots (the non ball juice variety), and pot holders (.....they hid weed in it)

Why not a plate too? Use the wrapper as a napkin

And plus the plate/condom seems to be smiling. I wouldn't smile if I were a condom. There's only one good part about that job but millions of bad parts... tiny swimming bad parts

Would you rather:


be a condom or a tampon?

Wow, I am so lucky. It was just the CIA who came to reprogram the chip in my brain. Apparently the new ROM makes the tin foil hats that I wear ineffective. But it also supplies nervous system information to said chip, which is a fucking blessing. Those damn aliens no longer have to ram that huge probe up my anal cavity, just to take my core temperature. Trust me, I've tried convincing them to use much lower tech equipment (a god damn thermometer), but they simply refuse to listen. They're just too damn egotistical about being so superiorly advanced.. I mean yeah Bibble, I get it, you helped provide the technology for cell phones, pagers, Playstation 1 & 2, but maybe you could have listened to the "simpleton" when it came to alternatives to forced anal probing. Dick.

Wow, I am so lucky. It was just the CIA who came to reprogram the chip in my brain. Apparently the new ROM makes the tin foil hats that I wear ineffective. But it also supplies nervous system information to said chip, which is a fucking blessing. Those damn aliens no longer have to ram that huge probe up my anal cavity, just to take my core temperature. Trust me, I've tried convincing them to use much lower tech equipment (a god damn thermometer), but they simply refuse to listen. They're just too damn egotistical about being so superiorly advanced.. I mean yeah Bibble, I get it, you helped provide the technology for cell phones, pagers, Playstation 1 & 2, but maybe you could have listened to the "simpleton" when it came to alternatives to forced anal probing. Dick.

Wow, I am so lucky. It was just the CIA who came to reprogram the chip in my brain. Apparently the new ROM makes the tin foil hats that I wear ineffective. But it also supplies nervous system information to said chip, which is a fucking blessing. Those damn aliens no longer have to ram that huge probe up my anal cavity, just to take my core temperature. Trust me, I've tried convincing them to use much lower tech equipment (a god damn thermometer), but they simply refuse to listen. They're just too damn egotistical about being so superiorly advanced.. I mean yeah Bibble, I get it, you helped provide the technology for cell phones, pagers, Playstation 1 & 2, but maybe you could have listened to the "simpleton" when it came to alternatives to forced anal probing. Dick.


I read both posts before I realized it was a double post. I want that seven minutes back....

I read both posts before I realized it was a double post. I want that seven minutes back....
Damn, I tried. I actually wrote a more lengthy and in depth post about aliens and the "Dish" who abducts me on a regular basis, but I decided the page needed to be reloaded or something, and lost everything. Perhaps you should be thankful that you didn't have to read THAT nonsensical piece of utter dog shit, before you belittle me. Maybe the NSA should have just kidnapped me and put me out of my misery. Maybe then you'd be happy. :emo:

Would you rather:


be a condom or a tampon?
Tampon. It might be a more bloody and smelly affair, but at least you don't have a penis penetrating you the entire time.

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-date-world-s-oldest-animal-at-507-years-old-----after-they-kill-it-181251945.html

" Researchers, unaware of its age or significance, accidentally killed the animal when opening it to investigate its age by literally counting its rings."

Yeah, and I accidentally killed the oldest living creature in known history. Oops.

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-date-world-s-oldest-animal-at-507-years-old-----after-they-kill-it-181251945.html

" Researchers, unaware of its age or significance, accidentally killed the animal when opening it to investigate its age by literally counting its rings."

Yeah, and I accidentally killed the oldest living creature in known history. Oops.

Not the first time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_%28tree%29

Not the first time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_%28tree%29

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/coffey_zpsadb3a4bb.jpg

#Platinum. What, what?

Not the first time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prometheus_%28tree%29

Just came across this old picture, probably.. um.. 4-5 years ago? I miss that camera.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/_MG_0424.jpg

Just came across this old picture, probably.. um.. 4-5 years ago? I miss that camera.


Heh, sorry the picture is so big guys, I'm used to taking pictures of my dick.

Heh, sorry the picture is so big guys, I'm used to taking pictures of my dick.

http://youtu.be/6JIfIdPnSas by far, most impressive lyrics video I've ever seen.

Heh, sorry the picture is so big guys, I'm used to taking pictures of my dick.
Yeah, we can tell from your big pics of jewelery, that you're use to taking big pics of tiny things. :biggrin:

http://news.yahoo.com/scientists-date-world-s-oldest-animal-at-507-years-old-----after-they-kill-it-181251945.html

" Researchers, unaware of its age or significance, accidentally killed the animal when opening it to investigate its age by literally counting its rings."

Yeah, and I accidentally killed the oldest living creature in known history. Oops.

:rofl:

Take THAT, nature

:flipa:

Yeah, we can tell from your big pics of jewelery, that you're use to taking big pics of tiny things. :biggrin:

I heard his wang is princess cut

Yeah, we can tell from your big pics of jewelery, that you're use to taking big pics of tiny things. :biggrin:

Oh snap!

I heard his wang is princess cut

Nothing is harder than diamond....

http://youtu.be/6JIfIdPnSas by far, most impressive lyrics video I've ever seen.

Dam, I have to agree. This is like watching one of those Ford F-Series commercials

Dam, I have to agree. This is like watching one of those Ford F-Series commercials

Eminem ft Mike Rowe?

Eminem ft Mike Rowe?

I heard that collabo is gonna be on the same mixtape as the Bone Thugs / Phil Collins "Home" remix

My favorite gif that doesnt have a (noteworthy) woman in it. The Chinese guy is my favorite... how do I know he's Chinese? I don't, but in Chicago, if you're east Asian then you're Chinese

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196fjsozhkas8gif/ku-xlarge.gif

My favorite gif that doesnt have a (noteworthy) woman in it. The Chinese guy is my favorite... how do I know he's Chinese? I don't, but in Chicago, if you're east Asian then you're Chinese

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196fjsozhkas8gif/ku-xlarge.gif

Thats fucking great. It took me a minute to realize why it was funny, then I seen what was happening there..... A+

My ranking of unintentional hilarity goes from Right to Left.

1) Chinese guy shitting himself and/or cheering (while doing the Robot)
2) DJ Qualls trying to inflate himself like a puffer fish
3) Rich Guy #1 who does the full follow through of the high 5 whiff
4) Rich Guy #2 who tries for the high five to fist bump to fist pump transition (poorly)
5) Rich Guy #3 who is the most enthusiastic of the rich guys but allows himself to bask in the spotlight of shame

http://youtu.be/6JIfIdPnSas by far, most impressive lyrics video I've ever seen.
Video's cool, but the song is meh. He's got the flow, but I'm just not impressed by his lyrics. This is the 3rd song I've heard off his new album (is this even from his new album ?), and this is probably the better of them, which isn't saying much. I think his time would have been better spent helping Dr. Dre to finally put out a new damn album.

Video's cool, but the song is meh. He's got the flow, but I'm just not impressed by his lyrics. This is the 3rd song I've heard off his new album (is this even from his new album ?), and this is probably the better of them, which isn't saying much. I think his time would have been better spent helping Dr. Dre to finally put out a new damn album.

I have to disagree, I like the song. I think the production value isn't the best, but lyrically and such I think its very good. Pandora keeps playing stuff by him that I'm not familiar with, could be from his new album (which this is off of), if so then I'm not a fan of much else on the album that I've heard.

I have to disagree, I like the song. I think the production value isn't the best, but lyrically and such I think its very good. Pandora keeps playing stuff by him that I'm not familiar with, could be from his new album (which this is off of), if so then I'm not a fan of much else on the album that I've heard.
I'm just not a fan of stuff like "I'm out my Ramen Noodle. We have nothing in common poodle! I'm a doberman, pinch yourself and pay homage, pupil!"

From a creative standpoint, I just think he took the easy route with some of his lyrics. Or maybe it's the type of similar lyric style he uses in Berzerk (another new song), and I just can't stand that song, so it makes me not like this one all that much either. Honestly that's probably it.

I heard on the radio the other day that he has 4 songs in the top 100, which hasn't been done since The Beatles in the 60's or 70's, so I guess more power to him. (Actually scratch that, he has 10 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/marshall-mathers-lp-2-chart-performance_n_4280730.html)

I'm just not a fan of stuff like "I'm out my Ramen Noodle. We have nothing in common poodle! I'm a doberman, pinch yourself and pay homage, pupil!"

From a creative standpoint, I just think he took the easy route with some of his lyrics. Or maybe it's the type of similar lyric style he uses in Berzerk (another new song), and I just can't stand that song, so it makes me not like this one all that much either. Honestly that's probably it.

I heard on the radio the other day that he has 4 songs in the top 100, which hasn't been done since The Beatles in the 60's or 70's, so I guess more power to him. (Actually scratch that, he has 10 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/15/marshall-mathers-lp-2-chart-performance_n_4280730.html)


This http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/jacqui-beck-no-vagina-mrkh_n_4274401.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular was linked from that.

At first I was like "hmm.... I'm .... intrigued... *click*" then I watched the video. Then I was like "awwww.... thats kinda sad.... I feel bad for being... intrigued." Then I was like "............... >_> guess she'll learn to love anal."

This http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/14/jacqui-beck-no-vagina-mrkh_n_4274401.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular was linked from that.

At first I was like "hmm.... I'm .... intrigued... *click*" then I watched the video. Then I was like "awwww.... thats kinda sad.... I feel bad for being... intrigued." Then I was like "............... >_> guess she'll learn to love anal."


As is now standard for a TSC post, I have no clue what the fuck is going on here......

but I happened upon this on the interweb. Seems some poor sap is trying to get a gig writing for a Netflix blog of sorts. Wonder who it could be??

I think self promotion is frowned upon by the less-than-existent mods so clearly I would never do anything of the sort. But whoever the guy is that wrote it is (presumably) supposed to gin up traffic to comment on his post.

http://midnightbreath.kinja.com/confessions-of-a-dealer-1465690404

Where else can you see an irrelevant Will Smith movie from who knows when, a goat, and a girl/boy covered in shit all on the same page?

Where else can you see an irrelevant Will Smith movie from who knows when, a goat, and a girl/boy covered in shit all on the same page?

I think here is the only answer to that. This entire thread is a time capsule of what the fuck

I think here is the only answer to that. This entire thread is a time capsule of what the fuck

http://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E


Duh.

http://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E


Duh.

Then I was all like !!!!! http://youtu.be/VgSMxY6asoE

Then I was all like !!!!! http://youtu.be/VgSMxY6asoE

Than I smoked a bowl to http://youtu.be/bV-hSgL1R74

http://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E


Duh.
Quite a few pages back, there was discussion of "white people music." This might be the best and most significant example.

Than I smoked a bowl to http://youtu.be/bV-hSgL1R74


This http://youtu.be/X46e4Qnr1TY reminds me of the story I never finish about ... what did I call her, Jennifer?

This http://youtu.be/X46e4Qnr1TY reminds me of the story I never finish about ... what did I call her, Jennifer?

Anyone still http://youtu.be/U9c_KttvQPU following along?

This http://youtu.be/X46e4Qnr1TY reminds me of the story I never finish about ... what did I call her, Jennifer?
I knew a girl Felicia. My lesbian ex (she was "bi" when we "dated" in high school) cheated on me, and then tried to get me to have a threesome with her & her "friend" Felicia. Felicia was pretty skanky back then & I didn't want to lose my V-card to 2 skanks (stupid fucking integrity & morals).

Anyone still http://youtu.be/U9c_KttvQPU following along?
Sir, I believe we are simply waiting for you to produce such a wonderful story. Please continue!