SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

nah my insurance is alrdy high enough

hey anyone in la or modesta ???

im la could you peep this car for me?
http://www.thepartstrader.com/SingleAd.cfm?AdNum=441703&DCID=130&PCID=130&C2ID=1000
like go drive it or something plz

and modesto
http://www.thepartstrader.com/SingleAd.cfm?AdNum=442480&DCID=130&PCID=130&C2ID=1000

thx so much you would rock if you help me out thx

h4bangin is in modesto.

thx greg, im going to talk to melt he lives in modestoor 4hbangin who ever i can get ahold of first

melt lives in napa, which is probably about as far if nto farther away from modesto as me (about 45min-hour drive)

oh i thought he was in modesto
my bad

:banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire :banghead: :swear: :angryfire


just got a speeding ticket. 94 in a 60. it was total BS, the cop was a prick. gave me the full fine of $173.

i was coming down a mountain, my brakes were smoking!

that sucks
i got a parking ticket for parking on the wrong side of the road

ehh no biggie once i get thrown in jail cause i was taking an "escort" to my house for a quickie I had no clue she was a cop!

hahaha that is funny

:lol: did u say "i will give u money for sex"

ok remember i told u guys how my car was sputtering and it was going thru gas like crazy because of my blown headgasket.....well the car changed on me again.

ok here's the whole story. found out i had a blown headgasket and was smoking antifreeze. had the car sittin at a shop but decided to take the car home. wasn't smoking that bad for a good long while as long as we had antifreeze and water in it. from time to time the oil light or the check engine light would come on and i would have to add oil or antifreeze. will one night when i had enough money i filled it up with antifreeze and water and 4 quarts of oil b/c the oil light was on. well on the way home the car was smoking like crazy. i couldn't even see the cars behind me it was smokin so bad. i decided not to go to work and to take it to the shop. well going thru the tunnel i'm sure i smoked everyone out. but i take a bacd short cut and have to come back the way i went. well to give my car a break i pull to the side of the road and turn the car off. i wait a while and turn the car back on. smoking stops and then the sputtering starts. takes me forever to speed up and i'm like in 4th gear doning 4mph and i have to fill up like twice a week. this goes on for about a month then last week the car starts cutting off. so on top of the sputtering the car keeps turning off. so friday i'm on my way back to work and the car cuts off while i'm taking and exit. i turn the car back on and presto....it runs like normal :lol: the only thing now is that my temp is starting to rise. i'm scared to put antifreeze in it b/c of what happened last time.....so i just watch the needle...but i just thought i'd share that with u guys.......i'm ready to sell this car, not really.....i may put a new engine in it saturday if it isn't sold by then

wuts the chick mouthing in your sig adrian i was trying to read her lips foreva

yea i gave up too
but yea someone buy my car

i dunno...u'll have to ask Killa CRX....he made it i just used it

my tits are on fire

??? :naughty: :evillol: :iceslolan

i dunno...thats what it looks like :icon16:

dont know but yea

www.lowlifevideo.com
couple of my homeboys new magazine that is coming out
check out some of the video clips and the trailer

hey anyone in la or modesta ???

im la could you peep this car for me?
http://www.thepartstrader.com/SingleAd.cfm?AdNum=441703&DCID=130&PCID=130&C2ID=1000
like go drive it or something plz

and modesto
http://www.thepartstrader.com/SingleAd.cfm?AdNum=442480&DCID=130&PCID=130&C2ID=1000

thx so much you would rock if you help me out thx


ya dude i can check it out for u if u want still,
on another note :iceslolan i got my civic sold for $3000, 90 dx lowered on stocks, hayami muffler, aem intake, autometer tach, teg seats, si interior, si motor (240.000 miles) alarm, cd. ac
im keepin the CF hood and my beat, im gettin a 94 SS impala :biggrin: :biggrin:

Thats nuts Max!!!!

where do u live jetts?

i love in phoenix az
and h4bangin thx man, but im getting a 95 isuzu pickup
going to be rockin it low as fuck with some 20's and a big old hx2 18 sub

going to see lotr tonight, but yea
no 20's 17" caddilac escalade stocks ::rockon

ok, I got bored again

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

Mother fucker, thats crazy, lmfao!!!

hmm the little smiles dont work for me
when i click them it takes me to the homepage *shrugs*
but yea lotr is so damn long and very gay at the end rather then that it is pretty tight
well the chick intrested in my truck bought an explorer instead but someone is intrested in my car, so i will find out about that tomarrow

stupid smurfs :lol:

i tell u what, i'm going to have to get another pic in my sig....everyone thinks that either she's me or my avatar of halle berry is me....retarted people....gettin so many pm's and im's that it makes no since

:rofl: I didn't know you were AF's hot chick :rofl:

some dude sent me a pm asking if that was me b/c my avatar and that girl look alike :eek7: so i told him "yes that's me....when i pretend not being a woman i act as a married man"

the funny thing is that itz all newbiew

Lol Adrian, you mean ur NOT one of them? Damn, Im not talking to you now...

holy manoly! where did all the new people come from? i have never seen this many new people pop up in such a short time.

okay...now i'm going back to being busy in the real world.

oh yea.....and i guess it's a good thing i haven't been on aim. thanks for picking up the perv's slack adrian. :thefinger they might explode if they don't hit on somebody :evillol:

now what you need to do is add a pic of a dude to your sig and tell them all you'll send your boyfriend over to beat them up :grinno:

yea and some of these noobs i like most of them i try to set on fire.

Ami u can keep ur own pervs....i'm just gonna tell them...that's Ladynredsi....she likes having IM sex :lol2:

that's Ladynredsi....she likes having IM sex :lol2:

:lol: Learn something new everyday :lol:

like my new avatar :icon16:

They're naked, but not all that attractive...

I'm sure it won't be long before someone complains that you can (almost) see their nipples :rofl:

lol....no women anywhere....what are u guys gonna do....

They can just look at my avatar :naughty:

man im in a bombass mood
tomarrow is the last day of school and i got 1 class
and i might be getting a super clean lowmilege half done isuzu pickup for dirt cheap and i got people intrested in my rides
and man i got some tits for you people
check out
www.lowlifevideo.com go to menu video clips and watch john's boobs and the chick on their rocks
i was there too (=

bombass mood? please as a friend do a favor never say again LOL j/p man. sounds great congrats just wish my ass luck at iterview me have

Good luck Max!!!!

may sell my car.....$500 and a PS2 :lol2:

itz so funny.....my avatar reminds me so much of my bro and i :icon16:


i got a new title :evillol:

woo, getting the isuzu pickup for 1800, and getting it fully RE bagged and the rear half of the truck rebuilt for 2500

i got a new title :evillol:

God tired of bein' a mod, huh? :lol:

yeah...wouldn't let me spell out moderator....i dunno why....probably b/c i'd be threatning to ban everyone

:rofl:

And you could tell people :thefinger if they don't like your avatar/signature :lol:

wanna hear something funny....all the pm's and im's stopped after i took the women out :lol:

wanna hear something funny....all the pm's and im's stopped after i took the women out :lol:

I've seen you on AIM, but whenever I'm online you usually have your away message on... Don't worry though, I never thought you were Halle Berry :lol:

After 5 I'm At Home....

yeah...wouldn't let me spell out moderator....i dunno why....probably b/c i'd be threatning to ban everyone

i'm suprised you haven't made it say "Halle Berry, at your service" :smokin:

jer had a really long day yesterday. he got off work late due to a car that was taxing his patience. taco bell is a block up from his work so he stopped by there before heading home. apparently after he pulled out of taco bell some car behind him was trying to race him....without jer knowing. he gets a couple blocks up and he's pulled over. cops says it's for racing. jer is like :dunno: cops says "the car behind you was trying to do something so i figured you were too. can i see your reg. & ins. please" so jer opens his glove box and grabs out a bunch of papers & crap and puts in his lap so he can further dig. cop says "SIR! GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE KNIFE!" jer replies "KNIFE? what knife?" at this point the cops says "SIR PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW!" and reaches for his gun. at this point jer said he was freaking out. he put his hands up and asked what knife again and the cop directed his light to jer's lap. sure enough there is some huge ass like turkey carving knife. it was the previous owner's. we found it under the seat one day and just chucked it in the glove box....forgot all about it. so jer tells the cop "here" and tries to hand it to the cop. :grinno: word of advice.....don't EVER try and hand a cop a knife....LMAO. long story short, they ask to search his car for other weapons. jer says "sure but to be honest i had a really bad day and my hot food is getting cold"...cop actually told him okay and sent him on his way. but before he did he told jer "you should have seen the look on your face!"

it wasn't funny while it was happening but by the time jer got home he was laughing about it.

lol...same thing happened to me as i was searchin for my regestration....found a knife in my car that a fried left from their kitchen set and just put it in the glove box...well i had to get out of the car and his back up came and i got hand cuffed while his partner was searchin my car.....bad thing was this was in my church parking lot during sunday morning service :lol:

haha thar sucks
i got pulled over once and the fucker decided to go to the passenger window so i had to scoot over and role the window and he freaked out cause i was movin

man my good things always turn into bad things
i got 2200 bucks and i need 2100 more to get this truck and driveable but i cant get any money till i sell my car or truck, but then im stuck with no ride until the construction on my new truck is done
fuck what is the chances of getting a loan? like if i had my dad sign it or someshit
cause it will only be like 3500 and when i sell the car i will just pay it off with the money im getting from the car after we pay the loan for the truck of my dads??
that soung like it could work?

Shit thats crazy Ami.

I had a cop crying one day, that was funny as. We were playing war games, I got bored and fully cammed up, the whole works and took a point on the edge of the perimiter sniper style, lol, then this guy on a qud bike rode through, I jumped out, screamed "Dont fucking move!" and pointed an assault rifle directly at him. Then I tell him to take his helmet off, he doesn't, and then of course, I get pissed "Get your helmet off mother fucker or I WILL put a hollow tip in you!" And I fully cock the weapon, the guys takes it off and he's crying... thats when i realised he was just some stupid bugger in the wrong place, lol, turns out he was a cop who just decided to ignore the warning signs... ha ha, should have fired the blanks at him, he would have shit himself!!

OMG you crazied aussie i must bow to you! for your awesomeness i will stop with the radom harssment for like 10 mins. I think that might be coolest thing ever.

slave that is funny shit lol

LOL @ slave

Badass. :D