SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Knob Creek single barrel.


On the Isle of Banlandia, we have no taxes. I miss it there

http://www.brandchannel.com/home/image.axd?picture=2011%2F1%2Fnuk.jpg

Knob Creek single barrel.




http://www.brandchannel.com/home/image.axd?picture=2011%2F1%2Fnuk.jpg

I drink a couple pints of that every week at the bar after work..... which is a good part of the reason I woke up today hung the fuck over (that and too many irish car bombs).... which is why I spent most of the day sleeping..... which is why its now 4am and I have to decide between going to sleep or going to the grocery store before its full of old people

I drink a couple pints of that every week at the bar after work..... which is a good part of the reason I woke up today hung the fuck over (that and too many irish car bombs).... which is why I spent most of the day sleeping..... which is why its now 4am and I have to decide between going to sleep or going to the grocery store before its full of old people


Had to get a new phone, old one did not survive the weekend.

Had to get a new phone, old one did not survive the weekend.

You sit on it, lose it, or drop it?

Knob Creek single barrel.




http://www.brandchannel.com/home/image.axd?picture=2011%2F1%2Fnuk.jpg
Fucking shame that it will likely be produced over in Japan like other Jim Beam products. Why oh why couldn't they have taken the disgusting shit that is Jack Daniels, instead?!?! Whyyyyyyyyyyy???? :crying:

Fucking shame that it will likely be produced over in Japan like other Jim Beam products. Why oh why couldn't they have taken the disgusting shit that is Jack Daniels, instead?!?! Whyyyyyyyyyyy???? :crying:

Today is going to be the third out of the last 50 work days (where I went into the office) that I won't have a glass of Knob Creek in my hand by 4pm. Tragedy

#blackpeoplethathangoutalotwothwhitepeopleproblems

Today is going to be the third out of the last 50 work days (where I went into the office) that I won't have a glass of Knob Creek in my hand by 4pm. Tragedy

#blackpeoplethathangoutalotwothwhitepeopleproblems

This weekend tho I'm gonna make up for it and then some. I'm basically scheduled to be drunk from 9am Saturday til 9pm Sunday. Its probably gonna loom something like this

:smokin:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:bananasmi:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:puke:
:disappoin:
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
:smokin:
:cheers:
:runaround:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:cheers:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:runaround:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:puke:
:rofl:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:uhoh:
:puke:
:disappoin:

Dude! You're gonna get knobbed! :icon16:

This weekend tho I'm gonna make up for it and then some. I'm basically scheduled to be drunk from 9am Saturday til 9pm Sunday. Its probably gonna loom something like this

:smokin:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:bananasmi:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:puke:
:disappoin:
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
:smokin:
:cheers:
:runaround:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:cheers:
:cheers:
:smokin:
:runaround:
:cheers:
:bananasmi:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:puke:
:rofl:
:smokin:
:cheers:
:uhoh:
:puke:
:disappoin:

Smashed it with my man-hands.
Went back to Android, no more Blackberry for meeeeeeeeee e e e

:2cents:
:2cents::2cents:
:2cents::2cents::2cents:
A Dollar.




You sit on it, lose it, or drop it?

Smashed it with my man-hands.
Went back to Android, no more Blackberry for meeeeeeeeee e e e

:2cents:
:2cents::2cents:
:2cents::2cents::2cents:
A Dollar.

Im gonna go ahead and guess that there was burr involved in the events that led up to this phone smashery. Just a hunch

Im gonna go ahead and guess that there was burr involved in the events that led up to this phone smashery. Just a hunch

...and Im gonna go ahead and assume this is something like the scene after it was smashed

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3742888/hunchback-of-notre-dame-o.gif

...and Im gonna go ahead and assume this is something like the scene after it was smashed

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3742888/hunchback-of-notre-dame-o.gif

followed by...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5l1fGKUP1r5qrimo1_500.gif

followed by...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5l1fGKUP1r5qrimo1_500.gif

ending in....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrgzseOis1qcwsd8o1_400.gif

followed by...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5l1fGKUP1r5qrimo1_500.gif
Damn, that shit looks tasty.

Damn, that shit looks tasty.
So, Mr. Acorn, did you get hit hard by that storm at all?

It was a heat wave of 48° here yesterday. Today it's 17° and we got a foot of snow. Love this shit, can't wait for another month of it. :sarcasmsign:

So, Mr. Acorn, did you get hit hard by that storm at all?

It was a heat wave of 48° here yesterday. Today it's 17° and we got a foot of snow. Love this shit, can't wait for another month of it. :sarcasmsign:

Yeah man FUCK THIS WINTER SHIT. We finally got a tease of almost 50 degree weather Monday and now its 11 degrees with a few inches of frozen snow slush on the ground.

I'm giving serious consideration to looking for jobs down south and just uprooting myself. Not like I got a shit ton of stuff going on up here anyway. Hell I'm even thinking Tallahassee might not be too bad despite how much bs trouble I found down there. One thing I did not find was snow and subzero temps.

Yeah man FUCK THIS WINTER SHIT. We finally got a tease of almost 50 degree weather Monday and now its 11 degrees with a few inches of frozen snow slush on the ground.

I'm giving serious consideration to looking for jobs down south and just uprooting myself. Not like I got a shit ton of stuff going on up here anyway. Hell I'm even thinking Tallahassee might not be too bad despite how much bs trouble I found down there. One thing I did not find was snow and subzero temps.

And more importantly, Saturday is set to be cold as fuck while me and the band of drunkards I hang with on St Pattys are planning to got to the bar by 9 and wander the streets of Chicago in the afternoon with the rest of the wannabe Irish fuckers.

I'm gonna try and find a fatty to warm me that day. Skinny broads just wanna take your warm gear since they always come out of the house trying to look cute and then proceed to freeze their unpadded asses off

Yeah man FUCK THIS WINTER SHIT. We finally got a tease of almost 50 degree weather Monday and now its 11 degrees with a few inches of frozen snow slush on the ground.

I'm giving serious consideration to looking for jobs down south and just uprooting myself. Not like I got a shit ton of stuff going on up here anyway. Hell I'm even thinking Tallahassee might not be too bad despite how much bs trouble I found down there. One thing I did not find was snow and subzero temps.
I found a new reason to hate winter today. I have a Carhartt that I wear as a winter coat (because It's warm as hell). After spending quite a bit of time out in freezing weather today, I came to the realization that the inside pockets are right at nipple level. Every time I move...chafing.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9j5qndrf1qmxcc6o1_500.gif

I found a new reason to hate winter today. I have a Carhartt that I wear as a winter coat (because It's warm as hell). After spending quite a bit of time out in freezing weather today, I came to the realization that the inside pockets are right at nipple level. Every time I move...chafing.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls9j5qndrf1qmxcc6o1_500.gif

Ive had that happen before with shirts. Its seems so hilllarious but when its happening to your own nips its torture

Ive had that happen before with shirts. Its seems so hilllarious but when its happening to your own nips its torture

I didnt know this happened, but I'm so proud of my high school

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/15/school-plays-bieber_n_1150920.html

binge :disappoin:disappoin:disappoin

http://youtu.be/Tt2jw-NcQ9s then http://youtu.be/EBRhoB5V_fA

tsc is pretty cool guy

St Prktriks day so http://youtu.be/nmsTwQb1csc


rubber.

binge :disappoin:disappoin:disappoin

http://youtu.be/Tt2jw-NcQ9s then http://youtu.be/EBRhoB5V_fA

http://youtu.be/yixk8N6b7cQ

St Prktriks
rubber.

http://youtu.be/yixk8N6b7cQ
:nono:

I just want 575 more posts so I can retire from this place....

:nono:

I just want 575 more posts so I can retire from this place....
Damn, you're not going to at least wait until I hit 10K? That's messed up man. Without the 3rd in our group, Acorn's going to get really sick of reading my bullshit. :frown:

Damn, you're not going to at least wait until I hit 10K? That's messed up man. Without the 3rd in our group, Acorn's going to get really sick of reading my bullshit. :frown:


I gave you 7 years to catch up. :loser:

Wharrrr the fuck is Acorn? Did he die? :licka:

I gave you 7 years to catch up. :loser:

Wharrrr the fuck is Acorn? Did he die? :licka:

He died a man and returned a GOD!!!!

He died a man and returned a GOD!!!!

That or he spent much of the last 4 days drinking... I gots storieses

That or he spent much of the last 4 days drinking... I gots storieses

Heh, don't even mention drinking. I spent almost $85 at the bar last night. A dive bar. A dive bar with $2.50 beers. Apparently I was in a happy drunk mood and was buying drinks for eeeeerrryone

I gave you 7 years to catch up. :loser:
Touche.

Touche.
Speaking of drinking... my body has not so kindly let me know that it does not like Guinness. Nothing but horrible stomach pains for the past 2 days/ Would have been one day, but I thought yesterday's pain was a fluke, so I drank more last night. I was wrong. :puke:

Speaking of drinking... my body has not so kindly let me know that it does not like Guinness. Nothing but horrible stomach pains for the past 2 days/ Would have been one day, but I thought yesterday's pain was a fluke, so I drank more last night. I was wrong. :puke:

:slap:

Heh, don't even mention drinking. I spent almost $85 at the bar last night. A dive bar. A dive bar with $2.50 beers. Apparently I was in a happy drunk mood and was buying drinks for eeeeerrryone

:nono:

:nono:

Rookies. Real men slam drinks all morning, get good n toasty then smoke two cigarettes for no good reason..... then proceed to get swimmy and have to cab it home.

Real men also have to wake up later and take a train to go pick up the car they left behind

Real men...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSiFvby9dTs



...also known as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSiFvby9dTs

:nono:

http://i.imgur.com/aB2aarH.gif

http://i.imgur.com/aB2aarH.gif


ugh, I'm ready for sunday.... (work shatterday this week)

ugh, I'm ready for sunday.... (work shatterday this week)


Just so you guys know... I went off the deep end. :disappoin

Until I find the surface, this song has been on repeat

binge :disappoin:disappoin:disappoin

http://youtu.be/Tt2jw-NcQ9s then http://youtu.be/EBRhoB5V_fA
Lead singer in the first video looks like Jimmy Falon, 5 years from now, with a hood on.

I still can't fucking believe LMFAO is the son and grandson of Berry Gordy Jr. If he was dead, he'd be rolling in his grave.

Just so you guys know... I went off the deep end. :disappoin

Until I find the surface, this song has been on repeat
We could tell when you posted this:
http://youtu.be/yixk8N6b7cQ

:lol2:

Lead singer in the first video looks like Jimmy Falon, 5 years from now, with a hood on.

I still can't fucking believe LMFAO is the son and grandson of Berry Gordy Jr. If he was dead, he'd be rolling in his grave.
Yeah. I did it. I fucking quoted posts, and responded accordingly to those posts, that were posted before my last post. Post.

Yeah. I did it. I fucking quoted posts, and responded accordingly to those posts, that were posted before my last post. Post.
tstify,

tstify,

holy adult diapers this place is clinging to life support

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ep54tFXm1r5ur0ho1_500.gif

will I be the last inductee to the 10k Hall of Sh/F-ame??

http://img.over-blog-kiwi.com/0/86/53/69/20140301/ob_88e7a4_tumblr-m0o34omdfn1r5ur0ho1-500.gif

will any of these gifs relate to the text??

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hc47aGuH1r5ur0ho1_500.gif

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/128.gif?w=500&h=352

Approved

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Approved

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Approved

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/motorboat_bb7997_1865973.gif?w=500&h=245

Rejected

Rejected


dawww(g).... that one is approved in my books.

dawww(g).... that one is approved in my books.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/009/855/35xyux.jpg
http://youtu.be/wXw6znXPfy4

:cwm27:


so this happened

http://youtu.be/gqk6-N8bMjo

so this happened

http://youtu.be/gqk6-N8bMjo


but before that happened, this happened

http://youtu.be/cABZfkRcQ6A

but before that happened, this happened

http://youtu.be/cABZfkRcQ6A


I ate breakfast at Taco Bell today.........

...and my arse didnt explode

...and my arse didnt explode

And I also forgot how to do a preview box

And I also forgot how to do a preview box

I previewed your moms box. :naughty: