SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

look there, Mr correcting typos.

Guess my phone hasn't been exposed to the word "wank" often enough

Obviously its an American phone and not a British phone.

Dam it didn't even occur to me til just now that some of my favorite words are British

Wank
Bugger (which I don't use often enough)
and Bollocks.... which might be more Aussie/Kiwi than British

I also love saying Shaizer

Interesting.

Must mean your a communist.

Well I'm too broke to be a true capitalist

Broke enough to fit in in Chicago.

Some parts of Chicago.... You're not allowed to pass through some areas unless you have a personal driver

That's what I have Jeeves for.

If your name is Jeeves then you were born to serve.... The name should come with a tiny suit at birth

It does, but it immediately needs to be dry cleaned.

:lol: yuck city

Vadge clean up, isle 2

Looks like the new capacitors in my monitor aren't going to last very long. Damn thing started humming a couple hours ago.

You should try a Flux capacitor. Very durable

Was it humming something good or something annoying like Amazing Grace?

Finally got around to opening the box of candy canes that someone sent me during the holidays. These are LemonHead flavored. And yellow.

Interesting.

Im not really a big fan of candy canes... never was, but the flavored one's I'll consume til I yak. Yet another way I keep the "they all like fruit flavored stuff that isnt actually fruit" stereotype alive

I remember when I first learned that stereotype existed. I was 15 years old and mad that the vending machine at work was sold out of Grape Crush.

I came back to my area and complained to the Cuban lady and old(ish) white guy and the guy goes "Well if the grape and orange are sold out you have to check with Sandra or Renee" (both black ladies in the office)

"Why's that?" I says

"Cause you're the only ones who buy that shit"

Sure enough, he calls Sandra to come over to our area, she gets there and he goes "Junior says the vending machine is out of Grape"

Sandra says "Yeah I think Renee got the last one yesterday. You know we the only ones that buy em"

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e0/e013c0df449fdaa13a33def45ff7ff258966074d86ed8a2ab6 424ea02f2e75b6.jpg

One of these days I'm going to clean up my youtube playlist... As of right now its a few hundred videos all clumped together without any sort of decade or genre separation.


Plus a lot of it is crap and/or deleted videos.

So after a couple weeks and 4 phone calls, my internet is still moving at the speed of smell....

pour some octane booster on your computer and she'll fly like a banshee on a leer jet with a Supra spoiler

My computer is the fast, its the interwebs thats the slow.

Its like, no traction. Chief.

So I start abstaining again today, gotta save them dollars if I'm going to buy a car soon... *insert the sounds of disapointment- Waaa waaaaaaaaa waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Im halfawy in the same boat. I never did replenish and today I realized I hadnt paid my car not for January yet (today is the first official late day) and I have other shit I should probably pay for first..... so I night just hold out til next month or longer.

Im halfawy in the same boat. I never did replenish and today I realized I hadnt paid my car not for January yet (today is the first official late day) and I have other shit I should probably pay for first..... so I night just hold out til next month or longer.

Sad day in paradise. Sad day... :crying:

On a side note, I'm done buying from people, too inconsistent. I'm going to hit up one of the places here that specialize in getting you Medical MJ cards, there's actually one about two blocks down the street from my apartment.

Maybe if I go in and start the process this week, in a month or so I'll be medical, then I can just go to the medical clubs and buy. See it weighed out, get it in a nice bag, and its actually cheaper than street prices from what I've heard.

Sounds like a much better plan than call-wait-hope

Ive been keeping pretty busy during the daytime (somewhat by choice) so I havent really missed it much, but I do wish I had some every time I watch @Midnight. Definitely a show made for gardeners

and in a true example of how weak my self control can be, I'm considering grabbing a lil 40 bag (about 3g in Chicago) and some Taco Bell while Im out running errands

From "ehhhh I can wait til next month" to "Im about to make a call" in minutes

lol I know how that goes.

I feel like at any given time someone on this thread has to be smoking.

On the phone with comcast for time number 4.... guy thinks its the actual cable itself between my wall and my modem, or the splitter that splits it off to my tv and modem.

At least this guys first language is English, which I much appreciate after talking to the folks in India all morning.

Ive been keeping pretty busy during the daytime (somewhat by choice) so I havent really missed it much, but I do wish I had some every time I watch @Midnight. Definitely a show made for gardeners


I keep telling myself I can buy some IF I only smoke 1-2 bowls a day.
I always say that, then 12 bowls in I don't care that I lied to myself. :tongue:

Deceptive bastard.


@Midnight is made for the herbage. And you know, I don't even use Twitter- which is basically what the show is based around- yet for some reason I find the show hilarious and it makes me go : :rofl:


Fuck it, maybe I need some herb garden too.

I always forget about this one contact I have with this old guy, like 60+ years old. I only use him when I can't find anyone else, his stuff is not the best, but the price is good. He doesnt text, have to call him- which is odd in these days of the text (but, hes old). Always packages it in an envelop like hes paying bills.

Bills doooo need paying.

Oh... and I'll hit 9k today... which deserves some plant enhancement.


I think I might make that call....

You know, I do miss the days of the texas schwag weed, you could pick up ounces, and once you pick out all the seeds and tree limbs you could blunt it up all day long on a few bucks.

I just cant do the schwag anymore... I feel like the cat that ate caviar and then would rather starve than eat Kibble (or Bits)

I didn't make any herbal pickups today though, as much as I wanted to. Looks like its gonna be at least another 24 hours of sobriety

....which means somebody is gonna have to cover smokin duty for today. Seems like hitting 9k is reason enough

Come to my place, I just picked up a half.....

Btw, what's with Chicago people saying zip? Never heard that lingo for an o from anyone besides Chicago people.

:dunno: same deal as us saying "pop" and "gym shoes" I suppose

Gym shoes?!? Is that like tennis shoes? Lol

I mean I assume it came from "Ziploc" but a standard ziploc bag fits more than an O..... but when do you really put more than an O and less than an elbow (Chicago slang too?) in one bag?

Gym shoes?!? Is that like tennis shoes? Lol

Indeed. I think Detroit also says gym shoes... I think

Is an elbow a joint? I've never heard that one.

Nope. Elbow = lb

Oh my, I love elbows.

Last time I saw one was in college and it wasnt really there for my consumption

And on the shoe subject, I think sneakers is approximate on the left coast

Or kicks, if you will.

Ive heard sneakers from NY and Philly people... or "sneaks" at least. I know Atlanta says "tennis shoes" exclusively

Texas is tennis shoes too. More like Tennishoes. One word.

Ive been told that "Houston" somehow has an R in it when youre from Houston... Hourston... Hurrston?

This is true. Many cities in the south have alternative "local" pronunciations.