SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

...and to complete the trifecta

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LoL......help me!!!!

she's all drugged up and sleeping. damnit. why can't I be too?

do you ever go into the chatroom?

Until you just said it, I completely forgot there even was a chatroom here.

and apparently I couldn't find it if I tried.... cause I just tried

Welp I took a day off work today expecting to be doing some networking for my startup but missed the cutoff for registration to the event... so ill take this time to push for 10k

Especially since I woke up at 430 and never got back to sleep

Plus somebody needs to stick around and keep the whoring momentum up.... slackers

So check this out (he says to the empty room)... Last night I introduce this girl I work with to the wonders of the "water pipe" since she recently said she wanted to try weed. Keep in mind this chick can be a bit off at times, but who am I to not share my weed knowledge??

...so I show her how to hit it, expecting she will pull the usual rookie move and take a really small/quick rip..... negative. She built up a really full cloud and inhaled it like it she had just escaped from a car sinking in the lake.

Throat burn
Light headsdness
Seeing spots
Paranoia

She eventually goes into the bathroom to call her mom and tells her what happened and that she wanted to be picked up. After that, she comes out kf the bathroom, tells me she needs me to leave, and half passes out.

Still conscious but out of her mind, she tells me (while slumped in a pile on the floor) that her parents are on the way and I need to go.... and go I did.

Won't be smoking with her again..... ever :screwy:

that's what you get for inviting tsc over.....

Dammit I didn't disguise that as well as I hoped

Saw her today at work though, seems like we are just going to act like it never happened... which I much prefer over apologies and wierdness

that's what you get for inviting tsc over.....

hey now... Just because I don't post for a few days no meana you can talka the shit, kapish?

SO somewhere in Texas I acquired a cold. And it followed me back to Oregon. I got frisked by airport security. Twice. DFDUB did a more through frisking than PDX. Yuppie slackers.

hey now... Just because I don't post for a few days no meana you can talka the shit, kapish?

Quick, report her to an admin!

Igor doesn't take my calls any more...

What does it take to put a steak knife through a coffee table? Sales people...

I would think an opposable thumb and decent upper body strength. But sales people huh?? Go figure

Furrrriday

dose more hours, cha cha chicha

ugh, we're still here at the ER.....

At least the ER at K Falls is pretty nice.

Tonight marks 12 weeks off the bud :D

Yeah Im definitely not off at all but my cutdown has been maintained successfully... for whatever thats worth

oh and for Is It Still Thing on a Monday Monday...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTeOcVelYi0

It just occurred to me that urkle was the original cool nerd, big bang theory is just a copy....

Indeed. Urkel is the originator of geeky cool. Before then, geeks were just geeks.

I think he hosts a show on SyFy now...

Speaking of geek news. Hard drive failure on my work machine. So we are upgrading to two 750 gig solid state drives, and throwing in 4 more gigs of ddr3 rammmmmmage. :D

AND none of my data was lost. *happy dance*

I think he hosts a show on SyFy now...

Yeah some sort of knockoff of Fear Factor I believe

Speaking of geek news. Hard drive failure on my work machine. So we are upgrading to two 750 gig solid state drives, and throwing in 4 more gigs of ddr3 rammmmmmage. :D

AND none of my data was lost. *happy dance*

I really do miss the days when people would speak geek and I actually understood it. What a dummy I have become

and completely random, but everyone should shower me with insults as I missed a golden opportunity to talk to some chick as I was out with the crew for lunch today. As the other guy in the group confirmed, I received "a look" from some chick fillin gout a blue dress quite nicely. I saw the look, but disregarded it as my imagination.

FAIL for this guy

^^^ fail for that guy.

Speaking of geek news. Hard drive failure on my work machine. So we are upgrading to two 750 gig solid state drives, and throwing in 4 more gigs of ddr3 rammmmmmage. :D

AND none of my data was lost. *happy dance*
Sweet baby Jesus, you're business must be doing well. My brother does computer programming (website building) for a living, and my year old computer (got it for X-Mas, but the specs are at least a year old) is better than what anyone in the company runs. Yeah, he really needs to move to a better place to make some serious money.


I really do miss the days when people would speak geek and I actually understood it. What a dummy I have become

Solid State hard drives are similar to a memory card version of hard drives. No moving parts, but also much faster than memory cards. DDR3 is pretty much the fast, and current, standard for RAM speed.

Yup. My laptop specs: dual quad core Intel i7's, 3gig geforce (forget the model number),16 gigs of ram, and now two ssd drives, the company owner didn't realized how expensive the drives were until he had already told the place to put them in, he shelled out over 700 each for them.

But yeah my laptop will pretty much eat any desktop for lunch. I still peg it out while doing rendering or calculating tool paths though.

Also too celebrate the 200th beer on my man cave beer wall- a 2006 vintage Firestone sucuba. and its also the most I've ever paid for a beer at almost $30 a bottle, but its 8 years old...so if you look at it per year its not that bad. havnt cracked it open yet, cooking a nice steak to go with it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

and completely random, but everyone should shower me with insults as I missed a golden opportunity to talk to some chick as I was out with the crew for lunch today. As the other guy in the group confirmed, I received "a look" from some chick fillin gout a blue dress quite nicely. I saw the look, but disregarded it as my imagination.

FAIL for this guy
No worse than me receiving more phone number from girls outside of high schools, from girls I went to high school, and not calling any of them. A serious kick in the balls for my pathetic ego right there. Those were far more clear than a simple "look".

Also too celebrate the 200th beer on my man cave beer wall- a 2006 vintage Firestone sucuba. and its also the most I've ever paid for a beer at almost $30 a bottle, but its 8 years old...so if you look at it per year its not that bad. havnt cracked it open yet, cooking a nice steak to go with it. I'll let you guys know how it goes.

I didnt know beer got better with age like wine. Next time Im at a craft beer bar I'm gonna ask for their finest 2011 Coors Lite

I didnt know beer got better with age like wine. Next time Im at a craft beer bar I'm gonna ask for their finest 2011 Coors Lite

Not all beer is age able. Check out the aging guide on BeerAdvocate.com if your interested.

Goddamnit I'm bored. If I had you guyses numbers I'd text you and bug the shit out you :D

lulz, you do have my number fool

I am now making jewelry with the same software that was used to make all the characters in the movie Avitar. How badass is that?

I woke up in the new Bugatti.... but I'm not going to drive it in the video, because none of us actually own it...

Sunday... Sunday... Whore all about it...

Any fans of Arrested Development?? I spent the better part of yesterday watching the new season on Netflix........ I give it 4 out of 5 frozen banannas







....I've made a huge mistake

Oh and also, I broke into both my own house and garage this weekend. That's what happens when your keys slip out in a friend's car. This is two weekends in a row of temporary keylessness

Any fans of Arrested Development?? I spent the better part of yesterday watching the new season on Netflix........ I give it 4 out of 5 frozen banannas




....I've made a huge mistake
I've been trying to get my friend with Netflix to get into the show, so I can watch it over there. He started watching it on his own & started rattling off plot lines that were different from what I remembered, saying it was too confusing to watch. Turns out he decided to skip the first 3 season (having never seen them before) and started with season 4. :banghead: Also turns out he is just annoyed by Will Arnett, and actually enjoyed it otherwise :screwy:

I thought that show had gone away like a decade ago?

I thought that show had gone away like a decade ago?
Just about. They just released a new 4th season on Netflix. Think they might be looking to do a movie as well.

^truth

This latest season has some moments that are on par with the original 3 but its not quite as good. Plus Portia De Rossi got botoxed into the next decade and is almost unbearable to look at. Dam shame too, cause even with the plastic surgery she had apparently already undergone before the first show run, she was good looking. Now she looks like she is auditioning to be the Joker in the next Batman movie

I've been trying to get my friend with Netflix to get into the show, so I can watch it over there. He started watching it on his own & started rattling off plot lines that were different from what I remembered, saying it was too confusing to watch. Turns out he decided to skip the first 3 season (having never seen them before) and started with season 4. :banghead: Also turns out he is just annoyed by Will Arnett, and actually enjoyed it otherwise :screwy:

Huh???? Half the jokes from S4 were calbacks to S1-3 so the show is much less funny without knowing alot of the history. He wouldn't even know who Gene Parmesean is or why Lucille loves him.... he wouldn't even understand "and that's why you always leave a note" with Walter J Weatherman!!!!


Dam I love the show.... the first 3 seasons more than the 4th

^truth

This latest season has some moments that are on par with the original 3 but its not quite as good. Plus Portia De Rossi got botoxed into the next decade and is almost unbearable to look at. Dam shame too, cause even with the plastic surgery she had apparently already undergone before the first show run, she was good looking. Now she looks like she is auditioning to be the Joker in the next Batman movie
Just saw this:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/does-lindsay-bluth-funke-look-different-to-you

She just looks 10 years older to me... but I don't watch the show... do iunno...

I'm thinking of buying a NuVinci hub for my bike. http://youtu.be/vGs1nrXaZsA
Hmmm...

At-work-on-a-saturday post.

Sticks and stones and weed and bones...