SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

I resign from this forum, you fucks are useless. :loser:

Just noticed I've been on the place for 10 years.

Who's the useless fuck now? :headshake

Just noticed I've been on the place for 10 years.

Who's the useless fuck now? :headshake

Don't mind me, just clawing my way to 10k...

Don't mind me, just clawing my way to 10k...

Started watching Game of Thrones.

Titties galore.

Started watching Game of Thrones.

Titties galore.
Yup. 4 seasons of loads of titties and asses. :bigthumb:

Yup. 4 seasons of loads of titties and asses. :bigthumb:

People keep telling me how I need to watch that dam show but its always cause "there's a shit ton of boobies"

I love some titties on tv but if its just tit fest then I might as well turn on the red tube.:jerking:

People keep telling me how I need to watch that dam show but its always cause "there's a shit ton of boobies"

I love some titties on tv but if its just tit fest then I might as well turn on the red tube.:jerking:

But this quote is still true as ever:

"No matter how many pairs of tits a man has seen, he wants to see one more"
-George Carlin maybe.... I was high when I heard it

But this quote is still true as ever:

"No matter how many pairs of tits a man has seen, he wants to see one more"
-George Carlin maybe.... I was high when I heard it

In waambulance news, Monday I was given a file of 32,955 UPCs to review. My boss said I had until 5/25 to work through em.... not too bad.

BUT on Tuesday she says "sorry I made a mistake. The exceptions (the UPC file) are due by Friday." So I spent about 20 of the last 48 hours looking at fucking flashlights, lightbulbs, and automotive chemicals. It was a good time

On the plus side, I finished going insane in the process. Been working on the transition for decades :runaround:

In waambulance news, Monday I was given a file of 32,955 UPCs to review. My boss said I had until 5/25 to work through em.... not too bad.

BUT on Tuesday she says "sorry I made a mistake. The exceptions (the UPC file) are due by Friday." So I spent about 20 of the last 48 hours looking at fucking flashlights, lightbulbs, and automotive chemicals. It was a good time

On the plus side, I finished going insane in the process. Been working on the transition for decades :runaround:

what the fuck do you do for a living?

what the fuck do you do for a living?

I don't even know anymore. Market research supposedly but really I'm used as a data monkey, moving UPCs around in databases only to have them moved back so I can do it again. It blows cow balls

I don't even know anymore. Market research supposedly but really I'm used as a data monkey, moving UPCs around in databases only to have them moved back so I can do it again. It blows cow balls

So I just saw a Jeep commercial talking about their 9 sod transmission in the new Cherokee.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A JEEP NEED A 9 SPD TRANNY!?!?

So I just saw a Jeep commercial talking about their 9 sod transmission in the new Cherokee.

WHY THE FUCK DOES A JEEP NEED A 9 SPD TRANNY!?!?
So it's more complicated to work on, and far more expensive to fix, with all the extra parts that will need to be replaced if it fucks up. I'm sure it will make technicians at Jeep dealerships a lot of money.

So it's more complicated to work on, and far more expensive to fix, with all the extra parts that will need to be replaced if it fucks up. I'm sure it will make technicians at Jeep dealerships a lot of money.

From what I'm reading about this automotive travesty now, its as bad as it sounds like it would be. I remember when the 8-spd Lexus LS came out a few years back and pretty much everyone agreed that was overkill. This thing seems like its gears for the sake of gears (four OD gears!)

Its been so long since i cracked open one of the R&T or Automobile mags that come to me every month, I probably would have heard about this last year. Goddam I'm out of the loop

I bet this link doesn't get removed https://www.facebook.com/amyzingdigitaldesigns?fref=nf

ford/lincoln have been making an 8 speed for quite some time. I think its a logical direction to move in, transmissions are very inefficient and that are needs improvement for optimal milage on a normal car but jeeps are also expected to perform somewhat off road right out of the box meaning that they have to also have more low end torque. I think looking improve the transmission is a great idea. Who cares if the average Joe cant fix it, your average Joe cant fix his 4 speed transmission either.

ford/lincoln have been making an 8 speed for quite some time. I think its a logical direction to move in, transmissions are very inefficient and that are needs improvement for optimal milage on a normal car but jeeps are also expected to perform somewhat off road right out of the box meaning that they have to also have more low end torque. I think looking improve the transmission is a great idea. Who cares if the average Joe cant fix it, your average Joe cant fix his 4 speed transmission either.

I bet this link doesn't get removed https://www.facebook.com/amyzingdigitaldesigns?fref=nf

Psh....removed??? It's getting spammed all up in this mofo :flippa:

Psh....removed??? It's getting spammed all up in this mofo :flippa:

I lured Amy back!!! :runaround:


.....wait, I lost her already :confused:

I lured Amy back!!! :runaround:


.....wait, I lost her already :confused:

Seems like my situation with the ladies...

Seems like my situation with the ladies...
Duct tape dude... duct tape.

Duct tape dude... duct tape.

Guess who has two thumbs and got busted with weed by a trooper! This guy right here!

Good times on a Sunday?!?

Good times on a Sunday?!?

Shotgun opera, lock and load.

Good times on a Sunday?!?


I mean :p Its me, its always a good time.

I mean :p Its me, its always a good time.

Coffey.... good to the last drop.

Coffey.... good to the last drop.


Coffey... You'll be wanting me in the morning. :naughty:

Coffey... You'll be wanting me in the morning. :naughty:

Coffey... Bitter, Black, But gets the job done.

Coffey... Bitter, Black, But gets the job done.

That ones not true at all.

That ones not true at all.


I never get the job done.

I never get the job done.


*goofy face*

*goofy face*


:rofl::rofl::rofl: (3-pak of ROFL, on sale)

Guess who has two thumbs and got busted with weed by a trooper! This guy right here!

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan

Holy shit im way behind. I was on the last page still

Shaiser.... but youre not locked up, so thats good. Unless the jails in OR are really hospitable.

Shmoking in the car I take it?? :smokin::nono::smokin::iceslolan


Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.

Aw man you weren't even smoking it?? That's weak shit on his part.

In a similar but very different note, I got pulled over Saturday night cause I was "flying" through an intersection trying to beat the red light camera but the cop says "I didn't clock you so I can't get you for that, but your sticker is expired". ....lame :disappoin:

I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

I used to get many of ticket for inspired expection stickers.

Nope and I dunno and nope.

Its decriminalized here- just got a ticket. I don't know how the jails here are... probably jail-y. And I was actually fishing and he walked down to see if had a fishing license and seen it in my tackle box.
Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

Damn, that's bullshit. Those clowns don't have anything better to do with their time, or the tax payer's money.

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...


Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

Also I got drunk last night.


Realllllly drunk.



Puked on the couch

and the bed.

Well you get an A for being thorough

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

Always that friend too... the one that closes the lid on the tacklebox suddenly as the cop walks up... then doesnt offer to help pay for the ticket even though he was smoking too, and the cop probably would never have even looked in the tackebox if he hadnt slammed it shut.

Friends...

Reminds me of my friend in college who had an open bottle of beer in my car when campus police pulled me over for some reason.... I think I made a u turn they didn't like or some shit. Anyway, this drunk fuck does ok by putting the bottle down by his leg to hide it but failed at shutting the fuck up while the cop talked to me. Cop repeatedly has to say "I'm talking to him, not you" and swings that big Mag light beam across his side of the car. Gotdam fool

Listen kids, when you're a passenger in a car when the cops pull up then speak only when spoken to. Also a good idea to not have open bottles in the car

That's why I keep those kind of people as acquaintances, rather than as actual friends. Most of the time they are even acquaintances, because I'm too nice of a person to just tell them to fuck off. Some people will just never learn to be discrete, or to shut their fucking mouths when cops are around, unless their the ones driving. Shit should be common sense to most people, especially when you're doing some gray area or illegal shit.

Luckily, I've only had experiences with law enforcement where I didn't get into trouble.

- Smoked a blunt with some friends below a secluded bridge, and then I bought like a dub ($20 worth of herb) from a friend, and within seconds a cop car pulls up on us. Cop is smiling and simply says "we just wanted to make contact with you, and know you were here." Went and sat in his car, with his partner. Didn't even check our IDs or anything. And there's no way he didn't smell the shit on us. We sat there discussing how lucky we were, for about 10 minutes and decided to leave. They were still parked on the other side of the bridge pillar from us, and never did shit.

- Walking around my neighborhood with a backpack full of bud lights, a joint in my pockets, chugging beers, with a friend/co-worker; because we were fucking bored as shit. At the same time, my friends 40 year old co-worker happens to be setting off fireworks half a mile away through the neighborhood. Cops pull up, seeing the open containers. Ask about fireworks, of course I have my ex-roommates backpack with 2 smoke bombs and a bong hitter piece. They do a light search, find the smoke bombs/hitter piece, & joint in my pants pocket, and we pour out the beers. They take the smoke bombs, hitter piece, and grind the joint under their heals, and we're on our way.

- Finished working on an Accord Wagon with my friend, so we, and his roommate, go to drop the car off to the "ethnically diverse" part of the City. Drop the car off, my friend gets paid (in cash and others....) and we're leaving the "ethnically diverse" area. Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white :lol2:. I'm in passenger seat, listening to everything the driver is saying, and I forgot my wallet in my car (only time it's ever happened btw). Second cop comes to my window, and basically asks (in my naive brain) "So you guys came here together because it's the bad part of town? Of course I said, "Yeah", because we don't want to get shot or jacked for money or my friend's room mates car. A minute or 2 later, the driver gets pulled out of the car, and the bullshit starts. They claim I'm telling them a completely different story, from the passenger seat, about why we're down there, and asking if there's anything illegal in the car. Typical cop bullshit, trying to turn one person against another for no legit reason. Driver says "Nope", and we're on our way.

Very simply with my interactions with law enforcement. Don't act a fool, don't overreact, and just be cool. People who don't understand that, can't possibly be my friend. Unfortunately I know far more people who can't follow those "rules", but I've certainly figured out those who can.

....
So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

So, I had Moe's, "mexican" food for the first time tonight. It's was alright, had a quesadilla; shat twice since I ate it so not too great. But their soda machine is magnificent. I had a Sprite, with grape flavoring added to it. I fucking love grape drink. It was seriously fantastic. My sister-in-law swears by raspberry Coke. Might be worth just buying a drink and/or a small taco, just for the crazy drink machine.

Oh yeah I forget the name of those, but those Coke "Mix It Yourself" machines are great! I rarely get to use one since I do most of my ordering in the drive thru and it seems wrong to task those people (whadd'you mean those people??) with my crazy mix ideas.

Grape drink is phenomenal though

Bam, get pulled over for DWW... Driving While White, in the wrong fucking neighborhood. Luckily we're white :lol2:

So true. As Dave Chappelle said "you allllways need a white guy in the group to do the talking when the police get there"

So true. As Dave Chappelle said "you allllways need a white guy in the group to do the talking when the police get there"


Just like most white people seek out a black guy to do the talking when looking for weed....

..... unless your a true stoner, then you know white boys got the best bud.








































:biggrin:

..... unless your a true stoner, then you know white boys got the best bud.



Very true. You want one or two varieties of good shit then there's some variety of brown guy that can take care of you. But if you buy your weed the same way you buy Jelly Bellys then youre gonna need to find a white boy.


Pineapple Express was a documentary

Very true. You want one or two varieties of good shit then there's some variety of brown guy that can take care of you. But if you buy your weed the same way you buy Jelly Bellys then youre gonna need to find a white boy.


Pineapple Express was a documentary

Mmmm Jelly Bellys

Pineapple espresso, not so much.

Mmmm Jelly Bellys

Pineapple espresso, not so much.

N9ne (not of the Tech variety.)

N9ne (not of the Tech variety.)

8ight

8ight

7even

7even

6ex

6ex

5liver

5liver

Floor

Floor

Whore

Whore
Two

Two

Won!

95-hunnerd

95-hunnerd

So Im really ink crazy since ive been watching this season of Ink Master. I think I want to get this creepy clown from The Graduate but I want something to go opposite it. I was thinking a laughing devil, but I feel like there has to be something better.

I mean, whats the opposite of this??

http://www.thevintagebazaar.com/storage/clown%20painting.png?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=13 33839969997