SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Month: Feburarrrararary. We hold massive party for roommate.

I've spied my neighbor, two doors up. First semester- noobie- if you will. I strike up conversation, because I was of course wasted.

I've spied my neighbor, two doors up. First semester- noobie- if you will. I strike up conversation, because I was of course wasted.

Things go great. Instant chemistry.

Things go great. Instant chemistry.

The next week, party at their place (two doors down). Shes wasted, things go well. No fucky/sucky but well.

The next week, party at their place (two doors down). Shes wasted, things go well. No fucky/sucky but well.

Things progress, we hang out a lot. Enter the next week.

Things progress, we hang out a lot. Enter the next week.

I man up, ask her out.

I man up, ask her out.

She turns me down. "I don't want to be in a relationship".

She turns me down. "I don't want to be in a relationship".

Two days later, she asks to suck my dick, then we fuck.

Two days later, she asks to suck my dick, then we fuck.

First few times are normal. Then things start getting interesting.

First few times are normal. Then things start getting interesting.

She likes it hard... and risky. We fuck in the living room a lot, because we never know when her roommate will walk in. We kinda like it that way.

She likes it hard... and risky. We fuck in the living room a lot, because we never know when her roommate will walk in. We kinda like it that way.

We sever the lamp cord with the futon from fucking on it. hard. shot sparks across the floor.

We sever the lamp cord with the futon from fucking on it. hard. shot sparks across the floor.

First time she squirted.

First time she squirted.

She was crazy bitch. Came out slow at first.

She was crazy bitch. Came out slow at first.

Little things, like "choke me", say 1000 words.

Little things, like "choke me", say 1000 words.

Do you take head to the crazy journey that is ahead, or steer blindly into the madness?

do you take head to the crazy journey that is ahead, or steer blindly into the madness?

full steam ahead 'captain!

full steam ahead 'captain!

Things progressively get crazy. She tells me she has a desire to be tied up.

Things progressively get crazy. She tells me she has a desire to be tied up.

I learn all this asian rope bondage shit. Tie her ass up. Fuck the living god damn shit out of her.

I learn all this asian rope bondage shit. Tie her ass up. Fuck the living god damn shit out of her.

She likes slapping. Sometimes I'll be tearing up those sweet sugar walls and she'll pull free and turn around and slap the shit out of me. Hard.

She likes slapping. Sometimes I'll be tearing up those sweet sugar walls and she'll pull free and turn around and slap the shit out of me. Hard.

I kinda like it. Makes me mad.

I kinda like it. Makes me mad.

And when I get mad, I grab her hips and fuck the god damn living fucking hell of out that bitch.

And when I get mad, I grab her hips and fuck the god damn living fucking hell of out that bitch.

Pull her hair. All that shit.

Pull her hair. All that shit.

She hates the taste of cum, but loves to deep throat. Go figure, I combine her love and her hate.

She hates the taste of cum, but loves to deep throat. Go figure, I combine her love and her hate.

Make her gag, hold her nose, throw that shit, good times.

Make her gag, hold her nose, throw that shit, good times.

Things are heating up, in the bedroom, and out. We are always together.

Things are heating up, in the bedroom, and out. We are always together.

General consensus is we are "together".

General consensus is we are "together".

We fight.

We fight.

A lot.

A lot.

Things heat up. We fight, we fuck, we fight, we fuck.

Things heat up. We fight, we fuck, we fight, we fuck.

The more we fight, the better we fuck.

The more we fight, the better we fuck.

Few months in. Things are great/horrible. Good are great, bads are hell.

Few months in. Things are great/horrible. Good are great, bads are hell.

I still want something more, shes still happy with nothing more.

I still want something more, shes still happy with nothing more.

Spring break comes.

We take a road trip, together alone. Go to some caves in New Mexico. Stay at her parents place in west Texas.

We take a road trip, together alone. Go to some caves in New Mexico. Stay at her parents place in west Texas.

We take a road trip, together alone. Go to some caves in New Mexico. Stay at her parents place in west Texas.

We take a road trip, together alone. Go to some caves in New Mexico. Stay at her parents place in west Texas.

Got a blow job in her dads hot tub. Did I mention shes much younger than me?

Got a blow job in her dads hot tub. Did I mention shes much younger than me?

I guess I should bring up a little about her at this point.

I guess I should bring up a little about her at this point.

Shes just turned 19. She did not go to high school.

Shes just turned 19. She did not go to high school.


At a young age she was diagnosed as bipolar. Hardcore.

At a young age she was diagnosed as bipolar. Hardcore.

She had scars up and down her arms where she had tried to kill herself, multiple times. She spent her teenage years in mental institutions.

She had scars up and down her arms where she had tried to kill herself, multiple times. She spent her teenage years in mental institutions.

I guess this somewhat explains her sexual behavior.

I guess this somewhat explains her sexual behavior.

Very amazing person.

Very amazing person.

Fell in love. all that jazz.

Fell in love. all that jazz.

Flashback. She still has the same interest. Not interested.

Flashback. She still has the same interest. Not interested.

Things go up.

Things go up.

Things go down.

Things go down.

Things go all around.

Things go all around.

About this time... well it looks like we are going to live together over the summer, I'm going to come back in the fall to finish up my last semester.

About this time... well it looks like we are going to live together over the summer, I'm going to come back in the fall to finish up my last semester.

Oh but wait. Bipolar kicks the fuck in.

Oh but wait. Bipolar kicks the fuck in.

All plans go to hell. Fuck her, fuck you, fuck me, fuck that girl on craiglist, and fuck your god damn fucking christmas tree!

All plans go to hell. Fuck her, fuck you, fuck me, fuck that girl on craiglist, and fuck your god damn fucking christmas tree!

Fists through the door #FistsThroughTheDoor #NoSecurityDepositBack

Fists through the door #FistsThroughTheDoor #NoSecurityDepositBack

So I change plans, enroll in summer classes, so I can be done and go before she comes back.


EDIT: 8000!!!.... guess the story story will have to stop here.

I also hate words that end in "-iveness"

I opened this reply window probably 20 hours ago.... I'm sure I had something important to say at the time

I opened this reply window probably 20 hours ago.... I'm sure I had something important to say at the time

Holy cow pies, Batman! There's been a whorefest in here!!

anyone get that reference? No? Ok....

Did you know Jane Fonda don't have a motor in the back of her Honda??

Did you know Jane Fonda don't have a motor in the back of her Honda??

...which may not be too surprising since I don't think Honda has ever produced a rear mounted engine... but we know for dam sure Jane Fonda doesn't have one if they did.

So I change plans, enroll in summer classes, so I can be done and go before she comes back.


EDIT: 8000!!!.... guess the story story will have to stop here.

Never seen such a whoreing spree that stops with a To Be Continued.... how dare you

What of this Jackson character?

Why was this chick living in student housing when she didn't even go to high school?

Did those two guys in the bar shoot up Tony and his family at the end of the Sopranos?