SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Last year I only made it til about 5pm and had to pass the fuck out or else end up probably arrested and covered in my breakfast. Turns out my stomach doesn't appreciate being filled with vodka for 10 hours and then doused in brandy.

Buzz and maintain my friend.... Buzz and maintain...

I think I might celebrate without beer.

I did that for the past 2.5 years.. time to catch up

What am I thinking... gas station by my house has 18 packs of Rolling Rock for $10. Green cans... just be a sign from god.

Do it to it! Although that stuff you posted last night looked very good....

That stuff is great, I think I paid about $12 a bottle for it though. Its only available once a year for a few months. I'd recommend anything by Anchorage Brewing, never had anything bad from them. On weekends I tend to drink through out the day, so that could get expensive lol.

Yeah, I'm not a beer person... so drinking through the day might be dangerous

I need a beer RIGHT NOW. ugh... 4.5 more hours... right...

I'm drinking a dp.... wishing there was more in it though

Are you saying dp is not fulfilling to you? You need more dp to satisfy you?

Jesus, you people drink early. I can't possibly start drinking until 9PM, at the earliest. Usually I don't start drinking until 10-10:30PM. I've never been able to get a buzz and maintain it for hours. If I start drinking slowly, I eventually just get to the point where I'm tired and want to take a nap, rather than just relax with it. I've simply never been able to do it. If I'm going to start drinking, I either have to have 1 beer and stop, or I have to drink until I'm drunk. If I get drunk, it's close to pass out/go to bed time. There's just no middle ground for me. On the other hand, when I smoked, I could smoke all day long, whether it was just getting a little bit of a buzz all day long, or getting couch imbedding stoned all day long, with no problem.

I had 3 and called it a night. I remember once in college going to buy beer with buddies at 8am, then going back again at noon, then going back twice more before the day was over. In other news, this weekend marks 3 weeks without weed, which is the longest I've went in a good 3 years or so probably.

So I'm "back" into the car scene except it's not Honda anymore. I've decided to purchase an '07 MazdaSpeed 6 and so far I love this car. I already ordered ATP downpipe and getting a custom 3 inch cat back installed along with Cobb Access Port. My first turbo car and awd.

Nobody cares mellowhore.

Nobody cares mellowhore.

.....You big POS.


You should watch that movie Fire with Fire. I don't know if I texted you that already.

So I'm "back" into the car scene except it's not Honda anymore. I've decided to purchase an '07 MazdaSpeed 6 and so far I love this car. I already ordered ATP downpipe and getting a custom 3 inch cat back installed along with Cobb Access Port. My first turbo car and awd.

Cool, did it have the clutch pedal fixed?

Cool, did it have the clutch pedal fixed?

Are you talking about the recall? I don't think my car had that issue.

Are you talking about the recall? I don't think my car had that issue.

Yes, I knew a couple cars that didn't fall into the recall but still had the issue, they bitched enough and got it fixed. But if you don't have the issue, that's awesome. Those are fun cars

Yes, I knew a couple cars that didn't fall into the recall but still had the issue, they bitched enough and got it fixed. But if you don't have the issue, that's awesome. Those are fun cars


Thanks! I'm having a blast with this car! Although I do miss my CRX Si that I sold 10 years ago. Time flies by so fast!

Celebrity Apprentice time. I think it may be beer time too...

As much as I'd like to trash you for that viewing choice, I can't... cause I wasted another hour of life with the latest two episodes of Californication this evening. I really hope they don't get another season cause I just know I'll watch it.


Same with Walking Dead. Fuck that show right now.... and yet I still watch every week.

Hypothetically, I could actually enjoy myself more by watching that Mindy Kaling show...... hypothetically. Cause for a grown man to admit ever watching The Mindy Project is basically the same as admitting you got a tramp stamp while waiting for the Navy seamen to come into port.

Lol gotta love dirty habits.


Besides, Celebrity Apprentice has Latoya Jackson... and she's like a slightly more masculine black version of Michael Jackson... and who can't appreciate that?

Besides, Celebrity Apprentice has Latoya Jackson... and she's like a slightly more masculine black version of Michael Jackson... and who can't appreciate that?

Joe Jackson....

I guess I don't get the reference. So I'm going to drink to that. *chink*

Also, if you do it just right, you can place a beer can on top of a 32oz Gatorade bottle... and pick up the Gatorade bottle with the beer can. .....like magic.

So you practice witch craft but aren't familiar with the pure evil that is "Papa" Joe Jackson? .....clearly some sort of trick.

I do still pull the 12 oz can balancing trick though. The one where you drink it down to about 1/3 full and balance it on the corner of the can. Still amazes 5 year olds

Letting the 6 year old drink the top 2/3rds is even more amusing....

Thats really irresponsible..... if they didn't put up some cash then you can't let em have more than half. That teaches them bad habits about sharing and fiscal accountability.

Touche'

Might buy sim city so I can be god.

Who am I kidding, if I'm going to be god, all I'm going to do use my xray vision to see some titties.

who's a fan of tittie bars?

Fact: Portland Fucking Oregon has more titty bars per capita than any other city.

fact. The titty bar down from my apartment has a fish tank wall with piranhas.

Fact. The non titty, regular bar down from my apartment is called Pub at the End of the Universe.

Fact. That is a Douglas Adams reference.

I do love titties.... and I love titty bars slightly less. I prefer to have access to titties for free but women aren't as enthusiastic on the street when I get lost in their cleavage.

If I were god, I think I would opt for the power of invisibility rather than xray vision. That way I could get my creep on and the ladies would be none the wiser. If I just have the xray they will wonder why I won't stop starting "at" their sweater/winter coat/kevlar vest

Anyone remember the ads in the back of comic books for x-ray glasses, and it shows a boy wearing them and he sees the bones in his hands, but sees through the shirt of the girl across the way? I guess they're selective power....

Payday week. Which means- New tattoo week.

First time I'm getting color, all my others are either black or white.

Anyone remember the ads in the back of comic books for x-ray glasses, and it shows a boy wearing them and he sees the bones in his hands, but sees through the shirt of the girl across the way? I guess they're selective power....

Hellz yes I do.... if I wasn't such a shitty saver I would have ordered some. Then sometime around 1990 I realized that they couldn't possibly be real.

Although by 1995 I had developed my 6th sense which is the ability to see through numerous layers of shirts to check out the numerous sizes and shapes of bullseye beneath. Some are more difficult than others, but if I put my mind to it I will succeed

It makes the job easier when there are guideposts to help me locate due north. I'm pretty sure the reason Friends stayed on the air so long is because of Rachel and her constantly visible guideposts

First time I'm getting color, all my others are either black or white.

I have one with color and almost immediately ruined it by working out in the summer sun without my ointment for about 6 hours. I could get it touched up, but would rather get a fresh one.

King of all color tats
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I'm not sure exactly when he started this transformation, but when he came in the league in 2001 he looked like this

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Would you rather be

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OR

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Would you rather be

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OR

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.... Is there a both or combo option?

This will be my first "visible" tattoo. I have stars on my forearms but they are white ink, so you don't see them unless you look directly at them. Then my leg tattoo is very visible, but I'm normally always wearing jeans so you don't usually see it. Then the ones on the soles of my feet... well they're on the soles of my feet so you don't really see them lol.

Soles of your feet? Never heard of that one before... does it say "Piyoww" to match the sound effect when you kick somebody in the face?

One of the guys that did one of my tats did a star on the palm of his hand just for the hell of it. I was disappointed to learn it didn't give him Power Ranger-like abilities

Yeah, I have a star in the arch of each foot. Very faded stars lol. I want a diamond in the palm of my hand...

Star Date: 8675309 Central Standard Time AD

IIIIIIII've given into hunger and consumed a turkey and bacon sandwich... a giant chocolate M&M cookie... and a (fourth) glass of lemonade........ right before I pass out. All sensors indicate I will pay for this in the morning.

I'm as worried about tonight's decision as I was Saturday night's decision to not strap up before getting carnal with a drunken woman of loose morals

.....but both were so worth it in the short term

I just had one of the worst beers of my life.... Coincidentally a coworker gave it to me, and its the lowest score I've ever seen on BeerAdvocate.

It can't be worse than my favorite shit beer, Beer 30 O'Clock

Oh but it is. 15% alcohol. Fortified like a mofo. Someone punch me in the gut so I'll puke?