SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

you can come stay with me man, only a 16 hour drive from where I live to daytona beach.

Knowing how many randy little boys inhabit this thread, I caught this on TV this morning; Miss Universe loses her dress at Miranda Shopping Centre (N.S.W. Australia)

Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins stumbles during a fashion show at Westfield shopping centre in the Sydney suburb of Miranda yesterday, snagging her dress on her shoe and losing the lot. Her modesty was saved by a g-string. With little more than her dignity, she hurried off the stage.

http://img75.exs.cx/img75/4254/MissWorld_unfrocked2sept5.jpg

http://sa.nextwish.org/DPPH/Jennifer_Hawkins_loses_dress-PD_Slipvayne.avi

Apparently she went on with the parade afterwards :)

Just one more reason for living in this country... the TV stations played it 2 or 3 times at least I think. Good to see she took it in her stride and kept on with the show.

nice ass.

agreed!

what i would do to be hitting that :P

haha damn randy little boys as he put it

im not a little boy im a BIG boy, ask lucy for verification lmao

nice ass.

exactly what i was gonna say! daaaaamn, i'd tap that ass! :D :naughty:

...itz a butt...not one i care for :grinno:

storm is on itz way...i have yet to watch the news or hear anything about it except word of mouth...from wwhat i hear...itz going to be pretty bad...sux for the people in FLA...but itz an annual thing and they pay the consequence to live in that area...like stayin in kansas...aka tornado alley

I love the freckles on your chest....

Does anyone remember the guy that used to post here under the name "typeKosher" or something like that? I'm trying to find some pics of his car, I remember it has shaved cornever lights and was thinking of doing that to mine, or if anyone has any pictures of other cars that have that done. ..


Nevermind, found it, his name is emil13si

wow, his car is like a neverending work in progress.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/emil13si

that car is sick!

yeah, he posts updates on here from time to time.

omg

3,500 posts damn i need a life!

I know the feeling, I'v been posting alot sence I'v been out of work.

you guys are crazy. u two are the only ones besides me that are still online. hah

oh i got school and work but i still come back to af, its a fuckin addiction. I shit you not ive had af withdrawls

Wow that is sweet as hell.

i got school too.....well, starting on sept. 7
i'm addicted too, its weird. everyday i keep on coming back to see what everybody posted. if i'm gone for a day or something...i always gotta find a way to get back on this forum or else i'm gonna go insane or something. i'm a semi-newbie and i'm already going thru this...

haha, your a newbie... I guess my newbness wore off... I'v been here for a few months

yo thesilentchamber, have any pics or a mod list of ur 4th gen?

Wow that is sweet as hell.

wow your gay as hell :disappoin

how many post do we need again?

damn i have 119 post .

need for what?

http://www.sportsbikerider.com/useruploads/video/SBR15_Untitled.mpg good boob reduction technique for this girl. also good chin reduction, eyebrow reduction, nosejob, and thinner appearance technique.

lol!

No pictures, I'll have some up when I finish my fiberglass tutorial for the fabrication forum

mods:
Custom made body kit (hood, bumpers, fenders, quarter pannels, wing, side skirts -all did by me) 80% complete
mpfi minus dizzy sitting in box ready to be put on
11.1" prelude brake rotors/integra knuckes need SiR calipers to complete
home made short ram intake
lowered 4" ground controle coilovers


I baught the car earlyer this year and it was abused pretty bad, baught it and put about 150 bucks into the motor and it runs like new. There was not a single body pannel that was not dented, been meticusly massaging the body back into smoother than factory pannels, shaving the body line, shaving the door handles, fixing to shave the side marker lights next to the headlights. The interior is stripped- going to be making all new fiberglass interior pannels that flow into my speaker box. Going to have 4 HiFonics square 12" Atlas subs ran off 2 1500w HiFonics Brutus amps, Blaupnkt 7" component sets ran off two 300w blaupnkt amps. JCV color shifting head unit. Half of the audio stuff has been baught and is awaiting install. The entire (inside and out) thing will be sprayed with House of Kolor Orion Silver with Ice Blue pearl graphics. Once I get it all complete Then I'll get 17" rims and air cylinders.


Havnt even started on performance stuff really, just pciking up stuff every now and then as I get a good deal on it. I would like to do a b16a1 swap but will probably settle for a mini-me.

wow, that's amazing, i cant wait to see ur finished project. what do u have....a hb or 4dr? and another question.....are you sitting on ur stock shocks with the ground control coilovers?

most of my posts happened when i was at work...but i don't post that often...mostly just look around...i give my opnion in threads sometimes...but most are too redundant

jetts just post here so that he can have the highest post count in this thread

yo blu civic...wilmington is sweet. i went down there for the past few years in the summer except for this past year where i had to go to crap myrtle beach.

ah wilmington sux...just my opnion b/c itz over crowded and and no jobs in my field...and i swore i wasn't coming back here

but i was born here and majority of my family is here...so it ain't so bad

i just post here? lol this is like the only part of af i look at, always have always will

and your still beating me!

i am....what's count b/c i haven't been posting that much...

when do u realize that u just have too much HP?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6256&item=2488616523&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

The car made just under 600hp @ 22psi on a mustang dyno
When its tuned to 30psi it should be close to 700
The car ran an 11.0 @129 (22psi) in a shakedown pass with some old 22inch slicks
It has only made a handful of shakedown passes thats it, no actual races.
If someone is interested i can put you in touch with the shop that tuned and built the car also.
http://i18.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/3a/7c/b1_12_s.JPG

The weirdest thing happened the other day.....

Alright....well if you go to freeipods.com or something like that you can sign up to get urself a free ipod.....my friends have gotten their's so i thought that maybe i could get one too. well the first step was to register an account and then check "agree" or "pass" to random ads that you had to click thru. i thought that a requirement was to click on one of the ads (actually you didnt have to). so i clicked on this ad that said "poetry.com - enter a poem and win $1,000".

So i went on this site and made up a poem off the top of my head......its like 15 lines long and i sent it in (about a month ago). a few days ago i got this envelope in the mail and it said "poetry.com" on the front of it....so i quickly opened it up. there was a letter in it that said "congratulations vlad, your poem has made it to the semi-finals. out of 1,000 poems your poem has made it in the top 50 and is getting published in a book along with your biography which will then be sold in popular retail stores around the U.S".

I was like "what the hell, this is so wack, no way". and then i read on and it said that my poem has been copyrighted by myself and that i have to initial a box to prove that its my own work and that if there are any errors......i should correct them right on the paper. so i did all of this stuff and then further down on the paper it said that prizes will be awarded to all seminfinalists including a t-shirt and medal.

So now i'm waiting to find out if i'll place in the top 3. if i place in the top 3, there is a cash prize ranging from 100 bucks to 1 grand. and if you get 1st place you get entered into an annual poetry.com contest for 10 grand.

you guys probably think i'm a dork or something but i'm really not, haha. its just so weird that this happened. wish me luck.

....sooo did u get a free ipod

:lol: u write poetry...next thing u know u'll be in so coffee house with a beret (sp) and shades on snapping ur fingers while telling ur poem on stage

better yet...be like Brenden Fraser in Bedazzled when he turned all sensative with small teeth :lol:

i'm jokin...nice doing :thumbsup:

hah, my ipod shipped out....should be here next week. 5 of my friends got theirs. and about the coffee house thing....i went to the local coffee house here with some friends just to hang out and there was this guy in his middle 20s telling his poem...well, i dont think it even was the english language because he would pronounce words to try to make them rhyme when in the end they wouldnt. so he basically ended up sounding like he was talking arabian or something.

running the shocks that were on it when I buaght it, dont think there stock becuase I still have like 3" of travel with a 4" drop.

Odd thing just happened, I went to refresh the page to see if anything new had been posted and it said I had to log in (nothing too out of the normal) but then It said that i had met my wrong password quota and had to wait 15 minutes to log in, kept trying and it kept saying that althought I was putting in the right password. Waited about 20 minutes (went and watched Seinfeld) and it let me log in again.

that's wack. maybe somebody tried to sign in as you or something.

here's the poem i made off the top of my head for the contest thing....took about 1 minute:

There is this one day
In the month of May
Which was pretty bad
And also sad.
I brought home a pet fish.
It got caught on a dish
And was eaten by my mom and dad.

So I bought a cat
And named him Pat.
He ran outside after a dog,
And vanished down the street,
Into the fog.
This all happened in one May day.
And i must say...
It left me in dismay.

it so sad... ::single tear drops down my face::

haha, who knows... maybe the poetry ppl would commit suicide or soemthing from feeling bad that a fish got chomped down on

:lol: for some reason Dr. Suess came to mind

hey what's the link to the free ipod thing

I need to go to the junk yard, tired of my headlights, Need to find some new ones. Thinking maby the huge triangle ones from a focus

yea i want a free ipod too!

i made a cool poem once and sent it to this girl...i used different lines from smashing pumpkins songs :D

www.freeipods.com
i think the hard part about the whole process is sending emails out to 5 ppl and having them register with them sending out 5 emails too

oh, thats alot of work i dont even know 5 emails

i think the new bmw 5-series headlights look mean.

I might go with these 5th gens: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33710&item=7919471960&rd=1

I just got a cool idea, use some from the new 350Z.. drop the bottom part of it down into my front bumper so its almost vertial till it gets to the top where tey slant way back....

i just updated my vehicle profile...u guys should check it out

use acura tsx headlights

scratch that 350z, prices on those things are insane.

sweet, i like how you just casually decide on headlights that dont fit our 4th gens and then u'll just go and fit them in. i wish i could do that....i just dont have the right tools.

how much hp and torque with the nikes?