SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

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Duh.
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Quite a few pages back, there was discussion of "white people music." This might be the best and most significant example.I knew a girl Felicia. My lesbian ex (she was "bi" when we "dated" in high school) cheated on me, and then tried to get me to have a threesome with her & her "friend" Felicia. Felicia was pretty skanky back then & I didn't want to lose my V-card to 2 skanks (stupid fucking integrity & morals).


Sir, I believe we are simply waiting for you to produce such a wonderful story. Please continue!


Indeed.

Quite a few pages back, there was discussion of "white people music." This might be the best and most significant example.

You got that right. I don't think I know one black guy who's ever mentioned anything about Top Gun but man oh man to some of my white friends love it. Ace and Gary and Maverick and Ringo or whatever.

That song makes me feel like I should be playing Streets of Rage though. Something about that terrible 80s sound

I didn't want to lose my V-card to 2 skanks (stupid fucking integrity & morals).


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You got that right. I don't think I know one black guy who's ever mentioned anything about Top Gun but man oh man to some of my white friends love it. Ace and Gary and Maverick and Ringo or whatever.

That song makes me feel like I should be playing Streets of Rage though. Something about that terrible 80s sound


I do believe that the black jet fighter in Independence Day made a Top Gun reference. Not Will Smith, another guy- I think it was credited as Rando Token.

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I have a video for moments like this http://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10

I have a video for moments like this http://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10

That video highlights both the awesomeness and the uselessness of JCVD

That video highlights both the awesomeness and the uselessness of JCVD



He must tuck his bait and tackle into his asshole... mine would have gotten ran over by the truck.

He must tuck his bait and tackle into his asshole... mine would have gotten ran over by the truck.

I don't have enough intestine to contain my bait and tackle

I don't have enough intestine to contain my bait and tackle

Seems like a man speaking from experience....

Seems like a man speaking from experience....

FUCK... I walked right into that one

In other news, fuck the BK breakfast platter. they call it the "Ultimate Breakfast" to compete with the McD's "Deluxe Breakfast" but its no contest. Mickey D's breakfast demolishes this shitty BK "ultimate" breffix

You know as a kid I remember the Deluxe, and recently I stopped in a McDonalds here only to find that it was not on the menu, instead it was listed as "Big Breakfast with pancakes" which is exactly what the Deluxe was...

You know as a kid I remember the Deluxe, and recently I stopped in a McDonalds here only to find that it was not on the menu, instead it was listed as "Big Breakfast with pancakes" which is exactly what the Deluxe was...

You know as a kid I remember the Deluxe, and recently I stopped in a McDonalds here only to find that it was not on the menu, instead it was listed as "Big Breakfast with pancakes" which is exactly what the Deluxe was...

Oh excuse me... double posting my way to 8100 posts.

Seems like you're catching up a lot quicker than I thought

Spoon.... you got a lot of work to do

Also, did a review of a John Lennon doc for that gawker application

http://midnightbreath.kinja.com/john-lennon-love-is-all-you-need-review-1466935471

Also, did a review of a John Lennon doc for that gawker application

http://midnightbreath.kinja.com/john-lennon-love-is-all-you-need-review-1466935471

What kind of cheap company dispenses breath mints four and a half at a time?

Spoon.... you got a lot of work to do
Yeah. I would have a much higher post count if I wasn't such a douchebag (twice) years ago. I decided I wanted my forum name to be associated with only helpful posts, rather than a bunch of off topic content. So I went on a massive self post delete. I did it twice, so I honestly couldn't tell you how many posts I deleted. If I recall correctly, I posted for a few weeks or months in "Seriously OT" #2, before a new thread was started. I believe I deleted most or all of my posts from there, then deleted most of my posts from OT #3, as well as just random not so helpful posts in the rest of the forum. I'm guessing I deleted anywhere from 1000-2000+ posts. Could have been less, but I was high both times I did it. True story.

Damn. I'm really thinking about getting some beer right now. I just don't like getting caught coming home with it, because I don't want my parents thinking I'm an alcoholic. When I get like this, I flip a coin to make my decision. It always tells me to get beer, so I flip again, and it tells me again to buy beer. Maybe I should just buy beer

Damn. I'm really thinking about getting some beer right now. I just don't like getting caught coming home with it, because I don't want my parents thinking I'm an alcoholic. When I get like this, I flip a coin to make my decision. It always tells me to get beer, so I flip again, and it tells me again to buy beer. Maybe I should just buy beer

Yup. Went and got beer. Natty Splatty as a friend likes to call it (apparently it gives him the shits the next day).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/IMG_20131118_220221_zpsa198658c.jpg

Yup. Went and got beer. Natty Splatty as a friend likes to call it (apparently it gives him the shits the next day).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/IMG_20131118_220221_zpsa198658c.jpg

Also, did a review of a John Lennon doc for that gawker application

http://midnightbreath.kinja.com/john-lennon-love-is-all-you-need-review-1466935471
Damn. Very well written.

I'm curious is Mr. Perez, or anyone here, has ever watched Trailer Park Boys on Netflix before? It's a pretty funny show, even though it's Canadian.

Yup. Went and got beer. Natty Splatty as a friend likes to call it (apparently it gives him the shits the next day).
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/IMG_20131118_220221_zpsa198658c.jpg

25oz? WTF?

What kind of cheap company dispenses breath mints four and a half at a time?

Any company that would hire me is definitely falling on tough times. That last half mint went to me as an advance on my salary. I'm due for a bonus payment of a generic gummi bear if I get 5 comments

25oz? WTF?
Hellz 2 tha yea!!! When they switched from 24 to 25oz, a guy saw me buying them and told me he worked at the bottling company. He said he was under the impression we were the only area that got them.

Yeah. I would have a much higher post count if I wasn't such a douchebag (twice) years ago. I decided I wanted my forum name to be associated with only helpful posts, rather than a bunch of off topic content. So I went on a massive self post delete. I did it twice, so I honestly couldn't tell you how many posts I deleted. If I recall correctly, I posted for a few weeks or months in "Seriously OT" #2, before a new thread was started. I believe I deleted most or all of my posts from there, then deleted most of my posts from OT #3, as well as just random not so helpful posts in the rest of the forum. I'm guessing I deleted anywhere from 1000-2000+ posts. Could have been less, but I was high both times I did it. True story.

You know what? I really think I remember when you wiped out a slew of posts from thread #2. I think that was during the era when AF was still part OG members whoring with class and a bunch of post F&F nubes sucking the site dry with their bullshit.

Only OUR bullshit is allowed to drag this site down. You got that nubes!?!? Stay the fuck off our grass as I triple post on you bitches

Only OUR bullshit is allowed to drag this site down. You got that nubes!?!? Stay the fuck off our grass as I triple post on you bitches

Only OUR bullshit is allowed to drag this site down. You got that nubes!?!? Stay the fuck off our grass as I triple post on you bitches

Hellz 2 tha yea!!! When they switched from 24 to 25oz, a guy saw me buying them and told me he worked at the bottling company. He said he was under the impression we were the only area that got them.


SO I think I reached a new level of pothead... I went grocery shopping and came home with peanut butter cookies and coconut pecan cake frosting... with the full intent of putting the two together. And I did. And it was epically delicious.

Hellz 2 tha yea!!! When they switched from 24 to 25oz, a guy saw me buying them and told me he worked at the bottling company. He said he was under the impression we were the only area that got them.


SO I think I reached a new level of pothead... I went grocery shopping and came home with peanut butter cookies and coconut pecan cake frosting... with the full intent of putting the two together. And I did. And it was epically delicious.

You know what? I really think I remember when you wiped out a slew of posts from thread #2. I think that was during the era when AF was still part OG members whoring with class and a bunch of post F&F nubes sucking the site dry with their bullshit.
That is correct Sir. 1st time was right when the whole moderating issues arose, and the 2nd was when the mass exodus occurred. Picking new Moderators sure worked out AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... :crying:

That is correct Sir. 1st time was right when the whole moderating issues arose, and the 2nd was when the mass exodus occurred. Picking new Moderators sure worked out AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... :crying:

Are you crying over spilt moderators?

Damn. Very well written.

I'm curious is Mr. Perez, or anyone here, has ever watched Trailer Park Boys on Netflix before? It's a pretty funny show, even though it's Canadian.

Haven't caught that one. They have a shit ton of Netflix originals out now, and seems they need some people to give reviews and maybe drum up some traffic. I need to be that guy!

25oz? WTF?

I had to shotgun a 25 oz (fucked me up when I saw it) Bud this weekend. I'm ashamed to say I didn't make it all in the first try. Got probably 18 oz before I had to stop and breathe

Are you crying over spilt moderators?
No, I'm crying that this site got so F'd up because moderators left, all shit went to hell, everyone left, then the new moderators left too. So yeah, apparently I am. :biggrin:

But seriously, it bums me out that this site went to shit like that. This sub-section use to be the most active of the entire site, and is now probably the least popular one, other than the rare car sections. All because most of the moderators took off, and the newly appointed moderators were given the reigns, only to take off even quicker. At this point, they might as well just merge the entire Honda/Acura sub-section together.

No, I'm crying that this site got so F'd up because moderators left, all shit went to hell, everyone left, then the new moderators left too. So yeah, apparently I am. :biggrin:

But seriously, it bums me out that this site went to shit like that. This sub-section use to be the most active of the entire site, and is now probably the least popular one, other than the rare car sections. All because most of the moderators took off, and the newly appointed moderators were given the reigns, only to take off even quicker. At this point, they might as well just merge the entire Honda/Acura sub-section together.

Meh, I don't venture out side of this thread, it could be a thriving metropolis out there for all I know.

Haven't caught that one. They have a shit ton of Netflix originals out now, and seems they need some people to give reviews and maybe drum up some traffic. I need to be that guy!

With any luck you'll become famous... maybe even hitler famous.

With any luck you'll become famous... maybe even hitler famous.

So I just purchased my first high end watch. A Breitling Avenger II Seawolf, in yellow and stainless. :D

Haven't caught that one. They have a shit ton of Netflix originals out now, and seems they need some people to give reviews and maybe drum up some traffic. I need to be that guy!
Ohhh, gotcha.

With any luck you'll become famous... maybe even hitler famous.
:sly: On that note... not all people with big noses are Jews, some of us are of French decent. On the other hand, not all of us Germans are racists or Nazis. Please keep this in mind, if your dream comes true.

So I just purchased my first high end watch. A Breitling Avenger II Seawolf, in yellow and stainless. :D
:jerking: My piece of shit HTC Incredible 2 has a DIGITAL clock on it. Step into the 21st Century bro.

:jerking: My piece of shit HTC Incredible 2 has a DIGITAL clock on it. Step into the 21st Century bro.

Watches are classy, step it up, bro.

:jerking: My piece of shit HTC Incredible 2 has a DIGITAL clock on it. Step into the 21st Century bro.

Watches are classy, step it up, bro.

There are still active sections of this site? I assumed we were the last three left running the joint until Amy picks us up from summer camp

Holy fuck I missed a whole chunk of posting.

*tap*
*tap*
this thing is on!?

There are still active sections of this site? I assumed we were the last three left running the joint until Amy picks us up from summer camp

*in Morgan Freeman narrator voice* the other two didn't have the heart to tell Acorn that it was deep into Autumn, and that Amy was not coming...

Watches are classy, step it up, bro.

Fuckin right

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05541.jpg (http://s862.photobucket.com/user/cpitts1183/media/IMAG05541.jpg.html)

So I just purchased my first high end watch. A Breitling Avenger II Seawolf, in yellow and stainless. :D

Very nice selection..... my game has not yet stepped quite to that level

Dam, I took an accidental nap before the football game tonight. I think its time I polish off the last half gram of medical grade goodness over here and watch Mama on cable

Fuckin right

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/IMAG05541.jpg (http://s862.photobucket.com/user/cpitts1183/media/IMAG05541.jpg.html)

I have that same fossil, the one with the yellow crystal.

I have that same fossil, the one with the yellow crystal.

Pound for pound, that might be my favorite watch. The ladies always notice it.... granted I do a fair amount of drinking and gesturing with my left so the yellow can catch the eye. It works though

Wait, do you mean the square one or the round face? One is a Diesel, but I know I got it at the Fossil store. I personally like the round one with the black better. The square one looks nice and classy though when I have my high society clothes on

Wait, do you mean the square one or the round face? One is a Diesel, but I know I got it at the Fossil store. I personally like the round one with the black better. The square one looks nice and classy though when I have my high society clothes on

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/unnamed_zpsa9d49ac7.jpg~original

this one

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fuckin right

...times off by a few hours though

*in Morgan Freeman narrator voice* the other two didn't have the heart to tell Acorn that it was deep into Autumn, and that Amy was not coming...
Fucking hilarious

Fucking hilarious

I missed this in my whoring... and now I'm sad :frown: