SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

thats some quality pervin

thats some quality pervin

That's how I roll.

in less mezmerizing news.... this guy is funny and I just found out about it

Sheng Wang (http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/sheng-wang)

I'll laugh at anyone named Wang.

heh, actually this guy is pretty fucking funny.

Speaking of wangs, I had to go to 4 different stores before I found condoms today. When asked, they all said "It was the most stolen thing in the store, so we stopped carrying them" or something along those lines.


This really explains the lack of non-child ladies, and the abundance of whore milfs.

Well fuck that could explain why I cant get a bag of purple skittles at the 7-11 by me

I blame obamacare. More babies = more insurance.

Well fuck that could explain why I cant get a bag of purple skittles at the 7-11 by me

You can buy single colors of Skittles? No f-ing way?

You can buy single colors of Skittles? No f-ing way?

How dare you disrespect the greatest non-chocolate candy of all time with this faux ignorance... how dare you?

Since you clearly need some education on the latest rankings

1) Dark Side Skittles.... the rookie candy of the century
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/Skittles/skittles-darkside130215681089736719.png

2) Purple Skittles aka Wild Berry ("Purple" is what they prefer)
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/skittles/2013-01-pack-wildberry130041486211269734.png

3) Red Skittles aka OG
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/skittles/2013-01-pack-orig130041485971263590.png

4) Sour Skittles aka Crack Skittles
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/skittles/skittles-sour130215682155524790.png

5) Riddles Skittles aka the White Air Heads of Skittles
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/Skittles/2013-01-pack-riddles130041487928784029.png

6) Tropical Skittles aka Who The Fuck Said We Needed A Banana Skittle?
http://www.wrigley.com/wrigley_com/Images/flash/Brands/Skittles/2013-01-pack-tropical130041487565344203.png

You can buy single colors of Skittles? No f-ing way?

Wait... was that a serious question??? Well you can't. In my life that would be equal to getting a la carte cable channels for a reasonable price or finally getting the fucking hoverboard promised by Back II the Future

Just looked for At Midnight and @ Midnight and Midnight, At in the comcast On Demand menu and now can't find it. I swear it was there a couple weeks ago when I first looked. now I got some garden goods and wanna see what its all about. Bollocks


Guess I'll check out this season of Always Sunny that I hadn't bothered with

Spoiler Alert... they shit on Dee and yell a lot in this season.

I kinda liked it better when they yelled a lot and shat on Dee

Holy hell, I did not know Skittles came in different varieties. It was a legit question... as I don't much care for them... I probably have not purchased a bag of skittles since around 1993. I do think I remember the sour skittles being advertised on the TV now that you mention them. It looks like if you were even slightly inebriated the Riddles and the Tropical would look exactly the same... leading to some banana disappointment later in the evening.

I should clarify- I like the flavor, I just don't like how they stick to my teeth when I bite into them.

... leading to some banana disappointment later in the evening.

:rofl:

I should clarify- I like the flavor, I just don't like how they stick to my teeth when I bite into them.

I dont really eat candy very often anymore.... but if I do, its Skittles. Maybe some Mamba here or there. Haribo..... I'll murder for Haribo

All the shit thatll take your teeth out? Im on it

Oh and this shit right here??? Just hook it straight to my vein


http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/103111candy_corn.jpg

Yeah so I used to eat a shit ton of candy as a kid. Not so much anymore but if its a late night and Im in the gas station...... skittles will be sold

Used to have some form of gummi somethin on me so much freshman year at school, this one chick called me Gummi. Her name? Tigol, as in Bitties.

Real talk.
True story.

at first I hoped the whole "Gummi" thing was code for some shit she wanted to do to me with her milk cannons, but it never happened

got a weird double posst in there, but lets run this whore streak up to

http://paleoandpregnant.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/10_cookie.gif

It looks like if you were even slightly inebriated the Riddles and the Tropical would look exactly the same... leading to some banana disappointment later in the evening.

Oh and youre absolutely right. It happened to me once cause some animal dropped a Tropical bag into the Riddles box. Fucking savages


Who the fuck asked for banana flavored candy??? That shit is trash

One word. Laughy Taffy.

And holy hell, I forgot that you can do the spoiler thing, I dont even remember how to make that happen.

at first I hoped the whole "Gummi" thing was code for some shit she wanted to do to me with her milk cannons, but it never happened

You should have made it happen.


Keyword. is Should.

Or made.


Whichever one sounds more or less rapey.

My candy of choice would probably be peanut M&M's, or almond snickers.

Non-chocolate I'd have to go with probably the Gummy _____ (insert anything, I don't mind what they're shaped like, as long as they're not penises)

We used to have a candy bowl at work, then one day a bum came in and started riffling through it... so we nixed that.

So this lady friend I have visiting is showing up 4 hours late...

After I got up early to clean and de-odorize my bachelor pad...

Damn you, now I want some candy. I might pick up some skittles now just because...


Speaking of, there used to be an old POS... I think it was a delta 88, in a town that I used to live... had like 26's on it, all jacked up. I think they call those "donks"? Resident black guy, could you confirm? Anyway, It had had the skittles logo on the side, which I hear is quite common for that type of car.

For some reason, I felt the urge to color that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/10_cookie_zps95d47df3.gif

Not sure why I made the frosting orange, but I did. Probably would have looked a lot better in blue, but whatever.

LOL thats awesome!

wait, the frosting is blue...

Damn you, now I want some candy. I might pick up some skittles now just because...


Speaking of, there used to be an old POS... I think it was a delta 88, in a town that I used to live... had like 26's on it, all jacked up. I think they call those "donks"? Resident black guy, could you confirm? Anyway, It had had the skittles logo on the side, which I hear is quite common for that type of car.


Thats Raw'nDell.... paint job cost him a pack of Kool 100's from Staples. Not the office store, the crackhead


...oh and "donk" is correct. I thought you might've been looking for a paint reference

For some reason, I felt the urge to color that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/10_cookie_zps95d47df3.gif

Not sure why I made the frosting orange, but I did. Probably would have looked a lot better in blue, but whatever.

I dig blue frosting. In real life

I dig blue frosting. In real life

I thought you dug blue waffles?

BlueBERRY waffles.... sans frosting

I eat frozen blueberry Eggos like church wafers. Tastes better than the church wafer and you don't have to act like you're gonna stop being a piece of shit to get one

Mater of fact, the entire Eggo ad campaign used to be based on stealing them

Same goes for Butterfingers

frozen thin mints... nuff said

wait, the frosting is blue...
Yeah, I planned to post a lame ass joke about being color blind, but had second thoughts, when I realized how lame it was. That's why I also colored the cookie monster orange instead of blue. Oh well, sometimes ideas just don't pan out. :sorry:

frozen thin mints... nuff said

As is the case with most of the Girl Scout selection, I can eat those til I overdose and then don't wanna see em again...... til the next year

As is the case with most of the Girl Scout selection, I can eat those til I overdose and then don't wanna see em again...... til the next year

Samoas. End of story.

Samoas. End of story.

I think they changed the name of those to something less ethnic. I wanna say they're "Tag-A-Long"s now. They also got rid of a few types that I like such as the Chessman

Nope, had a box just last week.

Going through old PMs can be great fun... this is from 2008

Didn't I tell you not to post vag 1000 times. Either way, I'm taking the fall for you so you're saved. In the end it was my "fault," being the mod for the section and whatnot. Whatever. Before they revoke my modship I'm unbanning TSC. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!

Going through old PMs can be great fun... this is from 2008

LOL. Nice.

The subject line of that one was "Fools..."

Weird.... I tried to paste in a quote and couldn't........ twice. Maybe its cause of who it was from

Wow... people used to really use PM's here... I just seen that my inbox and over a 1000 messages (not new, but old ones, from back in "the day")

Going through old PMs can be great fun... this is from 2008

I'm curious as to who it was lol.

Only 1549 posts behind you....


Sadly, there is a certainty that you will hit 10k before me.


If only I hadn't deleted the word association thread back in the day... we would both have well over 10k I imagine. That thread was more popular was the off topic for a while.

What if... what if...... WHAT IF I WENT ON THE MOST MASSIVE WHORING SPREE IN HISTORY?!


1 post every 30 seconds... is what is allowed on the board... that means in right around 12 hours, I would be able to have 10,000 posts.


*Morgan Freeman narration*

TSC's eyes shifted left to right, left to right, left to right, quicker than normal. A grin grew on his face as no others have seen before....