SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

well two pizzas at once means an extra 15 minutes at the 7-11 bathroom at least... gotta buy a magazine too

Wash it down with a 40 and you've got a hell of a Friday night, young man.

Well I cant leave until I get the delivery of the parka my balls ordered

If you recall in previous convo, I had said that I had no tried skittles since cira 1994. Well while at the local Plaid Pantry (convenience store chain) I picked up a bag of Riddles Skittles. These things are for sure better than I remember. Maybe I'll try them again this decade

Im tellin you.... purple skittles (pronounced "skiddoes") are the truth..... mix that with a bag of DarkSide Skiddoes and you got a mix so potent you'll wanna hook it to your vein

http://i.imgur.com/j1of8Ea.gif

I'm not sure if I'm eating them correctly.

Long as you're actually eating them, you're doing ok...... unlike this wasteful asshole

http://i.imgur.com/nCXmkBG.gif

This method is a little better

http://gregbrown.co/sa/skittles.gif

Holy fuck we *looks at back of hand* really do love Skittles more than anybody else

http://hoopeduponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/derrick_rose_skittles.jpg

This method is a little better

http://gregbrown.co/sa/skittles.gif

I'm pretty sure more than a few of them went up his nose.

So I know Spoon likes fondling the cheap beer, what are your cheep beer choices?

I just picked up my favorite el' cheepo- Rolling Rock. $11 for an 18 pack. AND its not light beer, its 5.4% alcohol I think. Tastes like water as long as its cold. I just mixed one with an AMP orange energy drink.

Favorite all time cheap beer is Beer 30 Ice, hands down. Tastes like stale piss if you drank it out of a sweaty old shoe but

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c792bcdb2e73e0868a7b4998234b692/tumblr_mjfsusLzpz1s6ndfzo1_250.gif

But if I cant find that particular brand of swill, I go for the Miller High Life. Not even to be ironic about it... I just like it. its way better in the bottle than the can though. I guess that goes for most beers

I never tried Beer 30, seen it a time or two a long time ago. Wrote it off as "horrible cheap beer". I'll give it a try if I ever see it again.

There is actually a beer made by 10 Barrel Brewing called Swill. Its a citrus beer, easy drinking. I could consume it by the keg load.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fD3SnVa7fDE/UZ2U8LsdLDI/AAAAAAAABnE/ZjBCXeo-MUA/s1600/swill.jpg

AF is on the rag tonight... took like 5 tries to post that.

well with all the traffic here, how could you expect to post so freely??

In You Shoulda Seen This Coming news, I saw this on the side bar of an article I was reading

http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/cpitts1183/Huh.png

Story of my life.

I bought an eighth yesterday, smoked it all. Now I'm debating on wether to buy more tomorrow... I'm jonesing for it. BUT if I lay off for a few days that feeling will pass. HOWEVER... I work hard... why the fuck now blow it on weed? Oh right... no goddamn car that I'm trying to save for. FML

The way I see it, everybody has a vice whether or not they realize it. At least you know yours and know when you're spending too much for your own liking. In that article they told me was written for me, the guy talks about how he stopped cause weed is addictive to 1 of 6 teenagers. I think its more like 1 in 6 decide its for them while the other 5 move on to try other things to take their mind of the shitty parts of life.

If you got free time, you gotta fill it with something or you'll go crazy. I have yet to find the person who is happy to be solo AND sober all the time.

...and if they claim to be happy alone and sober, then they're probably heavily depressed

there are two ladies in this video that I have an active interest in boning down with. Can you name them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PLifPUIuic



EDIT : CASH REWARD FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER ON FIRST TRY!

Also, on a side note- most people don't believe me; but I've smoked weed with someone from that video.




EDIT : CASH REWARD FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER ON FIRST TRY!

google tells me this is a shutlee
http://gomotors.net/photos/47/96/honda-civic-shuttle-55x-04-image-size-1280-x-782-px-imagejpeg-45168_34db1.jpg?i

no on on the boards right now. I should make this the night I post like 150 comments and hit 10k and be with the ranks of the acorns....

is that a chick in the passenger seat? Who knows... fantasze anyway

I mean, if its a dude, it has a penis, but it still has a bung hole.

Wait, thats not the right way of thinking, is it?

Welcome to the Candy Shop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA&feature=share&list=FLLGL1ZB6YsspUGft1QTuA1w&index=12

edited? weak.

87'hunRED.

C:// enable <enter>

C::// Enable <enter>

Ramble Mode: <enter>

Na-na-na-na, na-na, na
Na-na-na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na, na
Na-na-na-na na-na

-Pink.

did the DOS make anyone tingly?


No?


Guess I'm just an old fucker.

FUCK YOUR WARNING!

Does this one work?
http://i.imgur.com/qX4w7.gif

Well fuck me sideways.
this one?

http://global3.memecdn.com/Run-Dos-Run_o_28938.jpg

Dont make me upload this mother

I just tried to take a drink out of my ash jar...




.... I think I'm fucking drukn


Luckily I only have 6 out of 18 left.

Now in this drunken state what shall I do?

shamoke some resin of course!

Anyone out there resin heads?


I mean you smoke a decent amount of weed, and you've probably smoked a decent amount of resin too. Especially if you stared your career early.

Get it while you here boy!



(Name that song: Cash reward!)

I'm only getting older, somebody should have told 'ya. Fuck it on I'm on one.



(gave it away, no more rewards del el a cashantantra.

So back on Dos.

Let me tell you about the days of my first forum.

Name: TheSilentChamber (of course.... tell me the symbolism in this name CASH REWARD!)

Place: Virtual Hideout

this was THE place for computer modding, Cira Late 1990s.

For those not in the know, computer (case) modding was something that happend just before the ricer epidemic of the early 2000's. It involved primarily cutting holes in your computer for extra fans, overclocking, putting windows (of the clear see through variety) in places where they didnt belong, and rattle canning your computer in an outburst of computer modification. To set yourself apart from the other computer geeks.

I quickly ascended the ranks of the site and forum, till I was well known, well respected, and well hated. My weapon of choice in those days: AMD and watercooling. Before that was the cool thing to do. I remember my primortial beast was a 1.2ghz AMD processor with watercooling that was overclocked to over 2.8ghz and throwing down mad game in a neon lit all aluminum case.

Those specs still hold true even ten years later. Granted bus speed and ram and everything else has improved significantly.

I developed a line of fan speed contolers with color graduating LED indicators- routine today, done it with resistors and Potentiometer back in the day.

Soon landed a few jobs writing articles for PC modding sites - all disfunct as of date.

I was a teenager at the time, first "job" I had was writing articles for a modding website. no pay, but I got to keep merch that was gifted to me in exchange for a review. I was in heaven.

All in well in the early years of "The Chamber". Growing respect, growing hatred, growing talent. The Trifecta.

Back to the story. As I moved up the ranks in the world. I quickly became annoyed with all the plankton. Bottom feeders. Hacks. Posers.

Soooo... after a few years.


and this was before my heavy drinking AND before my drug era.