SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Well you can rarely if ever tell em the truth. Women generally cant handle it ESPECIALLY when its about body issue shit

Only time I tell that type of truth is when Im trying to get rid of em

Im sure the girl in that pic actually believes she's funny. And Im sure every guy that fucked her told her she was a laugh riot

Lots of women think theyre funny.... most of them are wrong

Indeed.

This bitch tried to be funny.

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And/or sexy. Failed at both so it doesn't matter.

Tina Fey. Now she's funny.
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And I'd tell her, and mean it.

This bitch tried to be sexy. She was successful. You know why?

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She kept her mouth shut.

Tina Fey? Someone has a mom fetish...

Tina Fey? Id hit it, most def. And she is one of the few legit funny women

This bitch tried to be funny.

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I laughed but not for the reasons she was hoping

This bitch tried to be sexy. She was successful. You know why?

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She kept her mouth shut.

Now THIS I like

Dude I've been smoking and zoning out to that gif for like 12 minutes

This thread isn't a forum, its a man cave. E man cave, its the new E Cigarette

Indeed.... SALUTE TO THE E MAN CAVE/CIGARETTE!!!

Rule #1 no Ecigs in the eman cave.

Because, well... you look like a douche.

UNLESS** its loaded with hash oil

Shit, you can do that?

Some of them, yes.

Last (only) time I saw an e-cig up close was when they first came out like 5 years ago. Dam thing had a plug and was the size of a curling iron

..... Were you looking at a curling iron?

Its possible. I was definitely drinking when I saw it

I imagine you sticking a cigarette in a curling iron and being like "look, its and electronic cigarette"

A short story by Sgt Acorn:

So back in the days when I hung out with the girl who smoked the E-cig, we (coworkers) all drank together on the regs at this bar called Fat Mans. The girl in that pic I posted would get shitfaced and one night got in an argument over her tab which led to her telling the owner of the bar that she had fucked her husband (not sure if it was true... she says a lot of shit)

So naturally, the girl got kicked out of the bar. I was outside drinking when it happened watching the volleyball games on the two courts they had out back. I see them tig-ol-Bs being shown out the gate by the bouncer and ask whats up. Maybe I was a little loud about it, but Im never one to start shit for no reason.

the bouncer didnt like something about the way I asked what was happening. Probably was me repeatedly saying "thats bullshit" but its not like I got really rowdy about it. He tells me that if I dont like it, I can leave too.

Me and the girl werent really fuck buddies yet, just a drunken make out once so its not like if I left it was for sure there would be a prize for me, so I stayed and drank with the remaining coworkers.

I get to work the following monday and hear that we (the entire building) were banned from having events at Fat mans and that two people were permabanned. One being the girl who said she fucked the owners wife, and the other being "the tall black guy in the red shirt". There were only two black guys there from my company and I was the one in the red shirt.

But why was I banned? Cause I allegedly got pissed and threw their giant potted plants into the parking lot. Did I do that? I wish. Those pots were gigantic so I dont know what type of roids they think I take, but I find it hard to believe a single person could "toss" them in the parking lot

Approx a year later, I nearly got a DUI driving to that bar to pick up that same girl while driving a camaro that I had on loan while my car was in the shop. Luckily I avoided the DUI




...that story wasnt as short as I anticipated, but fuck if I care

1) That bitch sounds crazy.

2)

oh there is no doubt about it, that bitch is bat shit crazy. Last time I was at her place was thanksgiving I think. At first it was me and another former coworker and I made herb brownies for us. Tigols was close to drunk when I got there but proceeded to get wasted.

She kept trying to convince me to ride with her to the house her dad used to own to remmove some shit from the brick wall outside cause she liked it and didnt want him to sell it with the house. Because I knew saying no would result in a long discussion about "why dont you want to help me?", I humored her and asked what tools she has. "theyre in the closet" she says.


this bitch had a random collection of flatheads and assorted fasteners. I told her that none of her tools were adequate for removing something from a brick wall and she was legitimately sad about it.

She then proceeded to ask me repeatedly for the rest of the night if I would ride with her to her dads house to remove the same dam whatever-the-fuck.

Solution: she cant ask dumb questions with a wang in her mouth

....and that wang was my wang

Oh, I forgot what two was. My bad.

My review of White Rhino are as follows:

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oh there is no doubt about it, that bitch is bat shit crazy. Last time I was at her place was thanksgiving I think. At first it was me and another former coworker and I made herb brownies for us. Tigols was close to drunk when I got there but proceeded to get wasted.

She kept trying to convince me to ride with her to the house her dad used to own to remmove some shit from the brick wall outside cause she liked it and didnt want him to sell it with the house. Because I knew saying no would result in a long discussion about "why dont you want to help me?", I humored her and asked what tools she has. "theyre in the closet" she says.


this bitch had a random collection of flatheads and assorted fasteners. I told her that none of her tools were adequate for removing something from a brick wall and she was legitimately sad about it.

She then proceeded to ask me repeatedly for the rest of the night if I would ride with her to her dads house to remove the same dam whatever-the-fuck.

Solution: she cant ask dumb questions with a wang in her mouth



Handled with skill.

This is also an acquitted review

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That white rhino must be magnificent

....and that dam cat makes me laugh harder the more I watch him. He really believes he can make that jump

Fuck its dam near 2am and Im still up dicking around on the interweb. This lack of THC is disrupting my Circadian Rhythm



And the fact that I can readily remember the meaning of Circadian Rhythm is evidence that I havent smoked in....... has it been a week? I think it was last tuesday

I just checked the weather report for chicago's next 18 hours and now Im considering lighting myself on fire just to beat the cold

Fuck its dam near 2am and Im still up dicking around on the interweb. This lack of THC is disrupting my Circadian Rhythm



And the fact that I can readily remember the meaning of Circadian Rhythm is evidence that I havent smoked in....... has it been a week? I think it was last tuesday

well at least your not like me, I'm staring at the word trying to remember how to pronounce it.

Should I buy the Weeds blu ray box set? I've seen it all but want to watch it again.... only $66 on amazon, seems like a good deal for like, 8 seasons I think?

Ehhhhh I have Weeds S1-4 but stopped buying em cause I was disappointed how ridiculous the story got. For $66 and Blu Ray I guess its worth it though.

And I think it was 6 seasons.... Quick! To the interweb!!

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Wow 8 seasons is correct. Seems unfair that we got 8 seasons of Weeds but only 5 of The Wire of Breaking Bad but Showtime doesnt have nearly the track record of quality hit shows as HBO or AMC

Does Californication still come on? I think its supposed to have another season even though its been mostly not worth watching for the last 3 seasons

And while we're talking about shows that stayed on too long, for fucks sake Entourage was horrible for the last 3 seasons or so. I swear the show stayed on just cause celebrities liked making cameos

....and cause Adrian Grenier isnt fit to play any other roles. Havent seen that guy ANYWHERE else. Turtle does other shit. E does other shit. Drama.... well Drama at least has a real life successful little brother.

The post I was promoting has grown to 113 likes overnight. :D

By my calculations that means you owe us all the clothes off that chick and the removal of most of her skin and vital organs. I'd settle for just the clothes, personally

Now that I finally rejoined the world of FB I realize how great it is for promoting a business or project. THat said, I still stand by the four years that I visited only to say thanks for bday wishes

Yeah, your new venture should be whoring the fuck out of facebook

Oh, and not one to not honor my word:

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Yeah, your new venture should be whoring the fuck out of facebook

Yeah Ive been promoting posts and the page sporadically and gotten a lot of Likes but nothing in the way of contributions to the funding campaign. Im realizing now that I should have had the FB page and Twitter account and all that in place BEFORE launching the crowdfunding campaign cause who's really gonna find out a company exists, learn that they need $700k, and shell out money on mostly blind faith all at once?

Hindsight.... but at least its not costing me much other than time

only 700? wheres my checkbook....

We will gladly take your check for $700 and add the k

I was going to make a joke about who the fuck has a check book these days, but then I forgot to follow up and post the joke content and punch line.

First fail of the day.

Speaking of fails...... FUCK MS OUTLOOK 2013

Bullshit ass program has decided to not send the messages from my company email account I linked up. It sent a grand total of 1 email successfully and hasnt worked ever since. I receive mail, but when I send it just goes to Outbox (with no alert that it isnt sending) where I can do nothing but click Send/Receive and get the digital middle finger in my face.

Cant even delete the "pending" emails in the Outbox because "this object has been removed". I dont even know what the fuck that means! I just know it almost resulted in me putting a fist through my screen this morning

...and I have to PAY for this shit? Fuck you microsoft. Fuck you in your greedy, software updating faces

Why not use Gmail like any self respecting adult under the age of 43?

I tried to add my company email to my gmail but it kept telling me that my password or username did not match..... the same pwd and username that I used to set it up onmy shitty phone email and yahoo. Each place I get it set up (when it accepts the credentials) there is something not quite working. Mostly being that the email server doesnt let me send emails, only receive

Now that's not to say that it isnt possible to get ti to work, but it seems to require that you know the interworkings of email clients/servers to connect the right parts

And as always, a good part of this is that I'm basically computer illiterate for the 21st century

I'm ill-literate.



Word play, eh? Eh??

Wander if there is any way to combine herb gardens and caffeine into one unified product. Like Joose and FourLoco before the government dick slapped them.

And for good measure- Reply Numbero Fifteen Hundred.

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