SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

weird, i wonder why it did that

well i went to the docs and found out it IS a hernia and i have to have an op to sort it out, just what i need at xmas :( then me and lucy had an argument, brilliant night once again :rolleyes:

Lucy sounds like a bitch.

lmao, I just clicked last page w/out reading the 1st 300 some odd posts in this thread and the 1st thing I see is you talking about your hernia.

well anyways... good luck with that!

haha cheers

and silent ,lucy is the girlfriend your momma is my bitch i think you are getting confused ;)

im shitting having it done, i hate needles, lats time i was in hospital ( my crash) they hurt me so bad trying to give me injections , its probly been the most pain i have been in , thats why im shittin it :S

I hate this mother fucking piece of shit cock sucking internet. I buy shit off fucking ebay and it doesnt fucking come so I check the fucking tracking number its not even a real fucking tracking number its some made up piece of shit so I try to email the fucking seller and cock sucking yahoo fucking keeps giving me a mother fucking error and I keep fucking trying to send the email and it never fucking work and then it fucking gives me a fucking thing about fucking downloading this fucking shit and every fucking time I click no it fucking pops back up again when I go to another page and its fucking annoying and I still cant get the fucking email to go though the mother fucking piece of horse shit so I bang the mouse on the fucking desk and fucking throw the damn mother fucking chunk of shit against the fucking wall and the fucking logitech piece of shit breaks into pieces and I cant find them all and I'm sitting here on this mother fucking piece of shit computer banging on the fucking keyboard till it fucking breaks so it matches my mouse thats not a fucking mouse anymore its a mother fucking circuit board with a cord coming out of it so I have to click the little bitty asss tiny fucking button to click on shit and I dont have a scroll wheel anymore because I dont fucking know where its at and I dont fucking care why the fuck cant they make this shit so it doesnt fall appart I paid alot of fucking money for this damn piece of shit and its going to fucking come appart just from being thrown at the mother fucking wall and its not even a fucking hard wall its made out of fucking wood piece of shit mouse fuck them and all there fucking shit

eh...

sounds like someone got fucked on ebay...gotta love good ol' ebay sellers.. took me about 3 months and 10000 emails and phone calls to get my carbon fiber hood after I ordered it.:angryfire

I hate this mother fucking piece of shit cock sucking internet. I buy shit off fucking ebay and it doesnt fucking come so I check the fucking tracking number its not even a real fucking tracking number its some made up piece of shit so I try to email the fucking seller and cock sucking yahoo fucking keeps giving me a mother fucking error and I keep fucking trying to send the email and it never fucking work and then it fucking gives me a fucking thing about fucking downloading this fucking shit and every fucking time I click no it fucking pops back up again when I go to another page and its fucking annoying and I still cant get the fucking email to go though the mother fucking piece of horse shit so I bang the mouse on the fucking desk and fucking throw the damn mother fucking chunk of shit against the fucking wall and the fucking logitech piece of shit breaks into pieces and I cant find them all and I'm sitting here on this mother fucking piece of shit computer banging on the fucking keyboard till it fucking breaks so it matches my mouse thats not a fucking mouse anymore its a mother fucking circuit board with a cord coming out of it so I have to click the little bitty asss tiny fucking button to click on shit and I dont have a scroll wheel anymore because I dont fucking know where its at and I dont fucking care why the fuck cant they make this shit so it doesnt fall appart I paid alot of fucking money for this damn piece of shit and its going to fucking come appart just from being thrown at the mother fucking wall and its not even a fucking hard wall its made out of fucking wood piece of shit mouse fuck them and all there fucking shit


Wow.

i think you mean Fucking Wow ;)

its friday at last , andits firewok night :D

Yeh its friday alright...i think i'm goin to my cuzin's bf's party.

morning... my fucking mouse is still broke... I found the scroll wheel in the bath room though.

uh oh!!!

me and my mates went egging on haloween and we got pulled over for a spot check by the police, we then went and egged the kids again , and out of about 20 of them 3 of them have reported us, and the copper said they are trying to do us for malicious damage using a vehicle or some shit, but we made the local paper wohoo!

they took all our names and address's , gotta see whats happening, we said "they got us first!" lol

Jim, that sucks about the hernia... hope all goes okay. Happy Friday!

My wife's thyroid operation was a success... doctor says she'll be okay.... :smile:

cheers man :)
regards to your wife!!!

2 3/4 hours till home time :(

I found the scroll wheel in the bath room though.


thats odd.

Mellowboy, you still thinking about an IS300?

i thought that was blu?

I think I'm going to throw a party at my house tonight, anyones welcome to come.

cool, count me in i will leave now, many bitches? lol

Blu's getting the Focus... mellow was thinking about the IS300... I wish I could afford one. I see all these punk kids driving them... *jealous*

I'd come but the party would be over by the time I got there even with the timezone difference... LMAO

last year we cleared some land and I have about 30 trees that have been drying for a year that I'm going to burn. big fire, alcohol, girls (even though I'm on a leash...) ... What else could you ask for?

blunts and a 6 foot bong

started raining again... so no go :(

What's this I hear that it's gonna snow 8 inches in New york tonight?

Man you guys have more exciting lives than me. My weekend consist of sitting around w/ my girlfriend watching the Alien triliogy..I've always led a boring life. lol.

& Jim I might as well say it too: good luck w/ your surgery. I had a surgery in my head last year for a malignant growth in my forhead in my skull (ostio ostoma or some shit like that) and I was scared shittless going in..had a allergic reaction to aneshtetics and woke up with blood in my mouth on the table..fun times :)

heh, friend of mine had a sist (spelling?) on his nuts and thought he had grown another testical. heh that was funny.

that's funny and disgusting at the same time, lol

heh, friend of mine had a sist (spelling?) on his nuts and thought he had grown another testical. heh that was funny.

that's actually kinda scary, did he get it removed or something?

that would suck ass

Yeah he had to have surgury. It was back in high school, he spent his senior year spring break sitting in a recliner with ice on his nuts lol.

hey tom green has only one nut :D

Thats because Drew Berrymore took half of everything in the devorce. hehehe

LoL...

Hey i might be get'n the '03 golf GTI vr6. I'm not into those cars but shit i'm get'n a good deal from my cousin. Hes the manager at honda so i'm get'n hooked up. It has 14k miles on it, 6 speed, leather blah blah...all for 15g's. Not bad right? I mean thats the only reason why i'm get'n it because i think its a good deal.

hey, buy it, and I'll trade you my hatch for it ok?

went lookin for cars again and went back to the land rover dealership...guy said he could get me in a 99 discovery II w/ 95k miles, all work done at the dealer, 1 owner, perfect condition... $13k with $1k down and $312 a month

hey, buy it, and I'll trade you my hatch for it ok?


Deal!

went lookin for cars again and went back to the land rover dealership...guy said he could get me in a 99 discovery II w/ 95k miles, all work done at the dealer, 1 owner, perfect condition... $13k with $1k down and $312 a month


Its too much. I would never pay 13g's for a car that has high mileage.

seriously?

No ;)

damn lol

Look at KBB before making a decision. A good deal from a dealer would mean at or below private party.

Damn it! I went to vwvortex.com and no one can tell me the 1/4 mile specs on that 03 GTI VR6. I'm thinkin 14.6 or 14.8...just wanna be sure. I searched the net and nothing.

I think its higher than that

I know the 1.8t runs 15.2. Ppl tells me the vr6 is faster. So i'm assuming its somewhere in the high 14s.

ppl over at vortex are gay

Yeh i got 2 quick responses but non of them told me about the 1/4 mile time on those things.

cuz i told u, there nothing but gay wankers over there, thinkin there all high and mighty with the "awesome" dubs

oh well. I guess the only way to find out is to take the bitch to the track. With my incredible skills in driving, i should see the high 14s.

hey cheers DirtyD777 , i also had a lump on my nuts back a while so i went to the docs as i thought it was cancer but it turned out to also be a cist, they suck!!

well im guna have the op done after xmas as i dont want it ruining my xmas this year!

my car is running sweet at the mo, i raced my mates EG6 VTi (B16A2) and i can gain on him, i have a header, filter, decat, and chip, but i had two people in

he has filter and exhaust system, i was chuffed!

I pulled on one of those saturn ion redlines the other day, I was behind him and he juiced it ahead of me and I was slowly catching up, I heard they do like 15.2 in the quarter. I was happy...for now...

whats a saturn ion redline then ??? we dont get them here

hey Derek, is it me or do u say "wanker" more and more every day LMFAO

and he juiced it ahead of me


did u juice it? :naughty:

Jim, Yea yea i know.... fuckin wanker, didnt know a B18 was a B-series ;) hahaha

that was a genuine mistake for some reason i thought of it as a bigZC for a second, anyway have you got rid of that ghey ass white rear view mirror yet !!!

yea right u wanker. u just dont know shit :p haha
and yes, the white mirror is gone lol

yeah right the only wanker is your momma when shes beating me off!!! she likes it , dirty bitch!

oh no hang on.....

thats silents mum im thinking of :rolleyes:

how now, cant I enjoy my breakfast chicken strips without mentioning my mum?

you eat chickin strips for breakfast?

haha niiice
its 10:31 here and i havent had breakfast yet haha

I am today.

haha niiice
its 10:31 here and i havent touched another mans penis yet haha


uh huh...