SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

WTF is with all my double posts?

WTF is with all my double posts?

Your momma

Hey Son....

looks like a my wang (I have VD)


Fixed

nope, more like (i do have VD...vas deferens ;) )

http://m.vcst.net/wines/black-tower-rivaner-378363.jpg

"black tower"


Heh.

Tomorrow is the last day of my 20s. Pretty sure Im not supposed to hang out here after 30... but I did vow to get to 10k posts

I suppose double posts will help me get there faster

what z fuck AF? Holding up all my posts

what z fuck AF? Holding up all my posts

Gotdam laptop taking forever on my posting.... will the phone beat it even with a 3 min headstart?

Dude! Your getting old!

Hey...wtf is wrong with being 30+? It's not how old you are, it's how old you feel.

I'm 32, but feel about 62, and I keep posting here occasionally. Nothing wrong with that. Just have to remember to take your vitamins daily to keep up to speed.

Hey...wtf is wrong with being 30+? It's not how old you are, it's how old you feel.

I'm 32, but feel about 72, and I keep posting here occasionally. Nothing wrong with that. Just have to remember to take your Viagra daily to keep up to speed.

Hey...wtf is wrong with being 30+? It's not how old you are, it's how old you feel.

I'm 32, but feel about 82, and I keep posting here occasionally. Nothing wrong with that. Just have to remember to take your low dose Asprin daily to keep up to speed.

Oh forget it...I'm too tired to post. You god damn kids these days.

(Really I tried to post 3 times in a row with those 3 different ages...because I feel fucking old for my age, but only the middle one actually posted. Booooo)

Last year I found out that for the last 3+ years I had thought I was a year older than my actual age. Talk about a mind fuck.

Last year I found out that for the last 3+ years I had thought I was a year older than my actual age. Talk about a mind fuck.

Last year I found out that for the last 3+ years I had thought I was a year older than my actual age. Talk about a mind fuck.

Were you in a cryogenic freeze during your extended ban? Is that how you lost track of your age? :screwy:


....and something tells me that I'm about to get a 504 Error when I try to post this ......and that it will magically appear on the thread in a few hours

Were you in a cryogenic freeze during your extended ban? Is that how you lost track of your age? :screwy:


....and something tells me that I'm about to get a 504 Error when I try to post this ......and that it will magically appear on the thread in a few hours

I havnt seen this place this screwy in years.

Then again, I havnt been here in years.

how can there be problems posting when there are only 12 people posting on the whole site? Maybe I answered my own question there

Maybe we are all about to die of dissentary?

Oregon trail is the shit!!!!!!

Oregon trail is the shit!!!!!!

I know, right?

Just finished rewatching the entire Sopranos series. Just as annoyed by the last episode (and kind of the whole S6) as I was when it first aired..... "dont stop believin" my ass

The Wire > Breaking Bad (so far) > Sopranos

Never seen it > only seen it a time or two > seen most of it- but not necessarily in order.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY&feature=share&list=FLLGL1ZB6YsspUGft1QTuA1w

um... redhead in the wind furrridays?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY&feature=share&list=FLLGL1ZB6YsspUGft1QTuA1w

um... redhead in the wind furrridays?

So I've got this new game, whenever I see an unattended Pandora account, I start "add variety" to all the stations. Then just wait until chaos happens. Its pretty satisfying. Everyone should try it.

Goddam thats an infectious song.... I LOVE IT

Goddam thats an infectious song.... I LOVE IT

So infectious that Accord loved it twice... Just like that teddy bear he got from Goodwill.

BTW... Sharknado? LOL.

BTW... Sharknado? LOL.

SyFy has made more than their fair share of shitty movies (Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is one of my favs) but for some reason Sharknado made it to the big time. I smell Emmy

Apparently it has that girl that was in American pie but is all washed up now...

the "one time at bandcamp" chick or the one that the loser main character was about to defile but couldn't uhhh "contain" himself?

....I could easily look this up for myself, and maybe I will since by the time I am able to get back into this page the sequel (Sharknami) will be out

Tara Reid.

Once upon a time....

Ohhhhh THAT washed up chick. I hear that name and all I think of is that pic where she had a terribly augmented tit hanging out of her dress at some awards show. Must have been the MTV awards cause I don't know who else would possibly have her nominated for anything ever

Ohhhhh THAT washed up chick. I hear that name and all I think of is that pic where she had a terribly augmented tit hanging out of her dress at some awards show. Must have been the MTV awards cause I don't know who else would possibly have her nominated for anything ever

Maybe she was luring in sharks with that titty, ever thought of that? Inconsiderate bastard.

Maybe she was luring in sharks with that titty, ever thought of that? Inconsiderate bastard.

Seems plausible.... cause I'm sure she tastes like club sweat and stale cocaine which sharks HATE

Seems plausible.... cause I'm sure she tastes like club sweat and stale cocaine which sharks HATE

Random yet necessary proclamation: ScarJo would get the business :boink

(just saw The Island is on cinemax)

Random yet necessary proclamation: ScarJo would get the business :boink

(just saw The Island is on cinemax)

I imagine her smelling like a clubbed seal.

How DARE you speak ill of ScarJo.... unless clubbed seals are some wierd fetish of yours. I'd take her over 95% of Hollywood chicks. Being in the Marvel movies really put her over the top for me. Pepper Pots wishes she was ScarJo

How DARE you speak ill of ScarJo.... unless clubbed seals are some wierd fetish of yours. I'd take her over 95% of Hollywood chicks. Being in the Marvel movies really put her over the top for me. Pepper Pots wishes she was ScarJo

I was referring to Tara Reid smelling of clubbed baby seal. I see someone has a sweet spot for Scarlet johanson though lol

Got a $50 gift card from Comcast. What shalt I spended the fifty dollars on? Porn? Lots of porn? MEGA PORN?>!!!?>???

Got a $50 gift card from Comcast. What shalt I spended the fifty dollars on? Porn? Lots of porn? MEGA PORN?>!!!?>???

98% of us will die at some point in our lives...

98% of us will die at some point in our lives...