SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

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Thats what I thought, Johnson.

Thats what I thought, Johnson.

What? You guys thought I would stop whoring just because I hit 10k? Yeah... I thought so too.. Odd.

Any of you fuckers watch Gold Rush?

Every Viking needs a boat... :D

No. I actually don't watch tv anymore. I throw a movie on before bed but I'm so all over the place, the dvr collected & I never watched

No. I actually don't watch tv anymore. I throw a movie on before bed but I'm so all over the place, the dvr collected & I never watched

ugh I hate movies. I'm pretty sure I might have ADD even though I don't believe ADD is a real thing. Seriously for a 30 minute program I have to watch it at minimum three times to tell you what actually happens. I try to watch but I always end up doing something else and its not because I'm not interested, its because I cant hold interest.

the fuck was that all abooot?
Only closeted gay guys who play keep away with random girls' funky hats, and prostitute women with closeted gay boyfriends, that have alcoholic pill popping mothers with bruises... play L.A.R.P.... by themselves? :dunno:

ugh I hate movies. I'm pretty sure I might have ADD even though I don't believe ADD is a real thing. Seriously for a 30 minute program I have to watch it at minimum three times to tell you what actually happens. I try to watch but I always end up doing something else and its not because I'm not interested, its because I cant hold interest.
I have a friend that is the same way. I was so happy when he got rid of cable. No more getting into an episode of a show, only to have him turn to something else after every commercial break. I tried to get him into some show I like (Mr. Show and Arrested Development specifically), but he couldn't handle it. If it's a show that has a continuing story line from one episode to the next, he can't do it. Somehow he was able to watch every episode of Trailer Park boys with no problem.

I have a friend that is the same way. I was so happy when he got rid of cable. No more getting into an episode of a show, only to have him turn to something else after every commercial break. I tried to get him into some show I like (Mr. Show and Arrested Development specifically), but he couldn't handle it. If it's a show that has a continuing story line from one episode to the next, he can't do it. Somehow he was able to watch every episode of Trailer Park boys with no problem.
Is this the point where I'm supposed to ramble, so we can get this shit to page 100?!

Is this the point where I'm supposed to ramble, so we can get this shit to page 100?!

Yes. BUT. Legit response:

I don't change the channel, I'll start... like tonight I keep working on a sketching/drafting table I've been building. But I'm not really working on it till tomorrow... but I'm trying to watch Gold Rush, but I keep piddling with the top of the table, like how I'm going to lay out the lines on it and stuff. But then I'm like "Oh shit, right, Gold Rush... Let me rewind 38 minutes out of the 40 minutes that have played thus far.

Yes. BUT. Legit response:

I don't change the channel, I'll start... like tonight I keep working on a sketching/drafting table I've been building. But I'm not really working on it till tomorrow... but I'm trying to watch Gold Rush, but I keep piddling with the top of the table, like how I'm going to lay out the lines on it and stuff. But then I'm like "Oh shit, right, Gold Rush... Let me rewind 38 minutes out of the 40 minutes that have played thus far.
Gotcha. Seems I do something, sort of, similar. Usually I'll only do it if I know the DVR is recording it, or if it's going to be repeated in another 2-3 hours. And of course it's nothing actually productive that I'm doing at the time. So I guess in my case, it's more of a conscience decision, rather than a mind slip.

Only closeted gay guys who play keep away with random girls' funky hats, and prostitute women with closeted gay boyfriends, that have alcoholic pill popping mothers with bruises... play L.A.R.P.... by themselves? :dunno:
I feel that I should mention what L.A.R.P. is for you non-dorks, since you've probably done a Google search by now anyways. L.A.R.P. is Live Action Roleplay, not to be confused with kinky shit. It's basically people dressing in medieval attire, acting out fantasy Dungeons & Dragons type shit. Or simply medieval "combat" with homemade fake armor and foam weapons. As seen in the movie Role Models, with that dude with the MILF mom from American Pie, and that Paul Rudd dude from Anchorman and a bunch of other stuff. Or even more closer to being as nerdy as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

I feel that I should mention what L.A.R.P. is for you non-dorks, since you've probably done a Google search by now anyways. L.A.R.P. is Live Action Roleplay, not to be confused with kinky shit. It's basically people dressing in medieval attire, acting out fantasy Dungeons & Dragons type shit. Or simply medieval "combat" with homemade fake armor and foam weapons. As seen in the movie Role Models, with that dude with the MILF mom from American Pie, and that Paul Rudd dude from Anchorman and a bunch of other stuff. Or even more closer to being as nerdy as this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw

I only know LARPing becuse of Tosh.OHHHHH

I only know LARPing becuse of Tosh.OHHHHH
I use to play D&D with my brother's friends, who were slightly active in L.A.R.P., but I just couldn't cross over enough to be that totally nerdy to go with them.

Shit, did I ever mention playing D&D before on here? Maybe that would help explain to all of you why I'm such a dork, if I didn't. AD&D Version 2 was the best IMO. Everything else after that dumbed the game down to try to entice other dorks like me into it.

ugh I hate movies. I'm pretty sure I might have ADD even though I don't believe ADD is a real thing. Seriously for a 30 minute program I have to watch it at minimum three times to tell you what actually happens. I try to watch but I always end up doing something else and its not because I'm not interested, its because I cant hold interest.

I'm generally doing something, working on my laptop or something so I don't really end up paying attention. I end up putting on movies I've seen and just like. Random stuff from mall rats to the jerk.

I'm generally doing something, working on my laptop or something so I don't really end up paying attention. I end up putting on movies I've seen and just like. Random stuff from mall rats to the jerk.
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I tried to thank you and this is what happened 😂😂😂😂😂

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He screws them some place very uncomfortable....like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Jwt :d

Jwt :d

Jwt :d

JWT. :rofl:

JWT. :rofl:

Sup nigga?

He screws them some place very uncomfortable....like in the back of a Volkswagen? LOL Here's a sad and pathetic fact, about how naive Spoon was growing up. When I first say the movie, I was probably a sophomore or junior in high school. When I saw that part of the movie, I thought it was amusing, but clearly didn't get the punchline. All I thought was "lol, Volkswagen ARE really small, that's funny". Fast forward to being 20 or 21 and watching it again after years, and not a virgin anymore... *light bulb goes off inside Spoon's head*.

Ok. I was going to post a Headshake2 smilie after that (because obviously I was oblivious as a kid), but I can't. I get the finger point icon over the smilies, but nothing happens when I click them. If I click the "More" link below them, it brings me to the front page of AF. So. Pathetic tale turns to bug report...?

Jwt :d
I'm too damn old, and way out of touch... what the hell does JWT stand for? Someone please help me out.

I'm too damn old, and way out of touch... what the hell does JWT stand for? Someone please help me out.

I'm in the same club.

I'm in the same club.

more progress on the sketching table. Top is sealed, got to mask it out for graphics tomorrow and spray those. Then clear and sand and clear and sand and clear and sand and clear and sand and clear and sand...etc.

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anybody remember the correct size for a sig banner??

J.ust W.andering T.hrough

anybody remember the correct size for a sig banner??

Yes, Its 1 million pixels x 3 pixels.

Yes, Its 1 million pixels x 3 pixels.

This happened in the world. That makes me happy.

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Yes, Its 1 million pixels x 3 pixels.

Go pleasure yourself :flippa:

Go pleasure yourself :flippa:

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anybody remember the correct size for a sig banner??
500x150 or 500x100? Really depends on what the specific site will allow as a max. When I go to the User CP and try to add one on here, it says the max is 500x500, with a max file size of 19.5 KB. Personally, I think the 500 height is pretty excessive though. That's taller than the box I'm typing this message in, which is also too tall for my taste.

You could always google images, something like "forum signature size". There's probably charts to compare the sizes, for preference.

Go pleasure yourself :flippa:
*Pssst* There's only 1 p in flipa. So :flipa:

*pssst* there's only 1 p in flipa. So :flipa:

haha

*Pssst* There's only 1 p in flipa. So :flipa:

Totally pwnd

:banhim:

Totally pwnd

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Well I'm glad the cannibal thing didn't stretch on forever.

Well I'm glad the cannibal thing didn't stretch on forever.

Yeah.... and good thing the big "you done fucked up... i got bit" reveal didnt wind up being pointless. That said, they did a lot mo killin, and that makes it all better

Yeah.... and good thing the big "you done fucked up... i got bit" reveal didnt wind up being pointless. That said, they did a lot mo killin, and that makes it all better

Also, maybe youve noticed they're doing a lot more cliffhangery stuff this season. They always left off with something new to be revealed but not like this season. The end of this last episode was a pure peek-a-boo cliffhanger. WHAT HAPPENED TO CAROL!?!?!?!

Also, maybe youve noticed they're doing a lot more cliffhangery stuff this season. They always left off with something new to be revealed but not like this season. The end of this last episode was a pure peek-a-boo cliffhanger. WHAT HAPPENED TO CAROL!?!?!?!

...and other things I'd like to bitch about now that somebody else is watching this:

1) Are they gonna go back to get that bag Rick buried? The one that has the mysterious "blade with a red handle" they made it a point to mention to us two episodes ago?

2) That blonde girl that Daryl had the really creepy pedo moment with last season.... I forgot she existed, and I dont think I really care much. I dont even know her name or where exactly she came from

3) I dont get why the DC crew guy wants Glenn and Maggie to come with. Does he want to watch them bone on the road? He should be concentrating on that young (lesbian?) chick who seems to be begging for some attention. Hasn't he heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

...and other things I'd like to bitch about now that somebody else is watching this:

1) Are they gonna go back to get that bag Rick buried? The one that has the mysterious "blade with a red handle" they made it a point to mention to us two episodes ago?

2) That blonde girl that Daryl had the really creepy pedo moment with last season.... I forgot she existed, and I dont think I really care much. I dont even know her name or where exactly she came from

3) I dont get why the DC crew guy wants Glenn and Maggie to come with. Does he want to watch them bone on the road? He should be concentrating on that young (lesbian?) chick who seems to be begging for some attention. Hasn't he heard of Stockholm Syndrome?

They did go back and get the bag, and in last nights episode Rick held true to his promise of killing the guy with the red handled machete. Keep up slacker.

Thats ... oh fuck... the old guy with the farm, Maggies dad, thats her daughter/Maggies sister. Shes the one that semi tried to kill herself at the farm. Did did have that curious night they spent in the trunk of a car. I know it mentions in one episode she is 17, but that was at the prison... maybe shes "legal" now lol.

Not sure why they wanted Glenn and Maggie, but I kinda agree with them going with. Ricks insano, everyone else from the group has dropped like flies, seems like not that bad of an option. Yeah the whole "lesbo" thing is strange to me also.. I'm not convinced she munches the carpet, and why is she insanely hot and wearing skimpy cut offs and such on this crazy (I REFUSE to say "cray" or "cray-cray" REFUSE) DC Convoy.

Yeah.... and good thing the big "you done fucked up... i got bit" reveal didnt wind up being pointless. That said, they did a lot mo killin, and that makes it all better

Yeah, which brings up a pet peeve of mine, in earlier seasons you get bit you come down with this crazy fever and you die. Then farmer guy got bit and they chopped off his leg on site, but if it was like a blood borne thing then it would have already been in his bloodstream, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Now home boy gets bit on the god damned neck, lives, gets his leg amputated (whats with biting and leg loss??) with little to not meds I'm guessing, and lives through both?! I call BS. Maybe since everyone turns now its ok to get bit?

Yeah, which brings up a pet peeve of mine, in earlier seasons you get bit you come down with this crazy fever and you die. Then farmer guy got bit and they chopped off his leg on site, but if it was like a blood borne thing then it would have already been in his bloodstream, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Now home boy gets bit on the god damned neck, lives, gets his leg amputated (whats with biting and leg loss??) with little to not meds I'm guessing, and lives through both?! I call BS. Maybe since everyone turns now its ok to get bit?

They play pretty fast n loose with the rules of how people turn into zombies. Definitely used to seem like a 4 hour operation to turn from human, but gotdam Deangelo Barksdale (for the Wire watchers) lasted days.

Also you may have noticed in S4 the walkers somehow developed a stealth mode where they can sneak up on anybody for a jump scare. But every time you SEE the fuckers they cant stop making those can opener sound effects. Shit like that pisses me off, but the show stays juuuuusst interesting enough for me to get past it

They did go back and get the bag, and in last nights episode Rick held true to his promise of killing the guy with the red handled machete. Keep up slacker.

Thats ... oh fuck... the old guy with the farm, Maggies dad, thats her daughter/Maggies sister. Shes the one that semi tried to kill herself at the farm. Did did have that curious night they spent in the trunk of a car. I know it mentions in one episode she is 17, but that was at the prison... maybe shes "legal" now lol.

Not sure why they wanted Glenn and Maggie, but I kinda agree with them going with. Ricks insano, everyone else from the group has dropped like flies, seems like not that bad of an option. Yeah the whole "lesbo" thing is strange to me also.. I'm not convinced she munches the carpet, and why is she insanely hot and wearing skimpy cut offs and such on this crazy (I REFUSE to say "cray" or "cray-cray" REFUSE) DC Convoy.


Dam youre right. I forgot they went back already before going to the church. That makes his whole "but I made you a promise" line make sense. I was confused when I watched it yesterday.

Riiight, suicide girl. I cared so much about that episode back then that I totally forgot about her backstory. its kinda hard to keep up when they kill off main characters every third episode

They play pretty fast n loose with the rules of how people turn into zombies. Definitely used to seem like a 4 hour operation to turn from human, but gotdam Deangelo Barksdale (for the Wire watchers) lasted days.

Also you may have noticed in S4 the walkers somehow developed a stealth mode where they can sneak up on anybody for a jump scare. But every time you SEE the fuckers they cant stop making those can opener sound effects. Shit like that pisses me off, but the show stays juuuuusst interesting enough for me to get past it


I have noticed that too. I guess its one of those things where at this point the walkers are almost just an element like weather. Its always there, theres nothing you can do about it. In that sense I feel its kinda ok for them to cheat the rules of the walkers a little, to move things along. I do find the ratio of walkers to humans to be absurd, and the sheer number of walkers to be insane as well- its like city density population everywhere they go.

Dam youre right. I forgot they went back already before going to the church. That makes his whole "but I made you a promise" line make sense. I was confused when I watched it yesterday.

Riiight, suicide girl. I cared so much about that episode back then that I totally forgot about her backstory. its kinda hard to keep up when they kill off main characters every third episode

I have a love/hate thing going on with her. I find her charming, but I also find her annoying. She was one of those characters that kinda rode along in the shadows until recently. Seems like COOOORRRAAALLL is not as prominent role this season.

Dam youre right. I forgot they went back already before going to the church. That makes his whole "but I made you a promise" line make sense. I was confused when I watched it yesterday.

Riiight, suicide girl. I cared so much about that episode back then that I totally forgot about her backstory. its kinda hard to keep up when they kill off main characters every third episode

No shit. Its like Game of Thrones. I guess it keeps actors from getting cocky when at any moment they could stop getting scripts.

Changing spark plugs on a V6 Kia Sedona sucks ass. You have to take off the intake plenum, just to get to the rear 3 plugs. Horrible way to kill 3 hours, especially when the engine feels like molten lava to touch.

Changing spark plugs on a V6 Kia Sedona sucks ass. You have to take off the intake plenum, just to get to the rear 3 plugs. Horrible way to kill 3 hours, especially when the engine feels like molten lava to touch.

Your first mistake is working on a Kia :icon16:

Your first mistake is working on a Kia :icon16:
No, no no. The first mistake was letting my mom go vehicle shopping with out me :tongue:

No, no no. The first mistake was letting my mom go vehicle shopping with out me :tongue:

My first mistake was August 16th, 1997.

My first mistake was August 16th, 1997.

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I'd still hit it, even if she was :runaround:

But seriously (ok I am serious, but still), I lost my v-card to a crazy fucking ginger. She married some hippy dude from high school, and messaged me on AIM years later, and basically said "hey, we could totally hang out some time if you're into it." Thank god she ignored me as much as I did her after that, when I worked at the big local mall, and she came into the store I was working in...pushing her baby in a stroller. Pretty much turned me off to gingers for lif... Actually in the past year ginger girls have re-peaked my interest.

I'd still hit it, even if she was :runaround:

But seriously (ok I am serious, but still), I lost my v-card to a crazy fucking ginger. She married some hippy dude from high school, and messaged me on AIM years later, and basically said "hey, we could totally hang out some time if you're into it." Thank god she ignored me as much as I did her after that, when I worked at the big local mall, and she came into the store I was working in...pushing her baby in a stroller. Pretty much turned me off to gingers for lif... Actually in the past year ginger girls have re-peaked my interest.

Ohhh I love gingers.

Ohhh I love gingers.

Wanna watch me talk to myself for 9 minutes? lol.
http://youtu.be/_Vn5dvWtbd0

Ohhh I love gingers.

I love not being a supervisor in a corporate retail joint anymore. Now I'm whatever color I want. I prefer reds, brings out mah green eyeballs. Currently it's more an eggplant color. I think my bf likes it more than I do....my skin is like 1 shade off of translucent.

Amy your inner goth is showing!

Wanna watch me talk to myself for 9 minutes? lol.
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Got desktop icons? You're lucky I saw 2 AF bookmarks. I'm pretty sure having that many & no AF is ban able....if not it damn well should be!

Got desktop icons? You're lucky I saw 2 AF bookmarks. I'm pretty sure having that many & no AF is ban able....if not it damn well should be!

Not bookmarks, photos.

I love not being a supervisor in a corporate retail joint anymore. Now I'm whatever color I want. I prefer reds, brings out mah green eyeballs. Currently it's more an eggplant color. I think my bf likes it more than I do....my skin is like 1 shade off of translucent.

Amy your inner goth is showing!

Yeah, boyfriends like redheads.... "redheads"....

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she has really nice, ummm, red hair...

she has really nice, ummm, red hair...

Soft... supple.... red hair.

Soft... supple.... red hair.

You so funny,

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