SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

part one made it to 179 pages....time for part deux :bigthumb:

if you are tuning in late and would like to experience some of the previous insanity...stop by: http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t68462-1.html

same rules apply in this thread:

NO PORN (duh)
NO FLAMING
NO TECH :thefinger
NO REPLIES WITH 50 MILLION SMILES (we can all thank BLU CIVIC for that new pc siezing rule :sly: )

in the words of RedMan "fuck it....let's do this"

LET THE WHORING BEGIN http://www.4thgenerationcivic.com/images/icons/badassbuddy_com-cheer.gif

does this mean the other one is locked?

it is now ;)

Originally posted by Melt
does this mean the other one is locked?

has it been locked? no. hopefully people will in due time let it slip away being that this one is now sticky. then again, i could just be expecting to squeeze beer out of a rock :icon16:

Originally posted by GTA
it is now ;)

never mind...the Worden took care of it :bigthumb:

woo woo!! I had the last post in it! :sunglasse :comprage1

Originally posted by Melt
woo woo!! I had the last post in it! :sunglasse :comprage1

we can fix that.....muhahahaha :evillol:

dammit! :thefinger :lol:

well im back after a 1 week break from work, got my momo pedals on, painted the wiper arms, sorted out the horn, fitted some strobes, sorted out the mesh on the bumper, made a trip with my ex/poss girlfriend to the beach, messed about wiv m8s,

oh yeah and i got quoted £175 $325 to fit my alarm so i think it can wait :mad:

Hi Everybody (Dr. Nicks Voice):bigthumb:

Originally posted by BigBearWest
Hi Everybody (Dr. Nicks Voice):bigthumb:

dr nick ownz j00

I just shaved:


BEFORE:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/801664smBeforeShave01.jpg

AFTER:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/686928smAfterShave01.jpg

yea jimbo is back!!

looking good mike :bigthumb:

oh yeah baby, anyfin much happen while i have been gone?

melt gone straight yet?

Siz fitting a bodykit?

Ami turned Lesbo?

Marked001 got another civic ?

:wink:

haha you are copyrighted?

anyways its like 85 degrees in this mothafucka so im chillin

me and my girl were going out for three months..i called her the other day but she would pick up, but oh well.

and yes chicks do dig a nice honda, i have a date tonight (saturday), date tomorrow (sunday) blind date on wednesday..so its all good..im over all the stupid bull shit.

good luck cutie :bigthumb:

haha only playing m8

its been so hot here over the last week its been sweet, and no aircon in the civic either :(

oh yeah and goodluck wiv the dating m8 ;)

haha efstali left his number up in his away message on aim so i called him up ... hes coo :sunglasse

thanks lisa :smile: and everyone else ill try to have fun...think there only going on a date with me, because they heard I have money and pay for everything :frown:

and yea..melt is my stalker :bloated:

so they are a bunch of gold diggers.

Originally posted by EFStali
think there only going on a date with me, because they heard I have money and pay for everything

So... what're ya doin' next friday? :wink:

Originally posted by EFStali
and yea..melt is my stalker :bloated:

shieeet :thefinger

i guess i tuned in too late....but here i am:bigthumb:

that was funny about the falshing smilies:iceslolan

Originally posted by Melt


anyways its like 85 degrees in this mothafucka so im chillin

ahhhhhh! i'm blind....somebody, :1zhelp:


mike, you kick some serious ass with the copyright tattoo :worshippy why did you shave? the beardage suited you well :bigthumb:

well im heated ... i cant ride my mtn bike till i fix the rear pivot, and i cant fix the rear pivot till i find the fuckin thing ... i have 2 spare ones lying around but i cant find em and i have been looking for like 2 weeks now!!!

Hey melt, if you look close at the pic you posted of yourself you will notice there is a prety big booger hanging off to the right side of your nose.... Nice shot ace!

Anyhow, greg has a R&D thermal exaust on his hatch now... It sounds bitchen! At least it did when he left my house.

Greg: Get your E-Brakes fixed... I hate being under your car without them, it shady man. :sly:

wtf are you talking about bitch?

I am talking about the big booger hanging out of your nose in the pic. There is no need for that type of launguage, I am sure some of us dont apriciate it.

:banhim:

w00t, as Seth has said, i now have a thermal r&d exhaust, sounds so much sweeter than my old one...but ill make a new thread with pics for that later.

well date number one tonight, it was alright, we just went to the movies and saw american wedding, it was a good movie..but i doubt we're gonna go any further..ill let ya'll know later.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!
PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :bigthumb:
i gotta whore up this mofo!!! :biggrin: :bigthumb:

Originally posted by EFStali
well date number one tonight, it was alright, we just went to the movies and saw american wedding, it was a good movie..but i doubt we're gonna go any further..ill let ya'll know later.


fly over here and take me on a date, promise it wont suck :wink: :biggrin2: :icesangel

Greg, I am jelouse... Your R&D Thermal sounds soooooo good. It didnt sound that great when you were just sitting there reving (Sounded good thoe), but when you put it in gear and drove off.... Drool pudled in my mouth... I am going to get one. :icon16:

Just watched House of 1000 Corpses (written/directed by Rob Zombie).

It fucking rules.

Originally posted by XxLuckyLisaxX
fly over here and take me on a date, promise it wont suck :wink: :biggrin2: :icesangel

ill take you on a date :icesangel

-nothingface-"scission"

If I could find a way to erase the day
I would starve the endless night and burn out the lights
You don’t need to understand
You’ll never need to know anything
If you hear just what they say you’ll fear its all the same

Lost in the catacombs
Somehow I’m feeling at home
Not far to go
Not far at all

I love to see you cry I always crack a smile
I’m crowned face down with the vultures all around

Lost in the catacombs
Somehow I’m feeling at home
Not far to go
Not far at all

Never felt any distance
Never saw any signs
I never felt I was slipping
And now I’m out of time
I need to stop right now
I cannot fake this anymore
I need control right now
And get my face off the floor

Lost in the catacombs
Somehow I’m feeling at home
Not far to go
Not far at all

if you like hardcore with a melodic edge check out nothingface's "skeletons" album it feels like ripping open a wound and stiching it up again......:biggrin2:

Originally posted by ci5ic
Just watched House of 1000 Corpses (written/directed by Rob Zombie).

It fucking rules.

i always wanted to rent that movie i just keep forgeting lol

i just might have to tomarrow night

heard it is the shit


i want to see freddy vs jason!!

if your waiting to see freddy vs. jason...wait till you see the preview for the re-make of "the texas chainsaw massacre" now that movie looks like its gonna be bad-ass:spit:

Time to vent.

My damn girl for the past 10 months just blind side me. I left last week to up to ohio to help my grandparents move down, i drive 25 foot truck:iceslolan . I leave wed. we were perfect, planned on moving in togther. Talk to here thurs and fri night just misses me and wants me hoe. She gets drunk at a party fri night, i knew that already. Sat i get back to FL and my brither calls me and asks if i want to go to the mudruns cause my dad won't let him go unless i drive, new 2003 dodge ram. OK, call up girlfriend and ask her and she says it is a girls night out. Alright, i going to the mud runs. Will pull up next to the wall and look across the strip and who do i see, my girl, her best friend, her freinds boyfreind and 5 other guys. Ok, i trust her. Ask her Sun morning before she goes to work and she gets on my case about not trusting her. I am sorry just asking. She comes over to my house after work and says lets take a week long break, she needs to get her life in order(in debt up to her eyeballs, typical girl) I tried calling her a couple times and she wouldn't talk to me so i went to go ask her whats up with this. Just didn't want to hurt my, she doesn't want to be blunt, it is her fault. At the point i am getting pissed of and want to know and she wouldn't tell me. Ends up she fucked some guy at the party she just meet. I still love her though even after all this but she wants her time, fine. When my car club found out, all hell all most broke loose, some guys wanted to after the guy and started calling girl names. I had to get in their faces and told them not to, i still have feelings for her. Nobody could believe this, her family, my family, our freinds. Hell i helped her graduate high school and helped her with her horses and other animals. Okay end vent.

Lisa, ill try to get out to Cali and take you on a date :wink: But...it might take a year or two for me to get out there..so dont get ugly :biggrin:

Originally posted by XxLuckyLisaxX



fly over here and take me on a date, promise it wont suck :wink: :biggrin2: :icesangel

:eek2:

i thought you had a man?!?!?! :confused:

Originally posted by turbcivic
Time to vent.

My damn girl for the past 10 months just blind side me. I left last week to up to ohio to help my grandparents move down, i drive 25 foot truck:iceslolan . I leave wed. we were perfect, planned on moving in togther. Talk to here thurs and fri night just misses me and wants me hoe. She gets drunk at a party fri night, i knew that already. Sat i get back to FL and my brither calls me and asks if i want to go to the mudruns cause my dad won't let him go unless i drive, new 2003 dodge ram. OK, call up girlfriend and ask her and she says it is a girls night out. Alright, i going to the mud runs. Will pull up next to the wall and look across the strip and who do i see, my girl, her best friend, her freinds boyfreind and 5 other guys. Ok, i trust her. Ask her Sun morning before she goes to work and she gets on my case about not trusting her. I am sorry just asking. She comes over to my house after work and says lets take a week long break, she needs to get her life in order(in debt up to her eyeballs, typical girl) I tried calling her a couple times and she wouldn't talk to me so i went to go ask her whats up with this. Just didn't want to hurt my, she doesn't want to be blunt, it is her fault. At the point i am getting pissed of and want to know and she wouldn't tell me. Ends up she fucked some guy at the party she just meet. I still love her though even after all this but she wants her time, fine. When my car club found out, all hell all most broke loose, some guys wanted to after the guy and started calling girl names. I had to get in their faces and told them not to, i still have feelings for her. Nobody could believe this, her family, my family, our freinds. Hell i helped her graduate high school and helped her with her horses and other animals. Okay end vent.

ouch dude, thats harsh, pretty much same thing that happened to my buddy but i had to break the news to him about his gf fuckin someone else, i found out thru one of my friends and he wasnt pissed suprisingly, this was lastnight and she was like in tears when she found out he knew, but i think there still goin out.. not sure but she stayed at his place lastnight so i assume they still r

jeez.. whats with ppl cheating lately?

see if you dont have a gf they cant cheat :thefinger

















































i hate my dismal existance :frown:

OK THERE'S A PROB WITH THIS THREAD!!!! AMI!!!


"PART DUEX" ??? maybe other Canadian's noticed this too. It is supposed to be spelled "DEUX".



go and rent Hot Shots: Part Deux if u dont believe me.



:loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:

Don't even get me started on girl problems. :bloated:

IVE done it, ive reached the top:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/memberlist.php?s=&what=topposters&perpage=10

Originally posted by dirtydx
OK THERE'S A PROB WITH THIS THREAD!!!! AMI!!!


"PART DUEX" ??? maybe other Canadian's noticed this too. It is supposed to be spelled "DEUX".



i'm not canadian, eh.

as if you have NEVER made a typo before...i suppose you walk on water too? :thefinger

Originally posted by crxlvr
IVE done it, ive reached the top:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/memberlist.php?s=&what=topposters&perpage=10

im only 7 users behind you :thefinger and quite a few of the people bridiging the gap dont even post anymore.

7 is far enough behind, plus your down like 2000 posts bro.

i wouldnt worry bout me catchin you if i were you ... im almost 2k behind you.

wow...i'm only on post #2 in the new thread:frown:

well wait till i go back to work monday :loser:

changed out my rear shocks yesterday and in the process i decided to lower the rear as far as it could go:biggrin: now after settling my rear wheels sit about .75" inside the wheel well:bigthumb: now when i do the front shocks....i'm going to lower it about .25" more :confused:

YAY!, finally got my c.d. player back from circuit city today and put it in. They had long enough but I'm so glad I got it back the damn radio sucks, I f*ckin' hate pop music and boy bands, that's all that's on the radio now:screwy:

Originally posted by crxlvr
7 is far enough behind, plus your down like 2000 posts bro.

Check again! http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/vbstats.php?action=topposters Remember you got some freebies from that PH site you came from. Melt is a good 500 ahead of you in actual posts on this site :loser:

well... tonight sure kicked ass
found out 2 girls like me... was with both of them tonight lol, so just tryin to find out wut one to ask out cuz i like em both lol

did a nice smoke show tonight, and i mean NICE... the inner fenders are caked with rubber now lol i couldnt see infront of me cuz there was so much smoke hehe, it was soooooo awesome,

cruised around tonight, saw shit loads of ppl i knew and shit, tommorow i'm goin to the exhuast shop to get an estimate for the 2 inch or 2.25 inch pipe as well:bigthumb:

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Check again! http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/vbstats.php?action=topposters Remember you got some freebies from that PH site you came from. Melt is a good 500 ahead of you in actual posts on this site :loser:

haha sweet thanks for pointing that out.

and if you look ... that count matches my real count too . .. i was never on PH ... AF was my first forum.

Part 2! Yay, WHORE ON!!!!!!!!!!!

I put in my posting form to be sent to Richmond. (Sydney) So Im will hopefully be on the RAAF base down there by next feb hopefully. ;)

And Ami, do I need to post my tattoo like a million times so you can see it this time cuty? :tongue: