SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

Shit I forgot we did have that price comparison a while back. I recall you saying something to the effect of $5/g or less which is just plain unheard of in Chicago nowdays.

What's gonna be really interesting is to see how many "street pharmacists" that stick only to herbal supplements are put out of business in 2014 and turn to the sale of other goods..... whiter goods. Course, new guys trying to sell "other" generally is followed by the type of violence that we already have a surplus of in Chicago.

Guys who can get cards (like me) and guys that know them will have access to way cheaper product and it'll be the same or better quality. I guess there's the guys who have never been to a doctor in life that won't be able to get cards that will keep some of the street dealers working.


I got a quarter of super super for 10/g a couple days ago.

And I propose we rename this thread Renegade Whoring OT: Armageddon

I mean seriously, I can count the number of visitors on this site at any given time with no hands and no feet.



And yet I still want to get to 10k... so I can start posting animal pourn, finally

I got a quarter of super super dank for 10/g a couple days ago.

You probably filled up on $2.35 gas too, bastard.... Either filled up a vehicle or drank, whatever your preference.

I mean seriously, I can count the number of visitors on this site at any given time with no hands and no feet.



And yet I still want to get to 10k... so I can start posting animal pourn, finally

I got a traffic overload screen the other day... too many users were online. But I'm pretty sure this site is ran off a toaster oven at this point, so.... you know

I got a traffic overload screen the other day... too many users were online. But I'm pretty sure this site is ran off a toaster oven at this point, so.... you know

Hey... you know how too many posts caused this thread to get screwy? I wander if we keep posting, it will eventually reach another level, and spread through the forum?

Hey... you know how too many posts caused this thread to get screwy? I wander if we keep posting, it will eventually reach another level, and spread through the forum?

I can triple post too, muthhhaaaa fuckkkaaaaaaaa

Hey... you know how too many posts caused this thread to get screwy? I wander if we keep posting, it will eventually reach another level, and spread through the forum?

I wanna say it was after post #2000 that threads start to get weird,but I can't remember what some long-lost mod told me once. I believe it was GreenBlur who had to reset some thread in the Accord forum. Anyway... I also wonder if/when it gets to the next level of fuckery. I assume at 3,000 posts in this thread :dunno:

I wanna say it was after post #2000 that threads start to get weird,but I can't remember what some long-lost mod told me once. I believe it was GreenBlur who had to reset some thread in the Accord forum. Anyway... I also wonder if/when it gets to the next level of fuckery. I assume at 3,000 posts in this thread :dunno:

We can make it before the end of the month...

4 days.... 410 more posts

Lets do this

Lets do this



Are we going to do this? Or what?!

Are we going to do this? Or what?!

Lets play I Spy.

I'll go first.

Lets play I Spy.

I'll go first.

I spy, with my little eye, something shiny.

I spy, with my little eye, something shiny.

Is it bigger than a bread box?

...I believe the rules state that has to be the #1 question

Question #2.... is it smaller than a bread box?

Question #3.... is it a bread box?

Question #4.... what happened to bread boxes? I've never had or seen one

Is it bigger than a bread box?

...I believe the rules state that has to be the #1 question

No, smaller.

Question #4.... what happened to bread boxes? I've never had or seen one

My grandma used to have one, only person I knew with one.

Is it tubular and/or hollow?



...and I accidentally used Quick Reply so I should have a double or triple post appearing after this one.

Is it tubular and/or hollow?



...and I accidentally used Quick Reply so I should have a double or triple post appearing after this one.

Its like boxular with a roundular top, door slides, garage door style upwards.

Its like boxular with a roundular top, door slides, garage door style upwards.



The breadbox that is, not what I'm spying. Actually I've forgotten what I was spying. This game blows.

The breadbox that is, not what I'm spying. Actually I've forgotten what I was spying. This game blows.

Well I was assuming what you were spying is similar to what I'm spying and considering putting to use during this conference call I don't need to be a part of.

Yeah, my job is that worthless

But at least I learned new vocabulary from this game... "boxular" and "roundular"

Who knew??

But at least I learned new vocabulary from this game... "boxular" and "roundular"

Who knew??

Bob Villa knew.

Bob Villa knew.

Bob Dole does not approve this message.

I bullshitted around this morning long enough that by the time I got to the Metra station, there was an indefinite delay for my direction of travel. Called the boss and he said to work from home.

Sometimes, bullshitting works out beautifully

Think I'm gonna buy some papers (Zig Zags, white boys, paper planes, whatever your slang) and see if it works out better than the bawng. I've been pretty much exclusively using that for 6 months now. Maybe that's why I'm plateauing

Think I'm gonna buy some papers (Zig Zags, white boys, paper planes, whatever your slang) and see if it works out better than the bawng. I've been pretty much exclusively using that for 6 months now. Maybe that's why I'm plateauing

I like the Randys - the ones with the wire.

Think I'm gonna buy some papers (Zig Zags, white boys...

White Boys??? As in you're burning "white boys", because you're thinking about burning white boys? That is the most racist thing I've ever heard in my entire life!!! I am truly offended by that.

:icon16: But in all seriousness, I've never heard that term (or of that company ?) before. But I've "used" Bob Marley brand 1 ¼ papers before, that were a friend's. Made of pure hemp, 100% natural or something. Definitely had a different taste than Zig Zags, or other paper ones I've tasted. And I don't mean that in a bad way. I'd at least recommend trying them out. I wouldn't say it tasted "cleaner" than others, but it certainly was a psychological sense that it was in fact cleaner than smoking a thin piece of wood.



I have to admit, I also broke down as well, about 2 weeks ago, and after quitting since the last week in January. I'm both disappointed in myself, but glad I did. It's been a great & relaxing experience so far. I've quit and started so many times over the past 20 years. Some times were filled with true joy & relaxation (like now), and others were filled with paranoia & anxiety. It's a hell of a drug.

I have no idea where I'm going with this, I'm drunk.

I have to admit, I also broke down as well, about 2 weeks ago, and after quitting since the last week in January. I'm both disappointed in myself, but glad I did. It's been a great & relaxing experience so far. I've quit and started so many times over the past 20 years. Some times were filled with true joy & relaxation (like now), and others were filled with paranoia & anxiety. It's a hell of a drug.

I have no idea where I'm going with this, I'm drunk.

+1 and things of that nature. Indubutabblly/I Concurrrrrrrer.

White Boys??? As in you're burning "white boys", because you're thinking about burning white boys? That is the most racist thing I've ever heard in my entire life!!! I am truly offended by that.

:icon16: But in all seriousness, I've never heard that term (or of that company ?) before. But I've "used" Bob Marley brand 1 ¼ papers before, that were a friend's. Made of pure hemp, 100% natural or something. Definitely had a different taste than Zig Zags, or other paper ones I've tasted. And I don't mean that in a bad way. I'd at least recommend trying them out. I wouldn't say it tasted "cleaner" than others, but it certainly was a psychological sense that it was in fact cleaner than smoking a thin piece of wood.



I have to admit, I also broke down as well, about 2 weeks ago, and after quitting since the last week in January. I'm both disappointed in myself, but glad I did. It's been a great & relaxing experience so far. I've quit and started so many times over the past 20 years. Some times were filled with true joy & relaxation (like now), and others were filled with paranoia & anxiety. It's a hell of a drug.

I have no idea where I'm going with this, I'm drunk.


Remember Piss Posts??


But yeah, some guys *points to back of hand* call em white boys... mostly guys that smoke blunts.... *again points to back of hand*

But yeah, some guys *points to back of hand* call em white boys... mostly guys that smoke blunts.... *again points to back of hand*


This is the greatest post I've read in a while.

http://xoxma.com.ua/img/flash/00001.swf because sometimes you just need throw a girl around...

http://xoxma.com.ua/img/flash/00001.swf because sometimes you just need throw a girl around...

*standing ovation*

...and she is really flexible

I just saw a commercial for lubricated catheters for women

"It's lubricated right out of the package."

I just saw a commercial for lubricated catheters for women

"It's lubricated right out of the package."

thanks for sharing...


Catheter fetish?

No catheter fetish but

http://i.imgur.com/wCKcX.gif

thanks for sharing...


Catheter fetish?

But really though.... I worked for a medical device company for years and somehow never *ahem* came across female catheters. The fact that they exist is one thing. Finding out that they exist in purposefully-lubricated form is mind blasting

Also.. .broke the tube inside the water reservoir that holds the removable bowl (it has a name) on my one and only baung broke. Time to repair and/or replace maybe this weekend.

Well, when I shove stuff up my pee hole I want it to be lubed...

Also.. .broke the tube inside the water reservoir that holds the removable bowl (it has a name) on my one and only baung broke. Time to repair and/or replace maybe this weekend.

Also.. .broke the tube inside the water reservoir that holds the removable bowl (it has a name) on my one and only baung broke. Time to repair and/or replace maybe this weekend.

So I finished up my bag I purchased last week. I don't know if I'm going to purchase more or just chock it up "needing a weekend of relaxsmokeation.

If I'm smart, I'll use this as an opportunity to take the shmoking out of my regular routine. Am I smart though?? :confused:

If I'm smart, I'll use this as an opportunity to take the shmoking out of my regular routine. Am I smart though?? :confused:

All signs point to no.

All signs point to no.

Im cunsistent tho

Im cunsistent tho


You mean cuntsistent. Common mistake.

You mean cuntsistent. Common mistake.

Well, I went yesterday without setting fire to an herb garden...

Well, I went yesterday without setting fire to an herb garden...



So, apparently this is a real thing, not some cgi mind fuck.

So, apparently this is a real thing, not some cgi mind fuck.

Heh, forgot to post the link. http://youtu.be/AAtkoje4-eM











#Postwhorez #what

Dam which evil auto giant crushed this idea?? Must not have been FoMoCo since they seem to have provided a fleet of Mark VIIIs for demo.

Maybe it wouldn't work on sports cars, since I assume that adds significant weight, but why the fuck don't SUVs have this? You could fit so many more Excursions in a parking garage if the driver didn't have to open the 6 ft doors to exit.

Maybe it wouldn't work on sports cars, since I assume that adds significant weight, but why the fuck don't SUVs have this? You could fit so many more Excursions in a parking garage if the driver didn't have to open the 6 ft doors to exit.

I drove my civic around with no doors once. (also no hood, hatch, bumpers, or glass). Got pulled over.

:disappoin

I drove home from the gym with no shirt the other day and was worried I'd get pulled over. I assume if I had no doors, hood, bumper, or glass, the cops would just shoot me on sight.

:disappoin

I was informed that while I was not breaking any laws, I was being stupid, and I should not drive around like that. So I went home.

Although its probably more likely that somebody would just run up and yank me out of the car..... if they really wanted two thirds of a car

I drove home from the gym with no shirt the other day and was worried I'd get pulled over. I assume if I had no doors, hood, bumper, or glass, the cops would just shoot me on sight.

Some people *points at back of hand* don't have that problem.