SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Went to the liquor store today. On an insanely rare occasion, I only had a $100 bill on me (last time I had that much was almost a year ago.) I felt bad about asking them to break that for my usual $12.71 bottle of Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum, so I looked for something else, and saw this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/CivicSpoon/IMG_20140115_215249_zpsa456ed4c.jpg

When I got it to the car, I noticed it's size...or lack of it, for $26. Then realized that my eyes in the store tricked me into thinking it was bigger than the Cpt Morgan, because both are 375ml. I've never had it before, so for spending double of what I normally would, this better not taste like shit.

Good ol' Johnnie Walker..

I don't drink much liquor myself.

Consume enough beer for a horse though.

Yeah, I usually stick to beer, but occasionally pick up a bottle. Been sticking primarily to rum when I get a bottle though, and wish I had now. I knew I've had issues with whiskey in the past year or so, but decided to take a chance. Last chance I'm taking, no more whiskey/scotch for me. Took a tiny sip, and it immediately reminds me of puke (got too drunk off whiskey the last 2 times I've puked). At least I have some Blue Moon to wash it down with, otherwise I'd be fucked right now, or completely sober at the end of the night.

For a horse to what? I don't know.

I really wish I spoke gibberish because this is one hell of a sexy beast.

http://youtu.be/zwZsZlIlnCE

I dont either but I speak 578 hp.... I assume thats what "578 haltar" was about. It looks kinda like a R32 with a '13 Camero kit

It has a turbo and supercharged volvo inline 5 in it.

Hows that herb garden, s0n?

Most beautiful vehicle with a volvo engine in it.

Haven't finished watching it yet, cause I'm watching some UFC shit atm.

http://youtu.be/JZmjITQGbyA check that out out when you get the chance, same car- but you get to hear the engine screaming in it. :D

Yeah, I usually stick to beer, but occasionally pick up a bottle. Been sticking primarily to rum when I get a bottle though, and wish I had now. I knew I've had issues with whiskey in the past year or so, but decided to take a chance. Last chance I'm taking, no more whiskey/scotch for me. Took a tiny sip, and it immediately reminds me of puke (got too drunk off whiskey the last 2 times I've puked). At least I have some Blue Moon to wash it down with, otherwise I'd be fucked right now, or completely sober at the end of the night.

Fuck sobriety! Got that special delivery today and am quite pleased with my decision. Either that 3 week or so break between gardening chopped at my tolerance or this hybrid I got (I forgot the name he said) is mas mas goodage.

Probably both

I spent a good chunk of time staring at the full moon... its big

did you know our moons size relative to earth is by far the largest in our galaxy??

Morgan Freeman taught me that

How BIG is it?

I spent a good chunk of time staring at the full moon... its big
Have you ever looked at the moon? Have you ever looked at the moon... on weed?!?

You should get a telescope. I haven't looked at it through a telescope since I was a kid, but it's even more amazing.

Morgan Freeman taught me to believe in God. And by God, I mean Morgan Freeman.

Have you ever looked at the moon? Have you ever looked at the moon... on weed?!?

You should get a telescope. I haven't looked at it through a telescope since I was a kid, but it's even more amazing.

One of my favorite movie parts of all tim... allll tiiimmmmeee

I had the asme thought though. I ned a gotdam telescope ASAP. I saw the man in the moon... was I high? sure, but I saw it

How BIG is it?

I think the moon weighs a grand total of 7 grams but I might be thinking of something else

I don't think we get the moon in Portland, its like one of those blacked out cable channels due to network debouching.

But imagine if you bought a quarter oz on the moon, you would have like bucket loads of nugs.

indeed I do.

Just watched this movie Black Rock, crazy ass shit and you get full frontal.... FULL FRONTAL on that chick from The League

http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/991240/katie-aselton-profile.jpg


Theyre alot more impressive than that pic does justice...... and theyre very cold

Interesting.

http://youtu.be/JZmjITQGbyA check that out out when you get the chance, same car- but you get to hear the engine screaming in it. :D
Damn. With that dog box transmission, it sounds like a damn rally car from Gran Turismo. I helped my friend do an engine rebuild on a WRX, that the owner had a transmission rebuilt with a dog box/"straight cut" gears installed. Shit sounded just like that. Too bad he's a d-bag shit talker who brought his engine and car to the completely wrong places. First place charged him $3G's to tell him his engine was fucked, and they only did a timing belt job. Second job diagnosed it as the new sleeves were sunk, took 10 months to build, and then got it "tuned". The best part... he talked shit on a Subaru forum to some tuner, then apologized, and took the tuners advice. The tuner ("JR" sent him to the shop (P&L), that took 10 months, and then took another 2 months to "tune the car. He got it back a year later, right before the last day the local drag strip was open. It ran almost a full second slower in the ¼ mile than it did with the stock block. So FYI (not really an FYI, because none of you are fucking stupid or serious shit talkers); don't talk trash online and then ask those you've talked trash to, to help you out. He rapes people on selling shit commercial pot from green houses in Cali, so it's not like he went broke, to NOT learn his lesson.

That sound is still the shit though.

I think the moon weighs a grand total of 7 grams but I might be thinking of something else
Cheese? Because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.

I could go for some CHeese right now.

You guys remember the cheese drug?

LOL the what???

After reading some of that, I realize it was a localish thing.

Damn. I would have expected Heroin mixed with meth in Dallas, rather than Heroin mixed with Tylenol PM. Bunch of amateurs down there.

Dude, Texas has some god damn pill head mother fuckers in it. Especially Dallas.

Pretty much every City is like that, now that the government has cracked down on these things. From what I've seen and researched, I think Florida has taken over. There are "doctor offices" that hand out pain pills like they are fucking lollypops. For real, there are are documentaries on Netflix all about it (really wish I had NetFlix), and Cops shows about it.

Unfortunately I have 2nd hand knowledge, which led to 1st hand knowledge, that Heroin is now a far easier product to get around here, than pain pills. It's far more plentiful, and "easier" to get. "Easier" meaning you have $ and have no problem with going to the worst parts of town, risking getting killed/jacked, or arrested for doing so. It's fucking sad, truly.
Edit: I mean have money, as in have any disposable money. Heroin is by far cheaper than any pill. But people who are semi-intellegent, yet addicts or people not being helped for chronic pain, can't get thier pills rather than something "cut" with who knows what.

I know quite a few people who are hooked on that shit, and especially pills. I personally can't take a 7.5/500 hydrocodone, without doing nothing but drooling for 6 hours in front of my TV (after 2 wisdom teeth pulled, followed by a root canal a week later.) How people take/snort/inject these other Oxycodones or Oxycontins, is an insane/ reality to me. People who are in pain are fucking desperate over the pain pill crack down here, as well as the addicts/ people in pain & addicts. Shit is fucked up. Wish I could talk some sense into quite a few friends and friends of friends out of taking this shit.

On that note, anyone know how to grow poppy seeds in the Northern part of the U.S.? :D J/K... but seriously ;)

Yeah, put um' in dirt.

Yeah, put um' in dirt.
Wish it was that easy. Hell, wish poppy seeds were as easy as growing a weed. Ok, no I don't, but that'd be fucking easy as hell.

My great aunt was a distributor for the floral industry back in the day and grew them, before that sort of thing was frowned upon.

My great aunt was a distributor for the floral industry back in the day and grew them, before that sort of thing was frowned upon.
Help me O'TSC'-wan Kenobi", you're my only hope.

TSC-wan Kenobi....

Find Halloween costume idea: Check.

And unfortunately she died decades before I was born, and she lived in Missouri so... no info here, besides google.

U s a !

U s a !!!

Oh look, 9100.

But seriously... U S A! usa ! usa... us.. eh?

Been a long time since I passed out on the couch waching tv after smashing a mound of midnight snacks...... feels good to be back. My neck doesnt thank me though

Interesting.

Indeed it is......

http://i.imgur.com/lJfA8r5.gif

Been a long time since I passed out on the couch waching tv after smashing a mound of midnight snacks...... feels good to be back. My neck doesnt thank me though

About god damn time. :smooch:

Indeed it is......

http://i.imgur.com/lJfA8r5.gif


interesting.

I'm tellin you, Black Rock.... add it to your Netflix/Amazon/Whatever movie queue. Even if it didnt have vag and tits and ass in it, it would be a good movie. I was already thinking "shit this is a good story" before they worked in a reason for the girls to strip bucket nekkid

and t wasn't a flash of nekkid and then on to the next scene. They were nekkid for about three scenes


I really love nekkid

bucket naked?

Yes..... Bucket. Fucking. Naked.



aka "buckets"

its some shit I just started saying one day and I liked it. As you probably know, I'm all about making up names for shit

Silly rabbit, buckets aren't for kids...

So, there was a UFC card last night. And this happened...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-a_IXVWNExgw/Utc5Mw1HK8I/AAAAAAABAqs/Zql1YOxZeG0/s1600/0.gif

Spoon... we don't want to see sweaty man ass...

I didnt know this until now but AF needs a counter to the "Thanks" button... like a "Goddamn You" button

time to sit down for session one of the day

time to sit down for session one of the day


Heyyyy ... brother...

http://youtu.be/sJjYbKDvTs0

Spoon... we don't want to see sweaty man ass...
That's not sweat. But he would not confirm nor deny whether he had in fact shit himself or not.

Edit: Well, apparently I was wrong and you were correct. He now claims that it was sweat, and not shit.

Reason I vote sweat, is those look very similar to cycling shorts/pants and those have chamois cloths sewn between the legs there to adsorb swamp ass fluids.