SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Mother eff..... how is it that a seemingly healthy 29 year old guy can throw out his back by just leaning over to wash his hands in the bathroom??

In case you were wondering, that 29 year old is me

Fuck spinal columns. They suck

Want me to make you a gold one?

I would love that. Maybe some nice platinum trim toward the bottom would be nice

One spinal column with platinum tramp stamp, you got it buddy.

On a related note... I have a friend (male) that has a Turtle tramp stamp... Also found out hes having a kid, and it passed through my mind that one day this kid will see this and ask "dad, are you a stripper?" Har Har Har

Wait a minute... this guy has a tramp stamp of a turtle or does is there a male classification of tramp stamp known as "turtle stamp" that I don't know about??

I can only imagine one area you could get a tattoo and call it your turtle stamp...... ouch

In completely unrelated news, I moved my ish into my moms house today and a part of me died in the process. What was once "my old room" is just "my room" again. On the plus side, it sure feels good to know I have an extra $750 this month

I moved home before, with my two girls. Made me feel like shit, but I was stable, and the kids were safe.

And yeah, WTF is a turtle tramp stamp?

Long term, the move back to moms is a good one. Short term, I have to readjust to the mom's house lifestyle while desperately trying to figure out what a turtle tramp stamp is :confused:

Lol Its a tramp stamp of a turtle. His nickname is turtle and apparently when he was like 14 he got his buddy to give him a tattoo of a turtle... in the tramp stamping location. He was too young to realize that may have not been the best spot lol.

In completely unrelated news, I moved my ish into my moms house today and a part of me died in the process. What was once "my old room" is just "my room" again. On the plus side, it sure feels good to know I have an extra $750 this month

Ive done that once. This time around, my ish is in a storage unit, and im staying on a friends couch... (parents are another state away)

I cant wait to move out west.

<-- Turns 32 next week, and still lives with his parents. So don't feel bad.

Now only if I could convince them to let me grow some herb in the basement, and I'd be out of here in 6 months.

<< 27, has a $1000/mo apartment. Wish my mom lived closer to where I work....

So to make this move even better, I can't fit my couch or box spring into the basement so I get to camp out on a smaller couch (insufficient for a 6'5" guy) until I figure out how to outsmart the small stairwell guarding my new digs.

Step one: locate wall. Step two: eradicate wall (seek advice from Berlin if needed). Step three: Enjoy box spring and under ground balcony.... with access to sunlight, and dirt....

Ahhh so that's how its done. Well let me return the advice by telling you that if its been ridiculously rainy, you do NOT want to pull your car up on the back lawn to shorten your trips while unloading the shit you couldn't fit in the moving truck..... I don't care if you think your AWD will help, cause it will only ensure you get all your wheels spun down into the dirt.



.......................hypothetically

hahah.... Shur Acorn got stuck in the mud. Did your girlfriend pull you out with her barbie jeep?

So... my thumb that was sliced open over a week ago, is now infected. I'm pissed. I pulled off the bandage yesterday morning, because it was hurting a little where the adhesive was. The cut looked completely healed, unlike the evening before, but my knuckle was red and white. Figured it was just from the band-aid being on for so long and lack of air. Today it's just full of puss and infection. Awesome.

Who needs em anyway...... once you've mastered the art of the thumbless wank then opposable thumbs become completely overrated

hahah.... Shur Acorn got stuck in the mud. Did your girlfriend pull you out with her barbie jeep?

I wish..... I'm gonna be calling this afternoon to get my ish pulled out of the 4-inch icy mud rut that I worked it into. If they send some chick with a perfect body shape but no holes for me to violate then it would fit right in with how my week has gone.

Who needs em anyway...... once you've mastered the art of the thumbless wank then opposable thumbs become completely overrated


"thumbless wank"

Eh. I'm not too concerned about thumbless wanking, as I would be about not being able to use the right analog stick and buttons on my PS3 controller. Priorities man, priorities (aka I do have another hand with a healthy thumb :D).

I'm tellin you its the future of sexual depravity. Its not for rookie wankers though, you need at least 10 years under your belt

Eh. I'm not too concerned about thumbless wanking, as I would be about not being able to use the right analog stick and buttons on my PS3 controller. Priorities man, priorities (aka I do have another hand with a healthy thumb :D).

lol, I purchased a ps3, logged a good... 15 hours on it.... used it for netflix.... used it to collect dust..... traded it for a fat sack, never looked back.

I'm tellin you its the future of sexual depravity. Its not for rookie wankers though, you need at least 10 years under your belt

Please, I had 10 years experience by the time I was 13.

lol, I purchased a ps3, logged a good... 15 hours on it.... used it for netflix.... used it to collect dust..... traded it for a fat sack, never looked back.

Speaking of fat sacks, I spent much of my free time this weekend trying to figure out a way to enjoy the chiba in moms place only to have my sister tell me that every method failed and I was stinking up the house. Until the warm weather returns this will be my top priority

Sister you say?? A/S/L/WTGDT?

A: too young
S: none for you
L: the other side of my dead body
WTGDT: uhhhhh...... No

Speaking of fat sacks, I spent much of my free time this weekend trying to figure out a way to enjoy the chiba in moms place only to have my sister tell me that every method failed and I was stinking up the house. Until the warm weather returns this will be my top priority
Here's what I do (or did until I quit a week ago). I smoke out of a glass pipe with a carb. I always put out the pipe with my thumb, immediately after every hit (best to do as soon as you take your other thumb off the carb). From doing for so many years, my thumbs are callused over, but it certainly did hurt doing it this way at the beginning. Then I just blow the smoke into a toilet paper roll stuffed with 3+ dryer sheets. The smoke come out smelling like dryer sheet. Works pretty well for me, except for really stinky stuff.

Otherwise, might want to think about investing in a vaporizer. For less than $100 you should be able to find a decent one at your local head shop, or buy one online for cheaper.

My vape was $400. Its just not the same as smoking though :/

I bought a vape for cheap online ($40) but don't like it. Mine burns too hot and has no temp control so I might get a better one.

I considered the toilet paper roll with dryer sheets but I really doubt the stink will be supressed that way.... or at least not enough to keep me off the radar. I suppose this is where I'm supposed to finally give it up but that's the least likely choice I'd make.

Just do it outside?

until it stops looking like this outside, then I'm gonna be looking for alternatives

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I could use the garage and then use some automotive something or other to cover it up.... the smell of spray paint pretty much covers anything

Carb cleaner. And Bonus, if you spray it before, during, and after smoking, you're likely to catch a buzz from it also.

Sounds like I could just spray it on my spliff and see where it takes me..... before it takes me to the ER


Side note: how great is the word "spliff"?? Thanks Jamaica

American Top Gear is sad....

I remember one time me and my buddy were in my garage back in Texas, and I had this metal bowl with a brake rotor laid on top of it, and if you sprayed carb cleaner in it then sparked it up it shot out a huge fire jet. well we were doing that one night and I tried to light it and it didnt go off, so I lean over and look down into the hole... flooof.... there goes my eye brows. Good times.

American Top Gear is sad....

Very. I watched a few episodes cause they do have interesting cars but that crew of morons is unbearable. The cheesy fake "reality" and scripted banter makes me sick. They still doing that shit where guest celebrities do time trials? That was the best concept they had but it wasn't nearly enough to make me a fan.

I remember one time me and my buddy were in my garage back in Texas, and I had this metal bowl with a brake rotor laid on top of it, and if you sprayed carb cleaner in it then sparked it up it shot out a huge fire jet. well we were doing that one night and I tried to light it and it didnt go off, so I lean over and look down into the hole... flooof.... there goes my eye brows. Good times.

Fire games are fun for all ages. I've never burned off eyebrows or anything (cause I'm a pro.... ya rookie) but some time in middle school me and my then partner in crime were doing the hairspray blowtorch in his room like any sensible 12 year olds. Things were cool up until I sprayed the spray and fire came out of it without the lighter. We weren't the best science students but we were pretty sure that meant the aerosol can in my hand was soon to explode..... and I still don't know why it didn't.

Then there was the time I thought it would be cool to light trees on fire as I walked home. What a fucking arsonist asshole I was :disappoin

...just for clarification, my arbor arson attempts failed. Living trees need more than a Zippo and some notebook paper to be taken out.

...just for clarification, my arbor arson attempts failed. Living trees need more than a Zippo and some notebook paper to be taken out.

And you call me a rookie?

Would you guys like to meet my family?

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We're an awkward bunch... we get along pretty well though. Except for one, one of them is a bastard that I hate. With a passion.

Lol sorry, didn't realize the pictures were huge.

Sweet baby Jesus. How many do you need?! I gave up on buying ornate ones like those (not that anything I bought was ever more than $40), because I broke them all the time. Cheap $20 or less ones are all I'll buy.

Is that one in the 6th pic down a dual carb? Definitely some nice pipes man.

Eff.... Android browser is giving me the blue ? box so ill have to check it out on my comp at work which seems like a dicey proposition. Dicey, but happening.

I have only one "family member" I would show off. He is 18-in tall, frosty red, and has the face of Bob Marley. Nothing fancy really. My other stuff (pipe, hookah, vape) is pretty cheap.

Oh snaps, pics show up now. Very nice sir. Surprised you don't have (or aren't showing) a bong -err "water pipe" ....silly head shop paranoid lingo

Godamm... I wasn't gonna smoke tonight but now I really wanna take some hits and watch my latest Netflix disc.

Decisions decisions

Glad I didn't burn the last of my shit last night after looking at your smokers porn. It rained overnight and then froze over in the morning, so Chicago is basically a giant sheet of ice today. I dam near died walking from the train to my office this morning, so I deserve an evening of chiba.

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Lol, There are actually two missing from those pictures... presumably they're either in the couch or the bathroom. I do have a bo...water pipe, just didnt picture it. Also have a vaporizer and a water chiller for the vaporizer.

Thats not a duel carb, its just a crappy job of poking the carb hole, thats one of my least favorite pipes, thats why it looks unused- hasnt been used since the last time I cleaned them lol. 8th down is my all the time pipe, very heavy, quiet large, fits my grubby hands excellently. Most all are local blown thick heavy glass. I have a pipe buying addiction, and I usually buy them in pairs... not sure why that is... but I feel like each pipe should have a mate, and if one of them is broken you either retire the mate forever, or use it exclusively for a while out of remembrance.

Man oh man am I a weakling. Went to the bar after work and had only 4 or 5 beers (Greenbush Anger Black IPA). I was fine last night, but this morning I was way hung the fuck over. I just now am getting back to normal.

Thankfully I have that last reserve of chiba to pull me the rest of the way out of the hangover.

Well the problem is your drinking an IPA... which is disgusting. Your brain is getting back at you for making such poor beer decisions.

I wish I knew enough about brews to know why IPAs are death. If I don't have a beer advisor on hand, I just go with whatever has the highest percentage

random post

INTRUDER ALERT!!!!

....oh wait, I kinda recognize this guy. Give him to the gimp :boink:

The Boxer: You okay man?
Marcellus Wallace: Naw man... I'm pretty faaaar from fuckin okay

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So I am taking an online driver safety course (right turned on red when I thought nobody important was looking). I understand why the cost for tickets is so high, gotta raise revenue. But WHYYY do I have to sit a wait while the computer assumes that it takes me a full 4 seconds to read every word they put on the screen before I can click "continue"!?!?

And what's the deal with airline food!?!?!?