SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

Jeevus fucking tricycle this chat thing is annoying

AMY!!!! THE CHAT THING IS BROKEN!!!! add that to the list of other shit....

AMY!!!! THE CHAT THING IS BROKEN!!!! add that to the list of other shit....

New page mother twerkers

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New page mother twerkers

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I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

(wrote that myself)

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

(wrote that myself)


wonder if that will last. Easily more "sensual in nature" than your awesome wallpaper pics

wonder if that will last. Easily more "sensual in nature" than your awesome wallpaper pics

I figure eventually she'll have to stop... but it just keeps going and going oing ngoing

I figure eventually she'll have to stop... but it just keeps going and going oing ngoing

So um... as fellows of the toke nature.. do you guys enjoy Flamin Hot Funyuns with chocolate milk as much as I do?

So um... as fellows of the toke nature.. do you guys enjoy Flamin Hot Funyuns with chocolate milk as much as I do?

I mean as in a "eat some, then take a drink" scenario.. not some weird stoner cereal combo.

I mean as in a "eat some, then take a drink" scenario.. not some weird stoner cereal combo.

I have never inlife had such a combo. Actually im pretty sure i never had flamin hot funyins. If im going flamin hot then I go cheetos (cheetoes?)

and chocolate milk just isnt my thing. Milk in general is not my thing unless its in cereal

I have never inlife had such a combo. Actually im pretty sure i never had flamin hot funyins. If im going flamin hot then I go cheetos (cheetoes?)

and chocolate milk just isnt my thing. Milk in general is not my thing unless its in cereal

I dont think I really have a wierd stoner combo meal. I just eat a lot of food that I shouldnt eat. I really love me a king burrito platter though

I dont think I really have a wierd stoner combo meal. I just eat a lot of food that I shouldnt eat. I really love me a king burrito platter though

....and I could really go for a bag of neon sour gummi worms, purple skittles, and a payday. Right.. The fuck. Now.

I have never inlife had such a combo. Actually im pretty sure i never had flamin hot funyins. If im going flamin hot then I go cheetos (cheetoes?)

and chocolate milk just isnt my thing. Milk in general is not my thing unless its in cereal

DUDE you HAVE to try the Flamin Hot Funyuns, While I do like the Flamin Hot Cheetos, the Funyuns are not as hot, but don't have that "Funyun" flavor either. Amazingly fantastically good... Funny enough, I have a great story about Flamin Hot Funyuns coming up in a post!

DUDE you HAVE to try the Flamin Hot Funyuns, While I do like the Flamin Hot Cheetos, the Funyuns are not as hot, but don't have that "Funyun" flavor either. Amazingly fantastically good... Funny enough, I have a great story about Flamin Hot Funyuns coming up in a post!

most anticipated post since that story about that time TSC did that thing that we never wound up hearing about cause he was having too good a time NOT telling Spooninson what it was

most anticipated post since that story about that time TSC did that thing that we never wound up hearing about cause he was having too good a time NOT telling Spooninson what it was



Ohh... Keep away from Spoon... I like it.

Ohh... Keep away from Spoon... I like it.

But what had happened was...

Anyone whos done their fair share of dabs will dabs will tell you, the smoke (vapor actually) from doing it on a nail is very very dense, and makes you cough, but not in the throat hurting kind of way that taking too big of a bud hit does. Its like a mucus cough, like there is liquid in your lungs that your trying to cough up it feels. And it is mucus. Forgot to mention that. Not sure why, but big massive dab hits make you form mucus. Anyhooo....

But what had happened was...

Anyone whos done their fair share of dabs will dabs will tell you, the smoke (vapor actually) from doing it on a nail is very very dense, and makes you cough, but not in the throat hurting kind of way that taking too big of a bud hit does. Its like a mucus cough, like there is liquid in your lungs that your trying to cough up it feels. And it is mucus. Forgot to mention that. Not sure why, but big massive dab hits make you form mucus. Anyhooo....


Me and my friend were hitting the dabs pretty hard one night because we have the tolerance of a russian circus mule, but it still causes the coughing and mucus in your lungs. So I'm also hitting the Flamin Hot Funyuns pretty damn hard. And as anyone everyone knows "cheetos" fingers... well the massive quantity of bight red hot Flaming Dust coating on the Funyuns plus the mucus collecting in my throat/ass-off-a-gus..... brewing inside me was a crazy combo.

Me and my friend were hitting the dabs pretty hard one night because we have the tolerance of a russian circus mule, but it still causes the coughing and mucus in your lungs. So I'm also hitting the Flamin Hot Funyuns pretty damn hard. And as anyone everyone knows "cheetos" fingers... well the massive quantity of bight red hot Flaming Dust coating on the Funyuns plus the mucus collecting in my throat/ass-off-a-gus..... brewing inside me was a crazy combo.


So my Friend (We will call him Exhibit A) said something along the lines of "yada yada yada, bet you can't do three dabs in a row, yada yada, fuck your moms face!" Sooo... I man up to the challenge, nothing I've never done before. One up, Two up, Three... I"m golden... then I have this feeling... a feeling that I knew all too well... but in different scenarios....

So my Friend (We will call him Exhibit A) said something along the lines of "yada yada yada, bet you can't do three dabs in a row, yada yada, fuck your moms face!" Sooo... I man up to the challenge, nothing I've never done before. One up, Two up, Three... I"m golden... then I have this feeling... a feeling that I knew all too well... but in different scenarios....

T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....

T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....

See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.

See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.

So kids, there you have it. Next time you want to scare the living piss out of house mates, dabs + Flamin Hot Funyuns.

T-5 seconds after dab numbero three-o, I did the dash to the bathroom on my way to hurl violently, as I round the corner, hand over my mouth... enter bathroom... see toilet....

I thought this was gonna be a story of triumph and hilarity.... this does not sound like triumph. This doesnt even sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Hilarity though.... it has the hilarities. But did you paint the floor reddish orange?

I thought this was gonna be a story of triumph and hilarity.... this does not sound like triumph. This doesnt even sound like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Hilarity though.... it has the hilarities. But did you paint the floor reddish orange?

Dam, didnt refresh first

See toilet.... but... cant...... .its happening.....


I projectile vomited this thick clinging bright red mucus all over the bathroom, over the counter, on the floor, on the god damned mirror and medicine cabinet. I swear to god... it looked like someone slaughtered a family of polish immigrants in that room.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk...... reminds me of one of my least favorite St Pattys Day stories.

Pretty much the same but replace dabs with $0.25 green beer and funyuns with irish nachos. The end is basically the same but in a restaurant bathroom

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk...... reminds me of one of my least favorite St Pattys Day stories.

Pretty much the same but replace dabs with $0.25 green beer and funyuns with irish nachos. The end is basically the same but in a restaurant bathroom

HAHHAHAHA oh nachos hurt coming up... scratchy.

HAHHAHAHA oh nachos hurt coming up... scratchy.

So I'm half way through the second season... this season is much longer... double the longer longer. Truth.

I almost feel like its dragging.... is that why it gets crappy? Does it drag along? They've been looking for this little girl lost in the woods for five god damnaged episodes. Fucking move on already.

So I'm half way through the second season... this season is much longer... double the longer longer. Truth.

I almost feel like its dragging.... is that why it gets crappy? Does it drag along? They've been looking for this little girl lost in the woods for five god damnaged episodes. Fucking move on already.

Talking about Walking Dead BTW... forgo to mention that... guess I thought you just knew.....

Talking about Walking Dead BTW... forgo to mention that... guess I thought you just knew.....

Or maybe I'm a dirty little post whore.

Or maybe I'm a dirty little post whore.

You got me.

You got me.

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Or maybe I'm a dirty little post whore.

Above all else, yes you are a dirty little postwhore.... and you probably have forum herp you nasty skank

So I'm half way through the second season... this season is much longer... double the longer longer. Truth.

I almost feel like its dragging.... is that why it gets crappy? Does it drag along? They've been looking for this little girl lost in the woods for five god damnaged episodes. Fucking move on already.

No names needed her, I know exactly what youre talking about. That stretch of looking for Carols little girl was the first time that most fans said "uhhhhhhh can we move along please??"

I guess they were trying to build dramatic tension but it just got old. And thus is the essence of Walking Dead. There are some great scenes and cool gore peppered between long stretches of:

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No names needed her, I know exactly what youre talking about. That stretch of looking for Carols little girl was the first time that most fans said "uhhhhhhh can we move along please??"

I guess they were trying to build dramatic tension but it just got old. And thus is the essence of Walking Dead. There are some great scenes and cool gore peppered between long stretches of:

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ssseeaarrrrrrccchhiiinnnnnngggggggggg

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Honest Trailers will support this thesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxvo8AcpQQ&index=41&list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE

Above all else, yes you are a dirty little postwhore.... and you probably have forum herp you nasty skank

Forum herp....

Honest Trailers will support this thesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxvo8AcpQQ&index=41&list=PL86F4D497FD3CACCE


I can imagine, I'm appprox 3/4 of the way through season two, and they found the girl... I had a sneaking suspicion thats where she was hiding at.

I can imagine, I'm appprox 3/4 of the way through season two, and they found the girl... I had a sneaking suspicion thats where she was hiding at.

I still wonder how Herschel found/trapped/lured Sophia into that barn in the first place. His wife was in there and I accept that... and I even accept that he corralled some extra walkers during the hunt for his wife (assuming she turned and then, yanno..... walked) but when in the fuck did he find Sophia and toss her in there???

Did she walk onto the farm? Did he take daily strolls through the woods to find walkers?

How the fuck did she not get completely eaten anyway?? Did she fight off a walker after just a nibble?

And whenever however Herschel found her, how did he get that barn door open without the other walkers leaving or biting him? Did he take her to the sex loft and drop her down?


....I've been watching those Honest Trailers and Everything Wrong With way too much (or not enough)

I still wonder how Herschel found/trapped/lured Sophia into that barn in the first place. His wife was in there and I accept that... and I even accept that he corralled some extra walkers during the hunt for his wife (assuming she turned and then, yanno..... walked) but when in the fuck did he find Sophia and toss her in there???

Did she walk onto the farm? Did he take daily strolls through the woods to find walkers?

How the fuck did she not get completely eaten anyway?? Did she fight off a walker after just a nibble?

And whenever however Herschel found her, how did he get that barn door open without the other walkers leaving or biting him? Did he take her to the sex loft and drop her down?


....I've been watching those Honest Trailers and Everything Wrong With way too much (or not enough)


All good questions... all good. Z
And thats the problem with zombies. They are dead... but live... they are rotting away, but still have to eat- and they eat each other... unless they're in a pack, then they don't eat each other...

Honestly it seems like all you would truly need to safeguard your home from zombies would be a pretty decent fence.

Forum herp....

eww, you guys are durty!

theres a guy on my tv right now named "Rusty Kuntz"... and I'm not watching p0rn (yet)

theres a guy on my tv right now named "Rusty Kuntz"... and I'm not watching p0rn (yet)

Oh and he was in the process of dodging a ball to the face. True story

Oh and he was in the process of dodging a ball to the face. True story

If you can dodge a wrench...

eww, you guys are durty!



And your clean.... mmm MMM mmm CLEAN!

so clean.


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And your clean.... mmm MMM mmm CLEAN!

so clean.


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Look at this goddamn new page I created! Like a goddamaged magician.

Look at this goddamn new page I created! Like a goddamaged magician.

I should be charging for this shit, I'm fresher than a degree stick.

I should be charging for this shit, I'm fresher than a degree stick.


Man this show kills off as many people as Game of Thrones.

Man this show kills off as many people as Game of Thrones.

Indeed they do. The one person I keep wishing would die remains alive though... hopefully that changes this season

Indeed they do. The one person I keep wishing would die remains alive though... hopefully that changes this season

This....

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This....

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Is that the dominatrix bitch you see at the very end of season 2?

Is that the dominatrix bitch you see at the very end of season 2?

I was trying to give a spoiler without giving a spoiler, but you saw through it. Well done sir

I was trying to give a spoiler without giving a spoiler, but you saw through it. Well done sir

Just finished season 2 last night. Thinking I might wait till the weekend to pick up on season 3.

Just finished season 2 last night. Thinking I might wait till the weekend to pick up on season 3.

I still maintain that all you really need to live out the zombies is a sturdy fence around your place. IE not of the White Picket or Chain Link varieties. Living in tents in the woods is just asking to get your ass eating out by a zombie. Go to the highway, hot wire a GreyHound bus, bar up the windows... you've got a zombie proof mobile. Also the crossbow seems to be one of the better weapons... yet they've made medical runs and stop at a bar on occasion, but nobody is hitting up the outdoor/hunting/sporting good stores... I'm poking all sorts of holes in all sorts of stories.

This....

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Wasn't there some big brewhaha about a chic who allegedly had plastic surgery to get a 3rd tit? How did this chic with 4 tits not make the news???

Wasn't there some big brewhaha about a chic who allegedly had plastic surgery to get a 3rd tit? How did this chic with 4 tits not make the news???


I did not find that attractive either.

Wasn't there some big brewhaha about a chic who allegedly had plastic surgery to get a 3rd tit? How did this chic with 4 tits not make the news???
Oh and thanks for the page or 2 of spoilers guys...jeeze. :crying:












Ok, just kidding. It's my own damn fault for not watching the show by now, so I got what I deserve. I've also seen spoilers here and there for years.

I did not find that attractive either.
Yeah, I saw some shit from a baggage check or something (I think she got in trouble with the law or something, so a list was on public record), that listed her prosthetic 3rd tit. So it was fake anyways...thank god.

Oh and thanks for the page or 2 of spoilers guys...jeeze. :crying:












Ok, just kidding. It's my own damn fault for not watching the show by now, so I got what I deserve. I've also seen spoilers here and there for years.


Actually none of the stuff posted is really a spoiler, I think all the major plot twists were not even mentioned because they were blatantly major.


Major major major.

Actually none of the stuff posted is really a spoiler, I think all the major plot twists were not even mentioned because they were blatantly major.


Major major major.
Oh great. Now if I ever watch it, I'll have to watch out for someone named Major. :mad:

Actually none of the stuff posted is really a spoiler, I think all the major plot twists were not even mentioned because they were blatantly major.


Major major major.



Besides... if your only checking in every two pages. Meh... I don't even know what to say about that shit.

Oh great. Now if I ever watch it, I'll have to watch out for someone named Major. :mad:

Major Major, Major Major.


That guys a dick.

Major Major, Major Major.


That guys a dick.

about half way through the third season and the show has just gotten... weird. Its not really stalling or anything... its just... weird.

Besides... if your only checking in every two pages. Meh... I don't even know what to say about that shit.

Werd...... where the fuck you at Spoondawg??