SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Part 1 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t68462-1.html)
Part 2 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=254496&page=1&pp=15)
Part 3 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=445864)
Part 4 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=748121)
Part 5 (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1059955)

same rules apply in this thread:

NO PORN (duh)
NO FLAMING
NO TECH
NO REPLIES WITH 50 MILLION SMILES (we can all thank BLU CIVIC for that new pc siezing rule)

First post!

2nd technically...

Shit. I should have said Reply instead of post.

Guys, could we have a moment of silence, last post was just called on the last thread, marking the end of one of the greats. I believe that that one limped along on its last leg longer than any of the others before it. That thread had will, personality, strength, and an ass that just wouldn't quit.

Shout out to my boy Blu, Srgn't Acorn, Mr Blurrygreenspots, Spoonison, and our queen bee- miss Amy.

*takes hat off, places over heart*

http://youtu.be/W6DmHGYy_xk

Holy. Shit.


That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Goddamnit, I keep quoting every post out of habit.

But, I found this. http://vimeo.com/80528738

So an ex (that I have not seen in 6 years) found out that I wasn't doing anything on my birthday (Monday) and decided that she would come up and we should do something. I said ok. Because... why not? So then she says "well, it will probably be late when we get through doing whatever... can I stay there so I don't have to drive home in the dark?" (lives two hours away). Soooo....





brown chicken brown cow.....

But, I found this. http://vimeo.com/80528738

I want in

and also.... nice to have Quick Reply back, but I do miss good ol Thread #5 (where whoring was indeed kept alive)

Speaking of whoring, I supervised the making of some specialty brownies last night at this chicks house... well it wound up being cake cause thats what she had. She's batshit crazy but she makes it worth the while. And for that, I'm thankful

I want in

I thought you were the black guy kissing the other guys helmet? No?

I thought you were the black guy kissing the other guys helmet? No?

I wish.... I think you have to be able to grow a decent beard to get into the drift crowd

They spend all they're razor money on tires....

Ever open up your browser and accidentally NOT click "Restore last session" and then realize its been so long since you closed an important window that you forgot the password to get back into it?

I know a simpleton who just did that

Only time I ever restore last session is when firefox takes a firedump...

When your feeble mind can't manage to keep track of the windows you had open and the many passwords you need, the Restore button is a must. Its like training wheels for the interweb

When your feeble mind can't manage to keep track of the windows you had open and the many passwords you need, the Restore button is a must. Its like training wheels for the interweb

You dont use the same password for all your porn?

If I needed a password to access my porn, I'd be a lot better at remembering passwords

Touche.

So I uploaded a vimeo today and everytime I go to it, the site all of a sudden goes from https with the green lock icon to "https" with a red line through it. I feel like that may be an issue

eh?

8200 Posts!

Actually I just realized, the page is https when I get there but as soon as I try to scroll down using the keyboard, it goes to the red. Weird

eh?

8200 Posts!

that number means nothing to me if I can't count to it in smilies

that number means nothing to me if I can't count to it in smilies
I second this.

The rule only states you can't post 50 million smilies. Now, I'm not sure if 50 million is bigger, smaller, or the same as 8200 of them, because I've never seen that many posted before. So I'm assuming they are different numbers...

But, I found this. http://vimeo.com/80528738
Wow...what a surprise. An asian with a camera at 1:59. :p

But in all seriousness, that's a pretty cool video, even though I'm not into drifting. Crazy how they got those steady and spot on camera angles, when the camera car was likely in a drift of it's own.

Oh shit! Childish Gambino trending in the top 5, for the past 3+ hours or so on Yahoo.com. IMHO, new leaked song "Sweatpants" is just as good as the "hits" from Camp.

http://www.heyreverb.com/blog/2013/11/25/listen-childish-gambino-new-song-sweatpants-leaks/81718/
Song briefly after his angry Tweets about it being leaked (about half way down the page).

Edit: Ok, ok. Maybe it's not as good as some of the songs on Camp (like Bonfire). Maybe that's just his hit album for history, much like Wu-Tang Clan's "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" is their best album ever, IMHO. But still, I think it's far better than the last album he made, & made available for free online.

Anyone else miss the old thread?

Wow...what a surprise. An asian with a camera at 1:59. :p

But in all seriousness, that's a pretty cool video, even though I'm not into drifting. Crazy how they got those steady and spot on camera angles, when the camera car was likely in a drift of it's own.

I used to not be into it either, then a videographer friend of mine kinda got me me into it.

I used to not be into it either, then a videographer friend of mine kinda got me me into it.

I think some of its pretty cool, kids on the street have ruined the image, but there are some true pros out there, and around them is good culture too. I find that its way more of a community than drag racing or even autox. For the most part the true players are a tight group.

I like drifting cause it takes more skill than just "smash pedal, try not to hit things". I've never tried it but I feel like I could be good at it given the proper space and equipment (a RWD vehicle would probably be a good first step). I feel the same way about making beats which I dabbled in for a while in college.

Anyone else miss the old thread?

I do :frown:

I like drifting cause it takes more skill than just "smash pedal, try not to hit things". I've never tried it but I feel like I could be good at it given the proper space and equipment (a RWD vehicle would probably be a good first step). I feel the same way about making beats which I dabbled in for a while in college.

I used to drift my 85 Pontiac Bonneville :D

Nothing like 8 tuns of steel coming at you sideways burning up some 195/75 R14s!

Oh shit! Childish Gambino trending in the top 5, for the past 3+ hours or so on Yahoo.com. IMHO, new leaked song "Sweatpants" is just as good as the "hits" from Camp.

http://www.heyreverb.com/blog/2013/11/25/listen-childish-gambino-new-song-sweatpants-leaks/81718/
Song briefly after his angry Tweets about it being leaked (about half way down the page).

Edit: Ok, ok. Maybe it's not as good as some of the songs on Camp (like Bonfire). Maybe that's just his hit album for history, much like Wu-Tang Clan's "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" is their best album ever, IMHO. But still, I think it's far better than the last album he made, & made available for free online.

I'd definitely take a good portion of Camp over this one. what the fuck is wrong with this guy though? He's the most genuinely depressing comedian ever. Its like he's out to prove that money can't buy happiness. I'd still like to find out for myself

I used to drift my 85 Pontiac Bonneville :D

Nothing like 8 tuns of steel coming at you sideways burning up some 195/75 R14s!

An 87 Bonnie is what totaled my old old Accord (RIP 94Accord44). As it turns out, my plastic grocery getter was no match for the iron casket

Well guys, one week herb free...

Well Paul Walker died today, in a car crash.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/30/paul-walker-dead-dies-car-accident-fatal-fire-crash/#ixzz2mBxZIDgk

Saw some people posting links, stating it was a hoax. Glad I held off from making insensitive jokes, before finding out it was true.

Wow, sad.

Well Paul Walker died today, in a car crash.
http://www.tmz.com/2013/11/30/paul-walker-dead-dies-car-accident-fatal-fire-crash/#ixzz2mBxZIDgk

Saw some people posting links, stating it was a hoax. Glad I held off from making insensitive jokes, before finding out it was true.

You mean jokes about his floor board falling out of the casket? >_>






Too soon?

^ Damn... Actually I was going to say that Vin Diesel must not have yelled "NOS!!!!!" quick enough.

It should almost be a requirement to undergo training before getting behind the wheel of a real sports car. These things are not camaros and mustangs.

I'm not sure that'd even help really. I'd agree more with having far more driving schools available for people, to take their personal cars to a big track, with professional instructors.

This summer I helped a friend do some work on his Evo 8, and then was roped in to helping him datalog his car, while he was getting a remote tune from some guy in Florida. My "friend" is a young 20 something year old kid (no idea what his age is because he's a pathological liar), and has gone through more cars than he has actual experience driving.

He lives on a long straight road (scientists do radar research on it because it's so unusually long and out in the country), but there's a sharp corner at one end. So after telling him to stop babying the damn car, and give the tuner the datalogs he needs, he decides to gun the car immediately after the corner, on a rainy day. The car hits a bump, shoots it in the air and we're instantaneously in the next lane...with one hand on the wheel, and the other ready to shift. Needless to say, that was one of the last times I ever got in a car with him. In fact, it pretty much fucked me up riding in the passenger seat, in any relatively fast car. I tried to help my other friend, that I'd trust with my life, datalog some Hondas, and it scared the shit out of me. If he had more training in actual driving, rather than buying, it would have been a better circumstance.

Every city I know of has a track with track days and offer training? I think its funny that people complain about stuff like that and don't ever even bother looking into seeing if there are those things available. And tuning should be done on a dyno or track.. not the streets, you and your friends are morons. Seeing as you live in New York, I guarantee you there are tracks and schools there. Abso-fucking-lutely.


Now is where your going to complain about them costing money, right?

Every city I know of has a track with track days and offer training? I think its funny that people complain about stuff like that and don't ever even bother looking into seeing if there are those things available. And tuning should be done on a dyno or track.. not the streets, you and your friends are morons. Seeing as you live in New York, I guarantee you there are tracks and schools there. Abso-fucking-lutely.


Now is where your going to complain about them costing money, right?
I beg to differ that I'm a moron, though I understand what you are saying. I absolutely agree that tuning should be done on a dyno, and then tweaked for realistic loads on a drag strip (when drag racing is the only important thing to the driver). This is not a road with heavy traffic, it's a remote road, that might see 20 cars in a day. It's legitimately in the middle of nowhere, other than having an official NHRA drag strip a little ways on the road around that sharp corner. On the rare occurrence of a person or vehicle on the road, the vehicle comes to a stop (even with the dumb kid with the Evo). Literally across the street is about 100 acres of open field, and just past the next house away there are dozens of acres worth of land where cows graze. I'm not the type of person who is interested in street racing, nor do the intelligent people I associate myself with.

But the nearest track where that would offer such a thing is 2 hours away, called Watkins Glen International. It's a huge track, that Nascar have events at every year. I'm assuming there are events that will teach people how to drive there, though I don't have specifics. Unfortunately the reality in this area is that everyone is in fact cheap & too egotistical, to go to an event. So yeah, for these cheap fucks, money is an issue.

There are very few realistic people in this area. These are "ricers" who are pissed when they don't run 10's in the ¼ mile with an ebay turbo kit and an FMU for "engine management". These people are broke-asses, who would never pay $100+ for training. So yes, legit complaining :p

Going to look at an SC400 tomorrow. 'bout time I build a poor mans Supra.

....dam Paul Walker. Fucked up homes. *pours out a lil race fuel*

....dam Paul Walker. Fucked up homes. *pours out a lil race fuel*

You call Old English "race fuel" too?

You call Old English "race fuel" too?

I actually do classify drinks into octane rating. Kinda the same way I classify jug sizes into milk %.....


Skim
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1759456.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Mila%20Kunis-1759456.jpg


A really full gallon of 1%
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AZiyHMuR7CY/SlStml15TjI/AAAAAAAADFo/Kn-UQXSpS_A/s400/scarjo.bmp


Really nice gallon of 2%.... its like she's looking for a straw
http://ilarge.listal.com/image/4273341/936full-kat-dennings.jpg


Whole-eeeeshit
http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/483763_315072238620696_676596403_n.jpg

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1450732_10202591656460593_1395444723_n.jpg

let the holy brew war commence
http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/J17/J17_22OZ.jpg

I prefer 1-2% myself. Nice 1.7%...

Lol, same store I took that photo has He'Brew also.

I hope they organize their beers into major religions

Well the HeBrew and the Baptist were on different aisles (Just like in real life), so that's a start.

They're all brewed from the same concoction anyway.....

...a lil religious double entendre

I actually do classify drinks into octane rating. Kinda the same way I classify jug sizes into milk %.....


Skim
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1759456.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Mila%20Kunis-1759456.jpg



Heh... take your hands and cover all of her except the arm pit area...


Your welcome.