SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

sexual harrasment vid :lol:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sexualharassment.wmv


it smells like fresh vagina in here :evillol: lmao
that was a good laugh man :)
thanx

:lol:

http://www.gdd.net/bkholiday/index.php

SHUT UP-JUST BUILD-AND DRIVE...save your smack for the wannabes

SHUT UP-JUST BUILD-AND DRIVE...save your smack for the wannabes

:wtf:

:lol:

http://www.gdd.net/bkholiday/index.php

LMFAO! that was fuckin hilarious man, u just made my mouth hurt again tho.... bastard :evillol:

god i love public school systems, 1 symester away from graduating from highschool and the school ive been going to since freshman year, they reject my open enrollment after 5 months of school, so effective friday im no longer aloud back to the highschool i have attended for 3 1/2 years. So for my x-mas break i get to try and get accepted into a new highschool, oh wait they will all be on xmas break to so im fucked!

ouch, thats harsh man. go kill those fuckers lol

i tried getting my transcript today and boy was that fun, never seen such a bunch of worthless ass people in my life, here is my converstation

"i need to get my transcript, so i can apply for a new school"

"why?"

"because you guys kicked me out"
*lady goes in her computer*

"we dont show that you dropped"
"i didnt drop you guys denied my enrollment"
"who did you talk to?"
"no idea they called my dad"
"was it a male or a female"
"umm i would have no idea i didnt talk to them"
"oh well we cant give you anything because you are not dropped"
"so, they lied to me? and they just told me to get my transcript to apply for a new school for fun?"
"i dont know"
"fuck this school, im sick of your bullshit"
and then i walked out

lol, nice. But why did they deny you? That doesnt make any sence why they would deny you at the last semester.

thats an awesome talking to you shoulda have thrown something around in the office like mess up her papers or something

why so she could claim assualt and he get put in jail...besides...she said he's still enrolled...i'd just show up like normal

anyone besides me like going to the top of the mountain on GTASA and bas jumping off on a bike :D

WTF....i was just running up the mountain and stopped to type the last post ...turned around to start back up the hill only to get hit by a plane that just crashed into the side of the mountain...freaky

WTF....i was just running up the mountain and stopped to type the last post ...turned around to start back up the hill only to get hit by a plane that just crashed into the side of the mountain...freaky


wtf?

yeah i read that people see those planes crahsing all the time...but that was just weird

I just raced a raptor in my buick, bet it by like three inches.

chewbaca and sascootch will eat your frig

:lol2:
http://media.big-boys.com/files01/bbpics/pic0311.jpg

yeah i read that people see those planes crahsing all the time...but that was just weird


no, i mean, wtf r u talking about? i still have no idea

wow..... i knew that was gunna happen from the first pic.... look at the first crane, it looks like its about to tip.

wow..... i knew that was gunna happen from the first pic.... look at the first crane, it looks like its about to tip.


it did tip..... lol :evillol:

no, i mean, wtf r u talking about? i still have no idea

never saw those planes on GTASA?

never saw those planes on GTASA?


nope

oh...u will...been base jumping yet? too bad there's no wind when u open the parachute

I raped a BMW 328i the other day, it was great. He kept like pulling up then rolling back at the light, we were turning left, when we got around the corner he tried to pass me I just stepped on it and walked away on him. I knew he was trying 'cause he kept behind me till like 80mph :biggrin:










http://www.fantasycars.com/sedans/bmw/hartge_e461.jpg
GOT RAPED

a sunfire gt beat my stock si yesterday.. how embarrasing :mad:

they do have 150hp tho

oh...u will...been base jumping yet? too bad there's no wind when u open the parachute


nope havent gotten that far yet, i need to buy GTASA and get a memory card tho, because i just got PS2 the other day, i always used to play my buddys PS2

that link u posted is funny as hell too

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hey

wooooooooooooooooooooooooot. i went snowboarding yesterday.

Damn the forums are slow. Havnt seen Jim lately... wander if some bloke hit in over the head with a club or something heh.

hahhaah no im still here, just got into work, and its all icy here today, sucks!!!

cant wait till xmas, should be a laugh!

how was every1's weekend, mine was ok , my girlfriend has decided to sell her A3 1.8 T sport and get a Civic EK Jordan, did u guys get them over there?

Dont believe we got them, never heard of one.

My weekend was ... Well it was boring enough I didnt realize it was a weekend.

heres a link to some info, they only made 500 of them in the UK (not sure in other countrys) they are all in yellow,

http://www.civicjordan.co.uk/ownerscars.php

value is about £2000 more than the same spec EK VTi,

hey jim u wanker :evillol: hows it going man?
my weekend sucked, stuck in a stupid store for 18hours all weekend :( i hate work

hey derek you shit stabber!! :evil:

glad to hear u had a shit weekend lol j/p

work sucks i can second that one lol, well i may have just found a new set of wheels they are

ROTA 'Group N' in bronze 15" 4x100 Civic/CRX etc etc.

not sure what they would look like in bronze though :? anyone care to photchop

lol i duno what they look like period hehe.
i just got a new steering wheel for my car, but its minus 15 out and dont feel like going outside to put it on lol. wish i could bring my car inside hehe. its an APC wheel but i dont give a shit, it was free :)

so your girl wants a b16 hatch with ugly rims and is bright yellow

yuck!

Bronze rims can look sweet on the right thing.

Get me a picture of the rims and I'll photoshop it for you.

My weekend was ... Well it was boring enough I didnt realize it was a weekend.

last sunday i was at the hospital for my monthly death bed visit. at least this time i can say i came out of it with vicodin for the home recovery :thumbsup: i barely get a chance to feel better and i end up catching some head cold this weekend. oh yea...on sat i was out driving jer's hatch. i'm 1 of 4 cars in line making a left into a gas station. a cop rolls up behind me with his lights. i think he's waiting for the traffic to filter so he can fly by. yea right, who am i kidding....he followed me into the station. i'm in the b16 hatch so i'm getting pulled over for speeding, right? cop says "i pulled you over for the light back there"....i think to myself: damnit, jer has a brake light out. so i say something like "3 out of the 4 lights are good." he then says "uhhh, i was talking about the yellow light you ran back there. you did see it, correct?"....d'oh!. he takes my ins and my license and comes back to tell me of the $600 in fines for:

1) failing to stop on a yellow or some bs ($280 the biggest fine)
2) my license addy was my previous addy
3) my license didn't look like me, he was suspicious of it being me. i had it taken after i was pregnant so i was 60lbs heavier in the pic than i am now. i know, 7 yrs later i should have gotten a new pic. i'm too lazy to go down to the dmv for a pic when they keep seding my nifty renuals in the mail
4) the ins card i gave him said it expired at midnight of the day he pulled me over. i have current cards, just haven't put one in my wallet since i've been sick.

note: he didn't even mention the brake light :dunno:

the cop then tells me he's going to let it all slide because he "has the feeling you're generally a really safe driver" :wtf: i dunno, but i'll take it.

so there ya have it.....my week in a nutshell

i almost forgot, and my pc managed to get a worm virus thingy sometime while i was sick and not even using the stupid thing :comprage1

$280 fine for running a yellow, damn your state sucks. Biggest fine in texas for street racing is a $250 ticket.


While were on the subject of cops, anyone ever been driving a car with a stripped interior and teh cop asks to search it? My hatch is completely striped except the headliner and dash, no door panels, no carpet, no interior panels, no back seat, and no window tint, and the glove box was allready open from when I got the insurance out, so he could see inside it.

Ya, when i got pulled over a couple weeks ago the cop made me get out and searched under my seats. I have no headliner and no carpet and my car is really messy.

My car was completely empty. nothing in it to be messy. I dont get troopers.

Hey ami. Do you have a week immune system or what?. Why are you always sick. Birth related?

Hey silent. Where do you live.and how old are you

http://www.machiii.net/images/wheels/big_groupn.JPG

there they are silent !!!! they are the bronze ones!

Here ya go Jim, not the best work but its 4:30am and I'm fixing to hit the sack.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/212copy.jpg

I think the rims look pretty good on it.

oh sorry man the rims are for my car not hers lol

shes keeping it stock for a while, im changing rims at the moment bud :)

cheers though, and in fairness that does look damn good !

damn, lol.

Hey ami. Do you have a week immune system or what?. Why are you always sick. Birth related?

as for colds & flu, i would have to say i have a weak immune system. i could never be a grade school teacher.

as for my stomach and whatnot troubles, i dunno what the deal is with that. it's to the point where my dr is going to start making me take tests. i don't like tests. :thumbsdow

soryr to hear ur not well ami, i always seem to be hearing of you not being well :(

well i hope everything sorts itself out soon , its not nice being ill at all, maybe you need Jer to rub something in your chest , im sure he wouldnt mind haha

all the best

Jim

Good to hear ur gettin better Ami, being sick sucks. hope everything will be alright thru the holidays :)

sick again i see (=

hope you get better, im sick of you being sick

oh sorry man the rims are for my car not hers lol

shes keeping it stock for a while, im changing rims at the moment bud :)

cheers though, and in fairness that does look damn good !

tell her to keep the audi

as for colds & flu, i would have to say i have a weak immune system. i could never be a grade school teacher.

as for my stomach and whatnot troubles, i dunno what the deal is with that. it's to the point where my dr is going to start making me take tests. i don't like tests. :thumbsdow


Damn Ami you're always coming down on something! Build up your immune system girl. Go to jamba juice and add that immune booster thing haha ;)

lol
wow ive been here for 2 years (i need a life)

Just become an alcholic, theren never sick.

lol
wow ive been here for 2 years (i need a life)


LoL

Just become an alcholic, theren never sick.


Yeh? Come and see my uncle and he'll prove your theory wrong ;)