SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

Hmmm, if you live your life one quarter pounder at a time... Maybe we dont want to see pics :uhoh:

Hmmm, if you live your life one quarter pounder at a time... Maybe we dont want to see pics :uhoh:

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LMFAO!!!!!

I actually don't want to start a leg humping fest.. so its good that I don't post my pic. I am not fat though. It is just a quote LOL.

why not post it....everyone here that's not new posted their pic....i'll see if i can dig up that old thread...

speaking of legs...this german lady that works with me has legs that are 114.5 inches long :eek: and almost everyday i see about 100 inches of them :naughty:

speaking of legs...this german lady that works with me has legs that are 114.5 inches long :eek: and almost everyday i see about 100 inches of them :naughty:


114.5 INCHES?.... uhmm.... she has legs that are 9 and a half feet long?

Probably total of both legs..... damn.....

Probably total of both legs..... damn.....

what he said.....one day at work while wearing one of her short skirts she decided to crawl under her desk to look at something on the back of her computer.....i couldn't help but look....at the pink thong :naughty: :naughty: :eek: ....i know, i'm married :nono:

sorry to derail your topic at hand...

i had to register my car yesterday. when i got there i saw the boss' wife talking to a guy. i believe he was there registering his mustang. later on in the evening we decided to go to subway to eat. we got there right after a huge wreck. they had shut down the block prior to and the block subway is on (2 lane 1 way street). we parked and walked to subway. as we get closer my skin starts to crawl as i notice it's that guys mustang. he was already on a stretcher loaded in as they were getting the other car's driver on a stretcher

his ride is totalled. i'll post pics when they get them up on the local newpaper's web site

LMFAO!!!!!

I actually don't want to start a leg humping fest.. so its good that I don't post my pic. I am not fat though. It is just a quote LOL.


aww come on, i'm sure everyone here wants 2 see ur pic!

and Blu Civic, Damn ur lucky where u work lol, next time set up a camera lol

if i could i wouldn't.....i consider her a friend...i think i told my wife about that lil incident

that sux ami....hope he's alright....

We will see. Reformatted my hard drive about a week ago and lost all pictures. I will have to go to my bf's house to get the pic.. so it might take a while.

riiiiiiight

can a mod or someone find the "post ur pic" thread

riiiiiiight

You don't believe me?

You guys made me violate the aggreement me and Tsui had from Streetracinggallery.com.

http://www.streetracinggallery.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2862&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

I do not know how to upload, but if I am told how I will do it. Or if you have an account on srg you can view my picture there.

pm me ur account #.....i just want to view ur pic....don't want to register

can a mod or someone find the "post ur pic" thread

no, because you are shouting at us.....in color :thefinger

i do believe this is the thread you are talking about http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=68143&highlight=pics

:naughty: now tell me how much you love me :grinno:

i love u....i love u more than my car.... :uhoh: .... :grinno: ...i love u though

looking back just thru the 1st couple of pages is funny. i had fun "outting" people. i should go back and upload pics of all the pics that are now broken links.

looking back just thru the 1st couple of pages is funny. i had fun "outting" people. i should go back and upload pics of all the pics that are now broken links.

kinda funny....bringing back memories of the old AF :smile:

Wow... my ugly face is still up there :lol2:

pm me ur account #.....i just want to view ur pic....don't want to register

Umm... yeah. I kind of don't have an account. I was kind of banned from Streetracinggallery.com. I sorry. I will figure out how to post my pic tonight. Sorry.

Okay here you guys go. Just so you don't think I really live my life one quarter pounder at a time.

http://files.automotiveforums.com/img/660andiehead.gif

It looks like im headless.. I was in a casino in vegas and was wearing a dark shirt so that is why only my head showed up. This is the only picture I could find without having to drive 30 miles out of my way to locate another one.

yea baby :naughty:



shit did you say you had a boyfriend? :banghead: :eek:

yea baby :naughty:



shit did you say you had a boyfriend? :banghead: :eek:

Yeah. I get that comment every day.

Its a girl. Thats my :2cents: on the picture.

Yaaaaaaaay, Im being taken away this weekend by Rach. A girl I met last time I was up the coast. So things are looking up. She's lending me her car while I have my new motor/turbo etc installed up home. Its a bright green imported Del Sol. (Hydro roof etc)

She's hella spoiling me. A weekend away all paid for. Her business has been running well, she sold off her 2nd house, so apparently Im reaping the rewards of her good work.

Ok, thing is peeps, I've got a nice selection of food n drink etc put together, what other things could I do to show my appreciation for her? And believe me, Im so flattered its scary!

So anyways, my week has been extremely crappy. Lam, my b/f, finally fixed his car Tuesday so no more carpooling. Yay! He wrecked it a while back and we have been using the same car for about a month. I was happy for about a day. Came to work yesterday and was so happy because Friday is my last day. The bitch boss begs me to stay another week, bitch, and I desperately need the money. So now I am stuck in this hell hole for another week, arggg. Last night, I am driving all ghey happy on Tramway, a local street in New Mexico, and run over something. Get to Lam's house and realize there is an awful lot of air blowing out of my rear driver's side tire (my car is ghettofied). So the tire goes flat and we just figure o its a screw we will buy some fix a flat until we can purchase a tire tomorrow. Go to dinner, and then to Wal-Mart to buy some fix-a-flat. Add the shiat in to my car, and my tire works until we get to the gas station to add air. We get out and hear the hissing of all my air escaping out of the whole. Drive back in time without ruining my ghetto steelie. We decide to put the spare tire on so my car is at least some what driveable. Get my car open and realize I have no jack or tire iron (I am glad this didn't happen to me on the freeway or something). We get the tire changed, using the handy mechanic jack in the garage. Everything is all well and great with the POS. Wake up this morning hella late. Call my boss and lie of course about why I am late. Get to my car and the tire is fine, but my windows are hella icy and I dont have a heater! Get the windows as iced off as possible and attempt to drive and almost get my self t-boned on Montgomery by some old stupid man driving a boat. Nice morning I had.

The ***** e d up thing is I was going to buy new tires when I got paid on the first and decided my tires were fine until next month, so I splurged and bought my mother and I Aerosmith/Kiss tickets. Grr.. O and I am also up to my head in debt and it is growing o so nicely.

Sorry guys, just thought I would tell you about my shitty week.

So anyways, my week has been extremely crappy. Lam, my b/f, finally fixed his car Tuesday so no more carpooling. Yay! He wrecked it a while back and we have been using the same car for about a month. I was happy for about a day. Came to work yesterday and was so happy because Friday is my last day. The bitch boss begs me to stay another week, bitch, and I desperately need the money. So now I am stuck in this hell hole for another week, arggg. Last night, I am driving all ghey happy on Tramway, a local street in New Mexico, and run over something. Get to Lam's house and realize there is an awful lot of air blowing out of my rear driver's side tire (my car is ghettofied). So the tire goes flat and we just figure o its a screw we will buy some fix a flat until we can purchase a tire tomorrow. Go to dinner, and then to Wal-Mart to buy some fix-a-flat. Add the shiat in to my car, and my tire works until we get to the gas station to add air. We get out and hear the hissing of all my air escaping out of the whole. Drive back in time without ruining my ghetto steelie. We decide to put the spare tire on so my car is at least some what driveable. Get my car open and realize I have no jack or tire iron (I am glad this didn't happen to me on the freeway or something). We get the tire changed, using the handy mechanic jack in the garage. Everything is all well and great with the POS. Wake up this morning hella late. Call my boss and lie of course about why I am late. Get to my car and the tire is fine, but my windows are hella icy and I dont have a heater! Get the windows as iced off as possible and attempt to drive and almost get my self t-boned on Montgomery by some old stupid man driving a boat. Nice morning I had.

The ***** e d up thing is I was going to buy new tires when I got paid on the first and decided my tires were fine until next month, so I splurged and bought my mother and I Aerosmith/Kiss tickets. Grr.. O and I am also up to my head in debt and it is growing o so nicely.

Sorry guys, just thought I would tell you about my shitty week.

Sorry to hear about all that.

I'm teaching a class on money management and being prepared for the worst, this coming Tuesday. You're welcome to attend :)

sorry to hear about your sucky week

yea well i had something else to say but i forgot :banghead:

Sorry to hear about all that.

I'm teaching a class on money management and being prepared for the worst, this coming Tuesday. You're welcome to attend :)

Thanks.

It is not that I don't manage my money well. I hardly make enough extra after my bills. I do not have really any bills either except for my phone, rent, insurance, and electric. O and the other assorted stuff that isnt like a monthly bill. See my problem is I live in this crappy state called New Mexico. Our cost of living is so high, and we dont make jack shiat.

So thanks for the offer, but I am actually really good at managing my money. My bills have never once been late.

well.....yesterday i was gettin on the highway and i see a 2x4 in the road (it was t small pieces nailed to each other) and since i couldn't swerve to mess it i went over it and started draggin it......i pulled to the side of the road and just backed, and it came out and i drove off......further down the road i hear something funny....i take an exit and pull into a parking lot to check the underside of my car.....well the bad news is that that 2x4 hit my front lower strut bar, pushed it back a little, but just enough to hit my exhaust pipe. now with all the heat and vibration coming from my exhaust pipe has worn a groove into my strut bar.....not sure if i can use it anymore :(

friends civic http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=141608

victorian is having a friend spend the night. if you don't hear from me again....call for HELP! :p

Just wanted to share a story with u all,
the other night i was at work, i took my brake to go outside and chill with my gf and i walk out and see a nice black 4th gen hatch slammed on steelies that needs a tiny bit of body work here and there (wheel arches etc..) i see the owner over there and notice shes checkin out my ride, she said she likes my car and said the body looks good on it then she asked who owned it and i was like, that would be me! :) so we get talking and it turns out the hatch is her winter car but she has a b16 in it, i almost fell in love right there, next, she tells me her summer car is a b16 rex that runs 14's, i was about to say "holy shit marry me now" if my g/f wasnt standing there lol, so anywho, she offers me a job for the spring time, she wants me to do the body on her hatch cuz she knows of a paint shop where she can get it done cheap but they dont have a body guy, i'm pretty happy about it, i prolly wont see her untill spring time now, but when she brings her car to my place, i'm gonna let her know about AF and see if we can get this place busier like it used to be :) but yea, thats my happy story hehe

there's nothing wrong with having two girlfriends :naughty:





i saw my old blue hatchy tonight... talked to the owner too. he said that he was putting a wings west kit on next spring, shaving the hatch, and maybe shaving the door handles. he also said he had some CF Altezza's on order. and i noticed he had a 15" sub in the back. i cant wait to see it next summer :p

victorian is having a friend spend the night. if you don't hear from me again....call for HELP! :p

if you don't make it out alive, can i have your car ;) :D

if you don't make it out alive, can i have your car ;) :D
you'll have to fight jer for it....

if he only knew bumping me off would take care of it all ;)

hrmm...how bout just the green si then :P

hrmm...how bout just the green si then :P


you can have that one, jer can have ami's and i will take jers :slap: :ylsuper:

fuck
im having a horrible day

first i got to work, i get to work and i get sent home early (i worked 30 mins) fuckin waste of my day, also i gave up a free 2 day pass to truckin nationals this weekend cause i had to work today and then i dont even work so im pissed off about that, im trying to run this fuckin power wire for my amp in my car and it is bein a butthole so im pissed off about that also im trying to get this job at some big resort and i went today to apply like the guy told me too and i was wearing this black suit and it is like 100 degrees out so im hot as fuck and alrdy pissed off and i get the resort just to be told that human resources is closed on sat. and it is only 330 pm i wonder what is going to happen next

more things to be pissed off about, well i got everything hooked up in the car and now all i get is engine noise and it doesnt even work right
like i have to have the rca cable un-plugged but like against it's post
i hate my car it pisses me off

you know what fuck my car im just going to rip the shit out and cruise no sub until i can save like 1500 to get the shit professionally done )=

3 hours to install 10 mins to rip out
glad i didnt pay for the wiring kit

i know this has been brought up b4 and i didnt wanna search... or start a new thread, so yea, here i am, i wanna do that little headlight conversion on my car where u make ur highs ur running lights and ur lows for ur highs. but i dunno exactly how to do it, do i just switch bulb locations?? i saw a 4th gen in town here cruisin like that and it looked decent so i wanted to try it and see what its like on my car, if it looks any better or not, so yea, someone better help me out here, or i'll hafta make a new post :evillol: :lol:

what? you dont like my 5 points in a row

Initial D style game

http://www3.telus.net/public/joeyton/driftbattle%5b1%5d.swf

Mogg showed me this link.

what? you dont like my 5 points in a row

you mean posts :p

you mean posts :p


yea what he said :icon16: :banghead:

nice sig pic :D Half Baked is one of my fav movies

mine too i love it
they are pretty funny out of the movie too

yup, jim bruer is my favorite comedian

hell yea he rocks
why is this thread so dead

the new Simpson's Hit & Run is sick. it's like a cross between Road Rage & Vice City. you have car missions but you also get to tear shit up on foot kicking everything from mailboxes to trees over for $$$. you have a distruction meter....when you hit red wiggum chases you to give you a $50 fine. a couple of times when i was running i was able to pull the e-brake and hit him head on causing him to explode :worshippy

i so wanna play that when i come up :D

i would play it too but im not allowed to come up, cause ami is a hater

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2437259484
my friends ride


and im j/k ami

i would play it too but im not allowed to come up, cause ami is a hater
it's good you know your role :thefinger

i only rented it to try it out. chances are i'll buy it after i take it back. it's hands down a must have.

j/k brett :p

or you can switch the cool game with a lame one you have

or you can switch the cool game with a lame one you have
ummm, generally i don't buy lame games. hence the reason for renting first

lol, come on you have never got a present or something that was a lame game

jeez what is the world coming too

oh...

you guys like my friends ride