SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Comp has been running so well, I dont even wanna venture to any X rated sites for fear of new viruses

lol, stay off those russian sites...

My new legless floating desk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_00000016_zps3f40c8a0.jpg

I can appreciate legless. Figuring out how to sit comfortably at most desks is a pain

I usually dont hit up the russian sites though. I like to be presented with options

If you want the real dirty stuff, you got to go German.

Best german vid ever... the chicken fucker

LOL. I find its getting harder and harder to find really fucked up porn

the truly dirty stuff will find you.... when you least expect it

This is true.

You think I was looking for a clip of a german shepard fucking a woman?? No. Did I turn away?? Of course not

Its Sunday, and there is a two hours Celebrity Apprentice and steak and potatoes...... and Evanka Trump. MmmMMm mmm

(Maybe I wont go on a 3 page whore binge this week)

You think I was looking for a clip of a german shepard fucking a woman?? No. Did I turn away?? Of course not

Told you. GERMAN shepard. They're fucked up over there.

That shit was fucked up indeed.... I'm now remembering how the video ended and it was disturbing. The dog was quite pleased though

Noticed how much fisting porn there is out there now days?

LMAO I can't say that I have.... but there seems to be an increased presence of Indian porn finding me lately

....I suppose with the 8-armed god Krishna, things could get fisty

While I find many Indian girls very pretty, I often imagine them smelling like Mumbai... then I throw up a little.

A google search reveals that I do not know much about Krishna at all

Octofisting... Interesting.

While I find many Indian girls very pretty, I often imagine them smelling like Mumbai... then I throw up a little.

There were two Indian chicks at my job I wanted to defile. One had a so-so face but incredible underface. The other weighs about 85 lbs with a fantastic face.


I have defiled neither

WTF is "underface"?

http://www.zetatalk.com/newsletr/issue936.jpg


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:puke: Jeevus

Props to a kid that changes its own diapers though.

but "underface" is the term we developed at work referencing the first thing your eyes fixate on once you move down from a chicks face.... or the part you never make it past when going from waist to face

I like it.

Well its Monday so, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J02sXuQCOys&feature=share&list=FLLGL1ZB6YsspUGft1QTuA1w

I remember that song but never saw that video. Is that Bone Crushers Hawiian cousin??

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGQK8STMqqIoNpGru_N_KLFd4Z5KVEF Ckh9HefxCl5J-OU1HTt

Songs you tried to forget Mondays:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

I find it odd that I am being invited to a private chat when my profile is set to Invisible


Anybody know of hirschekiss6969 ????

That's your moms Hawaiian cousin.

That can't be. my mom's Hawaiian cousin is way fatter

Touché.....

Life is a bitch, no better yet- a dumb broad.

^one of Wayne's more intelligible "lyrics" from the last two or three years.

And now some of his less intelligible lines:

"And her birthday suit is pajamas…she say I didnt kno your dick was a recliner"

“Hope your barber shop open… cuz we got hair triggers”

“She kissed my ankle when I twist my ankle…she even did anal when she dont do anal. My bitch Im thankful. Lets hold hands…can we?”

Quotes courtesy of Big Ghost FASE aka Phantom Raviolis aka Shampoo Bracelets aka Cocaine Biceps aka Galaxy Knuckles

Lol

My dick is also a recliner...

Checked my bank account this morning, pleasantly surprised to see my income tax return deposited. Wasn't expecting that for another week or two. I think its time for me to take a vacation.

Just got round trip first class tickets from Portland to Dallas for $160. First time I've ever flown first class. :)

$160!! Son of a bitch.... I've been checking for measley coach round trip tix from chicago to Seattle for weeks and its always $350+

Kayak.com. I also took overnight flights, which explains a lot of the price.

I just use bing to find flights.... not 100% sure if they pull from kayak or not, but the search should be wide open. I did notice though that I could get a flight leaving in the next week for about $250. I'm looking for a 9/5 - 9/8 ticket, so maybe in the first week of september I can get a decent deal

Yeah sometimes buying ahead doesn't save you

I got some flip flops that you bake in the oven and they form to your foot. So far.... not very comfortable....

Why in the fuck would somebody call twice, leave a voicemail, and send three text messages over the course of 24 hours and in NONE of them say what the fuck it is they want!?!? Friends, who needs em?

As it turned out, the ever important emergency was......... "what's up on Saturday? Its 420"



This is what happens when your oldest friends have no fucking jobs and therefore no concept of what is an urgent concern.

As it turned out, the ever important emergency was......... "what's up on Saturday? Its 420"



This is what happens when your oldest friends have no fucking jobs and therefore no concept of what is an urgent concern.
WHAT?! Of course it's urgent! 4/20 is only 2 days away. If they didn't contact you before now, then it's absolutely urgent! :tongue:

Lol, You know whats sad- I knew it was April, and I knew Saturday was the 20th (payday) but it didn't even click in my head until I read your post. I have a feeling my upcoming trip to Texas might end my no smoking streak, but as long as I don't start buying it again when I come back I'm good with that.

So I decided to try my E-cigarette tonight. Went and bought a Blu Cig disposable, the "Magnificent Menthol" variety. It was only $9.70 including tax, so I figured I'd give it a try, rather than spending $30-100 on a legit refillable one.

First hit off of it, and it's very strange. My throat and head have been congested for a week or so, so my throat is a little touchy (been coughing and hacking up snot lately). As soon as it hit the back of my throat, I coughed, and I was not expecting that. I used my friends vaporizer once before, and I don't recall feeling anything hit my throat like that. The taste however, is certainly not "Magnificent". There's a tiny hint of mint to it, but it actually has more of a burned (in a bad way) caramel candy taste to it.

Even still, I wish I would have bought these during the winter. I'm getting a nicotine fix right now, inside rather than outside, which is crazy to me. It would have saved me from so many months of freezing my ass off every hour or so.

But really, I'm not sure how much I should be smoking at one time. I usually buy 100's of Newport Blues (Mediums) or Marb Smooths, and smoke half a cig at a time. This Blu Cig thing is apparently 24mg of nicotine, so I'm not sure if that's more or less drag for drag. I'm thinking that the next time I go outside, I'm going to have to actually count the amount of drags I take, for an average time I spend outside smoking. I'm so confused, and getting drunker by the minute...

I also plan on taking this thing apart when it's no longer usable, and see how it works.

Edit: I find it hilarious that there are people who refer to regular cigarettes as "Analog" cigarettes, verse electronic cigarettes. Such a freaking hipster term to use It's always got to be some kind of old = analog and new = digital/electronic/etc.

I say.... go for it.

Our fridge at work is stocked to the brim with champagne and beer. I wish my fridge at home was too.

Edit: I find it hilarious that there are people who refer to regular cigarettes as "Analog" cigarettes, verse electronic cigarettes. Such a freaking hipster term to use It's always got to be some kind of old = analog and new = digital/electronic/etc.

I hear most hipsters like anal-logs.

If you have comcast/xfinity/nbc/verzon (enough parent companies anyone?), don't use their DNS servers. Had it installed and immediatly was unable to access 80% of the internet and youtube videos kept throwing up the snowy "error blah blah goat fucker, try again later". Switched it to use google DNS, nice speedy HD errrrrrrrvery thing.

So because yesterday was 420 and I didnt partake in the herb... I purchased a hookah instead. Been a while since I used one, used to have one a few years ago and gave it away when I moved. I work for middle easterners and they smoke on the regular, so I figured I'd fit in. Kinda enjoy it, however I'm not used to the nicotine light heady nauseated feeling. Blehhh

LOL http://youtu.be/ddgyg_5FF_0


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