SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

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the man in the yellow hat is DEAAAD

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the man in the yellow hat is DEAAAD

Too much monkey business for one day...

Too much monkey business for one day...

not enough Monkey Business, I say

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not enough Monkey Business, I say

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I've never found her very attractive. At all.

I've never found her very attractive. At all.

Up until the time I saw the pic where she pissed herself on stage, I found reasons to find her attractive. Not many, but some

Yeah, she was way hotter when she was on meth.

Up until the time I saw the pic where she pissed herself on stage, I found reasons to find her attractive. Not many, but some

I was not aware of this, good sir.

Yeah, she was way hotter when she was on meth.

Up until the time I saw the pic where she pissed herself on stage, I found reasons to find her attractive. Not many, but some

I was not aware of this, good sir.

I was not aware of this, good sir.

werd? Oh yes, she did that

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Not sure if that happened before or after, but I agree

Yeah, she was way hotter when she was on meth.

werd? Oh yes, she did that

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I don't know... that kinda makes me want to hit it. Exactly as pictured.

Not sure if that happened before or after, but I agree
She was doing meth back when she was in her shitty girl band, so it was years ago.

She was doing meth back when she was in her shitty girl band, so it was years ago.


Gotta love how everyone knows every habit of celebrities. Nobody ever asks when I was doing meth :(

Damn dude, I had no idea you quit.

He didn't quite say he quit, he just said nobody asks when he was doing it. Must keep a pretty routine meth'ing schedule

He didn't quite say he quit, he just said nobody asks when he was doing it. Must keep a pretty routine meth'ing schedule


Like clockwork. I know... I took the clock apart, cleaned it. Then I moved the fridge into the living room, to clean the kitchen, then vacuumed for 4 hours at 4am.

I just looked at my watch, thinking "oh its probably like 4ish, I might duck out early" ... two o'clock. TWO GOD DAMN O CLOCK

Dam its been three days since this thread was sprinkled with whore seed?

Dam its been three days since this thread was sprinkled with whore seed?

The weekend is over already?

For some of us, yes. For others, the weekend isn't over til the dead working girl has been properly disposed of

For some of us, yes. For others, the weekend isn't over til the dead working girl has been properly disposed of

*ribs you with my elbow* She ain't workin no more, is she Acorn?

*ribs you with my elbow* She ain't workin no more, is she Acorn?

*lights cigar* was no good anyway

Dead hooker talk is far too foreign to this thread... not that its been absent

Dead hooked talk is far too foreign to this thread... not that its been absent

I hate typos

I also hate flat butts and I cannot lie

I also hate words that end in "-iveness"

I also hate flat butts and I cannot lie

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.... seems I've forgotten how to access the smiley faces.... I mean emoticons... I mean I don't give a fuck, make me a sammitch.

Dead hooker talk is far too foreign to this thread... not that its been absent

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I also hate flat butts and I cannot lie

I have a goal. That goal is. To get. To. Eight thousANd posts tonight.

I have a goal. That goal is. To get. To. Eight thousANd posts tonight.

While 7920 is cool... 8000 is a much more rounderer number.

While 7920 is cool... 8000 is a much more rounderer number.

Which reminds me of nice big juicy doubles....

Which reminds me of nice big juicy doubles....

anyone get that reference? No? Ok....

anyone get that reference? No? Ok....

So gather around children, TSC is going to tell a bedtime story....

So gather around children, TSC is going to tell a bedtime story....

This story is going to be an NC-17 DSLV rated story.

This story is going to be an NC-17 DSLV rated story.

Over the next 75 posts I'm going to lead you through the story of an ex girlfriend.

Over the next 75 posts I'm going to lead you through the story of an ex girlfriend.

Lets call her.... Jennifer.

Lets call her.... Jennifer.

Lets start the story at the beginning.

Lets start the story at the beginning.


Well, when I say beginning, I mean the time at whence we actually met.

Well, when I say beginning, I mean the time at whence we actually met.


Setting: Paris, Texas. If you've never heard of this town, that's not surprising.

Setting: Paris, Texas. If you've never heard of this town, that's not surprising.

This is the town that I sent a little over two years of my life while attending jewelry school.

This is the town that I sent a little over two years of my life while attending jewelry school.

This town is in rural northeastish Texas. This place is 100 miles from my home town. 20 minutes south of the Oklahoma boarder.

This town is in rural northeastish Texas. This place is 100 miles from my home town. 20 minutes south of the Oklahoma boarder.

To show the caliber of this place, its an off the map haven for meth, racism, old-world-fucked-up-ness, and corn nuggets. Located in an area with no major highways connecting it to the rest of the world, yet only an hour from Dallas and the Indian reservations (casinos) in Oklahoma.

To show the caliber of this place, its an off the map haven for meth, racism, old-world-fucked-up-ness, and corn nuggets. Located in an area with no major highways connecting it to the rest of the world, yet only an hour from Dallas and the Indian reservations (casinos) in Oklahoma.

Just a year before I move there there were actual race riots, with six people killed.

Just a year before I move there there were actual race riots, with six people killed.

I had just left Portland, Oregon. (This was several years ago, after the first time I lived here).

I had just left Portland, Oregon. (This was several years ago, after the first time I lived here).

I'm in jewelry school, working my way up in rank, already placed in design contests, ranking in the top of my class, in student government. Things are on top for this young fella.

I'm in jewelry school, working my way up in rank, already placed in design contests, ranking in the top of my class, in student government. Things are on top for this young fella.

At this time period, I was smoking massive amounts of the mary janes. Most of it was Mexican dirt weed. My room mate and I would smoke out before class in the mornings, during morning break, during lunch, during afternoon break, then all evening. Evenings... well anytime after waking up really...

At this time period, I was smoking massive amounts of the mary janes. Most of it was Mexican dirt weed. My room mate and I would smoke out before class in the mornings, during morning break, during lunch, during afternoon break, then all evening. Evenings... well anytime after waking up really...

was a total mission to alter your state of being in any way possible.

was a total mission to alter your state of being in any way possible.

Now is a good time to introduce my roommate. Lets call him Jackson.

Now is a good time to introduce my roommate. Lets call him Jackson.

Jackson and I started out in jewelry school together. He has a genuine fucked up past. We hit it off pretty quickly, he has a pretty decent connect for premo bud from Dallas (his hometown) in a town full of shit weed.

Jackson and I started out in jewelry school together. He has a genuine fucked up past. We hit it off pretty quickly, he has a pretty decent connect for premo bud from Dallas (his hometown) in a town full of shit weed.

I meanwhile I'm living in school apartments, located adjacent to the school, but actual apartments rather than dorms- but still "governed" by the school.

I meanwhile I'm living in school apartments, located adjacent to the school, but actual apartments rather than dorms- but still "governed" by the school.

Note: I'm mid twenties at this point.

Note: I'm mid twenties at this point.

A year into school, after cycling through three roommates including "guy that dropped out after 2 weeks and set the floor on fire", "meth head", and "video game guy".

A year into school, after cycling through three roommates including "guy that dropped out after 2 weeks and set the floor on fire", "meth head", and "video game guy".

Jackson becomes my roommate. He had been staying there "incognito" for a while, but it becomes official.

Jackson becomes my roommate. He had been staying there "incognito" for a while, but it becomes official.

Anyway, since this is a story about Jennifer, I'll fast forward a year.

Anyway, since this is a story about Jennifer, I'll fast forward a year.

Time: January. A new semester has stared. I'm taking CAD/CAM design. Strenuous 19 hour semester. Well I use Strenuous sarcastically.

Time: January. A new semester has stared. I'm taking CAD/CAM design. Strenuous 19 hour semester. Well I use Strenuous sarcastically.

While I was in class from 9-5 ever day, then 6-9 twice a week, it was the easiest semester ever. Funny enough, CAD is what I do for a living now.

While I was in class from 9-5 ever day, then 6-9 twice a week, it was the easiest semester ever. Funny enough, CAD is what I do for a living now.

Smoking has advanced into other things. Nothing hard. Have a Xanax scipt of my own, dabble in... other things.

Smoking has advanced into other things. Nothing hard. Have a Xanax scipt of my own, dabble in... other things.

Month: Feburarrrararary. We hold massive party for roommate.