SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

so..... I'm sitting here downloading a 380 meg file on dailup... Lets start taking bids on when I'll see sunlight again...

you wont lmao

aprox 22 hours left

well me and lucy have had the biggest fall out yet, and its over the usual thing, i want it to much and she feels pressured ,yet she doesnt say anything until i ask if theres a problem then she blames everything on me

fucking women!

heh, the troubles of being a pimp, aye Jim?

tell me about it mate, anyone would think she doesnt enjoy it ?

i tell ya mate women are so bloody confusing, she doesnt like stuff to be "planned" and for it to just "happen" then when i do shes not in the mood for it,

at least masterbation has its garauntees lol

I'm thinking of moving just to have a better internet connection. Hows the braudband in aus? Heh.

shit, i didnt realise i had so many posts , god damn, !!!

well me and lucy have had the biggest fall out yet, and its over the usual thing, i want it to much and she feels pressured ,yet she doesnt say anything until i ask if theres a problem then she blames everything on me

fucking women!

Just wait until she reads this... then you are really in the shit :D

haha nah she doesnt get the net at work and doesnt know this site hahaha, shes kinda ok now, i really dont get women sometimes, they get u so worried over fuck all,

gayness! , i never have problems this big , even with the civic lol

the older you get the bigger your problems get and the less you care.

yet she doesnt say anything until i ask if theres a problem then she blames everything on me

fucking women!


my ex did the same thing... and i always said the same thing back "fuck off, its ur fault u drugged up bitch" lol

she was fucked in the head cuz of all the drugs, thank god shes gone hahaha

for some reason that is a fucking funny post lol

well she seems a bit better this afternoon , im just guna let it slide and forget about it...............then drive one in her ass :lol:

at least masterbation has its garauntees lol

LOL... I don't even ask anymore. I know "the look" and I can tell it's a useless effort to even try...

LOL... I don't even ask anymore. I know "the look" and I can tell it's a useless effort to even try...

listen to those words of wisdom jim. quit guessing when the time is right with the wrong head. you have to learn how to detect her specific signals or you'll be :banghead: forever

listen to those words of wisdom jim. quit guessing when the time is right with the wrong head. you have to learn how to detect her specific signals or you'll be :banghead: forever

the queen her self has spoken!
but i like the ram one in her ass idea better :lol2:

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh

i thought someone was takin a break :grinno:

my wife has "the look" and i really don't care :) better talk about it now and not later....but as we all know, in an arguement, the woman always has to bring up the past

listen to the turbo down-spooling after they shut the car off.

http://www.extremeboost.com/Jeffrey/Video/100_0028.MOV

sounds like a 747

listen to the turbo down-spooling after they shut the car off.

http://www.extremeboost.com/Jeffrey/Video/100_0028.MOV

sounds like a 747


oh...my....god....
that sounds amazing!

lol adrian he lasted like 2 days i think or even less

heh, didnt say I was going on a sabadical or anything. I havnt been posted as much as I used to though. (witch is still more than most people though.... )

yea its quite abit
your sig. kinda creeps me out

lol, how the hell does my sig creep you out?

well she seems ok with me now, we chatted for an hour on the phone last night and she is going to a womans party thing "anne summers" dunno if you US guys get that , its all sexy stuff for women, so i said i would buy her something hehehehe

well she seems ok with me now, we chatted for an hour on the phone last night and she is going to a womans party thing "anne summers" dunno if you US guys get that , its all sexy stuff for women, so i said i would buy her something hehehehe

'sif you're buying it for her :D:D:D

Just don't let her buy you "trunks" (Think elephant head knickers.... no guesses about the "trunk" :D)

hehehe you said knickers

well she has got loads of undies and nighties. not sure what shes going to buy, wome hardcore porn would be good, the stuff i have sucks, she bought playboy stuff and its shite!

playboy isnt porn.

well i didnt know thta until she brought it home, it was so shit even I was going to switch it off!!! lol

playboy is like the softest of all softcore porn. Some of the Husler stuff is good though

hmmm never seen that , i borrowed some of my work mates and it was brilliant, lucy loves it, it gets her really wound up and randy :)

heh, I want to come over there so I can say Knickers, Randy, and Wanker

hahahahah, dont you guys over there say wanker???? people here never say jerk

I baught this computer from a guy that was in his 70's and it has all sorts of wiered pron on it. All kinds of bondage and electro shock porn and enemas and stuff... pretty twisted stuff.

heh, never heard a person use the term wanker in general conversation here. We just call everyone assholes.

ah right hahaha, over here its like, "there a bunch of wankers" , "you wanker" , "hes a right wanker" etc etc

hahaha some people are into some wierd shit thats for sure !!!

I blame it on the internet

i blame it on fucked up people myself !

My wife buys me porn mags every year for Christmas... "stocking stuffers"... I like Hustler, Cheri, Swank and High Society the best. I've been saying wanker more cuz I cuss a lot... terrets(sp?)

cool wish my girl done that , that would be cool :)

the weather is shite here :( wet and leafs everywhere

Yeah, but the way things are going I'll get a lot of use out of them... *cry*

ah man that sucks, well me and lucy only see each other on weekends, so we have it about 3 times over the weekend and thats it all week, but i want more :randy: lol

lol... Man I havnt used photoshop in about three years... Not like riding a bicycle... I'v done forgot everything.

ive never used it, some of the stuff that people can do is pretty nuts though !!! wana do a photoshop on one of the pics of my car??? chekc out the thread i posted a few days ago :D

I used to be pretty good at doing webite innerfaces and such, but now I'm sitting here scratching my head (well its not quiet that bad, but I'v forgot alot of stuff.)

what time is it where you are,???

it is 8:23 AM

what day ?

Well, it's not that bad... I'm just getting a lot of bs because I can't hear very good. I'm the guy that's always going "huh?" or "what?" It may have gotten worse, but, damn, I turn 30 and find out I'm type 2 diabetic (so no more sugar)... and about a month ago went into anafalactic shock from multiple yellow jacket stings and just made it to the hospital (my wife got her passat through town at 80mph)... fuck sweeping the porch stairs again! At least I haven't smoked cigarettes in over 3 months so I can breath... well, the mrs. just feels like what she says to me gets ignored cuz I can't hear it so she thinks it's not important... When I'm completely deaf I'll tell her to text message me... sorry I had to vent...

shit man sounds pretty bad, what are yellow jackets ?

at least u gave up smokin', its gay!! :thumbsup

its wednessday, yellow jackets are like bee's only a litle worse

ah right , is it like a wasp then???? we get bees and wasps, thats about it really

well here its 2.43PM on wednesday :D

yellow jackets are a type of wasp... I had accidentally hit an unseen nest with a broom and they came swarming out so I got stung by a couple dozen on my arms and through my shirt on my back and sides... I don't want to think about it.

shit man thats pretty bad, one is bad enough, glad ur ok mate !!!

yay, I got pictures folder working again. Has a bunch of differnt civic conversions in it that someone was wanting awhile back. a picture of a crx that has front end off a 03 accord, look pretty good.

sounds cool post it up !

i'm extremely allergic to bees and all of the above. i'm supposed to carry this thing that look like a magic marker pen. it has an injection needle that pops out when you jam it against your leg. yarg. my dad gets very mad at me because i quit carring it years ago.

ah right, that sounds well annoying having to carry around shit all the time, kinda like an inhailer for asma (i know its spelt wrong but i cant be fucked lol)

im not allergic to anything that i know of...

i'm extremely allergic to bees and all of the above. i'm supposed to carry this thing that look like a magic marker pen. it has an injection needle that pops out when you jam it against your leg. yarg. my dad gets very mad at me because i quit carring it years ago.

Yeah I got a prescription for one of those things - epi-pen - but I didn't get it cuz it's like $60... I've never been allergic to bees before but then again I've never gotten stung by dozens at one time either. Those epi-pens only last about a year and you have to throw them away cuz they turn brown and nasty. There's a debate in the medical industry about them... something about them being used too often when not needed or something...