SERIOUSLYoff topic thread PART TROIS...minus postwhores!

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u may have beat a neon slt....but expresso ow3ns u :D

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u may have beat a neon slt....but expresso ow3ns u :D

Maybe if I had a broken left foot... LMAO! :lol2:

I guess I'll make it smaller tonight or turn it sideways or something

i dont have any bad replies, cause i lost my truck sat.
here some pictures....

http://photobucket.com/albums/v162/jetts/Wrecked%20Taco/

woah, wtf happened?

i was sitting in my car parked infront of my friends house, waiting for him to get home and this guy fell asleep at the wheel and hit my truck from behind doing 40 or so...
pushed me 2 houses down and into the middle of the street, the cops made him do a breathalizor, he was sober, but to me he looks like he was cracked out.
He has no insurance, a suspended license, and had a warranty..

im ok, just kinda pissed. I just finished my bed on monday too

i would have beat him down....in front of the police

sory man...and u just finished it...mabey he didn't like the rims either ;)

the funny things people say on AF :icon16:

if driving a supra automatic that ur daddy bought for you means you can race then i guess u can race. hello if ur in a supra ur gonna win no matter who you are.

i was sitting in my car parked infront of my friends house, waiting for him to get home and this guy fell asleep at the wheel and hit my truck from behind doing 40 or so...
pushed me 2 houses down and into the middle of the street, the cops made him do a breathalizor, he was sober, but to me he looks like he was cracked out.
He has no insurance, a suspended license, and had a warranty..

im ok, just kinda pissed. I just finished my bed on monday too

If he wasn't arrested you must live in fucking Mexico. No insurance + suspended license + falling asleep at the wheel (ie. careless driving) = jail time...

As soon as he gets it fixed, I'd rent a backhoe and accidentally run over/crush the front end of the truck so the frame gets damaged.

I hate seeing people get screwed like this...

Yall people get too emotional over stuff, just take some of these can kill out.

New smaller sig.

looks boring

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"

changed my sig

Does anyone know what the hell happened to all the moderators for the '92-'95 Forum and the "global" moderators for the whole H/A sub forums??? Seems like the more stupid newbies we get, the more the mods disappear. Looks like all that time it took to vote and try to get people in the postions worked out well :loser:. If a mod can't do their job, then they should step aside and give the job to someone else (someone who will actually stick around). End vent...

haven't noticed...but i don't frequent that forum really...only active mod i've seen here is GTA...but this forum takes care of itself for th most part...but that's not to say that any mods aren't lurking

oh yeah... here in the 4th gen forum it's nice. But in the other forums, it doesn't even seem like anyone's lurking there. There have been quite a few threads started that should have been deleted from day 1, but are still open. And then there are the people who have been bringing back old threads for no reason. Usually those would get closed down and a warning would be given, but nothing has been done. Last mod I saw (other than the 4th gen forum of course) was Eckoman, and I only see him respond once every 3 weeks or so. I guess only time will tell.

Yeah, mods around this place are getting sketchy, but I dont fucking care, less chance I'll get banned... again. New sig is boring, I felt inconfident so I felt the need to write my name is big bright letters.

Very true. I've been ripping into newbies a little more lately. I figure if the moderators aren't going to do anything about it then it's time for the rest of us to handle it our own way.

I feel bad for people who are running 800X600 resolution when they see your sig. It must have killed them with your last one. Oh well, screw them I'm running 1280X1024 resolution so it doesn't bother me any. And at least people will remember who's post they're reading :D

I run 1024x768 on one computer and like 1600x1200(think thats it, something crazy high) on the other.

I think I blew the head gasket on my lawn mower earlyer, time to rebuild it I guess. It was in desperate need of new rings, blow by was horrid.

Are some of the avitars not showing up for other people also?

Yeah I've been having that problem for about a month now. Sometimes they'll show up (random ones) and sometimes they won't. Even mine doesn't show up for me sometimes and it's not hosted on AF.

My sunroof leaked on my head in the rain storm on the way to work. Somebody buy my car...

I have a 23" flat screen and run 1920x1200, so your sigs are fine with me... I like 'em.


I run 1024x768 on one computer and like 1600x1200(think thats it, something crazy high) on the other.

MAN....i have 790 posts in this thread

changed my sig one more time...gonna keep this for a while

Bruce Lee was the man. I definently wouldn't want to act in a movie with him (if I was on the other side anyways). I remember watching a documentary about him. They said when they filmed that fight scene and he kicked that guy in the end, and he really kicked him and broke some ribs.

I have 744, I'm catching up. I think at one time a while back I was in first.

Whats wrong with you fuckers, four days and no posts.

I have nothing to say...

oh yeah, I bought "Cannonball Europe" DVD and it pretty much sux...

the titles makes it sound like it sux

people up here said the main relay was gonna cost around $40....cost me $67 from the dealership :sly:

people up here said the main relay was gonna cost around $40....cost me $67 from the dealership :sly:

My car doesn't like to start after sitting all day in the hot/humid outside either. But I just air out the car... I thought of a nice fix for those people who are afraid of melting their main relay... hook up a dc computer fan to a toggle. Flip the switch and run the fan for awhile, cut it off, then voila... start your car.

BTW, I've heard that NAPA carries main relays for cheap...

$60 at Napa

$60 at Napa

Supply and demand...

...speaking of which. I paid 20 bux yesterday to put 9.2 gallons of gas in my car. If we do move to the city, I'll be the one dressed up wearing a tie on the bmx or skateboard... sheesh

anyone tall and own a 4 door, its been awhile since i drove a 4 door and i was like 15 at the time, might be buying a white 4 door. Im like 6' 2" anyone else tall....

is it compfy?

melt is like 6'5''-6'6'' i think and he had a 4 door. it wasnt too bad, if you do mind leaning the seat back.

i think im going to get one, they are pretty cheap saves me like almost 3gs for a new project

I work at Honda. Maybe i can get it cheaper with my discount. What car is it for or what year?

91 4dr

well talked to my wife...she put in the new main relay and it still didn't start....checked the rotor cap and button, but they're brand new and fine...think i should replace the rotor?

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=184638848&dealer_id=56502559&car_year=1990&search_type=used&make=HONDA&model=CIVIC&distance=75&address=85310&certified=&advanced=&max_price=&min_price=&end_year=1991&start_year=1988&isp=y&lang=en&cardist=34
car im looking at

I'd offer 1500 since it's automagic...

Blu, did you try push starting it? Dizzy may have went on vacation...

whats wrong with an automatic?

whats wrong with an automatic?

Boring IMO...

ohwell, its just a daily driver...

going to get my caddy done

Just finished the paint on my cue stick, satin black with ice blue pearl offset candy cane stipes going up it, and switch direction after the rubberized grip tward the grip. Its insanely distracting to other players if I spin it while there shooting lol.

A dork in a kia minivan played fastnfurious with me on the freeway yesterday, so I wasted his ass with my middle finger out the window over 100mph... I feel stupid for even typing this much less the fact that I wasted my time doing that yesterday... ugh! :disappoin

someone tried to do the same thing to my dad in an early 90's caravan while he was driving he 535i

was kinda funny IMO

Every time I look at your sig I want to watch Enter the Dragon... but then I think about John Saxon and then I think about the movie Fast Company and then I stop thinking about it... (note: I bought Fast Co. and gave it to a redneck who in turn said it sucked and gave it away to another redneck...)

thought you guys might enjoy this

http://www.everyvideogame.com/games/nes/Punch-Out!!?SID=9706dd00cbbb38c6c0d9c7d886334dfe

thought you guys might enjoy this

http://www.everyvideogame.com/games/nes/Punch-Out!!?SID=9706dd00cbbb38c6c0d9c7d886334dfe

can't get it to work....

http://www.everyvideogame.com

down for some reason :dunno: but i was playing mike tyson punchout

woo hoo tko'd his ass in round 3

i lost the title match to Honda...isn't that ironic...my sig was telling the truth :lol:

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
thought about;


Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?


How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?


Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your
license, are you going to be smiling?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?



Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


What do you call male ballerinas?


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?


If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?


Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?



Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?

Anyone else as lseepy as I am?

I cut all my hair off :(