SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

this sucks, i start my senior year in high school tomorrow :disappoin

I drove by my high school other day, stil have the two longest sets of black marks in the road infront of the school. :)

man i started school like 4 weeks ago, but i only have 3 classes so im down

mother fucking cat

?? ok what did the cat do?

this sucks, i start my senior year in high school tomorrow :disappoin

Most people can't wait to get out of high school.. Nice to see someone else feels the same as I do...

why cant they shit outside like all the other animals? what makes them so special they get to shit in a box and make the whole house stink>?

HAHAHAHAHAH just found this on another forum, we all went out clubbing. heres me and lucy , i was told to do the most cheesiest face i could (and in a pissed state i did) lol



http://www.all-torque.org.uk/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=216

heh, theres a Hot Shots poster in the back ground

just wandering, anyone here listen to Bob and Tom?

never heard of em , what kinda music is it ???
is it just in the USA?

http://www.bolt.com/photos/photoalbums/1/2/7/1/9/8/6/1271986/albums/photos/83fszRRWNP0lojvO.jpg

Nice one Jim!!

My latest online pic.

heres another one lol


http://www.all-torque.org.uk/phpBB2/album_pic.php?pic_id=214

lmao, nice pics jim

and yea went to school today to get my grade 12 english, went to get classes switched from afternoon to morning but everything was busy so i said fuck it and came home, who needs school anyways?

lmao , i just went to college for 1 yera after school , and ive been working ever since,

in the UK you leave school at 16 and then you can do what you want, college, 6th form , work, apprentice etc

cool pics guys.
I can't be the only one lil scared gavin is trusted with firearms? lmao j/p bro

I've started classes already wtf kinda college starts before labor day?!?

all you gay school kids, go out and get a job god damn it lol!!!

ive got a second interview for a job, its better money by $9,000 a year and its so close to home that i can walk !!!!!

wish me luck guys i will keep you updated!

all you gay school kids, go out and get a job god damn it lol!!!

ive got a second interview for a job, its better money by $9,000 a year and its so close to home that i can walk !!!!!

wish me luck guys i will keep you updated!


prostitute eh? thats always a fun job haha

all you gay school kids, go out and get a job god damn it lol!!!

hahah I got one too jim probbly bout to grab 2nd cause i'm getting jack for hours latly!

good luck though mate!

told yall Jim wa a pimp :lol:

found a job workin in SC....starting pay rate is $31k...but the thing is it is 3 hours away from where i'll be staying and have to commute home on the weekends

went to Land Rover of Wilmington and saw a 97 Range Rover with 99k miles for $11k....i think this weekend i may go fill out some finance forms and see if i can get it...

Anyone want to race me? Winner pays for lunch? Man I'm hungry, broke, and all thats here is some expired salami and a jar of peanut butter.

ill race ya. you drive your car and ill run. then you can buy me lunch :p

Does anyone else love the way the freezer smells?

mine smells like fish *barf*

Yea, I like my freezer's smell. I like the smell under my hood too. The smell of the gas station too.

got pulled over tonight for having no license plate lights... woohoo. Driving down the highway at around 3am and cop passed going other direct, I wasnt doing anything wrong didnt think anything about it till I saw the dreded brake lights and Uturn. Didnt get a ticket or anything, just told me they were out. First time I'v been pulled over in over two years.

Hope my amps come in tomorow, tired of listening to just bass (amps are for my components). Heh kinda made one of my friends mad, he just put a 12" infinity kappa perfect DVC sub and 1500w hifonics amp in his f150 and my two pioneer dvc 10's/ Cadience amp hits lot harder. Right now he has better sound quality though because I have some shitty lightning audio coaxils (not hooked up till my amps get here, cd player has no intermal amp (RCAs only)) till I get my Blapunkt components.

thats a bit annoying ,

i hear about the job 2morow so fingers crossed! i start on 14k which is approx $28k a year and my wages get reviewed after 6 months and adjusted on my performance, the woman was HOT abot 30-40 ish and drove a CL55 AMG V8 KOMPRESSOR goodness!

u'll get fired Jim for just standin around lookin at women

i wont be lookin' i'll be fuckin' LMAO!

Sometimes older women like that are sex freaks. I should know cuz I married one :naughty: Oh, and what's wrong with standing around looking at hot women? I do it all the time here at work. I work at a college and it's the beginning of a new year here with lots of young hot freshman girls. Someday when I get a video camera and get off my ass I'm going to make one of those "college girls gone wild" videos and get arrested and possibly divorced shortly thereafter... LMFAO

i work at wal-mart next to UNCW...hotness all the time...sadly i'm stocking shelves while they walk buy :(

JIM = Pimp Of The Year :lol:

hahaha my older girlfriend was a sex freak when we first went out, i loved it , still do hahahahah

Yeah, I'll never complain about it. But my wife just got the job in the department next door to mine in the same building. It's cool cuz we get to commute to work. But even though she says she doesn't mind me looking at hot young ass I think that possessive cat will come out of her. Damn, I hope this doesn't have an effect on breaktime oggling.

my girls hates me looking at other women, but its fair enough i cant stand it when she says another guy is nice, so fair is fair, we watch porn together so that makes up for it :)

my wife doesn't mind me looking as they come...but when u turn ur head as they pass is where the line is drawn...i tell her about some of the girls i see and her vice versa...

my girls hates me looking at other women, but its fair enough i cant stand it when she says another guy is nice, so fair is fair

Hmm... my girl doesn't say anything about other guys... and most of the time when I look at other girls, I'm just dissapointed with what I see :P

my wife doesn't mind me looking as they come...but when u turn ur head as they pass is where the line is drawn...i tell her about some of the girls i see and her vice versa...

Same in my case, but I still turn my head if it's worth it. I've gotten rather smooth about it. Besides, even though I'm 30 I don't look old so if I get caught looking I just smile...

But Jim is the PIMP OF THE YEAR.

hahaha , its nice to have a look, but then you realise that you have something better

i have someone whos sexy, loving, gorgeous, smart, dirty, rich, loves cars, out going, great family, EVERYTHING a guy could want , most of the girls i see love themselves and are bitches who dont even like it rough lol

PIMP OF THE YEAR , that oughta be in my sig, ive only had 3 girls though tbh, 2 of which were one night stands hahaha , 3rd one is worth sticking with now :)

You lucky foo you...LOL. You can still be pimp of the year even though you don't sleep with em' all. We know you're making mad L's with your street wankers... uh, I mean walkers.... LOL

what a "L" mate ?????

but yeah i love being with the ladies, couldnt get enough of em , but playing about sucks ass its better settled down IMO

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Us yanks don't have the cursive L to form the currency symbol for 'pound'... I guess I could have use a # or a $... I'm just being retarded...

hahaha gutted your USDM keyboards suck!!! £££££££££££ they look loads better than $$$$$$$$ they just dont cut it for me lol

my girlfriend pics up her A3 1.8 T Sport on friday YAHOO she got £5800 for her peugeot 206 for a 2001

Sweet... I love the Peugeot 206! But no 206 for USA :nono:

they ar eshit anyway mate, the build quality is TERRIBLE and they are slow , the 206 180 is crap handling and they are slower than the EP type r anyway , they look ok stock though in fairness!!

you US guys seem to get all the shit cars, however us UK guys Love the american muscle cars, chargers, pontiacs etc, i would kill to have one!

JIM = Pimp Of The Year :lol:


YAY!!!!!! its official lol !!!! im guna try and post up some new pics of my ride tonight so be awake guys :D

so ur gonna post pics of ur woman??

:lol: j/k

that's pimp talk :lol2:

There are lots of hot chics where I work too. They are all freaks too! I love my job...even though I only make 6 dollars an hour.

I'm sick today. It's horrible. My head is splitting, feel like i'm going to throw up, thraot hurts, and i keep getting that nastey eye build up so I can't see so well. No driving for me today.

shes a super freak, super freak, super freaky yeah


RIP Rick James

this is so gay......well it was. i thought something was up with my car because it was running slower than it used to......even after i put in an intake and exhaust. yesterday my brakes started to squeek and i got pissed off and couldnt handle it anymore so i got some new brake pads and cleaned everything up. i drove my car around afterwards and it felt like i got a big boost in power. i guess it was a gay brake problem, heh.

well I have a verbal tach now...


My front rca cables are picking up so much alt noise that it hurts your ears. when I rev the motor it gets higher pitched... supprized I dont have bats flying into my car.

u should run signal wires on one side and power wires on the other side of ur car, thesilentchamber. then u wont have any alternator wine.

they are ran on oppostie sides, I just went and looked at it the cable got nicked somehow and the insulation and shielding has a gap in it, thats where its comming in at I bet. Guess I'll buy some new ones.

u should run signal wires on one side and power wires on the other side of ur car, thesilentchamber. then u wont have any alternator wine.
youngin! where was nestors meet soccor field right? sure as fuck wasn't at nestors my back was hurting so i rolled on home sry i wasn't there.

it has been crzy around here, engine swaps, road trips, birthday.....

oh man are you guys in trouble as soon as i can find the time to upload the digi :uhoh:

I just read an artical on a twin turbo corvette. Pushed 1200whp, ran low 10's on street tires. In the articals it was talking about one of the major concerns were the turbos melting the hood (they were positioned on the top in front between the motor and radiator. Had a massive innercooler, it was bigger than the radiator in height and length.

Mad. Lets burn it.

Been burning shit today. YAY!!! All classified waste. Fun. They let me play with fire. I won't eat their children now..... maybe later, but not now.....

I'm single, yay. She totally fucked up, I expressed my dissapointment, she left me, THEN she abused me for leaving HER, then she said she wants me back and she loves me, then she hated me and never wanted to talk to me again, then I woke up to a msg telling me it was a funny joke of hers last night, then she told me she hated me again. I hope she doesn't kill me in my sleep. I feel so relieved to be rid of her.

cool pics guys.
I can't be the only one lil scared gavin is trusted with firearms? lmao j/p bro

I've started classes already wtf kinda college starts before labor day?!?

I'm scared of me with firearms!!! Gotta love it!!

I'm not as scared of you with firearms as I am your ex, sounds like a psycho.

She abused me again recently. I suggested she seek professional help, I was actually serious though. She'd never been really pissed off before, but yeah, when she just did, as I wrote ^ up there, scary. I'm at work, So fucking boring. I wanna go home and drink with my friends.