SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Ya know, I'd just heard a joke earlier today having something to do with having a woodpecker in someones anus.... of course, that could have been a play on words... or maybe not.

New toys
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New toys
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butt lube applicator, NICE! :iceslolan

butt lube applicator, NICE! :iceslolan

For the serious porn enthusiast. :icon16:

soooo....car show and race. First rocky mtn race I've attended. Toto, we're not at sea level any more......

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1143616

Honda pics :bigthumb:

soooo....car show and race. First rocky mtn race I've attended. Toto, we're not at sea level any more......

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1143616

Honda pics :bigthumb:

I love that shuttle. They're hard to find around here.

I love that shuttle. They're hard to find around here.

I love Swedish Girls... They too are hard to find around here. :uhoh:

I love that shuttle. They're hard to find around here.

The wood blinds in the rear was interesting...

The wood blinds in the rear was interesting...

I think it's a nice touch. Although, if I had one, I'd build a grill guard/bull bar to mount the fogs to.

I think it's a nice touch. Although, if I had one, I'd build a grill guard/bull bar to mount the fogs to.

There's one that runs around Portland that has a full external cage. Its kinda cool, in a weird Portland way.

There's one that runs around Portland that has a full external cage. Its kinda cool, in a weird Portland way.

In other news... Gotta put a new radiator and water pump on the Heep.

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In other news... Gotta put a new radiator and water pump on the Heep.

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Looks like East Texas.

Looks like East Texas.

WAAAAYYYYY OFFFF.... its North East Texas...

Texarkana... town so shitty two states had to call a truce and both just "accept" it.

WAAAAYYYYY OFFFF.... its North East Texas...

Texarkana... town so shitty two states had to call a truce and both just "accept" it.

It's still East Texas... backwards, inbred hillbilly either way.:icon16::loser:

It's still East Texas... backwards, inbred hillbilly either way.:icon16::loser:

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That makes my eyes itch....

Well my mother bought a new Sonata. I popped the trunk to discover that there is no spare tire. What kind of non sense is this non sense? "No tire for youuuu... heres can of Korean Fix-A-Flat..."

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So... went to install the new radiator on the Grand Cherokee... Most overly complex thing in history. Everything that could possibly be bolted to or around the radiator is. Top, bottom, front, and back... all packed with crap bolted to it. I'm pretty sure step 1 in the Jeep factory is to install the radiator to the chassis... then bolt everything to it. At least I remembered not to lay under the front skid plate when I unbolted it this time... made that mistake when I changed the steering gear. Tomorrow I get to put it all back together... assuming the parts stores have the stuff I need to hook my trans cooler back up because the replacement radiator has different fittings. Also learned my fan clutch is probably bad... could explain why it sounds like a prop plane when I first start it up.

Changing the radiator was simple with the Land Cruiser. Regarding the fan clutch, I thought mine was going bad as well. I did some research on LC forums and replaced the fluid in my fan clutch. Was pretty simple and cheap. Didn't have any problems after that.

Changing the radiator was simple with the Land Cruiser. Regarding the fan clutch, I thought mine was going bad as well. I did some research on LC forums and replaced the fluid in my fan clutch. Was pretty simple and cheap. Didn't have any problems after that.

Nice. My fan clutch wasnt serviceable- the silicone goo is permanently sealed in it. But its the same fan clutch that most all american cars had for like the better part of the 20th century, so a new one was only like $50. Replaced the thermostat, water pump, fan clutch, and radiator and operating temp dropped 20 degrees. Used to run at 210, now runs at 190. Can't complain. Logged over 2000 miles already since I changed them- trekked out to Tennessee then down to Austin. Hit 196,000 miles so next up is plugs/wire/cap/rotor. I hear you can swap the old injectors for 4 port injectors and gain a little mileage, which would be nice since I'm getting 15.2 highway (single digits in town :( ). Living the old vehicle life...

So.... would you guys hate me if I purchased a 5th gen Prelude? My jeep needs a companion.... something a lil' mo' secksi....

soooo, I'm bringing my civic site back. Going to link af like it was on the old site. This should be interesting......

Just thought I would stop by!

Just thought I would stop by!

Hi :wave: long time no see!

I discovered yesterday if you are in IE, chatroom here doesn't open but it does on chrome, Firefox, and I haven't tried safari yet. I know you guys are dying without it :licka:

Hi :wave: long time no see!

I discovered yesterday if you are in IE, chatroom here doesn't open but it does on chrome, Firefox, and I haven't tried safari yet. I know you guys are dying without it :licka:

Theres a chatroom? Oh right, that annoying pop up shit at the bottom. :smokin::smokin:

Yes that thing...

Yes that thing...

Hey Amyyyyyyyyy! I'm going to be in Denver in two weeks.... you going to be around?

Chatroom? bah! I haven't chatted since like 2004.
New developments... Buddy Club is garbage.... 8 months and 9k miles, and my upper control arm bushings are totally ripped/torn.
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Not to mention the upper ball joint dust boots look older than the boots on my 17 year old tie rod ends...
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I contacted them about getting them warrantied, but I'm not going to put them back on if they replace them... going back with Skunk2... never had an issue with them on my old hatch.... will probably put the Buddy Clubs on craigslist.

Chatroom? bah! I haven't chatted since like 2004.
New developments... Buddy Club is garbage.... 8 months and 9k miles, and my upper control arm bushings are totally ripped/torn.
http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/jason1181/gplus-496539851_zpstufqnoya.jpg
Not to mention the upper ball joint dust boots look older than the boots on my 17 year old tie rod ends...
http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/jason1181/IMAG1117_zpshuphc3bc.jpg

I contacted them about getting them warrantied, but I'm not going to put them back on if they replace them... going back with Skunk2... never had an issue with them on my old hatch.... will probably put the Buddy Clubs on craigslist.

Damn dude. That looks about like the factory bushings on my Gremlin... that's a 77 model lol. I've never used any Buddy Club parts, I just remember the "buddy club" body kit that was popular "back in the day". Has it been long enough to use that phrase?

... going back with Skunk2... That's fucked up man. But fuck Skunk2 too. Their shit is mostly Chinese garbage these days. Hard to find a company worth a shit these days. They all cut corners now, because anything they spend time and money on to R&D, gets copied and made for pennies by Chinese manufacturers. So they just send their shit out to be made there for cheaper, and sell it for the same price. Any way to press in an OEM bushing in there, or even something like an Energy Suspension bushing in there? I'd trust that over most companies nowadays. Absolutely sad...

That's fucked up man. But fuck Skunk2 too. Their shit is mostly Chinese garbage these days. Hard to find a company worth a shit these days. They all cut corners now, because anything they spend time and money on to R&D, gets copied and made for pennies by Chinese manufacturers. So they just send their shit out to be made there for cheaper, and sell it for the same price. Any way to press in an OEM bushing in there, or even something like an Energy Suspension bushing in there? I'd trust that over most companies nowadays. Absolutely sad...

I'd say make your own. Urethane is available in all varieties of shore hardness's, and I can machine your a mold. Throw in some graphite to make them not-so-squeaky-(like-your-girlfriends-bum).

:slap::slap::slap: Hi Spoon!

Appreciate the advice... I had Skunk2 on my old hatch, and never had an issue with them, and I've already ordered them.... I ordered the set with the heavy duty, replaceable polyurethane bushings. I've got some bad ass teflon grease that we use at work that should keep them mostly quiet.

Not happy with Buddy Club's warranty process... I've already stated this was my daily commuter car, and the email from a Mr. Tang just states "You please remove from car and sent it to us for exchange."..... oh, at my cost. :screwy:

In other news... drove the CRX to work this morning, because the knocking from my hatch's front suspension got really insane really fast. About half way to work, my headlights were getting dim, and I started to smell what smelled like alternator... I tested it just before I was going to head home tonight, and sure enough, it's not charging at all.... just one more thing.

Replacements. Already a noticeable improvement over the Buddy Clubs, regardless of Spoon's opinion of Skunk2 :icon16:

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So....my mazdaspeed 6 motor blew up.

So....my mazdaspeed 6 motor blew up.

Whaaaaa?

Replacements. Already a noticeable improvement over the Buddy Clubs, regardless of Spoon's opinion of Skunk2 :icon16:



Mmmm... I love red stuff. And pink things. .... MMmmmm .... Things... :naughty::naughty:

Mmmm... I love red stuff. And pink things. .... MMmmmm .... Things... :naughty::naughty:

Six Flags pink things

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Six Flags pink things

http://images2.dallasobserver.com/imager/u/original/7024333/pinkblog.jpg

I'm kinda happy that even though I grew up in Texas, I've never been to Six Flags. And I drive by it quite often because a good friend of mine lives in Arlington.

Whaaaaa?

Yup. Blew it up. I'm getting it rebuilt with forged internals and bigger turbo.

Yup. Blew it up. I'm getting it rebuilt with forged internals and bigger turbo.

Local shop or are you doing the rebuild?

I'm kinda happy that even though I grew up in Texas, I've never been to Six Flags. And I drive by it quite often because a good friend of mine lives in Arlington.

I like roller coasters. But it's too expensive, and I have too little time to go these days.

Local shop or are you doing the rebuild?

My buddy is building it for me. He has a shop.

:slap::slap::slap: Hi Spoon!
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The CRX up for sale now... in case anyone is interested.

The CRX up for sale now... in case anyone is interested.

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My wife follows this chick on youtube. There's something strangely hot about her.

My wife follows this chick on youtube. There's something strangely hot about her.

lol I know what you mean.

There is something strange about all ya'll

There is something strange about all ya'll

Strange indeed.

Can you pass me another pancake?

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bow down to me...


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bow down to me...


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Somebody hacked my account just to change the password :lol:

That's weird. You see to be a Traffic Director now as well, in your title.

How are you enjoying the snow? It's 62º here today... on freaking December 14th :rofl: Perhaps global warming is real.

That's weird. You see to be a Traffic Director now as well, in your title.

How are you enjoying the snow? It's 62º here today... on freaking December 14th :rofl: Perhaps global warming is real.

If I were going to hack me, it wouldn't be to change password. LoL

That's pretty much what I am these days. Admin here and trying to revive our other half, automotivearticles.com

I have my fingers crossed we get a break in weather. We're driving to denver for holidays.

How the hell are you?

Somebody hacked my account just to change the password :lol:

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