SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

http://insidetv.ew.com/2014/01/28/portlandia-season-4-prairie-home-companion-webisodes/

AY OH RI-VER!!

...Im pretty sure that means "I fucking love that show and unlike SNL the sketches usually get funnier as they go on" in Portland

TaDa!

How far did thread 5 make it before the Blur hit the reset button... wasnt it about 55 pages? I say we get to at least 65 this time

How far did thread 5 make it before the Blur hit the reset button... wasnt it about 55 pages? I say we get to at least 65 this time


83 pages I believe.

83 pages I believe.


err 84 actually.

It was in glitch mode for quite a white. :lol2:

err 84 actually.

It was in glitch mode for quite a white. :lol2:


That's only approx 1200 more posts... :headshake

That's only approx 1200 more posts... :headshake


I want to hit 10k before we reset...

err 84 actually.

It was in glitch mode for quite a white. :lol2:

Shit.... I guess I mustve been taking a lot of trips through the garden for the last 30 pages

Shit.... I guess I mustve been taking a lot of trips through the garden for the last 30 pages


You were. Now I feel alone... as I walk through the valley of sado and death.

Shit.... I guess I mustve been taking a lot of trips through the garden for the last 30 pages

This lady on Wheel of Fortune keeps saying "I'd like to buy a voll" and I keep wishing Pat would tell her that isn't a type of letter

This lady on Wheel of Fortune keeps saying "I'd like to buy a voll" and I keep wishing Pat would tell her that isn't a type of letter


You and your wheel o' fortune. Do you watch it it in a recliner 4 feet from the TV with the sound on Max, while sucking on a Werthers Original hard candy?

You were. Now I feel alone... as I walk through the valley of sado and death.

I got approx one bowl worth left and probably wont buy more til next week. If I was smart I wouldnt buy more til March

You and your wheel o' fortune. Do you watch it it in a recliner 4 feet from the TV with the sound on Max, while sucking on a Werthers Original hard candy?

I actually crank the volume up to 50 and sit with my left eye (mah good eye) facing the screen




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I got approx one bowl worth left and probably wont buy more til next week. If I was smart I wouldnt buy more til March

I picked up a half yesterday. One bowl would just piss me off. If I'm running low I go ahead and finish off what I have the night before, because I hate going home to a disappointment.

t with my left eye (mah good eye) facing the screen



Unfortunate chipmunk accident took the right one.

I picked up a half yesterday. One bowl would just piss me off. If I'm running low I go ahead and finish off what I have the night before, because I hate going home to a disappointment.

Considering the amount of effort I'd have to go through to even get my window open tonight, I think I'll just save this lil nug for Workaholics/Broad City tomorrow and hope that maybe it can linger long enough for @Midnight


Its quite the wednesday night tv lineup I have scheduled

Considering the amount of effort I'd have to go through to even get my window open tonight, I think I'll just save this lil nug for Workaholics/Broad City tomorrow and hope that maybe it can linger long enough for @Midnight


Its quite the wednesday night tv lineup I have scheduled

Man I want your tollerance level. My daily routine is: go home (approx 6-7pm). Rapid five 3 bowls to get the good going, then a steady bowl an hour after that until 2-3am when I go to bed, sometimes more if I'm feeling pretty.

Its quite the wednesday night tv lineup I have scheduled


Hmm, what do I watch on Wednesday. I think American Pickers or something comes on... I don't know... I have a dvr so that I don't have to have a memory. :uhoh:

Man I want your tollerance level. My daily routine is: go home (approx 6-7pm). Rapid five 3 bowls to get the good going, then a steady bowl an hour after that until 2-3am when I go to bed, sometimes more if I'm feeling pretty.

Well Im pretty sure a good part of it is that I practice restrictor plate toking. I dont go past two bowls in a singe session pretty much ever anymore. Usually its just one, maybe 1.5

Course if it wasnt so dam expensive here then Id probably up that to three bowls per sesh (I never used that word before... it feels dirty)

Hmm, what do I watch on Wednesday. I think American Pickers or something comes on... I don't know... I have a dvr so that I don't have to have a memory. :uhoh:

TV show that I know when they come on- in order or importance:

Gold Rush: Fridays- 9pm.
TopGear: Mondays (when in season)
Fast 'N Loud: Mondays

Rest of the week is a blur.

Well Im pretty sure a good part of it is that I practice restrictor plate toking. I dont go past two bowls in a singe session pretty much ever anymore. Usually its just one, maybe 1.5

Course if it wasnt so dam expensive here then Id probably up that to three bowls per sesh (I never used that word before... it feels dirty)

I'm taking another break soon, actually if my friend wasnt going to be here tomorrow I would be on break right now, but since I knew he was coming I stocked the reserves- and when there is stock; daddy is going to play!

I'm taking another break soon, actually if my friend wasnt going to be here tomorrow I would be on break right now, but since I knew he was coming I stocked the reserves- and when there is stock; daddy is going to play!

Anyone else find a girl calling you daddy a lil creepy?

TV show that I know when they come on- in order or importance:

Gold Rush: Fridays- 9pm.
TopGear: Mondays (when in season)
Fast 'N Loud: Mondays

Rest of the week is a blur.


I get so excited when Im watching a rerun of a show and it says "Up next, an all new [whateverthefuckweirdshowimwatching]"

Only show I know the schedule for right now are Workaholics, Broads, ad @ Midnight....... and thats only cause theyre within three hours

Anyone else find a girl calling you daddy a lil creepy?

Im not a fan.... unless its in another language, then thats cool. I dated too many girls with daddy issues to hear that and not want to run

I get so excited when Im watching a rerun of a show and it says "Up next, an all new [whateverthefuckweirdshowimwatching]"

Only show I know the schedule for right now are Workaholics, Broads, ad @ Midnight....... and thats only cause theyre within three hours

If you cant remember when @midnight is on, your toking tooooo much lol

Btw, it was a bust last night, I didnt care for the cast/crew of whatever musical or bullshit ... you know I don't even care enough to finish that sentence.

If you cant remember when @midnight is on, your toking tooooo much lol

Btw, it was a bust last night, I didnt care for the cast/crew of whatever musical or bullshit ... you know I don't even care enough to finish that sentence.

Werd the fuck up on that one. I never heard of "The State" even though I recognize alot of their faces. Nothing on tv turns me off more than when shit is obviously staged and tried to pass off as "reality"

I get it, they wanted to work in the entire cast of some show that nobody ever heard of, btu fuck that shit. I dont care if you got the entire cast of Seinfeld in the audience, I wanna see the game show with the fake meaningless points

Werd the fuck up on that one. I never heard of "The State" even though I recognize alot of their faces. Nothing on tv turns me off more than when shit is obviously staged and tried to pass off as "reality"

I get it, they wanted to work in the entire cast of some show that nobody ever heard of, btu fuck that shit. I dont care if you got the entire cast of Seinfeld in the audience, I wanna see the game show with the fake meaningless points

I did send in my entry for sad tv shows though... Winnie the Incontinent Pooh Bear

Werd the fuck up on that one. I never heard of "The State" even though I recognize alot of their faces. Nothing on tv turns me off more than when shit is obviously staged and tried to pass off as "reality"

I get it, they wanted to work in the entire cast of some show that nobody ever heard of, btu fuck that shit. I dont care if you got the entire cast of Seinfeld in the audience, I wanna see the game show with the fake meaningless points


I love when he gives 1000 points to everyone and they get all excited... and nobody has ever pointed out that that's the same as giving them all 0...


And if the entire cast of Seinfeld was in the audience... I think they would get a pass.

I love when he gives 1000 points to everyone and they get all excited... and nobody has ever pointed out that that's the same as giving them all 0...


And if the entire cast of Seinfeld was in the audience... I think they would get a pass.


Speaking the fuck of fuck- Even Getting Doug had the entire cast of some podcast on this last week, with some annoying robot super hero something or another that I wanted to cut their theater loving balls off of. Some of the episodes of that are not the funiest, but this one almost enraged me because the robot guy was so god damaged annoying. Between that and the magician, I almost turned it off.


BTW... he will be playing not far from here on 4/21... which is ALMOST 4/20...

Speaking the fuck of fuck- Even Getting Doug had the entire cast of some podcast on this last week, with some annoying robot super hero something or another that I wanted to cut their theater loving balls off of. Some of the episodes of that are not the funiest, but this one almost enraged me because the robot guy was so god damaged annoying. Between that and the magician, I almost turned it off.


BTW... he will be playing not far from here on 4/21... which is ALMOST 4/20...

I think I have a double or triple post somewhere in the internet ether (ethernet I suppose) but I havent picked back up on Getting Doug with High. My hightivities always lead me back to Portlandia lately and it never disappoints.

All that "the entire cast of" shit seems like hollywood back scratching to me. Either its one successful show visiting another one or its a cast of "What Show Was That?" visiting "Who's This Dude?"

I think I have a double or triple post somewhere in the internet ether (ethernet I suppose) but I havent picked back up on Getting Doug with High. My hightivities always lead me back to Portlandia lately and it never disappoints.

All that "the entire cast of" shit seems like hollywood back scratching to me. Either its one successful show visiting another one or its a cast of "What Show Was That?" visiting "Who's This Dude?"


I can't watch more than a skit or two of Portlandia, its too real and mades me depressed... :headshake

I love when he gives 1000 points to everyone and they get all excited... and nobody has ever pointed out that that's the same as giving them all 0...


And if the entire cast of Seinfeld was in the audience... I think they would get a pass.

My double post never appeared..... punk bitch


I was gonna say, sometimes I think he gives 1000 points across the board cause all the jokes were close to equally good, but this past show was the opposite. I didnt think any of them were very funny on the show. You would think a bunch of professional improv people would be great at it.... but no

I can't watch more than a skit or two of Portlandia, its too real and mades me depressed... :headshake


Like watching a fake snuff film, then finding out it was real.

My double post never appeared..... punk bitch


I was gonna say, sometimes I think he gives 1000 points across the board cause all the jokes were close to equally good, but this past show was the opposite. I didnt think any of them were very funny on the show. You would think a bunch of professional improv people would be great at it.... but no


To me it seems like he gives the ladies less points.
Granted that lady that was on last night, I did not like one bit. Not her looks, not her personality, not her herps, nothing.

Like watching a fake snuff film, then finding out it was real.

I must say, it was kind of shocking to see the youtube videos about the "Simply Everything Plus Text Plan" guy visiting the places in REAL Portland that inspired the show. I didnt think that level of weird could actually exist in a real city

My double post never appeared..... punk bitch



Amy never even visited this thread before it went bad :2cents:

I must say, it was kind of shocking to see the youtube videos about the "Simply Everything Plus Text Plan" guy visiting the places in REAL Portland that inspired the show. I didnt think that level of weird could actually exist in a real city

Oh it does. Hardcore.

Amy never even visited this thread before it went bad :2cents:

From what I see on FB it seems like she's pretty focused on somebody she knows who has a crystal meth problem..... I guess our brand of intoxication doesnt cut it for her

From what I see on FB it seems like she's pretty focused on somebody she knows who has a crystal meth problem..... I guess our brand of intoxication doesnt cut it for her

Just did my taxes..... finally a year when they dont tell me that I owe the state any money. Fuck this fucking corrupt ass state in its fucking corrupt ass ass

Just did my taxes..... finally a year when they dont tell me that I owe the state any money. Fuck this fucking corrupt ass state in its fucking corrupt ass ass

I think last year I got back $7 from state. 11% income tax here. :disappoin

I think last year I got back $7 from state. 11% income tax here. :disappoin

Songs you should be listening to on Tuesdays, Tuesdays.

http://youtu.be/dGd9DTTrX4U

Songs you should be listening to on Tuesdays, Tuesdays.

http://youtu.be/dGd9DTTrX4U

And... two hours later I realize that its Wednesday.

And... two hours later I realize that its Wednesday.

Chica chica chicka... :runaround:

I'm ready for zee dabs!

And... two hours later I realize that its Wednesday.

:rofl:

:rofl:

Meanwhile, I was standing at the urinal at work and tried to squeak out a silent but deadly.... then quickly realized I needed to go sit down before I made a mess

Meanwhile, I was standing at the urinal at work and tried to squeak out a silent but deadly.... then quickly realized I needed to go sit down before I made a mess

LOL at least you made that call before it was too late. :icon16:

Meanwhile, I was standing at the urinal at work and tried to squeak out a silent but deadly.... then quickly realized I needed to go sit down before I made a mess

We don't have urinals where I work.... I have to pee in the toilet... what the f-bomb?

LOL at least you made that call before it was too late. :icon16:

Oh I recognized the imminent threat THE INSTANT that I gave that initial push and felt there was a disturbance in the arse

Oh I recognized the imminent threat THE INSTANT that I gave that initial push and felt there was a disturbance in the arse


Sounds like a man speaking from experience. I myself had a box of fish sticks last night, which also means a hefty quantity of ketchup was also had. This morning was interesting. :cya:

Sounds like a man speaking from experience. I myself had a box of fish sticks last night, which also means a hefty quantity of ketchup was also had. This morning was interesting. :cya:

between sunday morning and moday night, I had eaten three boxes of Mac n Cheese each with three chopped up hot dogs in em. After the fourth urgent deuce I had to drop yesterday, I realized what had happened

between sunday morning and moday night, I had eaten three boxes of Mac n Cheese each with three chopped up hot dogs in em. After the fourth urgent deuce I had to drop yesterday, I realized what had happened

Mac n Cheese, hot dogs, deuce- the trifecta.

Mac n Cheese, hot dogs, deuce- the trifecta.


http://youtu.be/C4oBc-o1npg

Mind blown.

http://youtu.be/C4oBc-o1npg

Mind blown.

Are they drawing giant vajeens or is that just what my minds eye sees?

Are they drawing giant vajeens or is that just what my minds eye sees?

Maybe I need to burn this last nug and a half and look again

Maybe I need to burn this last nug and a half and look again

Fucked around and missed all the shows I wanted to watch tonight except for @Midnight which I have 17 minutes to study for. I still havent seen last nights episode.

Workaholics replays right after @12 but I have to wait til 2am for the replay of Broad City? Shitty

Fucked around and missed all the shows I wanted to watch tonight except for @Midnight which I have 17 minutes to study for. I still havent seen last nights episode.

Workaholics replays right after @12 but I have to wait til 2am for the replay of Broad City? Shitty

Spankers Square
#sexyrestaurants @midnight


...this thing does the twitter right?

Spankers Square
#sexyrestaurants @midnight


...this thing does the twitter right?

I THINK that's how it works. You just post anywhere on the internet and they come and find it. Hell, might double or trippple the trafffic in this threaaad.

Fucked around and missed all the shows I wanted to watch tonight except for @Midnight which I have 17 minutes to study for. I still havent seen last nights episode.

Workaholics replays right after @12 but I have to wait til 2am for the replay of Broad City? Shitty


I have no watched any of that stuff. I remember the episode after The State episode of @Midnight was good, and that was the last one I seen, which had to have been Tuesday? I think? I was going to watch the live feed of Getting Doug yesterday, but got busy doing laundry and missed the start so I wasnt going to join mid stride. Lemme go check and see who was on.... Eric André , Rory Scovel, Harris Wittels, Jonah Ray, and Steve Agee. Only name I recognize is Eric Andre, because hes already been on, prior to him going into hoodie mode on the interwebz I did not know he existed. New one is an hour an half also- probably because of the live audience.

Maybe I need to burn this last nug and a half and look again


So, who has two thumbs and had dabs last night? This guy! :evillol:

So, who has two thumbs and had dabs last night? This guy! :evillol:

And this morning too actually... :p

Are they drawing giant vajeens or is that just what my minds eye sees?


No... some of them involve scissoring too.