SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

http://youtu.be/4SBN_ikibtg

^^ That song was popular for what, a whole week, maybe 9 days? LOL
Never heard the song before, but the video could have certainly made it a hit. All they needed to do was get the chic skipping rope with the orange shorts and jean vest & especially the chic dancing with the jeans and tight orange tank top dancing until 27 seconds into the video, and simply repeat that shit for the entire video. But no, they have the chic skipping rope for a few seconds, again at 3 minutes something (at that point I didnt' pay attentions because the chic with the tank top never appeared again), but nothing else other than that. The directors, or editor, totally F'd that up, for the lame ass song that it is.

http://youtu.be/4SBN_ikibtg

^^ That song was popular for what, a whole week, maybe 9 days? LOL

I had happily forgotten this song existed and its gonna be at least 36 hours before I forget again... dam you

and Im pretty sure Jibbs' mom feels the same way I do.... hasn't spoken to her son since he released that musical stillbirth

We semi talk race on one page and now I got google ads showing me that I can get a free basketball and $3 off an oil change from NAPA.

Does it assume that cause Im black I want a basketball and my car's oil is past its prime??



The fact that both are correct doesn't make it ok. I liked it better when google thought I was white and showed me ads for Asian singles websites

....I think I was supposed to throw one of these in there

:sarcasmsign:

Now its $3 off an oil change and a Chevy Cruz Eco ad....... I havent figured out how to origami that into a race card




yet

Stopped at Dunkin D's for some breakfast and there was a lady that works in HR at my job who I met when I first started (whose name I can't remember) just ahead of me in line... when I order my #8 she tells the cashier she will pay for mine.

She's not exactly in my target age bracket, but not "old" old.... was I sposed to offer her the wang? I always fail at these impromptu situations

I use Ad Block Plus.... no asian singles or oil changes for me.

Maybe she paid because she knows something you don't know.... maybe at the end of the day on the way out your getting nixed and she was doing you a kind favor.

^fuckin spambots are back in this bitch!? FOH

I did consider I might be getting fired though. And considering I might have (hypothetically) spent the entire afternoon working from the bar down the street, I would say its (hypothetically) deserved

Cleaned this living room. Oh right... huge red stain on the carpet. Who needs a security deposit back anyway...

I'm starting a new tradition... songs you had forgotten existed mondays. Bring your A game....

I didn't look at that video yet, but theres no way in hell it makes less sense than this one... but that dam song was catchy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE

Oh snaps son... the video made much more sense than what I had in mind, but I actually do remember this song :ylsuper: <--not really appropriate for the track but fuck it

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and I'm upset I was not consulted in the creation of this list

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I didn't look at that video yet, but theres no way in hell it makes less sense than this one... but that dam song was catchy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPQdZLyHYE

LOL I think you win this round...

And who cant thank Spacehog for getting laid, or at least a blowie behind the gym?

http://youtu.be/dscfeQOMuGw

Although this song got some popularity from Talladega Nights... It still rocks out.

^that one I hadn't heard... despite my numerous viewings of The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

....but something tells me you might already know about this one. Doesn't qualify for Songs You Forgot Existed Mondays cause I didn't know it existed til a few months ago and don't want to ever forget.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W43aQxzjyeM

Aye aye

http://youtu.be/aZcSCT34H84



I need to go tool shopping.

Freaking weird. That Spacehog song was playing on the radio, when I got in the car to come home from a friend's house tonight. I haven't heard it on the radio in probably 15 years. You post the video, and tonight I hear it on the radio? Pretty crazy coincidence.

Ok... today on my way to the same friend's house, the same station was playing Monster Magnet - Space Lord. Though I think they played it a week or 2 ago as well. Bugging out a little now.

Your onto me....

I've decided I need magazines... for the bathroom, and around the house. "mens interest" ... not porn though. Thinking of maybe a subscription to Maxim... any other suggestions?

Well I just ditched my Droid 4 for the Blackberry Z10. So far I like it, very snappy response, facebook is super quick... it lagged forever and ever on android. This is my first non qwerty phone... I do like the predictive "flick" typing on the BB, maybe more so than SWYPE. It is super super light weight though, like I'd say probably half the weight of of my Droid, and I like a heavy phone. But I'll probably get used to it.

I never really got used to Swype. Really, T9 predictave text is all I ever grew to like once they got the learning feature working. I still get got with the autocorrect from time to time with disastrous and/or hillarious consequences

I am slowly growing to hate this HTC of mine though. Battery life keeps dropping and its been real buggy lately. Could be due to or in need of a software update but generally this thing is a disappointment.... conceding that this is the most technologically advanced phone I've ever had

I got an update on my droid about a week before I got this new phone, started warning me that I was sending too many texts too quickly, with no option to turn off that feature. I'm like "fuck this noise, screw you, you little green alien robot trash can".

Picked up an AleSmith Raceway Stout to enjoy with tonight's Gabriel Iglesias special. MMMmmMMmMMMMMMMMmmmmmMMmM MM mm M












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Page 111 BITCHES

I feel like this place is lacking posts. BY EVERYONE

you lazy cock sucking mother fucking ass rat bastards.

I'm getting to page 112 all by myself. I dont need you fuckers. And each time I post, I have to down some beer. So that Means....

With each post, I'm gong to make less and less

sense because i never finished watching Lost.

I would rail Evanka trump with my iron dick.

Like. I would make that girl MOAN

On my Black Snake Moan.

Except my snake is not black snake.

I'd punch Steven Bladwin in the fucking face. With my god damn man fist. 2 pounds of fist right in that cunt. Make him right with God in one smooth swooping knocking ass fucking rope juggling comb over tattoo ink white leather chair knock out.

Lil John on Celebrity Apprentice. Like YEAH!

Evanka Trump.... MMMMM.... I bet she creams golden drops of gypsy tears.

Raceway Stout. Good. I don't believe it is as good as AleSmith (same maker) Horny Devil, which ranks most assuredly in the top 5 beers I've ever consumed. But as a very dark stout, it is very high up there. AleSmith is top notch. How can I not like something with an anvil on the bottle?

We hired a new guy that starts tomorrow, so yesterday I made sure to rub my balls all over his work bench. And took pictures. Just in case he pisses me off in the future, I can be like "hahhaa well... my balls have been all over your work bench. So suck on that...."

112 yet? I done it. I might keep going?

113 is my lucky number.

Actually 7 and....

.... and 12.

MMMM Evanka Trump. I could give her a solid gold butt plug. If she so desired.

i'm drunkish. and I have a car servered in 10 minutes

BUT they called me and said "the person before you is running an hour late" so my reservation has been moved from 12-3 to 1-4

so I'm going to go wait for the person who is late

and punch them in the mother fucking cunt

I might go to jail tonight

for either driving drunk

or punching a mother fucker in the cunt

Funny story

In Texas, you could have like 10+ DWIs before losing your license