SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Well, they still haven't found the damn thing. They better find the damn thing soon. It snowed here the past 2 days (they called off the search because of it), but they still have had over a week to find it. I don't care if I lost something the size of a d-series engine in the damn lake, if it's worth millions of dollars, I'll search for that damn thing night and day until I got it. I bet the Canadians got it, and will build their own, to drop canadian bacon and maple syrup, instead of bombs.

As a founding member of the Church of Conspiracy Nutz, I've learned how these things play out... the drone was never really lost. It was snatched out of the sky by aliens and is now on Alpha Centauri VII

As a founding member of the Church of Conspiracy Nutz, I've learned how these things play out... the drone was never really lost. It was snatched out of the sky by aliens and is now on Alpha Centauri VII

heh, a legit quote with a triple post. That's great.

As a founding member of the Church of Conspiracy Nutz, I've learned how these things play out... the drone was never really lost. It was snatched out of the sky by aliens and is now on Alpha Centauri VII

.... I just posted, it returned to the forum as if everything were OK... but my post is no where to be found....

heh, a legit quote with a triple post. That's great.

Oh.... there it is.... it was hiding...

Oh.... there it is.... it was hiding...

Its the fyyyynulll countdown!!!

Its the fyyyynulll countdown!!!

Will there be Furries?

Will there be Furries?

God I hope so

God I hope so

I'm with you there...

Those are the people that like to dress up as mascots and :boink: right?

Those are the people that like to dress up as mascots and :boink: right?

Word on the street is that you and Pierre the Pelican are going to :boink:

Word on the street is that you and Pierre the Pelican are going to :boink:

"going to"????? pfffftttttt

"going to"????? pfffftttttt

Have you watched this late night game show on Comedy Central called @Midnight?

Have you watched this late night game show on Comedy Central called @Midnight?

Hadn't heard of it but I'll check it out....... it better be On Demand... Fuckin Comcast likes to hold out

Hadn't heard of it but I'll check it out....... it better be On Demand... Fuckin Comcast likes to hold out

I tried to search the show and didnt initially think to use "At"

Hadn't heard of it but I'll check it out....... it better be On Demand... Fuckin Comcast likes to hold out

It might be. It ran for a month in pilot mode, got picked up, new episodes to arrive in January. Its features 3 comedians (change daily, but some of the better ones such as Doug Benson, that are somewhat regulars). Pretty funny show, if your mood enhanced. There was lots of Pierre the Pelican talk... in a very annoying accent... by the host. Funny nonetheless.


And Goddamnit Drunk History better be returning with new episodes!

It might be. It ran for a month in pilot mode, got picked up, new episodes to arrive in January. Its features 3 comedians (change daily, but some of the better ones such as Doug Benson, that are somewhat regulars). Pretty funny show, if your mood enhanced. There was lots of Pierre the Pelican talk... in a very annoying accent... by the host. Funny nonetheless.


And Goddamnit Drunk History better be returning with new episodes!

I was told by multiple people to check out Drunk History and never got around to it. I need a list like netflix

I was told by multiple people to check out Drunk History and never got around to it. I need a list like netflix

But I have been keeping up with Key & Peele (affirmative TV action). FUnny shit most of the time

I was told by multiple people to check out Drunk History and never got around to it. I need a list like netflix

It was somewhat hit or miss, as some of the comedians were not all that funny when drunk, but some of the stories were great. Also very funny when "mood enhanced"....


And I just googled it- Drunk History, Key and Peele, and BrickleBerry all got picked up for new seasons.

It was somewhat hit or miss, as some of the comedians were not all that funny when drunk, but some of the stories were great. Also very funny when "mood enhanced"....


And I just googled it- Drunk History, Key and Peele, and BrickleBerry all got picked up for new seasons.

I never tried to watch Brickleberry. I think I got burnt out on Tosh in general after a while. Then I saw his stand up on his last tour and it was just ok

I never tried to watch Brickleberry. I think I got burnt out on Tosh in general after a while. Then I saw his stand up on his last tour and it was just ok

Same, I stopped watching .0 regularly probably two years ago, Brickleberry is not half bad though. Has a cute little bear... and a black guy... maybe he's trying to be Seth Mcfarland now that I write that out loud...

Same, I stopped watching .0 regularly probably two years ago, Brickleberry is not half bad though. Has a cute little bear... and a black guy... maybe he's trying to be Seth Mcfarland now that I write that out loud...

Shit...... you got something there. The similarities are eerie right down to the questionable fondness for lovin of the man butt

Shit...... you got something there. The similarities are eerie right down to the questionable fondness for lovin of the man butt

Speaking of fondness of man butt... How do you feel about the frs/brz?

Speaking of fondness of man butt... How do you feel about the frs/brz?

I think we are obligated to mention cars every few pages... something in the constitution recommending it.

Speaking of fondness of man butt... How do you feel about the frs/brz?

I've always had a soft spot for the odd pancake engine, but not that styling. Then again, I'm not fond of the styling of a lot of new models

I've always had a soft spot for the odd pancake engine, but not that styling. Then again, I'm not fond of the styling of a lot of new models

I had the same feeling about the new RX-7 and the rotary. I always root for the underdog engine

I've always had a soft spot for the odd pancake engine, but not that styling. Then again, I'm not fond of the styling of a lot of new models

I'm kinda the opposite. I think they look great, but are significantly underpowered. I mean they put like 140hp to the wheels (probably more... but at some unusable rpm range I'm sure) and are designed to break the wheels loose anytime a frog farts within 2 miles.


I want one...


.... BUT

There are already like 30,000 of them roaming Portland. They're breeding like rabbits.

I'm kinda the opposite. I think they look great, but are significantly underpowered. I mean they put like 140hp to the wheels (probably more... but at some unusable rpm range I'm sure) and are designed to break the wheels loose anytime a frog farts within 2 miles.


I want one...


.... BUT

There are already like 30,000 of them roaming Portland. They're breeding like rabbits.


Granted those motors have great potential. But why buy a brand new car then put 10k into it? If your buying something brand new, buy something faster.

I'm kinda the opposite. I think they look great, but are significantly underpowered. I mean they put like 140hp to the wheels (probably more... but at some unusable rpm range I'm sure) and are designed to break the wheels loose anytime a frog farts within 2 miles.


I want one...


.... BUT

There are already like 30,000 of them roaming Portland. They're breeding like rabbits.

Oh yeah the engine is weak as tap water but I just like things that go against the norm.

let your freak flag fly

I just like things that go against the norm.

let your freak flag fly

Explains the collection of dead transvestites in your basement....

Explains the collection of dead transvestites in your basement....

Better than being caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Credit to whatever politician I stole that from

Better than being caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

Credit to whatever politician I stole that from

*applause*

*applause*

When a message really strikes home, I remember it.

When a message really strikes home, I remember it.

What? Its time to go home? I can agree with that.... too bad I still have an hour left.

Speaking of fondness of man butt... How do you feel about the frs/brz?
Fuck those cars, they are too damn hard to work on, and Subaru's are pains-in-the-fucking-ass to work on in general (Subaru Boxer engines I mean). I found the factory service manual online months ago. You have to take off 2 plastic panels from the bottom ("splash guards"), take off the front part of the exhaust that attaches to the headers, unbolt the engine mounts, and lift the fucking engine up, etc, etc... to change the god damn spark plugs. I truly wish I was joking, but I am not. There were around 8 pages in the manual just for changing the spark plugs. Absolute nonsense. I appreciate Toyota's & Subrau's efforts, and I'd certainly love to test drive one, but for that fact alone... fuck that.

Good luck with a DIY timing belt job, with those damn Subaru boxer engines. You need special tools to line up the cams, once you take off the timing belt. The cams immediately move, as they should because of the force from the valve springs, but there are 4 of them, instead of 2 cams like a Honda. Then be prepared to count the amount of teeth on the timing belt every freaking side & corner, when replacing it, to make sure it's timed properly. Serious pain in the ass.

Fuck those cars, they are too damn hard to work on, and Subaru's are pains-in-the-fucking-ass to work on in general (Subaru Boxer engines I mean). I found the factory service manual online months ago. You have to take off 2 plastic panels from the bottom ("splash guards"), take off the front part of the exhaust that attaches to the headers, unbolt the engine mounts, and lift the fucking engine up, etc, etc... to change the god damn spark plugs. I truly wish I was joking, but I am not. There were around 8 pages in the manual just for changing the spark plugs. Absolute nonsense. I appreciate Toyota's & Subrau's efforts, and I'd certainly love to test drive one, but for that fact alone... fuck that.

Good luck with a DIY timing belt job, with those damn Subaru boxer engines. You need special tools to line up the cams, once you take off the timing belt. The cams immediately move, as they should because of the force from the valve springs, but there are 4 of them, instead of 2 cams like a Honda. Then be prepared to count the amount of teeth on the timing belt every freaking side & corner, when replacing it, to make sure it's timed properly. Serious pain in the ass.

Your just a bitter little fuck, aren't you?

You have to take off 2 plastic panels from the bottom ("splash guards"), take off the front part of the exhaust that attaches to the headers, unbolt the engine mounts, and lift the fucking engine up, etc, etc... to change the god damn spark plugs. I truly wish I was joking, but I am not. There were around 8 pages in the manual just for changing the spark plugs. Absolute nonsense.

Are you fucking serious!?!? (of course you are)

Until this, the most ridiculous story I knew of for simple maintenance was having to carve up the engine bay of a Chrysler Sebring/200 just to jump start the battery. Ive heard the same is true of a lot of Merican cars. makes no sense at all unless the thought is that if the battery dies, you'll say fuck it and buy a fresh car.

Your just a bitter little fuck, aren't you?

Power to the bitter little fucks of the world!!! I am a proudly bitter little fuck every day I have to come into this office and have my brain eroded by corporate logic (read: stupidity)

Power to the bitter little fucks of the world!!! I am a proudly bitter little fuck every day I have to come into this office and have my brain eroded by corporate logic (read: stupidity)

I just finished up a book called Talent is Overrated. You should give it a read.

Are you fucking serious!?!? (of course you are)

Until this, the most ridiculous story I knew of for simple maintenance was having to carve up the engine bay of a Chrysler Sebring/200 just to jump start the battery. Ive heard the same is true of a lot of Merican cars. makes no sense at all unless the thought is that if the battery dies, you'll say fuck it and buy a fresh car.

Meh, I had a Buick with the battery burred in the engine bay, I've had cars where you had to drop the front subframe to get to the spark plugs on the back bank of cylinders, I've had cars where I've to pull the hub and axles to get the alternator out. Its just the time... tell an old guy to change the alt on a honda and he'll cuss about the days when all you had to do was pop the hood and the alt was right there. Its just times, engines are better, more compact, thus "harder" to work on. Do I care? Not really... If your changing your spark plugs that often then something is wrong with your god damn car. This is why mechanics are now "technicians". I don't see why people bitch about it.

Your just a bitter little fuck, aren't you?Yes, yes, I am. I was just spoiled by having the first cars I actually liked, be a Honda Civic, and the easiest car I've ever worked on (especially the 5th Gens). Since then, I've worked on mostly Hondas, 1st & 2nd Gen DSMs (Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, & Plymouth Laser), Mitsubishi Evolutions (8-10), Subaru Foresters & WRXs. All have their quirks and all have their points of irritation. Subarus, however, have been the biggest pain in the ass. Though, I'm absolutely sure there are far worse cars out there to work on, but I haven't worked on them or I haven't done the huge pain in the ass job that makes them so poorly designed.

Are you fucking serious!?!? (of course you are)

Until this, the most ridiculous story I knew of for simple maintenance was having to carve up the engine bay of a Chrysler Sebring/200 just to jump start the battery. Ive heard the same is true of a lot of Merican cars. makes no sense at all unless the thought is that if the battery dies, you'll say fuck it and buy a fresh car.
I actually just watched a youtube video on this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2uFoXjj13Q). Seems like a pain in the ass to have to do that, but I've seen (on H-T specifically) plenty of Honda people intentionally do that with smaller batteries. They tuck them into the passenger side, in front of the fender, and right behind the corner of the bumper's edge. Absolutely ridiculous when it could just be put in the trunk with a battery box.

Meh, I had a Buick with the battery burred in the engine bay, I've had cars where you had to drop the front subframe to get to the spark plugs on the back bank of cylinders, I've had cars where I've to pull the hub and axles to get the alternator out. Its just the time... tell an old guy to change the alt on a honda and he'll cuss about the days when all you had to do was pop the hood and the alt was right there. Its just times, engines are better, more compact, thus "harder" to work on. Do I care? Not really... If your changing your spark plugs that often then something is wrong with your god damn car. This is why mechanics are now "technicians". I don't see why people bitch about it.
I completely understand what you're saying. However, when you're the person people take their cars to, because they're too fucking cheap to take their car to a regular shop, it's a huge pain in the ass when they are too ignorant about the time and effort it takes to get the job done. I absolutely agree that there are likely other cars that have much more difficult cars to change spark plugs on. I had a '90 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as my first car, and I currently drive my mom's '97 Buick Century as a primary car. Both cars have their spark plugs fucking buried in the back and deep down. Maybe I'm just use to this area, where everything becomes far worse that they should be, because of the god damn salt in the winter/fall. The Syracuse area was once the salt capital of the entire East coast, when the colonies were first formed. Literally all of the East coast was supplied with salt from this area. We sure know how to use it now... on the damn road. It doesn't matter if you don't drive your car in the winter or not. If you drive it too soon in the spring, even after the street sweeper has "cleared" the streets of the salt & salted dirt, within 2 years, your car is rusted to shit. Every damn bolt is rusted, almost every bushing has a bolt rusted to it & needs to be replaced. I hate Honda air filter boxes because if this, at least the ones with bolts that hold it down, because I always break them. So having to remove so many parts just to change the spark plugs, is freaking insane. It adds at least double the time is should actually take to get the job done. A serious pain in the ass.

Yes, yes, I am. I was just spoiled by having the first cars I actually liked, be a Honda Civic, and the easiest car I've ever worked on (especially the 5th Gens). Since then, I've worked on mostly Hondas, 1st & 2nd Gen DSMs (Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, & Plymouth Laser), Mitsubishi Evolutions (8-10), Subaru Foresters & WRXs. All have their quirks and all have their points of irritation. Subarus, however, have been the biggest pain in the ass. Though, I'm absolutely sure there are far worse cars out there to work on, but I haven't worked on them or I haven't done the huge pain in the ass job that makes them so poorly designed.


I actually just watched a youtube video on this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2uFoXjj13Q). Seems like a pain in the ass to have to do that, but I've seen (on H-T specifically) plenty of Honda people intentionally do that with smaller batteries. They tuck them into the passenger side, in front of the fender, and right behind the corner of the bumper's edge. Absolutely ridiculous when it could just be put in the trunk with a battery box.


I completely understand what you're saying. However, when you're the person people take their cars to, because they're too fucking cheap to take their car to a regular shop, it's a huge pain in the ass when they are too ignorant about the time and effort it takes to get the job done. I absolutely agree that there are likely other cars that have much more difficult cars to change spark plugs on. I had a '90 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme as my first car, and I currently drive my mom's '97 Buick Century as a primary car. Both cars have their spark plugs fucking buried in the back and deep down. Maybe I'm just use to this area, where everything becomes far worse that they should be, because of the god damn salt in the winter/fall. The Syracuse area was once the salt capital of the entire East coast, when the colonies were first formed. Literally all of the East coast was supplied with salt from this area. We sure know how to use it now... on the damn road. It doesn't matter if you don't drive your car in the winter or not. If you drive it too soon in the spring, even after the street sweeper has "cleared" the streets of the salt & salted dirt, within 2 years, your car is rusted to shit. Every damn bolt is rusted, almost every bushing has a bolt rusted to it & needs to be replaced. I hate Honda air filter boxes because if this, at least the ones with bolts that hold it down, because I always break them. So having to remove so many parts just to change the spark plugs, is freaking insane. It adds at least double the time is should actually take to get the job done. A serious pain in the ass.

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Power to the bitter little fucks of the world!!! I am a proudly bitter little fuck every day I have to come into this office and have my brain eroded by corporate logic (read: stupidity)

http://youtu.be/CyRsXwaVk9I

http://youtu.be/CyRsXwaVk9I

:eek7:

:eek7:

LOL Shes so Canadian.... aye...

LOL Shes so Canadian.... aye...

What are you guys doing tomorrow?

What are you guys doing tomorrow?

Ok so... yeah... pop music.

I'm not ashamed, I really love this song.
http://youtu.be/nlcIKh6sBtc

Ok so... yeah... pop music.

I'm not ashamed, I really love this song.
http://youtu.be/nlcIKh6sBtc

This place still exists!?!??!?!


Also, is the quick reply button broken again?

This place still exists!?!??!?!


Also, is the quick reply button broken again?

Oh yeah, actually this whole entire thread is jacked, you have to quote people in order for it not to double post, but as of the last week or so people have been getting triple posts randomly even with quoting.

Last post, time to put this thread to rest

Last post, time to put this thread to rest