SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

there was a civc truck at texas heat wave, looked better than that one though.

I just can't believe they're asking that much for that 'civic truck'


there was a civc truck at texas heat wave, looked better than that one though.

You from Texas?

Oh my god. The girl I got pregnant, I TRY to do everything for her obviously, calling her, etc, is driving me NUTS. OMG. I just went for a high paced 90km ride through the mountains with a mate, cleared my head, and came home, called her, and ugh. Wtf, sure there are hormonal, emotional issues etc, so Im prepared for SOME flack, but she just drives me mad. Worse than should be allowed. Like its not that she's extra sensitive and touchy, she's totally throwing ME in the middle of her and her mothers arguments which I have nothing to with, and she's out this weekend drinking with a friend she told me she doesnt even like, its just fucked. Im gonna kill her, anybody got a shovel?

Im gonna kill her, anybody got a shovel?

I've got a shovel... you got a place to stash the body?

this is a prime example though, kids.... remember to ALWAYS practice safe sex. :iceslolan

it WAS safe sex, thats the prob. Bleah. :(

You from Texas?


yup. Northeast, about three hours from dallas. Right on the arkansas/lousianna borders, right next to Texarkana is you've ever heard of that.

do i need to go buy that? or look at it and take a pic. its somewhere nearby casue thats my area code in the phone # LOL.

yse! you must drive by and take pics! :evillol:

it WAS safe sex, thats the prob. Bleah. :(


it was?! what happened? condom break? if not then fuck, i'd be havin doubts if its urs or not

maury maury maury maury maury

:lol: i'm guessing ur refering to the patrenity test episodes

lol hows work adrian?

eh...itz ok...i get friday and saturday off...already used to workin overnight...but i gotta wait 2 weeks until i get paid...i was makin plans with the $ but then i told the wife that i have to pay that guy on here back 1st

i was looking at other forums on this site and i decided to see what was going on in the geo metro forum just to see what goes on in there. why would you modify a metro?! omg. they do engine swaps to give their metros 80 hp. IMO, that's really wack.

90% of my time on AF is in other forums

No, no breakage, not going into it, but I will say "Shit happens." We had a decent talk last night, started with me abusing the shit out of her for being at a total stoners house with her friend. She agreed though, so yay, on saturday Dan and I are gonna go cause havoc. But things with her and I are good.

i'll shrink my pics, hold on guys

New sig, yay. All fixed.

New sig, yay. All fixed.


Is that really your woman? If so is that electrical tape on her niples? :eek7: That must've hurt when it came off..

btw your pics are still really big

got a good laugh every time i watched this

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/afroninja.mpg

Yeah thats really my woman. She does a shit tin of graphic manipulation, hence the fact it looks like its from a site. Pretty damned good at it. She's awesome.

And do you guys think my pics are too big? I suck shrinking shit keeping it focussed etc, maybe I'll get Nanin to do it for me.

Gavin you know friends share shes quite a cutie!

Anyone want a project car?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6260&item=2487942409&rd=1

shit i alrdy got ride of one my three projects and i need to get rid of one more i dont need another. would be sick tho

holy crap thats a honda?!?!? :eek7:

http://www.bolt.com/photos/photoalbums/1/0/0/0/0/0/7/1/2/0/1000007120/albums/photos/U8H0R0zlxcoCMc9E.jpg
http://www.bolt.com/photos/photoalbums/1/0/0/0/0/0/7/1/2/0/1000007120/albums/photos/RNPxXx1MKsMIN9oT.jpg
http://www.bolt.com/photos/photoalbums/1/0/0/0/0/0/7/1/2/0/1000007120/albums/photos/Hfk3z0h14Q0bH93d.jpg

Some of her other pics for you Max.

slave thats hot.
and that 600 would bad ass to put a h22a in...i think im gonna bid just cuz i can...only 80,000 miles...holy crap
and it says 600 sedan...but it only has 2 doors...
that engine...it donst look like much ...looks like a lawn mower but it is still a honda :naughty:

aussie chicks are hot :) ... expecialy down under ;)

She aint orig Aussie. ;) She's American. My Brit chick got in touch with me today too... hmmmm. :S

go back to your old sig, that ones fucking huge.

get rid of the pics altogether gav :D

Bloody womaniser :p

Bleah, you love me, nah, she pissed me off today, Im gonna delete my sig, til I kill her too.

before you kill her can you send her my #?

heck i'll do the dirty work for you both ways if you catch my drift.

book buying day sucks since when is paper now so rare they can charge over 100 a freaking BOOK!

Holy crap!!!....thats for both the 600 and the chick...damn damn damn

I just saw a 600 last week across the street from work and we was wondering what the hell it was. First thought it was a mini then one of the guys caught a glimpse of the honda emblem...so now i know what it was.

damn damn damn

Just a girl. Lol. Cute, but totally messed up one.

i just put on my right side view mirror and si gauge cluster on my standard. the si cluster i put on has 229,000 miles put on it and i asked the ppl at the junkyard what was wrong with the car that they took it out of and they said that only the front bumper was broken and a fender was dented. yet the car stilll ran......shows that hondas last long.

i just put on my right side view mirror and si gauge cluster on my standard. the si cluster i put on has 229,000 miles put on it and i asked the ppl at the junkyard what was wrong with the car that they took it out of and they said that only the front bumper was broken and a fender was dented. yet the car stilll ran......shows that hondas last long.

meh, mine has 299,098 kms on it :) almost at 300 :D:D:D

I just made a Q-tip gun. Its like 8 inches long and shoots Q-tips. Its sweet.

I just made a Q-tip gun. Its like 8 inches long and shoots Q-tips. Its sweet.


WTF :screwy:
post pics

Okay here are some pics. I call it the speedy-q. lol. Sorry about the low quality, I have a crappy cam. Hmm I can't figure out how to put a pick up. Any help there would be nice. I put in on my site so here she is.

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/scuba/loaded001.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/scuba/loaded002.jpg

Took me about 3 hours to get it right. I used a pen, an asprin bottle, lots of duct tape, thumbtacks, and an ignitor from one of those long lighters (with the red handle). It works great.

sounds like its really sweet.....but for some reason ur pictures wont show up on my comp

Ok, taking Sam to abortion clinic this Friday, gee, this will be fun... Not. :S Oh well, gotta be done.

Which means I gotta stay with her longer. Time for honesty so people know where we stand etc, and why I am frustrated, she ran out of the pill and never told me, got pregnant then abused me for it. Fun!!! She also knew we weren't going to be a couple, thing is, SHE doesn't want the kid either.

As for the one in the pics I post... much better girl. Sensible, DOESN'T tell me off for what shirt Im wearing when SHE never wears anything decent and I don't complain. And she doesn't hang round with 100% losers when Im not there, unlike Sam. Ugh. Im keeping my cock in hiding. Enough of my rant, how's everybody going?

Ok, taking Sam to abortion clinic this Friday, gee, this will be fun... Not. :S Oh well, gotta be done.

Which means I gotta stay with her longer. Time for honesty so people know where we stand etc, and why I am frustrated, she ran out of the pill and never told me, got pregnant then abused me for it. Fun!!! She also knew we weren't going to be a couple, thing is, SHE doesn't want the kid either.

As for the one in the pics I post... much better girl. Sensible, DOESN'T tell me off for what shirt Im wearing when SHE never wears anything decent and I don't complain. And she doesn't hang round with 100% losers when Im not there, unlike Sam. Ugh. Im keeping my cock in hiding. Enough of my rant, how's everybody going?

wow bro thats some jacked up stuff sorry to hear that. all I can say some bitches be HATEFUL.
really why would you not want a kid then still do it with out pill? thats waked.

I'm kinda shitty today bro but i told you that nothing big. Hey cheer up man things will work out you always find another girl your a bloody pimp!

I'd buy you a drink man, but your like a few thousand miles away.

Still loving the sentiment though man.

Cheers Max, it'll all work out man. I spoke to Sam tonight, things were a LOT better. Who knows what could happen...

I got cut off by a primered saturn sedan coming out of a trailer park with big rims, an autozone muffler tip and a flucking flat tire. I'm glad he got out of my way quickly... still squeaked tires when braking though... oh, then I got cut off by an idiot in pickup. It's okay though cuz at the two lane highway I made a left onto had a cop sitting there with his window down and he didn't do a damn thing when I blew passed everybody. I guess the law don't like being stuck behind old farts in pickups neither so they understand. BTW... anybody from NJ? My bro up there told me they have street racing every Saturday night down on rt.37 toward Manchester/Lakehurst but meet up in the White Castle parking lot. He said he'd film some shit which would be ideal considering I don't believe half the shit he told me...

ooo...abortion...she won't be the same ever after that...

[QUOTE=turtlecrxsi]I got cut off by a primered saturn sedan coming out of a trailer park with big rims, an autozone muffler tip and a flucking flat tire. QUOTE]

that was so funny what class

buy that sux you got cut off

well um.... fuck it.

Look...


<<< I hit a grand, do I get a prize now?

no!

fine... I'll go back to my cave...

damn straight!

hell yes, my right side view mirror on my standard hatch is looking sharp! haha

my dx has a factory right side mirror.. very odd.

its an option, the person that orignally bought your car didnt tell the dealer they didnt want it. My DX did not come with the extra mirror when it was bought, i added it later.

OMG u guys didnt even get a passenger mirror on some models, you guys really got stung for the civic over there

yea, it really sucks....it also sucked not having a full center console and no tach. but my problems have been solved.

I don’t think im gonna have to worry about my car anymore...this category 4 hurricane soon to be 5 will blow away my car.... 155-165 mph winds... looks like i had better find some chain and a parking garage. Im not really worried about the house but I don’t want to come outside to see all my work and hard earned money flipped over 3 houses down. And I have no garage … and my insurance is the kind that if my car is totaled they do not pay me shit… only the damage that my car makes…or something like that…I hate being a broke high school student…
to anyone else getting hit by this be safe and hope your shit dont blow away...

perfect time to avoid hurricanes by traveling inland to beautiful backwoods western south carolina