SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Maybe I learned gram weights because some of my first smoking buddies were in distribution and I would work for them on occasion. :nono:


Still to this day I double check weights when I get home, even from people I've been buying from for years.

Still to this day I double check weights when I get home, even from people I've been buying from for years.


Guess whos had few? :loser:

Guess whos had few? :loser:


Soo... I blew threw 2 grams over the weekend, of some Blue Dream (stuff I pictured from WA). I was sufficiently high, especially for taking a few weeks off. But then... I just done a dab for the first time in a few weeks.... Now I remember why I switched from bud to dab ... I just realized that bud-dab ... they look the same but inside out :lol:

So yeah... this stuff is the guuuddd :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

https://forums.oneplus.net/attachments/awesome-gif.20815/

:grinno::grinno: loopholes :grinno::grinno:

Guess who got summoned today... :disappoin :nono: :confused:

Guess who got summoned today... :disappoin :nono: :confused:
By the "mods" of this site, or for Jury duty?

By the "mods" of this site, or for Jury duty?


lawsuit

lawsuit

I figured it had to be some actual court thing since the pics arent removed... thank god

I figured it had to be some actual court thing since the pics arent removed... thank god


lol, all thats in those pics are some nice wallpaper layed out in organic patterning.... :licka:

lol, all thats in those pics are some nice wallpaper layed out in organic patterning.... :licka:

Mmmmmmmm... oorrrgaaaaaannniiicc

http://i.minus.com/id5fnvlvxNYe5.gif

Mmmmmmmm... oorrrgaaaaaannniiicc

http://i.minus.com/id5fnvlvxNYe5.gif

That just makes me want doughnuts...

That just makes me want doughnuts...

DoNutZ.... how about some Girl Scout Cookie wax? :licka:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_20140822_202936446_zps073d1ed2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_20140822_202954489_zps95068245.jpg

That just makes me want doughnuts...

:p Oh and there's a new family member:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_20140820_201740735_zps246d6ae3.jpg

:p Oh and there's a new family member:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/thesilentchamber/IMG_20140820_201740735_zps246d6ae3.jpg

Big Bird??

Big Bird??


You black people and your chicken obsession...

Its bong... you don't eat it or pet it.

Well you can pet it...

But only if you ask first. :lol:

You black people and your chicken obsession...

Its bong... you don't eat it or pet it.

Well you can pet it...

But only if you ask first. :lol:

Well I dont wanna eat it, but its tall n yeller like Big Bird.


But if it WAS a chicken leg at that size???

http://i.minus.com/id5fnvlvxNYe5.gif

Mmmmmmm genetically modifiiiiieeedddd

Well I dont wanna eat it, but its tall n yeller like Big Bird.


But if it WAS a chicken leg at that size???

http://i.minus.com/id5fnvlvxNYe5.gif

Mmmmmmm genetically modifiiiiieeedddd

Well, took care of the lawsuit, I'll be $200 a month poorer for the next two years... :jerking:

Well, took care of the lawsuit, I'll be $200 a month poorer for the next two years... :jerking:


just to re-in-turd-ate :jerking::jerking::jerking:

just to re-in-turd-ate :jerking::jerking::jerking:

FUCK!!!!!

Im broke as shit right now. Sprint cut my phone off, hopefully Comcast doesnt go the same route before next Friday or I'll be back in the Stone Age...... minus the car and house and 21st century sweatpants

FUCK!!!!!

Im broke as shit right now. Sprint cut my phone off, hopefully Comcast doesnt go the same route before next Friday or I'll be back in the Stone Age...... minus the car and house and 21st century sweatpants


Again I ask, how is it that Im SO bad with money that I havent had rent to pay for almost two years now (kill me please) and yet Im as broke or broker than ever?? I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY THIS IS!!!! Fuck Im horrible at this money thing

Again I ask, how is it that Im SO bad with money that I havent had rent to pay for almost two years now (kill me please) and yet Im as broke or broker than ever?? I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY THIS IS!!!! Fuck Im horrible at this money thing


In unrelated news, "Childish Gambino - Because the Internet" is a dam good album if anybody gives a shit about the musical stylings of Troy from Community

Again I ask, how is it that Im SO bad with money that I havent had rent to pay for almost two years now (kill me please) and yet Im as broke or broker than ever?? I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY THIS IS!!!! Fuck Im horrible at this money thing


You no rent paying jerrgoff

You no rent paying jerrgoff

I pay things... cable bill... and the internet in said cable bill, which is like corporate rape every month

And more than anything, I pay with my soul living here

FUCK!!!!!

Im broke as shit right now. Sprint cut my phone off, hopefully Comcast doesnt go the same route before next Friday or I'll be back in the Stone Age...... minus the car and house and 21st century sweatpants


Damn dude, that sucks.

I pay things... cable bill... and the internet in said cable bill, which is like corporate rape every month

And more than anything, I pay with my soul living here


I feel ya man, my cable/internet is $140 a month... comcast/nbc/universal/global/buttfuckersunited can suuuuuuck it.

I was thinking about canceling my cable tv, BUT its bundled with my internet so I would only save $40 by dropping the cable. So I'm all like FML, hommie. :crying::crying::crying:

Damn dude, that sucks.


In unrelated news I started watching the Simpsons.... 8 days later I realize I have a full beard and its a marathon of ever Simpsons ever... :lol2:

In unrelated news I started watching the Simpsons.... 8 days later I realize I have a full beard and its a marathon of ever Simpsons ever... :lol2:

I wanted to catch that Simpsons marathon at the beginning so I could see all the classic episodes but I forgot how to find FXX and then ran out of fucks to give while looking for it

I wanted to catch that Simpsons marathon at the beginning so I could see all the classic episodes but I forgot how to find FXX and then ran out of fucks to give while looking for it



I found fxx on mine to be the only English station nestled between the Spanish and Russian stations

Wasted almost $300 trying to make hash oil... done something wrong I guess.

After an extended facebook break I went on and posted that I really needed a friend to talk to...

It got three likes.. but no one ever called or texted me.

After an extended facebook break I went on and posted that I really needed a friend to talk to...

It got three likes.. but no one ever called or texted me.



I spent two hours writing letter to nobody tonight.... then I burned it.

I spent two hours writing letter to nobody tonight.... then I burned it.
Seems like kind of a waste of time. If you had just burned Nobody before writing him a letter, you could have saved those 2 hours.

Hang in there dude, shit will get better. If not, then I had a few other Nobodys you can burn for me.

I wanted to catch that Simpsons marathon at the beginning so I could see all the classic episodes but I forgot how to find FXX and then ran out of fucks to give while looking for it



I had seen all the early episodes many times, but it was nice to see some of them again. Some time around 2000-2002 is when I stopped watching it on network tv. So the episodes after that many of them I had not seen, and it seems like the quality was not as good. However from this marathon I'm seeing that somewhere around 2008-2010 its actually turned back into a pretty quality flick. Sure it doesn't have the Seth McFarland gimmick (talking pet/alien) but it has that classic Simpsons feel. Now that I mention it... Santas Little Helper has not made an appearance in a looooooooong time on this show.

Seems like kind of a waste of time. If you had just burned Nobody before writing him a letter, you could have saved those 2 hours.

Hang in there dude, shit will get better. If not, then I had a few other Nobodys you can burn for me.

Burned it, not them. Take the dick out of your ear. :grinno:

Burned it, not them. Take the dick out of your ear. :grinno:
Ohhhhh. That explains the loss of hearing. But after they stopped, I still can't hear and my ear is dripping :crying:

Ohhhhh. That explains the loss of hearing. But after they stopped, I still can't hear and my ear is dripping :crying:



I talk shit, but it sounds right... oh oh oh oh ohohohohohoh ohohohoho hohoho hoh ohoh oh ohohoho oh oh.

I talk shit, but it sounds right... oh oh oh oh ohohohohohoh ohohohoho hohoho hoh ohoh oh ohohoho oh oh.



I ain't even got to say shit right to make you feel alright... girl you know you like that.

I ain't even got to say shit right to make you feel alright... girl you know you like that.

At this point I'm must posting crap to get to 10,000..... mmmmMMkay

I had seen all the early episodes many times, but it was nice to see some of them again. Some time around 2000-2002 is when I stopped watching it on network tv. So the episodes after that many of them I had not seen, and it seems like the quality was not as good. However from this marathon I'm seeing that somewhere around 2008-2010 its actually turned back into a pretty quality flick. Sure it doesn't have the Seth McFarland gimmick (talking pet/alien) but it has that classic Simpsons feel. Now that I mention it... Santas Little Helper has not made an appearance in a looooooooong time on this show.

Ive probably seen every episode of the first 6 seasons and like 10% of episodes after that. I think it was around the time Conan O'Brien stopped writing for the show (cause he got his own show) that it started to slip and then became kinda boring.

But gotDAM youre right about Santa's Lttle Helper (aka Santos L Halper). Maybe they had to write him out of the show because it was costing to much for the guy that did his voice :dunno:

Ive probably seen every episode of the first 6 seasons and like 10% of episodes after that. I think it was around the time Conan O'Brien stopped writing for the show (cause he got his own show) that it started to slip and then became kinda boring.

But gotDAM youre right about Santa's Lttle Helper (aka Santos L Halper). Maybe they had to write him out of the show because it was costing to much for the guy that did his voice :dunno:

He's voiced by this guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Dan_Castellaneta_cropped.jpg

Who not only voices Homer, but actually looks a lot like Santas Little Helper...

He's voiced by this guy:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Dan_Castellaneta_cropped.jpg

Who not only voices Homer, but actually looks a lot like Santas Little Helper...


Lol so I talked to a celebrity today. Actually, he talked to me first funny enough.

Lol so I talked to a celebrity today. Actually, he talked to me first funny enough.



And now I'm actually a little wee bit drunk and abooot to watch Drunk Hizzzory.

And now I'm actually a little wee bit drunk and abooot to watch Drunk Hizzzory.



BTW... Found this pretty fucking funny.

http://youtu.be/3tDN5DYsNk0

BTW... Found this pretty fucking funny.

http://youtu.be/3tDN5DYsNk0

Oh shit, look at that post count.

Enough sixxxes to shine a dime.

BTW... Found this pretty fucking funny.

http://youtu.be/3tDN5DYsNk0

*Chicaaaago aaaaksint* Eyyyy wudditellya!? I lub dose broads

*Chicaaaago aaaaksint* Eyyyy wudditellya!? I lub dose broads

Speaking of broads... Im looking at some noooodie pics of the recent celebs who got their pics stolen from iCloud :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Speaking of broads... Im looking at some noooodie pics of the recent celebs who got their pics stolen from iCloud :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

There is a jihad.... and it is for the celeb.... and it is GOOOD

Lol so I talked to a celebrity today. Actually, he talked to me first funny enough.
What... you're not going to tell us who? :(

it was me :icon16:

okay....maybe not.....

but ya'll better scoot over and make room for my @ss again..... :evillol:

it was me :icon16:

okay....maybe not.....

but ya'll better scoot over and make room for my @ss again..... :evillol:
Hmmmm... not sure there's room here for anyone else. As you can tell, it's pretty crowded around here :grinno:

Hmmmm... not sure there's room here for anyone else. As you can tell, it's pretty crowded around here :grinno:
Annnnnnnd she's gone again :frown:

Annnnnnnd she's gone again :frown:

you wish it were that easy :flippa: I'm here homie! Like a ninja.....lurking....

What... you're not going to tell us who? :(

Rutledge Wood :rofl:

you wish it were that easy :flippa: I'm here homie! Like a ninja.....lurking....

Whats that smell? Smells like Funyuns and PBR.... :grinno:

Whats that smell? Smells like Funyuns and PBR.... :grinno:



Getting some ink today, I'll post dirty pictures later.

Whats that smell? Smells like Funyuns and PBR.... :grinno:

Professional Bull Riders?!?

Professional Bull Riders?!?

....do you usually smell of professional bull riders?? :uhoh:

Getting some ink today, I'll post dirty pictures later.

:boink:

:boink:

NEWWWWW PAAAAAGGGEEEEEE

:runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround: :runaround:

Not that I was aware of :uhoh:

....do you usually smell of professional bull riders?? :uhoh:

I usually smell of green soap and awesome...

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10653702_10204695219008342_4287135487615242321_n.j pg?oh=5690a7375c6c1e953b5d3c7b24c71fe8&oe=545CFCB5

Well... we sat out to finish the forearm background... but got carried away with adding more filigree to the top.. and didn't finish the background. :runaround: