SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

woot woot, heading down to cape cod to chill at a friends house this weekend.

I passed 200,000 miles yesterday... engine only has half that though...

i'm taking up a new hobbie...learning about rotory engines

i'm taking up a new hobbie...learning about rotory engines

There's actually a shop close to me that does nothing but rotories. I forget their name though...

so... my computers fucked... thats why i havent been on lately, goin thru withdrawl hahha

Anyone else going to see charlie and the chocolat factory tomorow?

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04 dodge neon

... you sicken me.

Anyone else going to see charlie and the chocolat factory tomorow?

My wife and I are but not opening night... never on opening night...

Some woman in a neon hit my car when I was entering the parking lot to go see "War of the Worlds" last night. I'll forever blame that movie for this. She clipped the rear quarter panel and boosted my car up off the ground causing me to drift out up a curb and almost lose it. But I checked and the wheel is scuffed but spins straight. Now I have to really get this body work done.

-Sand and Bondo driver side rear quarter panel... no rust...
-Sand and either bondo or cut and reweld metal to passenger side rear quarter panel... small rust spot.
-Remove headliner and sunroof motor/wiring, weld in sheet metal and possible support beam, and fabricate or cut existing headliner to reinstall sun visors
-straighten dented driver side fender
-body kit with door caps? or new side molding
-sand, sand, sand, sand...
-primer
-paint

It's never going to happen...

a Neon... :shakehead

Your plan involves alot of bondo there turtle....

Good morning ohio? what... no hondas in ohio?

had a dream friday night that my wife had a crx with a H22 swapped in :biggrin: ...she came home and told me that she had a JRSC put in :D ...apparently it was her car b/c i asked if i could drive it to a friends house...she was like "why" then she said ok...go out to drive the car and see that i'm blocked in by a couple cars...i pop the hood to look at the engine with the supercharger then i woke up :(

I had trouble starting my car this morning. My wife thought she was doing me a favor by wiping the moisture off the windows. The Lil' Turtle is extremely jealous of my wife and was pissed that she was touching her. Weird... yeah, my car had like no spark. I was like WTF? It started up at lunchtime just fine though. I hope I have good compression and spark. What else?

probably your ignitor or coil in dizzy are going bad....it's extremely common.

bad ignition is the next common.

have you checked the ecu for flashes?

oh yea....hi everybody :wave: 90civicrider arrived june 24th and left yesterday. he has stories to tell, pics to post :bigthumb:

probably your ignitor or coil in dizzy are going bad....it's extremely common.

bad ignition is the next common.

have you checked the ecu for flashes?

oh yea....hi everybody :wave: 90civicrider arrived june 24th and left yesterday. he has stories to tell, pics to post :bigthumb:

ECU is clear. I think the dizzy cap may have been damp. Ignitor and coil replaced with dizzy 6 months ago. Should I replace the bosch spark plugs and finally ditch the 8.5mm Jacobs wires for NGK or would it even really matter?

wow...Ami just came out of nowhere

oh yea....hi everybody :wave: 90civicrider arrived june 24th and left yesterday. he has stories to tell, pics to post :bigthumb:

Hi.... long time no see. Damn, what was he doin, renting a room from you???? :lol2:

turtlecrxsi, i don't think that would help too much.

sometimes simply cleaning up the contacts on your ignitor makes a world of difference.

hi adrian :wave: you would not believe how nutty it has been around here :screwy: to make it worse i switched my internet from the house to the shop and in the process downgraded from dsl to dial-up. can anybody explain to me why they call it 56k when it never connects over 31k? :thumbsdow

can anybody explain to me why they call it 56k when it never connects over 31k? :thumbsdow
Because that's what it's capable of, but usually the phone lines themselves won't allow it to be that fast. Blame the phone company for putting up (or down) sh*tty wires.

ITS THE MOTHER FUCKING IRS. yup.

There is a Chevy/GMC S10 style Blazer 2 door for sale near me... like an 88-89, at, 4wd, red, deep rims, nice exhaust. I wonder how much they want for it...

so now we're using the O/T thread as our personal "thought" page :lol:

Well, I could map out a whole automotive plan whereby the vehicle's primary purpose is to get my better half naked in the back on some country trail road near a lake somewhere, but I think I'll keep those thoughts in my head and simply contribute that a decent vehicle was for sale, not a honda, but whatever...

at the car show we attended last weekend i had a guy walk up to me and start asking questions about our yellow si. no joke, ask 90civicrider, the guy asked me which would give him a better HP gain on his stock honda: intake or turbo?

:eek7: :sly:

Of corse were going to throw poo at him.

Hey guys, I found my mirror, it was behind my seats. When I hit that fence a while back It busted the mirror part out of the mirror, thought it threw it out on the side of the road somewhere. But then I was looking for something behind me seat yesterday and found it. My civic has been converted to mobil storage pretty much, only drove it like twice in the past month.

in America it's called Kraft American Slices in Canadia it's called Kraft Cheese slices...

things that make you go...hmmmm :dunno:

yes... americans are full of themselves and hafta have america in everything :p

Kind of like how in America we call it Canadian Bacon, where those damn Canadians just call it Ham. Can't wait 'til we invade and change things up there in that ass-backwards place ;)

meh

Who the hell buys cheese in the little plastic wrapers anyway... yall people discust me.

Chech this guy out

http://video.craveonline.com/video/?showVideo=1185

LOL that was sick.

I love colby cheese mmmmmmm

Excuse me while i go Hurl!!!

Who the hell buys cheese in the little plastic wrapers anyway... yall people discust me.

it's called grilled cheese sandwhich....gawd forbid you ever reproduce, you'll comprehend the value of the substance tiny human's crave.

I'm all for cheese ... and grilled cheese, and sliced cheese. But putting it in plastic wrapers is ... I dont like that. I prefer to go to the deli and get it sliced- no plastic around each slice. Its accually easyer because you dont have to take a wrapper off each one. I just dont like cheese wrapers...

Yeah but if you don't use plastic in between each slice they get stuck together. I worked at a deli for a year and a half, and found that the best way is to put 2 slices next to eachother and a piece of plastic between those and the next layer.

i say this and instantly thought of TSC

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the deli here slices it without anything between the slices, but its harder than most "sliced" cheese. I have seen them put like wax paper between them though.

lol.. that is hilarious. I'm accually a really calm person.

i say this and instantly thought of TSC

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lmao! my boss was supposed to send me that but never did!

So... I went out and "partied" with some high school kids last night. Its been years sence I'v did that. Guy fell while car surfing and like ripped his hand open... kinda makes me remember all the stupid shit I used to do. Good times.

car surfing falls into the same catagory of auto tag :slap:

oh yeah...i had my vasectomy done yesterday
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Its like... stuck.

brought the teg home yesterday :jump3:

it's not completely done but that's because the story has changed. we have somebody intrested in the car. he's coming to check it out on friday. the cool thing is if he buys it he wants a complete color change which means we get to completely strip the car apart and put it back together. i know that sounds crazy to some people...it sounds like fun to us.

...it's rare you get somebody who says: do it right, not right now :thumbsup:

My car is allways wrong, later.

Cheese (aka cheese food) in wrappers is nasty... deli (separated by wax paper owns...

That chick got smacked down... hard! LMAO!

I pulled the sunroof motor and headliner out yesterday in my crx... Nice diet. I just cut the wires, taped them off and tucked them in the A pillar. It be a PIA to try and figure out where it all connects in the fuse box... maybe I'll mess with that some other day. I can't wait to weld that sheet metal in place...

well... my car got impounded yesterday, never going to darknights again, stupid fucking cops

Haha, maby they will make it look better while they have it.

racing or watching...not that it matters b/c they'll impound it either way

sux

Hehehe... new toy... 0g crimpers... they crimp upto 4/0, 36" long makes me feel real manly squishing an 0g wire into submission.

http://autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=184529335&dealer_id=56494869&car_year=1991&search_type=both&make=HONDA&sponsorModel=&model=CIVIC&distance=0&address=27529&advanced=&certified=&max_price=&min_price=&first_record=51&end_year=1991&start_year=1981&isp=y&pager.offset=50&lang=en&cardist=517

just what i was looking for...black with dark interior...sell the engine and rims and begin my project...but the wife says in so many words "no" :(

Just buy it! tell her something like, " it's a good investment" or some load of bull like that.

not worth it... yet another east coast rip off... (honda, b16, body kit or part of one)... :disappoin

<<--- American Idiot

it was only impounded for a day, wasnt racing or watchin, was doing 20 under the speedlimit and they pulled me over in a road block

whole story is in the main forum

Just did a mockup of my paint job... going to have to get some lazers I think.

I just learned if I turn my printer resolution up to 1200dpi HQ I can print 1pt font legably, you have to use a magnafing glass, but you can read it.